jesus doesnt hand out presents. booyah

lol...the audacity!

lol, audacity.

But he was tortured in Iraq for Jesus!

OWNED!

Too bad it's fake.

It was on the real sign page.

The hell? I live a few minutes away from that church. 0_o

Im not that big of a fan of Jesus.

"But he was tortured in Iraq for Jesus!" -- not santa's balls!

Santa earns revenue for the economy. The better the economy, the lower the unemployment rate. Therefore less people are on unemployment and earning virtually nothing because of him. People on unemployment have a higher tendency to commit crimes that can effect people psychologically or physically. Therefore, Santa Claus saved many people in this modern-day society so f*ck off church.

What the Bible doesn't tell you as that, after he respawned, Jesus flew around giving everyone Gamecubes.

+1

HAHAHA oh wait you made that with the church sign generator site.

Hockey, Santa is a capitalist. Capitalism drains worlds resourses and creates a higher standard of living, meaning we are happy only when we have pointless crap. Also Santa does very little for the unemployment rate, He only hires Elves, and I suspect his operation is a sweatshop.

"HAHAHA oh wait you made that with the church sign generator site." WRONG! It's on the real sign page. The website doesn't even offer that sign as a template. Learn to read.

Ouc. Mr Clause needs a new food binge now...

SANTA DOESN"t DIE!

god damn...

Mispelling = 2 generator = -1

Jesus never gave me any goddamn Legos either >:(

OH SNAP!

^_^

"Yes, we at the evangelical church of douchebags find that making innocent children riding down the street with their mothers cry brings more people to the faith than anything we have yet tried."

where were we prior to pointless crap? We were in the dark ages of absolutley nothing useful happening to society. The peasents and the feudal system ran through for 1000 years with the only significant events being the Crusades and the Battle of Hastings. Monarchies were horrible governmental systems because people were born into what they'd be. Communism doesn't work due to the human nature of wanting more. Dictatorships...like monarchies basically. Capitalist Democracies suck *ss but theyre the best now

http://tinyurl.com/preview.php?num=jepov

9 times out of 10 the people supporting maintaining such a grand lie for our children are the same ones supporting the maintaining of such a grand lie for the masses.

Acually I agree, I was just joking around making the debate seem political and important.

I wonder if Jesus does anal. I hope so...cause he's one hot motherf*cker.

5 for buttsex

GTFO CHRIS CRINGLE

lol matt i know, i thought by continuing it....hmm whatever i tended to accomplish nothing out of that except for typing stuff

Santa > Jesus in the presents department thou

Yea, but Saint Nicholas was a good guy. Too bad the poor dudes image got all nasty and capitalist.

Jesus died for our sins, it's the gift that keeps on giving. Stupid kids rather have Pokemon.

Santa died for ONE person, his master SATAN!

Unfortunately, Jesus doesn't give me gifts. Oh sure, I can bring in the eternal gift of life card but I am probably going to hell anyways.

.................yet.

"Unfortunately, Jesus doesn't give me gifts. Oh sure, I can bring in the eternal gift of life card but I am probably going to hell anyways." It's not that hard. Your not going to hell cause you racked up to many sins, you just have to try to live for Jesus.

Santa doesn't exist. GGPWNT

:(

One of the most amazing feats of Saint Nicholas however was that he lived to a ripe old age and died peacefully in his own bed. At a time where most saints earned their place in heaven by dying for their faith in manners most unusual and cruel, this definitely made him stand out (together with Saint Martin, who also died of natural old age) and definitely aided to his 'popularity' in every way of the word. -Wikipedia on Saint Nicholas. :P

Now that's just low.

Santa > Jesus. I think the threat of getting a box full of coal is a better incentive to do good than "hell". Silly silly christians...

1 - 0 Christianity

f*ck ya!

Oooh, burn, bitch... but actually, Santa at one time was the 'Holly King'. In Pagan religions he was important. But, Christians don't care.. we Pagans are all going to hell either way. :P

pwned

lol, just flat out downtalking santa

they pwned santa

Ouch. Santa got pwned.

-1 for possibly being related to Tom Cruise.

yeah but Jesus ain't given anything to no one either

I hate religion.

i lol'ed for 20 minutes straight.

hahah

fgh

5 because I dig it-- -1 for not coming up with a better song--"Awesome God" has been done to death (pun?) around here. How about a blatantly Christian Christmas song?

church sign generator...gg

OMG THAT'S AWESOME! XD

capitalism bashing gets you a 1

they are both fake

i lol'd

Jesus is a myth. Santa's a real guy. Santa wins.

OH SHI-

4'd for both Jesus and Santa

Oh it's real? Heh. Kinda funny.

haha *sshole churches

PWNED. :)

ahah Santa didn't see that comign i wager.. :D

GeatBaconMan, santa doesnt exist?!?! :(

Except he was persecuted for being a christian by Diocletian and lived his life working for the poor. You lose, good day sir!

They're ignorant. St.Nicholas was a saint who delivered toys to poor children on Christmas.

Fake = Down vote

LMAO...4'd for easiness

How true. Santa grants presents that we'll throw away probably, but Jesus grants ETERNAL LIFE. A far better present IMHO.

Yeah, but did Jesus ever conquer the Martians?

Jesus > Santa. Even Santa says so himself: http://tinyurl.com/mraca

OH SNAP

why is this top 15 =/

"Why is this in the top 15" ... Down voting won't help it get out of the top 15 since it's based on VIEWS. You sir fail.

it's true, santa never died for anyone. and jesus saves more people than capitalism could ever do.

Didn't DIE for anybody...UM apparently they haven't seen a little film called "The Santa Clause" starring Tim Allen.

Well, Jesus never left a Super Nintendo underneath a tree in my living room.

Lets see Jesus fly around the world on a sleigh

ouch.

are god is an awesome he reigns!

LOLZ, even though I hate churches that put up clever sayings in their signs because 99% of the time it just makes other people laugh at Christianity, this one's actually very funny.

He died for Lobo.

santa is pwned

f*ck off santa

Damn right he didn't.

santa got burned

FACE Santa.

The church thinks that we think Santa is Jesus

Jesus > Santa. I think you can definitely put your money on the King of Kings for this one.

hahaha i love it. pwnt by the truth. i mean whats a better gift? eternal life or black socks? :p

But did Jesus ever bring me Transformers and Nintendo? I think not!

I guess the church has had it with Santa.

LOLOLOL.... ...what? Churchsigngenerator?! 1'd.

YTMND: herding the lost sheep?

YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR. Bottom right of the image.

All you downvoters are stupid. Thats from the real signs page

Mix around the letters of santa and you get satan, there I said it.

4 for the random bastard driving the van.

lmao

Santa is immortal.

santa's overwieght

o snapszs

i beg to differ.

Santa is immortal, Jesus is not. If I had a religion I'd be more inclined to worship the god of shopping then the god of hypocrasy.

XD

How you figure? Jesus died and came back. Saint Nicholas died--and stayed dead. Jesus FTW.

Jesus the person is dead, its an undesputed fact that the man did exist. But there is no credible proof that he rose from the dead. However, the god of shopping has been alive and well a lot longer then Jesus has. I'm not talking about St. Nick, Santa Claus was invented by Coca Cola. St. Nick is losely based on him.

Jesus > Santa > Tim Allen.

Santa=owned

lol Jesus

No comment. Sign says it all.

the pope didnt die for anybody