Wow. I had already been familiar with the Lisa McPherson case, but it's nice to see the details used in an intelligent manner in a YTMND. This is a fantastic piece of work, and I agree that it's one of the most "important" YTMNDs ever made. Good job.

I'm considering heading down to my local "church" of scientology....and posting a flyer with this URL :P

+1

MAX YOU NEED TO HIRE BODYGUARDS. GOOD ONES. THAT DON'T COME FROM HOLYWOOD.

2 birds w/ 1 stone! noice

Wow. Excellent work man.

I agree with AngryComedySwimmers, when I watched this (it's 12:20 here) I literally got creeped out by this when it showed the dead woman. That really is some scary stuff.

ytmndvscos.myfastforum.org NOW bomb away

Freaky o_o

5. I will now be sued/harassed.

not funny, probly shouldnt even be a ytmnd, but ty still

-1

Nice information. Now I really know the "truth". And I thought Christians we're bad.

So whose going to take a bullet for Max?

I'll take 5mm for Max.

Anyone up for a google bombing?

This is the most terrifying YTMND to date. Good job, let's get those bastards.

Scientologists Eat Babies.

D: This was scary maaaaaann. 5'd

thats f*cking creepy

Those people are INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE!

http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs9/genmessage.php?board=2000107&topic=28659530 not that anyone would care

What was the topic?

Truth for the f*cking win!

ytmndvscos.myfastforum.org im sorry for the spam

Pretty cool, but I think you should speed up the text. I was sitting there reading it for too long and I would have left the site if it wasn't the current #1.

The truth always gets a 5.

Scary stuff, and Zyle... dont diss what you dont know. Chistianity doesnt do $1000 doller audits on its belivers house and donations are volutary. The bible says to give freely, not give or go to hell.

It's All Fun and Games Until someone makes a Serious YTMND.

Nice. Hail Xenu!

-2

OH GOD I KNOW TO MUCH.

+1

Nice. Added to what i already knew about the cult and kudos for the crazy freaky music. Ever notice how scientology is like a ever-so-uberly F*cked up version of Opus Dei?

5 for speaking the god damn truth

"opperation snow white" :/ might want to fix that one

This ytmnd is the beginning of the internet war against Scientology.

f*ck scientology, yo

Excellent.

It probably should be noted that L.Ron was convicted of fraud by France. So he was hiding from the French, couldn't go there. Boo-hoo.

Goog job, but you have made a line..

Seriously, if they even think of harming max, I'll give these churches a certain 'drive by' visits by a certain group of people!

too bad their "strong legal team" will have the power to take down YTMND.

ytmndvscos.myfastforum.org google bomb the hell out of them

" This ytmnd is the beginning of the internet war against Scientology. " May the best opponent win.

i jumped out of my seat when i saw that f*cking random pic of mcpherson dead. THX YOU NIG.

please tell me the artist and name of the music please

Nice burn at the end.

Excellent. I never knew that.

scary..

That... is amazing. Can't say I'm surprised.

Great shot at Bauman. :D

I'd take a bullet for Max. I'm completely free on Tuesdays, and I live in the NYC area. If we can just find 6 more big guys, loyal guys, who live near him and can devote a whole day, we can give him round the clock protection.

Good, but should be NSFW. Those dead shots scared the sh*t outta me :-S

A wonderful ytmnd

Great site. http://www.sweenytod.com/cos/Theology/Theology/peik.htm

I have so much respect for you now.

omg! eric bauman is a sciencetologist it all makes sense now!

holy crap this would be perfect google bomb

Argh, I have a teacher named Janet Hubbard, I wonder if there is any relation.

handshakes:ytmndvscos.myfastforum.org

Let me explain why I 1'd this. First of all, no one said there wasn't anything BAD going on in it. Second of all, this is a stupid spin-off of the other "fad-ruining" devices like the letter from the time traveler guys dad or the brian peppers truth. The thing is, we aren't here to find out the truth. This is ytmnd. We make fun of it. Take your serious garbage somewhere else please.

