That is some scary *ss sh*t :x 5 for bringing it to light :D

Hokay, this falls into the category of "insanely not 1337". And here I thought the only thing they had against them is that they were totally loony. o_o

5'd cos you somehow made me like this scientology ytmnd. NOW EVERYBODY LISTEN TO THE HIDDEN MEANING: STOP MAKING SCIENTOLOGY YTMNDS

The truth must be known.

5'd for HOLY SH*T

I am pround to be a student at Carnegie Mellon University: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Fishman/time-behar.html Also Excellent work on the gif.

A while back someone was using the then populare Psudo Annon server to post on Usenet information about Scientology. After that the scientologists sued the Annon service for the identity of the individual. The service refused to release this information with out a cort order (but he retained the information in case a cort order was obtained). They never got one. The annon service shut down due becouse of legal costs resulting from the lawsutes.

f*cking awesome. These people are scum. Thanks to the stuff that's been happening on YTMND in the past week, one of my final presentations for my degree will be titled "The Internet VS. Scientology." YTMND will be a recent example. :D

Feel free to PM me any info you guys find that would make a good addition to the gif.

..wow... 4.82 now.. this will go down as the largest YTMND of all time when the sh*t comes to a close, mark my words.

have a five, if you go missing we know what to do.

wtf ftw! Isn't that right, eric?

*catchy jingle* *rainbow animation* "The more you YTMND"

+1

I don't know if that will be good or bad, Locutus.

Is it just me or did the dead lady look strikingly simular to Terry Schivo?

with the sound I was very scared

Someone asked what makes scientology diffrent from other religions. Other religions teach self improvement (for free) and there is someone watching over us. Scientology destorys it's members and charges them for the privilage and teaches the person watching over them is evil.

Google bombing this would be nice but would interfere with Operation Clambake: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Clambake . But do it anyway. Doesn't hurt to have two anti-Scientology sites on the first page of results. Oh yeah, 5.

kekeke, buttseks.

best one yet, ytmnd the downfall of scientology!

i'm generally against this type of ytmnds, but the awful truth needed to surface, so here's your 3. Plus make sure that scientologist dont pull a lisa mcpherson on you.

YTMND is a powerful media. We should use this to spread the word. Damn good research.

well researched good job 5'd and fav'd

This is what YTMND is all about. THIS is YTMND right here! We have to pull together and cease this money grabbing, brainwashing, tax exepmt BULLSH‌T! "This is the most important YTMND ever." Scientology must be stopped. We may not be the ones who end up fighting the war, but we can rally the troops, god damn it. Get your raid on.

LOL, I read the operation clambake thing and found this! "In this passage, Hubbard asserts humans evolved from clams, and certain human psychological problems descend from difficulties these clams experienced."

So when I have clam chowder...am I essentially eating human fetus?

Isn't that right, eric?

So, regarding the site, I was getting tired of all the Scientology crap, but this is very good. I thought Scientology was all about jumping on couches, silent births, space aliens, and nuclear bombs in volcanoes. It's ironic that the simplistic form of YTMND (Say it with me: picture, sound, text) has also become a medium for spreading messages simply and effectively.

Just wow. This needs to be made into a video and put on youtube/googlevideo/thatvideosite.com and where ever else it can be.

MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ISNT THAT RIGHT ERIC?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

Last time I checked, Christianity and Judaism didn't kill ppl who tried to leave. Good work. These folks are sick bastards who need to be brought out into the open and revealed for the psychos they really are. And then jailed for terroristic acts. Patriot act, anyone?

Where the f*ck is Xenu?

+1

Oh, and last comment, I swear. GOOGLE BOMB: ytmndvscos.myfastforum.org

Thats great!

6 hours, 8000 views, 1000 votes, 4.81. sh*t guys!

absolutely brilliant. Watch out or you may find a snake in your mailbox (scientologists have been known to do that).

Isn't that right, Eric? Also, nice text effects.

What a cheap shot at Bauman... I love it :P

Nice.

SCIENTOLOGY POSTED A PICTURE OF COCK! LOOO BAN THOSE f*ckARS!

