Racist bitch.

+3

New fad anyone?

+1

hahahahah, Maury's irrational fears episodes are awesome.

+1

???

This sh*t is real? Afraid of pickles?

HAAHAAHA

Maury is the modern day PT Barnum

+1

A pickle did naughty things to her when she was a child.

Just-just let go.

+1

O rly?!

ok, wtf?

All those daytime show guests are wannabe actors and actresses trying to showcase their range of emotion on national TV. Sometimes it's even real actors (Cruise on Oprah). It's all fake.

+1

her uncle molested her with a pickle

Wow. That's just... Wow.

I have to admit, though, I left this on for a good long time. Pretty funny.

I know a girl who is exactly f*cking like that towards popcorn.

Thats...TOO FUNNY. OH MY f*ckING GOD PICKLES? OF EVERYTHING TO BE AFRAID OF, PICKLES?! AHAHAHA

Um,.. then don't eat pickles you stupid c*nt.

+2

Saw this today - it's a faaaake

O_O I guess she found out Pickles WAS the father.

the sound is great..the image is not

haha. Pickles

the pickles are coming >.>

ya, i saw this on Maury. the real video is better than this. its somewhere on youtube

That final "ooh" secures it's 5!

hahahahhahahahahahahah f*ck confused stupid people!

-1

... im afraid of pickles too

thats definitely not kosher

+2

I JUST SAW THAT ON A FORUM LOL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S89Y4shxtE

That's not funny! Cucumbers are ruining my life!!

lolol

Wow. What a messed-up chick. I bet someone assaulted her with a pickle when she was a child. Pardon me while I put her on my list of "Chicks I Should Never Bang."

holy sh*t, that video is golden

thats awesome. I'm kinda like this about mustard though, not as bad as the guy from the Jackass movie was, but close.

haha.

wtf

I was listening to this and trying to figure out what she was REALLY saying. Anyone else? (+4 for this twisted phobia, -1 because the video is far better)

She was molested by a subway sandwich artist.

Her father is the Vlasic Pickle Stork.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search=Maury+Phobia&search_type=search_videos are the videos from youtube

oh man, this sh*t is great. be sure to watch all the "related" maury videos too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S89Y4shxtE

HAHAHAHA I SAW THAT VIDEO.

Maury is terrible

lol i saw that maury segment

Pickles ruined her life? Nope, going on TV and making an *ss of herself ruined her life... and on the internet, the ruination will never die.

I want to see the whole episode. Anyone have a torrent or youtube, etc?

lmfao

another video link: http://www.break.com/index/maurypickle.html

Cucumbers?

She'd be an easy rape victim "GET IN THE CAR OR YOU'LL GET A FACE FULLA PICKLE!"

+1

And the pickles, and the pickles, and the pickles.. Sweet and sour sauce all over my pussy.

DaChazman, shut the f*ck up.

pickles.. YOU ARE THE FATHER

lewl

I gotta pickle that she oughta be afraid of!!

DON'T YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP >:(

somebody probably molested her with a pickle, and now she's deathly afraid of them

loo

text needs to be in all caps and on 3 lines for win.

+1

^he's right. DO IT!

"the colour.. the.. euuoohh"

Sweet pickles.

Done and done, all caps, and on 3 lines

+1

YOU GOT MOD FAVED! now you can probably remove the 'update' from the title.

+1

Screw her, pickles FTW.

Mod Faved, congrats.

pickles are destroying my life too.

lol

GOOD

God, it's so funny how the second Max faves it SO DOES EVERYBODY ELSE. Get your own opinions you worthless f*ggots. I'm so relieved I only have like 4k downvotes to go

+1

lol

lmao I saw this a couple of days ago..

AHAHAHA I saw that episode.

http://break.com/index/maurypickle.html

That slut hates me :( DD-:

LMFAO

Maury:Can we have a pickle please? Girl:No. Maury:Or two? Girl:No! Maury:Or Ten? LOL.

WTF

Poor kid. :( I have the same fear but with Gary Coleman instead.

LOL omg too good

Just wait until the green ones come for YOU!!!

WTF pickles are destroying my life + touching piano music

I can't stop laughing

lol this is awesome

lol

I'd be willing to bet money she's subconsciously projecting anger about a man who sexually abused her by associating pickles with male genitalia. Psychological conditions can be weird like that.

I f*cking love this

-1

Pickles look like dicks. Think she's gay? Maybe she got raped by a pickle as a child! Maybe someone shoved a pickle up her c---.

Pickles show no mercy.

I'll show her what a real pickle looks like.

Whats so scary about pickles. I eat pickles all the time and I'm not afraid of them.