-1

aww moofin, you hurt my feelings T_T

Changed it to a 2 since he did a nice job finding facts and editing. Still no place for this crap on ytmnd.

how would this end a fad of hating scientology?

I'm not saying its going to end the fad. I'm saying the point of YTMND is fun. We're not hating on Scientology, but most of us agree its pretty goofy so we make fun of it.

GOD DAMN...the first picture of the dead bitch is gonna make me think about sh*t before i go to bed

personally, i think hating on it is fun

My point is Scientology gets away with murder while we make fun of their stupid sci fi space tales. I personally don't care if people belive in Xenu, he's no less plausible than many other characters in other religeons.

5 for truth 5 for unfunny (ie: pushing YTMND medium forward)

5'd because this is all true.

You made at least two typos in there. "Opperation" (Snow White) should be "Operation", and "fraudulant" should be "fraudulent".

who cares? over 1,000 people have been informed about how shady scientology is (given that everything in that YTMND is true).

Why not show the truth? At least it's kind of informative.. you have to respect that. God damn.. those scientologists... bastards... good work!

You're right... it's not funny. This really needs to be posted somewhere else. YTMNDs are getting too friggin' preachy lately.

+1

when i get some money, im gonna sponsor this. im gonna put more money into this one than the first YTMND.

what the f*ck IS THIS sh*t EBAUMS sh*t f*ck HUBBARD sh*t

Amazing... 5 for research.

eye opening and sick. the music and the whole thing makes me want to scream. amazingly scary.

"This ytmnd is the beginning of the internet war against Scientology." The internet has been warring against YTMND for quite some time now.

"Let me explain why I 1'd this. First of all, no one said there wasn't anything BAD going on in it. Second of all, this is a stupid spin-off of the other "fad-ruining" devices like the letter from the time traveler guys dad or the brian peppers truth. The thing is, we aren't here to find out the truth. This is ytmnd. We make fun of it. Take your serious garbage somewhere else please." hey, whats the URL for the Time Traveler guys dad's letters?

May this ytmnd live forever, I want a website dedicated to this f*cking image.

a motherf*cking winner. good work smooth.

Guys, in order to drop the google bomb, post this everywhere so it gets lots of hits. We're going nuclear.

allright ive upgrading my grade 4 spelling level to at least grade 7 now.

5'd because this stuff needs to be heard and all scientologists need to die.

Best site yet. wow. Scary about the deaths.

great now im gonna have nightmares

Hmmm... Truly my anger knoweth NO boundaries. Mayhaps if we spread this around, we can pwn the C of S. But we definately need more. One more thing. You need to cite your sources so that it becomes credible to the general public. Bibliography style. If you want help, use the "Landmark Citation Machine."

I've begun bombing. follow suit. put it under "scientology". Here's the code: scientology

Can someone tell me what Google bomb means?

Solid. Informative. But... uhhh... smoothmedia... don't judaeo-christian religions have a few thousand more years of bloodshed, insanity, war, wackos, and injustice to farm from? ...not to play with moral relativism, but still... just more perversion of the faith of the masses.

too bad ytmnd comments don't show tags. just read the wikipedia entry they have instructions there http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_bomb

MAX IS NEXT RUN MAX BEFOR THE CULT KILLS YOU!!!!

5'd for truth

Down with these mother f*ckers! Scientology is a suicide cult, but slower and more monetarily-draining.

Siver Me Timbers

this scientology stuff is getting annoying, but this particular ytmnd is pretty good as far as bashing goes.

WUFFUX

Excellent YTMND. This is probably the first one I have seen that can actually save lives. Scientology is bad for your health.

RevMike I agree with you. This is just a modern example, and one that can be stopped. If only there was YTMND during the crusades.... ;)

o mi god. scientologists should die. no lol.

Disturbing images was right.

Oh my God...I should not have watched that at 2:30 in the morning alone and with the lights off. That music and visuals together scared the hell out of me. I need to go watch Weird Al Snaps for a few hours so I can get some sleep.