Awesome. Take that, Ebraums!

Daamn

music scared the sh*t outta me. 5 for truth!

LOL...now THAT's funny! (the whole thing actually...lol)

"Isn't that right Eric?" - genius!

Excellent work! Now watch your back >.>

sadly it's too slow, so 4'd

Ew... I could have done without dead Lisa McPherson. Not that their isn't just a little bias in this YTMND...but it's creepy, and I could easily believe most of it is true.

you're getting sued

Digg This YTMND!: http://digg.com/technology/Amazing_Unfunny_Truth_of_Scientology

It's for this reason that we gotta harangue and deride the Scientologists on YTMND, a powerful source, until everyone knows how f*cked up the Church of Scientology truly is.

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

i am amazed. 5/5

Dugg, my friend.

www.operationclambake.com

Intresting, nice bit at the end too :D

PWN!

eh woops operation clambakes website is just www.xenu.net

god damn.

Holy crap, I just saw Teknorats massive donation!!

holy sh*t that was acctually scary

Aw, sh*t, now they're gonna come after Max. Maybe his Yiddish cup will save him.

I've heard these stories before, but it always deserves more exposure. CoS is scary, scary stuff.

informative and DEFINITELY frightening. i honestly dont know what is going to happen to scientology. they've been getting a ton of recent press (south park, news, tom cruise, now this) and a lot of it's negative. weird. good ytmnd though.

Well put together and informative, 5'd

I'm not bible beating christian who is afraid to see things like this, but I feel uncomfortable after seeing the expression on the corpse. Was that really necessary?

Also if Boomaga did a voice over so that it sounded like it was Frontline PBS thing, I would 5 it.

Win and God

f*ck, they need to be stopped.

Man, this is pretty shocking. I don't live in the US so I'm not very familiar with scientology outside of media stories, the internet, parodies and now ytmnd. But I am convinced these people are a true danger to our society and need to be stopped at all causes.

you guys act like uve never seen a dead body before haha

dude. You are SO sued.

good luck, cause they'll surely sue you too ;)

christ. what a bunch of f*cking nutjobs out there. planet earth needs an enema.. badly.

LETS SEE HOW LONG TO TAKES FOR SCIENTOLOGY TO SHUT YTMND DOWN.

INTERNET WAR!

that was some sick sh*t those guys do to people, how can Tom Cruise or anyone believe in it?

i can't stand seeing dead people with open eyes and mouths.. show some taste please and edit those images somehow, that is genuinely frightening and disgusting

An exellent job, keep this up. People should know.

Nice

you are in scientology's base killing all of their dudes.

It's not the dead body, it's the look on her face.

Very informative. Great storytelling ytmnd, altough it shouldn't be seen as funny.

wow, that is f*cked up. now i really hate tom cruise even more.

f*cking Scientology :|

sh*t, son. :O That's really disturbing. ._.

it's not funny, why all the 5s. ytmnd = off-the-wall humor, not alternative CNN

+1

O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O

scary

O.O

Scientology fails at life, sanity, and everything else.

....that has got to be the most scariest thing ever...well done my friend.

"you guys act like uve never seen a dead body before haha" - haha? not cool.

Creepy...

5 for Eric Bauman. Also 5 for Teknorat donating $139 which at least went to a better cause then the Church of Scientolgy.

4.81...and it deserves it.

Bauman puts it over the top.

i wont get sleep tonight imho.

Man, that dead womans face will haunt me for a while. However, exellent job, its good to see that someone takes this a bit seriously. Right Eric?

got over the dead chicks face pretty quickly...that is some sick sh*t Makes you wish Ryu and Solid Snake were real people...then they could show them all! roflwmpo

Ha! I knew it! Scientology IS a cult!!

Those boys need therapy.

5'd for anti-scientology.

oh my god.

Awesome

sweet, you should make one about catholocism now :D

I am from the church, soon you will all perish, ISNT THAT RIGHT ERIC

That face Her face Scared me but still 5'd

spoooooky

You win all Internets for presenting the truth in all its horror. Well done.

This is creepy. Something should be done.

You rock Smoothmedia but this is boring.

