Hail Xenu!

5 if that's your voice because you sound like you should be in advertising :P

+1

nice effort, but it really would be a lot funnier without the stupid outburst at the end - just leave it as a straight parody of the tomahawk missle site and youre golden

That is my voice, so thanks...I think. Just a hint: listen to the whole thing if you haven't already...

XD

"The soul knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't" f*cking wow

ALLES, DAS DU TUN MUSST, IST, BUMSEN-KÖPFEN ZU GLAUBEN

I am Xenu and I am lost.

"over 20,000,000 copies in 50 languages" all sitting in scientology warehouse collecting dust kekeke

+1

OMFG AHAHA

lmao

f*cking win

Holy crap. Confusing as hell.

"I don't need this voice over crap!" LOL!!!

rofl, great

I would worship evil before I became a Scientologist

Good thing my soul knows where it is right now.

I think we would all agree, Drac39.

Good job with the parody--you've got the right voice for it.

hail loard xenu

I didn't laugh and got bored...

my soul subtracts where it isn't from where it is and it knows where it is because it knows where it isn't and ... lol, scientology

gold

+5 for making fun of Scientology, +1 for the ending

TOMAHAWK FTW!!!

Haha, that was great.

Brilliant idea. XD

LOL! Good ending...

Nice job with the V/O!

nice keywords

I love how YTMND is the only place showing these false religions for what they are . . . and they can't touch us

Diantomahawk ftawesomeness.

Ytmnd + Matt Stone & Trey Parker = Fall of Scientologists humanity, HAIL XENU

Hot voice

Missile FTW.

You've got to be f*cking kidding me.

tom [ahawk] cruise missile!!! lolmfao!!!!

Contact the Galactic Alliance to achieve a variation... NOW!!!!!

I understand why you read it slowly, but...UGGGGGGH SO SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...Loved the ending though.

lmao this is awesome

HHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

Say 'is' again.

http://sayitaintsosanta.ytmnd.com/

Excellent Hard Work. 5* well deserved.

/agree. 5 well deserved.

pwond!

ROFL great stuff out of nowhere

Does everyone just give everything 5's nowadays? Is that the new thing?

f*ckin eh

I loled.

^^"Does everyone just give everything 5's nowadays? Is that the new thing?" I sincerely believe that the YTMNDs on the daily top 15 have been of increasingly higher quality and creativity lately.

Brilliant stuff, love it.

An inspired parody.

*applause*

lol weird accent. "where it ees... where it eesn't"

Here's my summary of the the soul explanation: WTF are you talking about?

The "ees" was mostly me trying not to laugh. I did about 30 some odd recordings with me laughing before I got this one. Though I feel the "ees" adds character.

sweet.

clever bastard. the end gave a -1 though.

This is too hot. Can we do it?

WIN! Freaking WIN!

Did any of that acctually make even the tiniest bit of sence?!

Jesus.. The ending could be better..

HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU

omg.....awsome

return of the missle fad! brillaint! bravo!

excellent, excellent voicework. the bit at the end was yes, a bit blah, but the whole thing stands up great.

You are god

Winner.

I wasn't going to give this a 5 until in the end :) Anyway, got to say... whenever I think of scientologists all I can hear is one thing: "Ia, Ia, Cthulhu Fhtagn!"

good effort

should have ended with also cocks

tomahawk FTW

roflcoptertomahawkstrikego

that has got to be the most sh*t ever to be sploshed into a book

nice usage of the missile audio

1 until you add also cocks at the end

I AM NOT GOING TO MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE BECAUSE I HAVE ALGEBRAICALLY PROVEN THAT I SHOULD NOT BE THERE

That was so stupid it was annoying.

Where oh where art thout Galactic Alliance? Or the Galactic Horde...

This "ees" funny.

This is a pretty awesome parody. :D

XENU! I know where I am because I know where I....aren't? =

ahahahahhha Tom [ahawk] Cruise Missile LLOL

nice

what. f*cking. bullsh*t. is the religion.

AHAHAH THAT WAS PERFECT! I HAD NO CLUE YOU WERE GOING TO DO THE TOMAHAWK MISSILE THING

OW SHI- MY HEAD EXPLODEDED!!!!1 SO HAVE MY THETANS! I AM FREEEEEE!

Wow, that was EXTREMELY well done.

oh my god....

HAHA

And just like the Tomahawk missile, no normal person can understand a thing about the innerworkings of Scientology.

THE TOMAHAWK MISSLE KNOWS WHERE IT IS = 5

WAHAHAHAHA!!!

well played...well played....

hilarious!

