This kicks a whole lot of ass.

Yes I agree

werd

I like it... easily a 5

DZK ftw

Umm, http://xenufights.ytmnd.com/ the hell's going on?

I expect to hear this track on YTMND, The Soundtrack, Volume 12.

Damn, just finished listening to the entire thing. You're the best rapper ever.

wow dude, you 're as good as the guy that made the brian peppers rap

this wins

uiui

Bleh, I've seen the exact same thing except with a different picture. and I think it was one of your sites too.

-1

-1 for lack of boom-bap. tell me who your favorite rapper is and i'll 5 you.

-1

this kinda sucks

this should be #1

"Oh bitch you got jacked bitch" DOUBLE TRUE!!!

my favorite rapper is DMX. I am trying to delete the other site but it's lagging me out.

+4

I see..

loud exhales

It's ok... but Xenu is the enemy of scientology, not it's mascott...

you would know...TOM CRUISE!

Winner!

"Life goes on" was a great touch.

perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want you.

anything DZK gets a five, and this really earns it

DZK is back to awesomeness!! Woo.

And if you remember, DZK, I gave your last song like a two or a one. So I think that says alot about the awesomeness of this.

DMX? I'm a Big L/Chino XL/Ras Kass fan myself, but I don't wear a backpack. lemme play devil's advocate...Xenu is the enemy of scientology, so he wouldn't be the one swindling insecure spiritual types.

DZK if you want to become a real famous musician you should hook up with those scientology guys

Zomg

5 CAUSE DZK IS A GOOD RAPPER WITH SICK NASTY BEATS

lol

I love you. You are so awesome... hahahahahaha!!!!!

hehe f*cking love it!

best scientology site yet. You win

"follow" and "dollars" does not rhyme

lmao!!!

DZK is my hero

This needs to be on the radio.

nice

live the stewie comments at the end

wow, thats amazing, nice job

THE HIPPIN AND HOPPIN...WHERE ARE ALL THE f*ckING MOHEEVI SITES!!!

Only movie starts are dumb enuff to buy em' :)

Handicap zone!

lol

Sorry for a second comment, but do you have an MP3 we can access?

DZK wins again

You may now DL the mp3 at http://dzk.dmusic.com

+2

5/5/5/5

Obviously 5+.

This is without a doubt your greatest accomplishment. I laughed, I cried, I suffered severe anal hemoraging.

a step up from all the other sh*tty scientology sites.

Your the best

very cool

hilarious

Sound alone earns a 10 .

jesus christ, that's funny. DZK man... lawl... lawl.

the Law of Diminishing Returns unfortunately rears its ugly head on DZK.

YOU CAN DO BETTER!!!!!

OMG, the sound is so focking annoying.

nice

OMFG WIN

You got it wrong, Xenu isnt their leader he is against them! He should be saying how you shouldnt follow Scientology.

donateordie.com

Xenu isn't even real, who cares if he's the enemy of Scientology? hahah. Ignorance is funny, this isn't a factual site.

jeee wizzz at least follow the story!

5 for ending

This is AWESOME.

"who cares if he's the enemy of Scientology" - well... i do. if we're supposed to have the moral high ground against these people, we should at least not be that level of mistaken about what we're making fun of.

wonderfull. http://protestdownvote.ytmnd.com/

so... basically, i think you really f*cked up... sorry, the high rating can give you some comfort, but all it tells me is that most of YTMND didnt pay enough attention to the Illustrated History of Scientology site.

as long as scientology keeps sucking cock...

Xenu + DZK = Worship

i whole-heartedly agree with the comment above me

err .. 2 above me. well 3 now

Oh snap, son!

Well, i did this before I really researched the story -- But at the end of the song, you realized Tom Cruise is the one dressed as XENu, acting... So, if you want the "facts" to fit in your head... Ponder that one.

+2

-_-;

thx balalaika

well to tell you the truth, i turned it off before that point. repetitive, annoying... without a beat i dont think you're able to highlight your strengths.

I like your white shoes

yeah, i agree with the beat thing, sitsu. my singing sucks generally and the technical aspect of this song, is basically non-existant. i wrote it in 15 min and recorded it even faster

5 for effort and funniness... not factual accuracy.

well better luck next time then. More rapping, less singing.

O_o -_- o_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

15 minutes? It would've taken me like a week to write that lol.

Scientology needs to be made fun of in a less imature way and do your research next time.

good ytmnd...funny, lots of work...maybe a better gif, but can't complain

My favorite scientology ytmnd thus far. Funny AND educational!

my gif !

been done before with another image

sign here

i thought your other stuff was junk but i really liked this one, new fan of dzk

This is very mature you just need to look deeper into the meaning of the song and how it really makes you feel.

YOU ARE MY GOD

pro

Excellent!

This is the best thing ever

I watched the whole thing, but this gets a 5 just for "Believe me I'm as freakin' real as Jesus." That made me XD

ya Xenu is like thier enemy, but that song had me rolling especially the ending

I love you!

5'd for Xenu.

lol, DZK: Official Rap Group of YTMND (and one of the only rappers EVER that I really like)

this is made of awesome, haley and win

Eh...moderately funny, but that voice is annoying as hell.

Everyone that is saying this is bad is retarded especially MasterSitsu

I think this is really amazing

No it was black people.

DZK you are a god.

Probably the funniest YTMND I've seen in a LONG time.

Rocks my balls

Xenu rocks my socks.

must... obey... xenu...