Freakin scientology bull@#$%

Very nicely done, truly taking heart to the cause of YTMND against scientology-

lol @ ending.

Right on

The Truth. f*ck scientology.

lol scientolige hes in ur base killin ur mans!!

Truthfully, I found most of the things in here hard to believe, but after reaserching it on the internet I see it's all true. That really is some scary sh*t. I lol'd at the eBaum thing. Great work, fav'd.

http://www.whyaretheydead.net/ more people who died because of scientology

5'd for telling the truth.

Good to hear all this...I was about to ask for resources, but it seems you have them in your description. Very good work.

5 for eric

dude this is awsome

Wow, I learned a lot with this one. Great presentation, too.

5'd for Truth. YTMND has a large enough userbase for this to have a moderate impact.

f*cking cults...

I thought it was a screamer at first, but it wasn't, so yay! :D Freaky though. Moofin you probably just got a lot of people to hate you X_X

YTMND SOLDIER REPORTING. I WILL DEFEND MAX UNTIL DEATH.

I would recommend adding Quentin Hubbard's story. Scientology made him feel so guilty about being gay, he killed himself. It was L. Ron's own son, for God's sake.

Isn't that right, L.? :D

I must have missed something while I was away...

Amazing research. Bravo, wikify some of this information onto the scientology article!

Respect.

Oh my god...now this scares me that all scientologists are going to destroy all YTMND members and the site itself. Hopefully that wont happen..right?!

"2006-06-13 23:13:46 zyle Q) What is the diffence between a "cult" like Scientology and a "religion" like christianity or Islam? Ans) A few hundred years." You sir, are an ignorant moron. From the time i was in grade school until grade 11 i was a devout christian, at this point i left the church for personal reasons. This is a religion because not only did my church support me in spite of my actions i continue to get along well with its congregation. This is not true for a cult.

Am I the only one that's getting tired of seeing Scientology ytmnds in the top viewed list?

+1

Yeah, f*ck SCIENTOLOGY!

O_o

wow

Creepy, and informative

wow.

LOL Punchline!

THIS IS IT! WE MUST RISE UP AND CRUSH SCIENTOLOGY HOO-AHH

Isn't that right, eric?

wow. that is seriously the scariest YTMND I have ever seen

ISN'T THAT RIGHT ERIC? :D 5'd just for that.

Wow, thank you so much for making this. I've always known it was a cult, but this is just scary. Keep up the good work man

some one send a link of this to the people who run operation clambake, the number 1 anti scientology website. number 2 result for a google of 'scientology'

Smoothmedia, wow! Thanks for putting more truth telling research into this. Watching this gave me chills.

UPDATED!!! - Now with more suspicious deaths & shocking photos.

"isnt't that right eric" seals the 5

Excellent, but that picture of the dead person (I think) scared the sh*t out of me.

that was freaky. 5

"Isn't That right Eric" FTW 5'ed

RIP guys I want to be a lawer just so I can sue the estate of Ron Hubbard.

Where the hell is Solid Snake when you need him...

Alright man, the dead woman was scary enough, but the guy who got his skin burned by a bathtub, that is not funny at all. I am going to alert all of the internet about this issue right now. Even sites like myspace. Right now, we can't worry about the emo's or the people in the Middle East or whatever, this is a serious issue, oh my god. Tom Cruise will probably try to stop us, but we'll make sure he doesn't. This is now officially the start of a war. My fellow ytmnd loyalists, help me by spreading the word!

All I have to say is wow! Damn scientologists

Nice pictures of "Lisa McPherson" (AKA Terry Schiavo). Seriously, you don't need to put up false images in order to tell that story or exagerate anything to make the point this is indeed a dangerous cult. Also: http://picturesoundtext.ytmnd.com/

-1

scary :(

Is $171 some sort of relevant amount of money in the religion? Like that's the minimum amount you can have at any time or something? Alot of the victims had that amount.

God, the more I hear about Scientology, the Westboro Baptist Church, and eBaumsworld, the more I just want to lock everyone involved with any of them in a room and watch them fight it out to the death.