Actually, the Catholic church was responsible for the Crusades as well as the inquisition and the theburnings of "heretics" at the stake. Christianity has nothing to do with it.

Man that is scary as hell. Creepy. Isnt religion supposed to better people? oh wait. Scientology = disturbed CULT.

you forgot one thing. The scientology 'rehabilatation' or forced slave labor camps.

Maybe we could start our own cult? The Church of Sean Connerology?

are you saying the catholic church has nothing to do with christianity? The religion of Scientology is harmless, its the "church" that is dangerous.

lol @ eric.

Scary sh*t man. +5

UNIVERSE TIER

Also, smooth... the wikipedia for "Lisa McPherson" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_mcpherson) specifies that the civil suit was settled on May 28, 2004 - but the terms were not disclosed.

I really enjoyed this. My only concern, is operation freak out is dated april 1st 1977. April Fools? Or just merely a coincidence? Good job though.

they will love this BS. where are teh lisa nudes? no 5 till then. also YTMND is a more dangerous cult than scientology, isnt that right eric.

Extremely Creepy. And made all the better by the eBaum stab.

Disturbing, but seriously thanks for this. The more this gets out, the better.

If this has any less than a perfect 5 rating, it's because people are idiots. Well researched, well done, and right on target. For info on how to combat cults or if you know someone who has been picked up by a cult, go here; http://www.freedomofmind.com/resourcecenter/books/rtb.htm

lol Eric

Wow... an educational YTMND... Oh, and btw... don't they teach you that in America? We're taught about those sects in Europe (just so that we don't end up in them).

That was an interesting story my friend.

excellent work, 5'd

good f*cking god.

That was scary as hell. Normally, I refrain from upvoting serious YTMNDs, but I'm willing to make an exception, given the current situation.

Also... here's another bit of info lifted from the wikipedia link I posted above: "The Church of Scientology now makes members sign a waiver specifically against suing the Church of Scientology over the Introspection Rundown." Yikes!

Dunno if I really believe it all or not, but I SURE love controversy. 5'd

I simply 5'd this for being a quality ytmnd... If I could, I would've 10'd this for being one helluva chilling throat-quivering message. Wow.

YTMND: Investigations. 5'ved for incredible work and nice research. I'll be lazy and assume the facts are correct. Tons of work, and nice audio :).

damn

DUDE WTF It's like 11:45, I've got no other music or anything on, no sound is cued at all in the YTMND except for the BG music, and I still jumped out of my seat and almost screamed when that picture showed up... UGH, that gave me the chills... dammit, goodbye sleep (at least for a few hours)

awesome...

God damn, that pic of Lisa McPherson staring at me, god damn....

I'm scared now...

also cocks

thanks for the autopsy photos

+1

^^ there was a warning on the opening screen, jackass. Don't downvote for the sake of your own stupidity.

HOLY SH*T!!!

Those bastards. 5'd

+2 for good facts, +3 for Eric burn, -1 so Xenu won't get me lololol

jesus, that's going to give me nightmares...

Oh sh-

Also worth noting that Scientology encourages its members to abandon their families if they're critical of Scientology, so they can be brainwashed more easily. Scary.

5'd. So true. Those damn scientologists hit close to home for me too.

indoubtebly the highest rated, non-funny site ever. Also, Teknorat'd.

Yeah, Mah Hubbard freaked me out too. Did Interplay get sued for the Hubbologists?

I really should've listened to the warning of disturbing pictures O____O I have a final exam tommorrow...now I won't be able to sleep

PREACH THE TRUTH!

i hope the guys that sent the letter see this.

FULL SET OF LISA M. AUTOPSY PHOTOS: http://whyaretheydead.net/lisa_mcpherson/autopsy/agree.html [Warning: Graphic / Distturbing].

