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| Site Title: | Scientology uses the E-Meter | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | theemeter.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | Jolb | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-06-12 22:07:20 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | all over the place, mostly original | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Weird Science -- Oingo Boingo | ||||||||||
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| quit tring to copy those other scientology ytmnd's out there and this isnt even funny
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| No, it isn't funny. But it is interesting to know how poorly scientology fails...again.
I 5'd it. | ||||||
| Geranimal didn't even watch it... it's definitely over a minute long and he 1'd it a few seconds after I made it | ||||||
| Ah, Oingo Boingo. I knew this already, but 4d for music. | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| Wikipedia also says hubbard was interestred in physics but only got F's.
He could just come up with dark matter and dark energy but he just got too many F's for that. | ||||||
| wow...mental mass is something new, but non existant | ||||||
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| nice one. I was woundering what bullsh*t science they had behind those devices. | ||||||
| ytmnd has ruined my imagination. i just lost 30 lbs. |
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| no wonder I'm so skinny. I have no imagination :( | ||||||
| i agree, http://emeter.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| your totaly wrong, thinking does make you fat. | ||||||
| it pisses me off that the open mockery of my religion is encouraged and rewarded at this site. | ||||||
| people can gain 30lbs in mental mass? That enough energy to melt an entire city. Remember the formula E=MC^2. | ||||||
| 1 star for worn out scientology fad, but +1 for using an appropriate song | ||||||
| I don't want to turn this off because of the song, you *sshole. | ||||||
| In a little under two weeks, YTMND has succesfully educated me on the complete lack of sanity in SCIENTOLOGY. Amazing. Good thing I already knew all the other religions were f*cking loonies as well. You win! | ||||||
| actually, e-meters just measure your body resistance. a modified ohm meter =P | ||||||
| 5 for weird science music
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| Additional 5 comment for laughing at SpaceDolphin's comment | ||||||
| this isnt all that great a ytmnd..but i loled so 5 | ||||||
| 5 for the song | ||||||
| Of course he didn't actually invent the e-meter he just calls it an e-meter. It's overly sensitive and dosen't do what it was intended to do. It's results are effectively random. | ||||||
| "it pisses me off that the open mockery of my religion is encouraged and rewarded at this site." Let's see. My Religion (and a few like it) get accused of folowing Satan. Never mind that Saten is part of the Christian religion and has nothing to do with my religion or any religion remotely similer to mine. Also non-christians such as myself often ridicule Christians. Atheists bad mouth everyone and get the same in return. But only one religion sues everyone on the planet "religously" over it. | ||||||
| Judge me by my size do you? The force is not strong with you. | ||||||
| Funny. Sydd is hungry for mental mass. | ||||||
| My Thetan is Dying. Please Send Cash. | ||||||
| Words...words...words.. These ytmnds are pretty boring. | ||||||
| No humor, intolerant, 1 |
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| Excellent! You sir, are teh win! | ||||||
| so if i want to lose weight i just have to stop remebering things right? take that weight watchers!! | ||||||
| Nice research. Mental mass... haha... sounds a bit like that experiment they did to check the "mass" of a soul (to prove it's existance)... all non-conclusive, naturally... | ||||||
| Wow, what a load of crap! | ||||||
| too damn long, and not even funny to boot. | ||||||
| Not worth the watch | ||||||
| Open mockery of religion FOR...THE...WIN. It's like a blue screen of death for Scientology. | ||||||
| -3 for music, disctracted me from the reading a lot, wich was good. | ||||||
| I'm getting sick of these Scientology YTMNDs Max is in enough trouble | ||||||
| uninteresting, tl;dw, etc. | ||||||
| science pawns scientology | ||||||
| 5'd for the space dolphins! | ||||||
| +5 for music | ||||||
| You need to spin the mental mass thing into a Kirstie Alley fat joke. | ||||||
| I just saw this YTMND, remembered it, and now I'm fat. Thanks, *sshole. | ||||||
| A 3 for effort and learning and a nother star because I like the song. | ||||||
| The Loyal Officers have taken me. Please send help. | ||||||
| LoL, Eekdacat, you got pwnt! | ||||||
| 1. Uber-funny. E-meter == galvanometer is priceless. Very nice
2. Miss. "it pisses me off that the open mockery of my religion is encouraged and
rewarded at this site," has obviously not seen the thousands of religion related mockeries on this site. You believe it it's fair game. I even laugh at some of the Jesus ones, despite being Christian. So get the stick out of your *ss and smile, babe. ;) | ||||||
| LOL, that's why L.Ron was such a sh*tty science fiction writer, he didn't know sh*t about scientific concepts, I doubt he even created that machine. Spacedolphin is a scientoligist. | ||||||
| All in all good. One inaccuracy lie detectors are almost as bogus as e-meters. | ||||||
| Wow its amazing the kids that you see in these comments. |
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| Wierd Science is right... | ||||||
| Damn it, I think I spelled "weird" wrong... | ||||||
| No wonder ditzy blondes are all skinny... L. Ron might have been on to something there. but yeah its all bullsh*t. | ||||||
| +5 for Oingo Boingo, -1 for obviousness. | ||||||
| i actually used one today, the auditor pinched my friend who used one, and
the needle shot up. the guy was like "SEE THAT SEE THAT? ITS STRESS!" | ||||||
| 5 for the song
not funny, but fun to watch | ||||||
| I'd say it is INDEED the bullsh*t option. | ||||||
| Save me Tom Cruise! Put the fire out with your witchcraft! | ||||||
| So fat people just have awesome memories and are filled to the brim with thetans. | ||||||
| BTW, I can't believe spacedolphin actually referred to scientology as a religion. | ||||||
| ewww, get the thetans out of my fat body! | ||||||
| It all makes sense now. | ||||||
| The E-Meter: I vote fact. | ||||||
| Oh sh*t, them I must be larger than a whale if I gain weight through imaginating things! No wonder hollywood is so braindead! | ||||||
| i just thought myself 30 pounds thinner, THANKS L RON! | ||||||
| Holy sh*t, what is up with all of these scientology YTMND's? They're not funny, I don't know what it's about, I don't care what it's about, but they can believe whatever the hell they want to believe in. | ||||||
| It's strange how people believe is this crap. This is as ridiculous as Santa Claus. | ||||||
| Oh, so that's why when people say they just think about eating chocolate and putting on weight, it's actually scientology.... | ||||||
| Compliments from your friendly neighborhood upvoter! | ||||||
| fav'd for the song | ||||||
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| nice choice of music, have a 5 for your effort =) | ||||||
| Music saves it. | ||||||
| +5 for the song alone | ||||||
| are we supposed to be surprised that scientology is bullsh*t? | ||||||
| Failed. | ||||||
| i used an e-meter at the l. ron museum in hollywood. they asked me to think different things, like stressful situations. so i thought of rainbows and chocolate milkshakes. the chick said it was very traumatic. | ||||||
| you fail, please try again ^_^ | ||||||
| Finally, a scientology YTMND without that damn Rise of Satan song. | ||||||
| you win, keep up the good work. ;D | ||||||
| Scientology sucks, but so do powerpoint presentations. | ||||||
| he was a pretty chunky dude... | ||||||
| Hubbard fails at sanity. | ||||||