Geez dude you seriously have talent. I'd sign you

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++nine

LOL, "I noes suckology." - Cruise

Love it

5 for Camp Granada

I have an answer, and it's 9 cents.

wanted to know why the sound was so high quality then I saw it was DZK and it all made sense. nother great job!

f*cking awesome as usual :)

Yay DZK! :D

f*cking hilarious.

Best YTMND I've seen in a LOOOOOONG time!

lackluster

Your voice annoys the living f*ck out of me.

That is a voice edited to sound like an alien, specifically Xenu.

DZK, you are awesome. Seriously.

Definately fav material.

masterful piece of ytmndeliverance.

5'd.

DAMNNNNNN!!! thats some "G" sh*t.! almost as gangsta as me!

Win!

DZK, DZK, you don't even - you're glib, you don't even know what a five star rating IS!

DZK...

not your best, but definatly not your worst(god how i hated the train bang song.)

Faved for 3 reasons. 1. It's your own song 2. It ruled 3. lol

DZK is back!

If this song is not on the Volume 12 Soundtrack I will wreak vengence upon all.

This is gold. very gold. except for poor rhyming but the rest, especially the back up comments... GOLD!

Whats moving in Xenu's pants?

JESUS CHRIST... BEST YTMND EVER.

i freaking worship the "sign here"

lolol

I totally blame black people. OH DAMN YOU GOT JACK'D, BITCH!

amazing

I liked it

ROFL, best ytmnd user made song ever, EVER!

well played

FFS XENU IS THE DEVIL IN SCIENTOLOGY. WE ARE ON HIS SIDE!!!

Not directed at you specifically, DZK. I love your work.

Win'd (Love the Black people comment)

DZK whether or not you can sing doesnt seem too be the issue i dont think the ebats annoying at all, its creative and funny and no your not bad at singing( at least from what i can tell from the rest of your site songs)

Xenu has seen me?!

This is great

DZK wins again.

Genius

tom cruise needs to pull the trigger

sucki sucki

DZK, you are awesome.

f*ck this is brilliant

You rule

lol

Nice Lol

la la la la la la Life goes on on. Mother f*cker now thats in my head.

i don't know, black people?

Awesome

f*ck a 5! I give you a 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one of the best YTMNDs ive ever seen!

5 (-2 for the f* bomb)

DZK once again proves his lyrical skill

XD Stll kicks ass

LOL @ the last keyword

DZK strikes again. Best song since the first Haley one.

5'd for Stewie. I hate scientology, but I hate the scientology fad more. So 5 for Stewie and ONLY for Stewie.

Awesome!

"Oh bitch, you got jacked bitch!" 5'd.

And that's putting it lightly.

xenu calls them like he sees them.

platinum

Lol! What do you think caused all the destruction? Black People? 5'd

Xenu is the man.

lolz.

That was awe inspiring (awe-some)

man this song is going to stay with me all day at work awesome job man

I'mm looking at you John Travolta.

I need to download this song : /

DZK!

I enjoyed this one.

Laughing, still laughing.

This owns on five different levels.

where's my keychain?

This is one of the best Scientology sites ever.

WIN

Someone needs to make a Flash to go along with this song..or a YTMND with funny pics

holy f**k is this funny

i guess xeny has had a lot of time to work on his mad rhymes in that mountain prison..... does his cd player take eternal batteries?

ULTIMATE WINNAR

GO DZK! This kicks a whole lot of ass.

The hell? Fived! Not 0ed...

Lets try to fix this...

i see what u did ther

DZK delivers yet again.

OOOOH GAWDZ I love that ending! I never thought about it...HOW COULD he be sucked in if he really knows what he says he does? Stewie owned him from the sidelines.

nice work

If one was to believe Xenu existed, it would be impossible to believe that Jesus also existed. See me after class, lol. D:

lol 5'd

I still don't get it. Is Xenu good for scientology or bad? Is he their God or their devil?

Good man.

wow...just wow

that was awsome! and funny! 5! OMG!

dzk rulez, who teh f*ck cares if it isn't accurate Scientolgoy is a gay cult that makes up it's own bullsh*t anyways

You, sir, win a million internets.

Awesome! Made me lol =)

you rock

Xenu sez the scientology fad MUST die!!!

i usually question why your sites make top 15. but this one was ok

AMAZING

God, that was so awesome I'd give it a 6, but that would be cheating.

nice

5 freakin' stars that last stretch with Tom Cruise's vast knowledge of psychiatry sold it.

It was preaty good but nothing really original.

absolutely great - really awesome

A little long, but the Corky reference in the end as worth it.

+++++

Well played, good sir. Well played. :')

"Oh, I don't know, black people?"

Looks like another DZK song for the Soundtrack.

I don't know Black People? LOLORFL, DZK f*ck me gently with a chainsaw, NOW!

5 For black people

It doesnt get much better than this :D

I just don't really like it, and not a lot of effort seems to have gone into it. Sorry.

HAHAHA

"I dunno... black people?"

xenu is an enemy of scientology retards

5 for home made music. This will become a classic.

sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one who reads the other comments before leaving one, so I don't repeat the same damn thing as 17 other people. But 15 minutes or not, I thought this was a great YTMND.

Also puppy commercials

OMFG THIS F*CKING WINS!

Good song, but you wasted who knows how long to make this just to put it on ytmnd.

The first time I heard DZK he was singing about having sex with a 12 year-old girl. He's come a long way.

dzk = insta win

DZK for the 5.

easily the best ytmnd ive seen. ever. great work.

::applauds::