Oh noes... Like the american govornments cover ups... OH NOES! teh FBI are taking muh cumputer!

sad really

Crazy... good investigation there smoothmedia

ive watched this 3 times now and it still scares the sh*t outta me. Its 12:30 am so im screwed for sleep at this point. more of this type of stuff should be put in general media to warn people about cults like this, especially scientology.*shudders, turns on all the lights in the room*

pwned

Woah... scary.

wow this is THE FIRST YTMND I have ever seen in my long history of this site taht has actuiailly scared me sh*tless. Good job on the whole thing smoothmedia. I never realised Scientology was such a threat to peoples lives. im glad YTMND users like you are exposing the ugly truth of how the Church of Scientology and thr religion itself operate. You sir win all the internets

If this has happened...what the f*ck is going to happen to Max now that we know what they are really capable of?

Gg!

spread the truth!

lol, PowerPoint

5 for truth and *gasp* being serious! YTMNDs can be pretty powerful, with an easy means of actually spreading truth through presentation, as opposed to compiling some website no one will look at. Excellent job, I feel educated.

Max I hope you hire some body gaurds man, because if those schientology bastards even try to touch you man...I'd just get soo pissed off!! f*cking sh*t man, those scientologist better stay the f*ck away from max man, and they better stay away from you too smoothmedia.

here is some more intimidation by the scientologist community http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnaldo_Lerma

I couldn't see the rest of it...it creeped me the f*ck out.

They've also got the town of Clearwater, FL completely taken over, like a military occupation.

No more Scientology! No Exceptions! No Prisoners! No mercy! The corruption and loss of innocent lives ends here!!

i actually cried

5'd for research and holy sh*t this has a 4.8 rating with 752 votes so im keeping this going

It is the da vinci code but for scientology and 2000 years too soon. Also, pickles.

That last frame was pretty funny.

Excellent and disturbingly true.

very nicely done and very deserving of every 5 it gets. amazing.

that's epic.

Jesus that lady freaked me out, i watched it 2 hours ago and i still have that image burned in my head

Has anyone put this on a World of Warcraft forums yet? WoW is the friggin underworld for spreading info.

very well done, has anyone e-mailed this to Tom Cruse?

wow

And we are going up against these sick mother f*ckers... One day we are going to be watching TV and Max is going to turn up in a dumpster or something. O_O Oh yeah... Hail Xenu! :P

I don't think I would've liked a YTMND during the crusades, if the crusades didn't happen, the Rennaissance would not have happened, and therefore many things would be different nowadays. 5'd tho.

dude thats f*cking creepy. good work on the ytmnd. what attack will they have for YTMND? O_O

wow, great info.

Ech...I was too tired to notice the warning...Damnit (And now I must sleep...But...Eeek)...Well, the ending joke made everything all better. But seriously, I had no clue all that sh*t was going on. Thank you.

lol, scientology kills

It's kinda old but you get a lot of info, you can read this for bonus reading, http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Fishman/time-behar.html.

They're terrorists.

I guess I should've stuck around for the ending to calm my nerves now. Lisa's picture is gone from my head now, but i'm still feeling extreme intesne fear. I still can't go to sleep now and I was actually getting real tired too...

"They've also got the town of Clearwater, FL completely taken over, like a military occupation." f*ck. I vacation near clearwater. ololol

crazy how things like this surface as YTMNDs

Creepy music, Epic lettering, and Eric Bauman. 5.

Damn, man. Bravo!

operation clambake: http://www.xenu.net/

I've added a propper music credit now.

5'd. great job.

this was great...it makes you wonder about HOW people can stop the "church" ...my first though was to have a crack down due to money laundrying and find more "incriminating" issues that spawn from that. But the problemwith that is, well, Scientologist could play the "religious persecution" card and cause even more uproar... ...things like this can not be left unchecked by the government...

Edutainment! Ebaum's world rips, scarrrry music and photoshopped red text and lengthier than my black uncle's dick. 5!

absolutly excelent and good job on sponshorship teknorat

Amazing :|

nobody's gonna make fun of the guy who 1'd the site and posted jewwatch.com? c'mon guys, get it together.

5 for delivering the truth in shocking and exciting manner to which I must look at myself and ask: What am I doing to stop this madness that the Church of Scientology is imposing on so many people? lol

oh and can someone shed light on why scientology is patented?

5'd for great justice.

