Jesus would win, hands down... anyday. Scientology and atheism can both kiss my ass.

Hahaha awesome!! http://wsmithpred.ytmnd.com/

Xenu is trapped in a cage.

For the true win, needs some reading it. May I suggest me?

I did originally give you 2 stars, but I changed it to 5 because I am an idiot.

lol

ahhaha im laughing hard at this one. Just so god damn stupid. Its great!

Jesus fanfiction? You mean, like, the Book of Mormon?

love it

Great Site but I am going out on a limb here and say that you posted that.

Wow, you could not pick a more awful sound for this. Astounding. Just astounding.

-1

LOL, any of Jesus' attacks is super effective. 5 for dissing Scientology, another 5 for dissing Atheism. -5 because I can't give you a 10 no matter how hard I try.

-1

the premise is good but it goes completely downhill as soon as l ron hubbard picks atheism and xenu. I guess it isn't your fault since you didn't write it, but you DID choose to make a ytmnd of it.

LOL f*ckING EPIC

L. Ron is a f*g!

ytmnd was meh, dumples comment was right on

I usually don't downvote but :(

WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT!??!

The Flying Spaghetti Monster appears! Jesus uses Water Walk. Jesus' agility is dramaticly increased! FSM uses Noodly Appendage. Jesus can't move! FSM uses Summon Beer Volcano. Jesus and FSM both knock back some tall frosty ones! The End.

^^^ My own fanfic

hahah

LMFAO!! thats the sh*t. nice work, man. nice f*ckin' work.

Pretty funny, only Atheism isn't any more of a "lie" than Christianity. I'm not offended, just reminding ya to keep an open mind :) It's not about who you think is right or wrong, nothing is a lie...except Scientology ;)

requesting a animated battle GIF

You who voted this so high - go read the site where this originated (evilbible.com). It is full of lies. They take events from the bible and place them for you to read - out of context. They are slander, please do not take what they say. Instead read along as they ask, and you'll see they are liars. 1 because there is no 0 vote

-1

Atheism isn't a religion, dumb sh*t. And I would expect "Jesus" to use "lies" as an attack.

+1

Moses sends out... THE TEN COMMANDMENTS! Muhammad sends out... SOME CRAZY SYMBOLS!

amazing!

atheism > all =O

May I have your childs?

I am laughing out loud; vagina!

Jesus wins at everything.

Well done

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

yay atheism

lol "you can't steal my religions!". funny, but just because i know some idiot will read this and believe it, that bag of sh*t hubbard did NOT create athiesm.

+1

also, you evangelicals and fundementalists; you people are the reason their is so much goddamn hate.

so you type something in a forum, screenshot, and use some sound. way to go.

ZOMG! Best shiznaz evar!

LOL!

lol probably just the music but lol

We need more trolls like these on ridiculous religion discussion boards like those.

Needs mispelled words

Atheïsm > Scientology. Hard. Christians are okay though :p.

+1

awesome

Richard Dawkins > All. Atheism = 5 stars

That is awesome! http://ohnoeswereallgoingtodie.ytmnd.com/

Sigh, religion is for idiots, dont f*ck with atheism.

Nice

ahahaha this is one of those simple ytmnd's over which I actually had to LOL about. Someone make an animation out of this, it would be legendary!!!

no

jesus lol

Am I a bad person for having expected something more... erotic?

I'm working on the animation, should be ready soon

+5 for the WTF factor and use of Pokemon music. Ah, Pokemon....

awesome to the max

XD

christianity lies..unless you belive that a guy can live inside a whale for three days? And a giant pregnant women will stand on the moon? do you? ok good shut the f*ck up

@the atheist whiners: OH NO WE CAN INSULT XIANITY BUT NOT MY NONBELIEF IN A DEITY! THATS SACRED!

Atheism > all.

f*ckThissh*t: technically it's described as a fish in the original hebrew, not a whale.

Our god is an awesome god.

lawl the pokebattle music gives u infinity points

Wrong.

If you get someone to read this, and make me laugh harder than I laughed while seeing this, I will five all of your sites.

^_^

amazing, I love this

Why does Athiesm use "Lies"? o.O

HILARIOUS! XD Write more!

Scientologists are against Xenu and aren't athesists given that they believe in scientology!! Plus Jesus should have used "lies", not atheism.

wouldnt the jesus fan-fic be the bible? i would have given it a higher score if the atheism werent included. your god is dead, and i laugh at you all.

One because things like this should be made into an actual visual battle, not typed out.

this fails, this should not be in the top 15

EPIC.

haha

that show always had some of the best music

this is sh*t, jesus would have used lies and atheism would have used truth. marked for inaccurate.