I've read some of this stuff before. Like the dude who was killed in his bathtub. Scientology is gonna' get us all, time to get paranoid. (Also...cockroaches bite?! WTF?!)

ahdemarco: Here is proof that the pics are in fact, Mcpherson. http://whyaretheydead.net/lisa_mcpherson/autopsy/autopsy_03/index.html

looks like some people don't read. the top is the list of sientology ytmnds that do best. next is new ytmnd's. then top rated. thern top viewed. new layout with thye flood of CoS sites. cheack the bottom of the home page.

I think it's important to inform people about how dangerous a cult can be. However I would really hate to see YTMND (Max) sued and the possiblity of losing this entire web-site. Making threats against ANYONE is not cool, they will take it seriously. I'm not trying to put a adult opinion here (but I am so I will) We as a group represent YTMND, by making physical threats against Scientology you are totally disrespecting what Max has created and YTMND as a community.

interesting

Wow.

ahdemarco--don't be ignorant--Terry Schiavo wasn't covered in bruises and bug bites.

scary as sh*t those were some horrific pictures when you were showing the picture of the guy with his skin burned off I thought it was screamer time.

Wow... I've never seen a ytmnd get such a high rating. Freaking awesome job man.

You know, I had always thought of Scientology as just this weird way of thinking that psychology was bad for you. Then when I heard about the aliens and sh*t, I first thought it was a joke. And know I've been learning about the scams and lives that Scientology is ruining. Everytime I learn something new about Scientology, my views on the cult get worse and worse.

I live in Clearwater. The scientologists haven't at all taken over. They just highly occupy the downtown area. They don't control anything there except for that HUGE hotel thingy (that was built TAX FREE btw). One time I was driving there and I stuck my head out the window and screamed, "HAIL XENU!!!" The expression on those zombies faces was classic. Adeu.

Good work.

People, all you have to do is google the pictures, and it's as clear and night and day who this lady is. It's not even a debatable issue worth talking about. They're not mccpherson.

-1

I can safly say i have a perpose in life now. this is some heavy sh*t.

SilentSwan, my goal is not to make threats if that's what you're implying. If not, nevermind then

While I'm not an advocate of scientology, or religion in general, you really need to do better research. Copy and pasting from random internet sites is hardly grounds for credible accusations. Also, YTMND is not a place for your fake thesis.

Nice job mate! Spread the word.. Youtube, somethingawfull and all those sites... gogogo!

Awesome, this is what I've been trying to say for so long.

its settled then, we must go around the world and dropkick every scientologist we see...

^^^ scientologist. ;)

pointed at wrong person =(

HA! THIS SITE ACTUALLY ALEDGES THAT THE SCHIAVO PHOTO IS ALTERED! HOLY CRAP! THE LUNACY! People, look, I believe the stories about these brainwashers, but it's a picture of Schiavo, no matter what this site says. http://www.libertytothecaptives.net/altered_picture_terri_looks_like_lisa_mcpherson.html

-1

ahdemarco: thank you for announcing your idiocy to the world. If you would have followed the link i commented/pm'ed you, you would realize that the pictures ARE of McPherson.

ahdemarco is Tom Cruise

The site you are speaking of COMPARES a picture of MCPHERSON to an allegedly faked picture of Shiavo. It clearly states that the pic on the left IS McPherson.

If you show us where the graphic pictures are going to show up before they show up, I'll 5 this. Also, I hate creepy music.

well ya those pics where altered of shivo. (spelling!!!) but probably only because of the fact that we have no real images to show.

That's what it states, but all the other picturs of Schiavo look just like that. Are you saying that the entire AP spread has been edited. Yea, I'm Tom Cruise ladies and gentlemen. Right. Has anyone looked at my comments? Scientolgy is a brainwashing cult, agreed, but I just don't believe in denegrating the memory of Schiavo or McPherson for the purpose of sensationalism. I'm a journalist, and there's too much of that in my profession as it is.

-1

Niddhoggr...I do, dont I?

I kinda wanna bomb that hotel. Think of it as a little thank you for all the scientologist community has done for the world.