I wasn't sure if the guy who posted that Jew site was kidding or not, so I figured I'd play it safe and act as if it were a (meh) joke

Dude, I'm totally "loose change-ing" those dianetic bastards.

Serious business! Good work on shedding some light on the subject, rather than just mocking it.

We need to crush this bullsh*t religion as soon as possible.

hmmm

I didn't know you could be biten by cockroaches.

well done! Spread the truth.

was this all to warn us about cockroaches having the ability to bite man?

Just a more the reason to stomp cockroaches.

Any member of any legitimate religion should be insulted by the fact that Scientology calls themselves one.

Remove 'a' from that sentence and it makes more sense, I fail at grammar. Oh and I didn't read the description which has the times reading site in it already, my bad.

SPREAD THE WORD BROTHA!

guys, this means max is going die soon :(

Excellent work. I hope ytmnd doesn't let up on these freaks for a while yet

Can I 6* this?

It would look way too suspicious if max were to be killed after all the posting and bashing of scientology,they would be the prime suspcts, or they could just have one of their brainwashed innocents take the fall for the murder saying it irratated him or her to see their religion flamed so openly. either way i seriously doubt that he would be targeted =]*hopefully im right =[*

SUPREME VICTORY! ...PERFECT.

Spooky 5

Keep fighting the good fight ytmnders!

It's a great ytmnd man, but I gotta think some of these people could have been mentally unstable before joining. People who are extremely depressed may believe anything so they can escape from reality. Many people can hide that kind of sh*t pretty well. Still, great work man.

have you considered making this a video on youtube? I noticed there wasn't really anything on youtube that was seriously incriminating towards scientology.

Alot of these people WERE mentally disbled. In fact scientology TARGETS the mentally disabled, because they are easy to control, and milk for money. Watch some XenuTV and you will see that most Scientologists seem to be mentally disabled in some way.

That's a great idea stayelusive, ill get right on that!

The picture of McPherson dead scared me and made me back out of the site. f*cking scary.

mcpherson looks like terri schiavo

Scary...and nice lil attack on Eric Bauman.

forgot to vote. >

"That's a great idea stayelusive, ill get right on that!" Sweet, hopefully it gets a lot of exposure.

I see, appreciate the reply man :).

you wanna see some scary sh*t? http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard

It takes something truly frightening to evoke tears in my eyes. Thanks a lot for making this informative YTMND.

I highly recommend you all watch this. http://www.xenutv.com/originals/4th.htm

scientology sucks

Holy sh*t.

DAMN. that just opened my eyes to the truth. 5'd

Quote by L. Ron. Hubbard : "THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN CONTROL PEOPLE IS TO LIE TO THEM. You can write that down in your book in great big letters. The only way you can control anybody is to lie to them."

I'll just five it. And spam too. here ,see: http://youcanthandlescientology.ytmnd.com/

f*cking amazing, 5'd and fav'd for TRUTH. And the music is PERFECT. It seems to sync itself and kick up when needed. Nice prod at eBaum, as well.

5, scared the hell out of me

shocking... i would have given it a 5 but the pictures of dead pplz scared me :P

Smoothmedia, I wouldn't put this on YouTube. I think it's more special if it stays exclusively on YTMND.

ERIC BAUMAN IS A SCIENTOLOGIST

I've known about this for a while now. Yeah, it's scary. It's a cult, and cults do this kind of stuff.

Holy sh*t. I think I just crapped my pants.

5'd for possibility of being picketed.

Holy -f*ck.- Five just for having a 4.81 score with NINE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN VOTES. Jesus f*ck.... holy sh*t..

That is bloody scary.

Really well made, an obvious 5.

thanks for scaring the sh*t outta me

lol?

To those who would drop a star because they got scared by dead people photos: What part of WARNING: SOME IMAGES IN THIS YTMND MAY BE DISTURBING don't you understand?

JohnnyQuest:::: after thinking about it, Ive decided not to put this on youtube, it is better in ytmnd form. Text would be hard to read on youtube. If boomaga wants to do a voiceover tho...id make a vid :)