LMAO

GO JESUS!!!!!!!!!!

jesus ftw as usual. funny stuff

Scientology is not a religion, nor is it a science. It is a cult.

2 for associating Atheism with Scientology.

+1

Roflcopter

jesus h4x

Scientologists arn't athiests, the may not beleive in Jesus or God, but they do beleive in Xenu and E-Meters

Perfect!

Jesus is the ultimate religion master.

LOL

the jesus celebrated http://egglol.ytmnd.com/ EGG

"Jesus fanfiction? You mean, like, the Book of Mormon?" hehehehehe

f*ck yeah, go Jesus!

If I were ranking the three religions based on "bizarre-ass bullsh*t you're supposed to believe" content, atheism and scientology would be at opposite ends with christianity somewhere towards the scientology end. Even if you didn't prove your stupidity by having L. Ron use Atheism, you'd still get a 1 for making an utterly non-funny ytmnd.

Ahahahaha.

jesus has master balls

http://www.evilbible.com/wforum/viewtopic.php?p=28656#28656 Lol, Lex Luthowned.

Jesus=teh champ

I still love atheism, all religion now is jus goofy.

Hahaha! I like it.

Lol, Go to the page and Post as your favorite YTMND Fad!!!!

kinda... creepy

BRILLIANT!

lol'd

this. . . isn't funny

eh you pretty much fail at this one any old knucklehead couldve made that sh*t up

I lol'd. This has got to be the best fanfic ever.

Oh dear lord go to the forum and read it HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5ed

0 for using evilbible.com

Too bad atheism>christianity, but 4 for being kinda funny and pokemon music

i can't vote. i like the YTMND, but what's this sh*t about athiesm being lies? Athiesm is nothing, all religion is lies.

Atheism = scientology/lies? Yeah, ok.

Atheism used lies? Bullsh*t.

awesome

Religion is a Lie not Atheism. Also Scientology isn't a religion.

brofl

BriPep speaking, good job. Do I smell a new fad / livejasmin case?

Heh, I'm LexLuthor and RaptorJesus on the forums, gj guys, keep posting.

But wouldn't Scientology and Christianity team up against atheism? It doesn't work!

XD

"LOL, any of Jesus' attacks is super effective. 5 for dissing Scientology, another 5 for dissing Atheism. -5 because I can't give you a 10 no matter how hard I try." qft

Hahaha

haha

LOL

GO JESUS!!

don't forget the jews

hahahah this is so funny. except jesus probably used self-destruct. all religion sux

It's Jesus, lol. Also, cocks.

Sound sucks. "Atheism = lies" is moronic.

^Atheism = lies is moronic, this is how it really would have happened if Jesus was real... JesusSaves3.ytmnd.com

- (sideways 8) for atheism=lies

Even though I'm an atheist, I have to admit that that still PWNed. 4 stars!

Atheism uses logic, not lies. Silly you.

LoL

Nyahaha. Jebus.

Atheism isn't a relegion and has no relation to Hubbard.

if you go to this site, youll see we are just trying to rage people and have a bit o fun, i don tthikn the atheism=lies necessarily reflects the beliefs of the maker, just what jesus would do!

XD

jesus + pokemon = *****

yay science

Scientology and Atheism are totally different. Close to completely opposite. 4 for the rest.

whoa atheism and scientology are NOT the same!

The only thing funny about this is that a Christian calls atheism lies. It's like the monkey in the zoo saying that you're in the cage.

good job pointing out how scientology is a form of atheism:::: 5'd

Way to go, Jebus.

So, someone makes a ytmnd obviously making a *parody* of Jesus, but because it wasn't insulting, he's labelled as a christian. All I see is jaded bullsh*t from both sides arguing. Both are pretty damn religious.. Lol. Anyway, 5'd, nice work ;p

Jesusémons. gotta catch em all

LOL

I'm not Christian, but "Atheism used lies" FTW

I heard atheism has a better attack that does way more damage. It is called "TRUE"

BTW 1 for bringing down atheism to the same level as Scientology. In an Atheist's eyes both Christianity and Scientology are stupid.

LMAO

1d' for comparing atheism to a cult and calling it lies

rofl you riled up all the atheist nerds, gj!

Jesus Fanfic = The Bible

go jesus!

5ed for music

1'd for gay atheism

1'd for calling Atheism lies... Otherwise it was cool :3

4d for making me laugh

Ha ha, d00d u r so hilaruz!!!1 You went to a forum and posted a stupid story! ZOMG OSCAR!!!

vote 5

Entertaining but Atheists aren't the ones using "Lies!" to control any flocks.

