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Site Title: Why text-based adventures suck.
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Created on: 2006-06-18 22:44:00
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2006-06-18 22:47:39
 
ololol
2006-06-18 22:50:04
 
i like this. this is funny. i am happy. im sorry your fork retrieving tactic didnt work tho ;_;
2006-06-18 22:50:37
 
clever
2006-06-18 22:51:32
 
I swear there was a game where you could actually pick up a "fork in the road". Some jokes only work in text.
2006-06-18 22:52:48
 
There was? Wow. I need to play that.
2006-06-18 22:53:22
 
You win.
2006-06-18 22:53:32
 
That would be the Xanth adventure game I believe.
2006-06-18 22:54:00
 
Love it. My brain just timewarped back to 1985, when I was playing Hitchhiker's on my Apple IIc. Good times.
2006-06-18 22:54:47
 
(i.e. That's the game that lets you get the fork in the road. It also lets you get a door that's a_jar).
2006-06-18 22:56:21
 
I played Hitchhiker's also.
2006-06-18 23:00:36
 
i love text based games :/
2006-06-18 23:00:36
 
LOLZ
2006-06-18 23:00:50
 
Teh win.
2006-06-18 23:06:25
 
Awesome!
2006-06-18 23:12:16
 
olololo
2006-06-18 23:12:57
 
Get ye flask!
2006-06-18 23:15:49
 
text adventure ftw!!!!
2006-06-18 23:21:33
 
This reminds me of that Muppet fork in the road thing. (Zork owns)
2006-06-18 23:30:42
 
Love the music.
2006-06-18 23:46:46
 
More like why being a retard sucks amirite????
2006-06-18 23:50:22
 
you should say "grab fork"
2006-06-18 23:57:11
 
I loled
2006-06-19 00:03:25
 
lol
2006-06-19 00:05:44
 
I LOVE MUDS!!!
2006-06-19 00:10:12
 
Stab self was my favorite. It always worked even if you didn't have anything sharp at hand.
2006-06-19 00:13:12
 
Classic parody. I appload you.
2006-06-19 00:13:48
 
:)
2006-06-19 00:18:08
 
-_-
2006-06-19 00:20:55
 
get ye flask!
2006-06-19 00:24:59
 
I remember picking up a fork in the road once. Some moron decided they should add text based adventure stuff to a console game a while ago. :/
2006-06-19 00:31:58
 
Oh, now I remember. It was Kingdom of Loathing! (google it)
2006-06-19 00:36:07
 
lol, smart ass.
2006-06-19 00:36:19
 
You cannot get ye flask. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle.
2006-06-19 00:41:53
 
You have been eaten by a lurking grue.
2006-06-19 00:43:23
 
WHAT IS GRUE
2006-06-19 00:47:55
 
BABY DON'T EAT ME
2006-06-19 00:54:57
 
...
2006-06-19 01:05:32
 
Clever, but smooth it out...
2006-06-19 01:10:58
 
f*cking win.
2006-06-19 01:11:21
 
HELLO, SAILOR!
2006-06-19 01:12:10
 
What time were text based adventure games huge? I've never played one.
2006-06-19 01:12:23
 
Okay, this is pissing me off. Every time I open this YTMND, the internets die. What the hell?
2006-06-19 01:15:53
 
lol, true
2006-06-19 01:17:26
 
aww man, hilarious!
2006-06-19 01:21:43
 
heh i was playing return to zork the other day. "Want some rye!?"
2006-06-19 01:24:20
 
very nice
2006-06-19 01:28:27
 
My god, this takes me back.
2006-06-19 01:29:12
 
ye olde f*ggot shop
2006-06-19 01:30:13
 
I would've said "turn off the game"
2006-06-19 01:53:44
 
5 for sound and truth
2006-06-19 01:54:43
 
LOL awsome! Very original.
2006-06-19 01:59:32
 
I
2006-06-19 02:08:26
 
Awesome.
2006-06-19 02:15:46
 
I hate text adventures. You have do type EXACTLY what's needed, or else the game won't do anything.
2006-06-19 02:32:36
 
>SEX THE TREE "You must be thinking of a different game!"
2006-06-19 02:51:03
 
Nice
2006-06-19 02:52:40
 
good times...
2006-06-19 02:55:52
 
very clever
2006-06-19 03:02:46
 
grab fork
2006-06-19 03:05:01
 
first ytmnd to make me lol in ages
2006-06-19 03:13:33
 
Ah yes. As Yogi Berra once said "If you ever come to a fork in the road, take it."
2006-06-19 03:18:14
 
lawl, took me awhile to get it.
2006-06-19 03:27:22
 
ZORK!
2006-06-19 03:37:35
 
HAW HAW HEW HAW THATS JUST f*ckING HILARIOUS ARENT YOU CLEVER
2006-06-19 03:42:16
 
AHM HUNGRAH!!! NEED FORK!! >:(
2006-06-19 03:53:18
 
there is no... fork?
2006-06-19 03:53:21
 
That's pretty weird how words can be spelled the same and mean two different things. Mind = Blown.
2006-06-19 03:54:27
 