This was extremely interesting and also very truthful. This deserves to be #1. Awesome. A lot of work must have gone into this, and a lot of research. Scientology sucks

i have to say the beat up pic looks fake. it may not be for all i know and i hope it isn't so we have more to use but the mesurement tool bellow the chin looks tacked on.

ahdemarco: READ HER f*ckING NAMETAG----http://whyaretheydead.net/lisa_mcpherson/autopsy/autopsy_03/face1.jpg

Yep, guess that proves it. You're right. Fine. I don't care, I actually have to go to work for a living.

-1

Very disturbing and I'm not talking about the pictures, the actual stories are creeping me out too. You should present this to Congress.

ok. that pic is f*cking creepy. but i have to wonder about the tube in her face. i am not famikuar with autopsy prociedure so i don't know.

I would just like to add something: Supposebly both of L.Ron's sons told people that there father was a con artist and only made up this religion to make money. They told people to stop believing in it becuase it was fake. Merely months (or weeks I can't remember) One son was found dead "by suicide" the scientologists said. Then the other son was found dead "by suicide" too. hmm

Wow. Very disturbing. Good job.

it would seen that today is a bad day for me to type.

You better watch out, man. After making that, they may come for you..

Excellent job. Let the truth be heard! Also, sneaking in Bauman at the end gave me a good laugh. 5'd

scientology kills...literally

can anyone tell me how long the scientology fad has been such a big part of ytmnd. it has it's own section on the front page for christs sake. i have been afk for about two weeks so i have missed alot.

If they "come for me", I'll make a ytmnd about it. I just hope they don't come for max, and shut this all down.

I normally hate long YTMND's like this, but for some reason, I couldn't stop watching.

Long, but very well done.

4'd for the truth, 1'd for the Eric.

^^ 0'd because you forgot to vote.

Eric for the win LOL.

Wow. If even one of those stories is accurate, then Scientology has to be stopped.

If only there was this much resistance while all the major religions were merely cults. Take a look at yourself and your silly beliefs: You honor, worship, and revere ignorant barbarous men and their scribbling of years past. It bred inquisitions, witch burnings, and unspeakable acts of torture. The heretics brave enough to resist this doctrine of hate paid the ultimate price. If Lord Xenu had died on the cross most of you would all call yourselves Xenutians and be proud of your ignorance.

damn. i gota call it a night. don't start any raids or riats without me. ;)

You might want to ad some references.

Hahaha, ahdemarco is so f*cking stupid. Continue making a fool of yourself please. :D

ahhaah Eric made it. rofl Awesome Conspiracy type flick man... awesome job. Just rich....

creepy. great work though.

jesus christ

this isn't a ytmnd yet i wasn't going to read this anywhere else, also it's cool seeing dead bodies. hey i'm sorry but it is.

That's horrible. Spread the truth.

scary stuff

Bitch you come in the name of satan! We'll made dude scary actually.

I didn't watch the rest of the thing after seeing that girl all destroyed for risk of my mental health. 5'd and very freaky. o.O

-applause-

I'm starting to wonder: Is Eric Bauman getting his legal protection from Scientologists?

Deserving of #1 fully. I'm so glad nobody has even heard of scientology where I live (apart from on that SP episode)

ZOH NOEZ TEH CONSPEERACY IS AROOUND ME!

is it me or did that pic of lisa look a little like terry schiavo?

it looks like someone is gonna have to put these people in thier place once and for all.

Someone should f*cking bomb that hotel.

I saved the GIF to show everyone I know.

Xsheep, I'm on it!

OOOOOOOOOOO NOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE AFTER YTMND LOL

References added to the gif, for those who don't know how to view the site profile.

Amazing.

We Christians might not have a totally great religion, but we're not driving people to suicide, taking them off seizure medication, or robbing them of hard-earned money and possessions. I can honestly say these people deserve hell.

Some of those need to be slowed down a bit. I missed some of the information.

So if max and syncan die, we know who killed them....

I believe it.

I was wondering when somebody would make this.

*thumbs up*

I wouldn't be surprised if Bauman was a Scientologist.

Name of the hotel they all died in please. I don't want to watch it again to find out. That sh*t's too disturbing.