5'd for the WTF-ness of the whole thing

not a favorite site, but it's still hilarious.

ahahahahahahah what the f*ck instantly makes you laugh.

hahah holy f*ck i jsut made two comments what in the f*ck am I thinking?>?/ WHO KNOWS pickles.

it's awesome, but i really dont get this. Could someone explain what's it from and why she hates pickles? :O

Those damn heartless pickles. Why do they get pleasure out of tourtuting people so! Also, therapy.

what the f*ck?

hahhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

sounds lik mission hill chick lol 5

Did she say pickles make fun of her?

^ That's what I heard.

This is EXTREMELY underrated.

oh my

UP THE PUNX!

goddamn... she sounds like some one raped her with a pickle

*now fabricating The Pickle Gun*

Heh...f*ck...heh...

Ya' Rly

How is this real?!

They need to bring the obesity topic back!

In soviet Russia, pickles hate YOU! And I'd wager that yes, she does have this phobia from some kind of wierd association in her past. I knew a manager at work that feared bananas... Also, cocks.

Poor Mariah =(

She doesn't like the shape, which means....

Funny trick: Ask this girl out, then show up on her doorstep dressed in a giant pickle costume.

Her boyfriend should paint his dick green and show it to her. ROFL!!!!

god I have seen this video.. HILARIOUS!!

AHAHAHAHAA!!! I love these Maury eps!!

AHAHAHAHAAA

pickles are destorying my life too!

PICKLEPHOBIA

she must be lesbian.

+1

lmao, saw this on vh1 a minute ago

Is she afraid of cucumbers? They don't have the bumpy texture. What about sliced pickles? They have a different shape AND texture.

?!

I'm not giving you a 5 until you tell me what the f*ck that's from. Seriously, what the hell is that?

Look at the source, maury povich

More accurately, here's a video source on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPtB4MrJILs

I thought it was a misconception of sound. like pickles = people but... boy was I WRONG! Seriously though, ?ftw

What about cucumbers?

I saw that on youtube. That is one messed up chick.

i never knew people could be THAT messed up

There was a pickles one? Damn, I missed it! I did see the tin foil one-- hilarious, of course.

poor pickle girl

Ahahahha IF I went to school with her I Would take out a pickle out of my pocket when she gets near me

I remember seeing a talk show once where a guest was afraid of buttons (of the shirt variety) so they brought out a wheelbarrow full of buttons and she tweaked. Some people, I guess.

Hardest I've laughed in a LONG time.

you fail, please try again ^_^

Seeing the video in it's entirity is even more funny. They have her go to a pickle factory and then she runs and screams around the studio when they bring out a platter of pickles. lol

^Of course, may I'm sure have already seen it. :/

Wow. Just wow. "OMG TEH piCULZ ARe REWENING MY LIeF" then don't eat them, retard

The Baron can relate...

WTF

YOU NEED TO ADD THE LITTLE SQUEEKY SOUND FROM WHEN YOU RUB TWO PICKLES TOGETHER

heh heh, Maury Povich, you crazy bastard.

This inspired me to kick it up a notch: http://alsopickles.ytmnd.com/

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Ever see the one with the guy who was scared of peaches? They ambushed him with baskets of peaches and chased him around until he collapsed in a corner and cried.

Folks, she's afraid of the size, shape, and texture of pickles. What they didn't expound upon was her fear of "drunk uncles" and "whiskey breath."

People say Maury is fake, but I know someone who went on there. This is great

It's pretty obvious that she was acting... but then again everyone on the Maury show is an actor. Still entertaining though.

Umm... she really said that? Jesus Christ...

Oh god, that show is awful

Ok, that made me laugh, hard.

so amazing

o m g, rofl

haha i saw this episode online haha

Pickles destroy my life too :(

not the pickles

does this mean she hates penis cause it reminds her of pickles???

lol, they bring here into the factory, now that's f*cked up hahaha

hahahahaha

I want to see your pussy, show it to me.^-^

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iPtB4MrJILs The rest is even funnier.

my grandfathers a pickle bitch

I love Maury

I SAW THIS EPISODE OOOOLOOLO

she hates pickles!

this is too funny to ignore

i

omg lol

I saw this show rofl

Nice image lol...

OMG all you 4 vote f*gs can shove it! This is a solid 5 lololol

The music is what especially makes this funny. ^_^

Is this real????

Pickles killed my father, and raped my mother!

Who is this mariah? Oh well, its funny. Five'd.

Can a girl be a douche? I foresee a 50 yrs old virgin.