Respect to your awesome YTMND skills, but I'm going to have to 2 it. I like Text Adventures.
2006-06-19 04:20:42
 
Ahh, laighed my *ss off at the last two 1's. Ha, 2 1! I'm as funny as you!
2006-06-19 04:55:17
 
lol
2006-06-19 04:56:10
 
god i hope you know that a fork in the road is where the road seperates into two paths...
2006-06-19 05:03:01
 
'go dennis'
2006-06-19 05:04:18
 
YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY A GRUE
2006-06-19 05:06:28
 
Text adventures FTW.
2006-06-19 05:16:49
 
LMFAO TeXt Sucks
2006-06-19 05:50:47
 
Hahaha
2006-06-19 05:52:44
 
lawl
2006-06-19 05:58:43
 
Haha, I remember when I played monkey island as a kid, I was always clicking on the "fork" in the road trying to pick it up :(
2006-06-19 06:31:56
 
ye old gaming
2006-06-19 06:39:11
 
get fork
2006-06-19 06:45:02
 
EXACTLY
2006-06-19 06:52:13
 
You see a flask. >get ye flask. YOu can't get ye flask!
2006-06-19 07:54:11
 
And you sit there for hours wondering why on Earth you cannot get ye flask!
2006-06-19 08:02:31
 
Ahh, that Xanth game was enfuriating and awesome at the same time. Plus it had that naked half-fish chick.
2006-06-19 08:07:12
 
Get that damn fork!
2006-06-19 08:07:31
 
"Want some rye? couse ya do!"
2006-06-19 08:18:49
 
claire danes
2006-06-19 08:31:56
 
The good old days. *sniff*
2006-06-19 08:55:30
 
lol.
2006-06-19 09:19:31
 
text based adventures rule because in some games you _CAN_ actually do that.
2006-06-19 09:45:16
 
clever
2006-06-19 09:55:14
 
the fork in the road is likely to be eaten by a grue also fives
2006-06-19 09:55:45
 
lawl
2006-06-19 10:03:09
 
This is actually pretty genius.
2006-06-19 10:04:57
 
:( ftw!
2006-06-19 10:06:59
 
I love lame puns like this. Win.
2006-06-19 10:13:21
 
THY DUNGEONMAN!
2006-06-19 10:25:04
 
so true.
2006-06-19 10:25:38
 
pretty decent
2006-06-19 10:48:35
 
>XYZZY
2006-06-19 11:03:14
 
I five, but disagree. http://textparsergamesarethesh*t.ytmnd.com/
2006-06-19 11:16:16
 
pretty funny, but have you tried Dragonrealms? that game is sick
2006-06-19 11:22:14
 
Heh..True.
2006-06-19 11:24:59
 
get fork
2006-06-19 11:30:39
 
Cute, but doesn't deserve #2
2006-06-19 11:32:01
 
YOU CANNOT GET YE FORK! IT IS STUCK TO THY ROAD.
2006-06-19 11:41:49
 
Genius. Plus great music.
2006-06-19 11:51:56
 
Scott Adams ftw
2006-06-19 11:52:38
 
WTF? This is the most boring YTMND I've ever f*cking seen in my life.
2006-06-19 11:57:18
 
pretty funny
2006-06-19 12:08:54
 
Get ye flask
2006-06-19 12:29:12
 
Funny, but I like text adventures :|
2006-06-19 12:43:37
 
no, you cross a fork
2006-06-19 12:48:44
 
You don't know what a "fork in a road" is. And Thy Dungronman 3 is awesome.
2006-06-19 12:55:02
 
haha this makes me chuckle *haughtily giggles*
2006-06-19 13:00:49
 
DAmnit with the puns
2006-06-19 13:10:00
 
epic fork-stealing maneuver
2006-06-19 13:24:10
 
GEMSTONE 3!!!!!!!!
2006-06-19 13:26:27
 
ROEFULL
2006-06-19 13:37:50
 
...all the dungeonman comments have been used. "Obvious exits are North, South and Dennis"
2006-06-19 13:48:53
 
not funny
2006-06-19 13:51:10
 
This is comedy gold.
2006-06-19 13:58:46
 
Funny, but don't go ragging on text adventures. The own.
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