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| Site Title: | Why text-based adventures suck. | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | textadventuressuck.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | Kingythekirby | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-06-18 22:44:00 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Made it >_> | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Dead Pixels YTMND | ||||||||||
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| ololol | ||||||
| i like this. this is funny. i am happy. im sorry your fork retrieving tactic didnt work tho ;_; | ||||||
| clever | ||||||
| I swear there was a game where you could actually pick up a "fork in the road".
Some jokes only work in text. | ||||||
| There was? Wow. I need to play that. | ||||||
| You win. | ||||||
| That would be the Xanth adventure game I believe. | ||||||
| Love it. My brain just timewarped back to 1985, when I was playing Hitchhiker's on my Apple IIc. Good times. | ||||||
| (i.e. That's the game that lets you get the fork in the road. It also lets you get a door that's a_jar). | ||||||
| I played Hitchhiker's also. | ||||||
| i love text based games :/ | ||||||
| LOLZ | ||||||
| Teh win. | ||||||
| Awesome! | ||||||
| olololo | ||||||
| Get ye flask! | ||||||
| text adventure ftw!!!! | ||||||
| This reminds me of that Muppet fork in the road thing. (Zork owns) | ||||||
| Love the music. | ||||||
| More like why being a retard sucks amirite???? | ||||||
| you should say "grab fork" | ||||||
| I loled | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| I LOVE MUDS!!! | ||||||
| Stab self was my favorite. It always worked even if you didn't have anything sharp at hand. | ||||||
| Classic parody. I appload you. | ||||||
| :) | ||||||
| -_- | ||||||
| get ye flask! | ||||||
| I remember picking up a fork in the road once. Some moron decided they should add text based adventure stuff to a console game a while ago. :/ | ||||||
| Oh, now I remember. It was Kingdom of Loathing! (google it) | ||||||
| lol, smart ass. | ||||||
| You cannot get ye flask. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle. | ||||||
| You have been eaten by a lurking grue. | ||||||
| WHAT IS GRUE | ||||||
| BABY DON'T EAT ME | ||||||
| ...
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| Clever, but smooth it out... | ||||||
| f*cking win. | ||||||
| HELLO, SAILOR! | ||||||
| What time were text based adventure games huge? I've never played one. | ||||||
| Okay, this is pissing me off. Every time I open this YTMND, the internets die. What the hell? | ||||||
| lol, true | ||||||
| aww man, hilarious! | ||||||
| heh i was playing return to zork the other day. "Want some rye!?" | ||||||
| very nice | ||||||
| My god, this takes me back. | ||||||
| ye olde f*ggot shop | ||||||
| I would've said "turn off the game" | ||||||
| 5 for sound and truth | ||||||
| LOL awsome! Very original. | ||||||
| I | ||||||
| Awesome. | ||||||
| I hate text adventures. You have do type EXACTLY what's needed, or else the game won't do anything. | ||||||
| >SEX THE TREE
"You must be thinking of a different game!" | ||||||
| Nice | ||||||
| good times... | ||||||
| very clever | ||||||
| grab fork | ||||||
| first ytmnd to make me lol in ages | ||||||
| Ah yes. As Yogi Berra once said "If you ever come to a fork in the road, take it." | ||||||
| lawl, took me awhile to get it. | ||||||
| ZORK! | ||||||
| HAW HAW HEW HAW THATS JUST f*ckING HILARIOUS ARENT YOU CLEVER | ||||||
| AHM HUNGRAH!!! NEED FORK!! >:( | ||||||
| there is no... fork? | ||||||
| That's pretty weird how words can be spelled the same and mean two different things. Mind = Blown. | ||||||
| Respect to your awesome YTMND skills, but I'm going to have to 2 it.
I like Text Adventures. | ||||||
| Ahh, laighed my *ss off at the last two 1's. Ha, 2 1! I'm as funny as you! | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| god i hope you know that a fork in the road is where the road seperates into two paths... | ||||||
| 'go dennis' | ||||||
| YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY A GRUE | ||||||
| Text adventures FTW. | ||||||
| LMFAO TeXt Sucks | ||||||
| Hahaha | ||||||
| lawl | ||||||
| Haha, I remember when I played monkey island as a kid, I was always clicking on the "fork" in the road trying to pick it up :( | ||||||
| ye old gaming | ||||||
| get fork | ||||||
| EXACTLY | ||||||
| You see a flask. >get ye flask. YOu can't get ye flask! | ||||||
| And you sit there for hours wondering why on Earth you cannot get ye flask! | ||||||
| Ahh, that Xanth game was enfuriating and awesome at the same time. Plus it had that naked half-fish chick. | ||||||
| Get that damn fork! | ||||||
| "Want some rye? couse ya do!" | ||||||
| claire danes | ||||||
| The good old days. *sniff* | ||||||
| lol. | ||||||
| text based adventures rule because in some games you _CAN_ actually do that. | ||||||
| clever | ||||||
| the fork in the road is likely to be eaten by a grue
also fives | ||||||
| lawl | ||||||
| This is actually pretty genius. | ||||||
| :( ftw! | ||||||
| I love lame puns like this. Win. | ||||||
| THY DUNGEONMAN! | ||||||
| so true. | ||||||
| pretty decent | ||||||
| >XYZZY | ||||||
| I five, but disagree. http://textparsergamesarethesh*t.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| pretty funny, but have you tried Dragonrealms? that game is sick | ||||||
| Heh..True. | ||||||
| get fork | ||||||
| Cute, but doesn't deserve #2 | ||||||
| YOU CANNOT GET YE FORK! IT IS STUCK TO THY ROAD. | ||||||
| Genius. Plus great music. | ||||||
| Scott Adams ftw | ||||||
| WTF? This is the most boring YTMND I've ever f*cking seen in my life. | ||||||
| pretty funny | ||||||
| Get ye flask | ||||||
| Funny, but I like text adventures :| | ||||||
| no, you cross a fork | ||||||
| You don't know what a "fork in a road" is. And Thy Dungronman 3 is awesome. | ||||||
| haha this makes me chuckle *haughtily giggles* | ||||||
| DAmnit with the puns | ||||||
| epic fork-stealing maneuver | ||||||
| GEMSTONE 3!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| ROEFULL | ||||||
| ...all the dungeonman comments have been used. "Obvious exits are North, South and Dennis" | ||||||
| not funny | ||||||
| This is comedy gold. | ||||||
| Funny, but don't go ragging on text adventures. The own. < | |||||