Children in Africa are dying of hunger, others get to sleep at night wondering if they'll wake up with a bomb in their bed, and that stupid whore is affraid of pickle. Lol at acting, Maury's show is even more fake than pro-wrestling.

hahahaha!! i saw that on compfused.com a while back

Im scared of that girl... O_____o""

THIS SH*T ISN'T FUNNY PICKLES RUINED MY LIFE TOO

lmfao who dies from a pickle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0CIdvEnMY theres the video..the one thats commented here allready was removed..this video is f*cking funny sh*t

:'(

THIS VEGETABLE IS RUINING MY LIFE AND IT IS THE VEGETABLE'S FAULT NOT MINE I AM A VICTIM BOO HOO. Gets a 1. Don't take it as an insult, The Mayor. The problem isn't you, it's the idiot girl. She's too stupid to be funny.

You know, I hate pickles too. They look and smell nasty. I mean I'm not afraid of them or anything, but yeah pickles can be pretty gross.

Making food is just like science

funny cause its true LMFAO

wow i can't believe this is real please tell me, for the sake of humanity, that it's fake

The thing I hate most about pickles is the shape, the texture of it, the color, the... ualuealuealeuale!

God Maury is such a f*cking whore.

I saw this when it first aired. She is very bad actress.

Im sick of theese Motha F*ckin pickles on this Motha F*ckin YTMND!

Yup, Saw someone on maury or somesh*t deathly afraid of mustard.

>_> You can always just not buy them

Isn't this the chick who works as a waitress?

4 for the audio

wtf lmao

k pickles

Wwwwwhat if someone wants a pickle?

ZOMG THIS YTMND DELIVERS

Dumb bitch get over your pickle fear

That image plus her bitchy whining is comedy gold.

Those damn pickles!

XD PIckles own!

This was maury, right? He's a real bastard, how he taunts them with their phobias.

AH HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

When I saw the title I thought it was gonna be a Dew Army site with a Mariah Carey song that sounded like her saying "I hate pickles" or something.

haha, I wish she had some other irrational fear...like a fear of air, so she would try to sufficate herself on a daily basis.

Maybe if she learned to USE the pickle...

I don't even remember how the hell I saw this. I think the TV was tuned to the channel when I turned it on to play a game. Since I'm from Texas and pickles go on everything down here, I almost pissed myself laughing.

That was the only episode of Maury Povitch or w/e his name is I ever saw.

her voice is a turn on

The pickles have captured me. Please send help.

Pickles was not her baby's daddy LOLOLOL

hahaha i saw that one! it waws halarieus! 5d!

damn those pickels... damn them to helll!

lolz

Wow, that's a wimpy-ass girl right there.

XFD!~ Pickles are evil. We should destroy them all.

I saw the video of this. Maury is an idiot. The girl was sexually abused when she was very young, and subconsciously developed a fear of pickles because it reminds her of male genitalia and being raped. She displaced her fear of male genitalia into pickles so that she could still live a normal life (boyfriend, sex, etc..) but never overcame her bad memories of being abused. I can't believe these idiots get paid millions for day-time talk shows. Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkJazl9_Y

oops, here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0CIdvEnMY

wicked

what does she think about cucumbers? http://cucumber.ytmnsfw.com/

stupid

-1

F*cking sweet.

I don't care if it's real or not, it's so stupid it's funny!

...so don't buy pickles, what's the problem?

LAWLZ

I watched that episode. XDD so funny. Also, remember the lady that was scared of mustard? Or balloons? Or band-aids? XD so funny to watch.

i saw that episode. they didn't want to help her, they just wanted to shove pickles in her face and watch her run and cry in fear. i wonder what it would be like to order a hamburger. you can ask for no pickles, but they forget half the time, so every bite would be like playing russian roulette.

Oh lord that's funny.

That is amazing.

lol, makes alot more sense after watching the video XD

What did the pickles do to her?

shes about to turn emo.

i hate pickles too but not that bad but if you get to know me one of the first things you know about me is i hate pickles i also saw one where this girl was afraid of baloons its hilarius how on that show they show them a ton of what they are afraid of and they get really freaked out..

http://bahbahbobop.ytmnd.com/

BITC GOT PICKLD

THE PICKLES!

i saw that episode, she was srying and they were basically throwing pickles in her face and i was like OMG STFU you pansy bitch theyre just vegetables. I wonder what she would do if you tried to put one in her twat.

Awww... my brother has a fear(Not really to a phobic degree) of bowls. He WILL NOT eat anything in a bowl; I don't think he'll touch them either.

Is she actually talking about Pickles? Oooooooh, that last noise she makes XD.

http://www.glumbert.com/media/pickles Found the video!!!

What the f*ck?