ITS A FORUM RAID PEOPLE

no ones actually comparing scientology and atheism, its just that jesus doesnt approve of either!!! so dont downvote it just because it "bashes atheism"

lol

pokeball GO!

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You need some Brock impersonator reading this. Then, and only then, I will five.

u got a holy badge

Atheism > people who group it with Scientology. Asses.

^Agree with all comments about knocking atheism. This is how Jesus would really act http://jesussaves3.ytmnd.com/

Religion is not the same as spirituality. Atheis isn't neccessarily spiritual, but the highly militant types (especially crusaders like Penn & Teller) sure as hell are religious.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster needs more YTMNDs.

ROFL!

JESUS FTW!!!!!

Jesus loves us all and wants to save us from our sins, l ron hubbard on the other hand just wants our money even tho he's dead... In jesus, we trust

It's obvious YOU posted it, smart one.

i just want to comment in here again to remind you how misguided you are. f*ck your faith.

4'd, just because it's pretty much a message board screenshot, albeit funny. Incidentally, I think it's any person's right to believe in no god, (it takes the same amount of faith) but I stand by the thought that nothing justifies Scientology. Not even Pokemon music.

4'd, just because it's pretty much a message board screenshot, albeit funny. Incidentally, I think it's any person's right to believe in no god, (it takes the same amount of faith) but I stand by the thought that nothing justifies Scientology. Not even Pokemon music.

GO JESUS!!!

Notice Jesus doesn't just throw a master ball, he casts it. He's THAT good!

JOIN THE BATTLE! IN THE FORUMS! - Macgyver

I absolutly love it. f*ck SCIENTOLOGY!

pastor richards,I CHOOSE YOU!

best forum raid ev4r

YYYAAAAYYY

WE WIN!! "Forum is unavailable."

THE FORUM IS SHUT DOWN

+1000000 for dissing scientology -999997 for dissing atheism

awesome!

it's back up!

i noticed there are alot of mad atheists, cry more noobs!

banned :(

Also banned. Where will be our next planned attack?

Reading the whole thread made me LOL. Jesus is awesome, but I agree that Atheism's attack shouldn't have been lies; Darwinism or Evolutionism would've been better.

forum screenshots lack hilarity

+3 for nostalgia, +2 for using jesus and fanfic in a sentence

Bear my children, please.

putting lron and atheism in the same group = fail. and music sucks.

"putting lron and atheism in the same group = fail. and music sucks." Interpretation: I don't understand humor. Please send help.

I can't get over how f*cktarded these people are. THIS ISN'T AGAINST ATHEISM DUMBASSES, ITS CALLED SATIRE

they banned me from site and i still didint get my bike back...

"I just did lol"

LOL BriPep down, whoever Brian Peppers was still owes me an EPIK BATEL

lol very nice

Where's our next Forum raid? Searching around for another atheist forum to piss off.

http://atheistanon.proboards18.com/ Found one!

YTMND OWNS THE ITNERNETS

You pissed everyone off in one go... Good job, my son 8)

FTW!!! =]

Atheism>Christianity>Scientology. Therefore, 1.

Woo! Go Jesus!

Jesus is coming and hes gona kick your ass!

I'm Xenu, rofl.

ehh it was funny but atheism > the rest.

i was part of that forum raid.. good times

J35|_|s 15 t3h m3g4 pwnz0rz.

No wonder the attack missed.. Atheism used lies! *smacks forehead* Fact would have been the better choice :( Jesus winz

This definitely deserves a downvote.

1'd for Christianity, plague of humanity.

5ved for "lol, I just did"

Yes.

+5 for pokemon. -3 for no raptors. +pi for inspiration.. round it off.

5, -1 for ie

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

5 for my IQ.

OMFG i dont think i ever laughed so effing hard!

PWNED!

Cthulhu wakes up and eats them both for making such a racket.

go Jesus

This wins in so many ways.

It's funny, but I'm an atheist and HATE L. Ron Hubbard. Bad choice associating the two, sorry.

silly symbolism>CR-CR-CR-CRAZY religion

Go Jesus!

wtf they took your post down on that forum? it was pure brilliance!

Atheism uses FSM attack! Jesus is pwnt by His Noodly Appendages!

1 for unwarrented bashing of athiests

athiesm used "lies"?

Atheism easily disproves Jesus disintegrates yelling "OH TEH NOES!!!!!!111!!!!111!!!!!!!1!!!!!one one !!!!!1"

Emperor_Z wants to battle! Go Athiesm! Athiest uses teh facts Religion fainted!