Amazingly well done!

Perfect man. I feel like taking 1 off from it since the ending kind of dissapointed me, but I won't. You should have kind of done it a bit more calmly like, "... You know what I do not need this. What have I degrated myself to? Why did I quit Taco Bell for this?"

I think it would have been funnier without the end bit.

I thought this was pretty crappy until I realized this was a parody of the missile thing haha good job

It is sure where it isnt!

cease and decist

lole therockboss said, HAIL XENU!

I thought the end bit was very funny and you should keep it. That's my $0.02.

Teh LOLs

I IZ A SCIENTOLOGIST AND U SHOULD NOT LAUGH COS WE R GONNA BCOME BETER DEN ALL U WHEN WE FLY AWAY IN OUR SPACESHIP LOLOL 5'd ;o

Hahahahahahha

XFD

lol at the end

Hah, bashing scientology is fun

The soul knows where it is at all times.

Needs more south park

I agree with wilse's comment. The ending really ruined it for me. Would've been a lot better if you played it straight (and perhaps shortened the whole thing a bit).

Yeah, I agree that it would have been a lot better without the outburst at the end. But great job. :)

The voice-over was great, but snip the end.

Tom[ahawk] Cruise Missle. Brllnt! f*ckin awesome, i heart you O_O

lol

shouldn't galactic alliance be galactic confederacy?

HAIL XENU!

Mockery of pyramid scheme and rebirth of my favrotie fad? F-F-FLAWLESS VICTORY

Uh-oh, someone's gonna get sued by Church of Scientology Inc. (A definitely-for-profit organization)

Made me laugh. Good enough

Great.

LOL

Excellent!

lol, subpoenaed

The soul will contact the Galactic Alliance O.O

4d for Tomahawk fad revival

you made me wait for the ending, which was even worse

rofl, awesome impersonation

you gonna get sued

4... until you add also cocks at the end. the ending you have is too predictable and i didn't find it funny. otherwise, nice :)

Tom Cruise is gonna kick yer ass.

Bahhaaha, the end is hilarious.

a soul or a robot?

You will burn in xenu for this.

I didn't see the coming until "where it isn't". You are more genius than Dr. Seuss.

Nice. Hope you don't get a lawsuit haha

GODLIKE! I love the sound.

this almost put me to sleep. who buys into this crap?

ROFL XENU ROFLROFL

great parody

your butt cheecks is warm

I never liked the missile site, but it's a pretty funny parody of it.

LoL

5 for the ending!

decent

omfg i pissed my pants lawling

this could be funnier if it was a less direct quote, but it is still f*cking awesome to no end. you get a 10.

Pffffft. Exactly.

Where ees eet?

Meh, sorry, but i don't find it very funny. But hey, at least you made Top 15!

AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!! INSTANT f*ckING WIN! 5!

5 for having a voice like that.

I would have threed it if i didnt realize thats the missle dialogue but about souls. 5'd :)

haha cruise missle lol

5'd for Tomahawk missile.

Poor reading

Hahah!

wow... that was awesome

CRUISE MISSILE, YES

That is awesome.

HAHAHA, Great! I love this!

+5 for the "religion" of scientology

haha, a 'cruise' missle....lol

Ha ha, didn't see that coming. Somebody needs to do a creationism one.

UNIVERSE TIER

not sure how you connected scientology with the missile mini-fad, but you did it.

LAWL! Keep it as a parody if you redo it. 5'd nevertheless for the beginning.

I'll bet you L. Ron Hubbard was smoked a TON of speed before he wrote this. "seriously man its like the soul knows where it is because it knows where it isnt and by subtracting where it is where it isnt it obtians a deviation and makes corrective commands to drive the soul to xenu god of fire you know what im saying oh my god you guys i should totally be writing this down i think i'm really getting into some heavy stuff you guys know what i mean oh man its like im seeing the future!!!1!!1"

Good voiceover

lmao, nice play on that US Air Force training tape

Wonderful job on the sound. Not sure about the ending, I was expecting you to drone on and on and on... But it still works. And yes, I agree - someone needs to do one with FSM.

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

long and boring and confusing and pointless... perfect YTMND!

I like the end with "Does anyone believe this crap?" 5 and Fav for bashing crackpots that believe in Scientology!

+5 for first keyword

The end makes this win! Top 15 worthy. (o_o)b

lol nice sound

can you say "EES" and "EESN'T" one more times? ITS "IS" AND "ISN'T". lol 5'd

ROFL!!!!

woowowoww is that your voice?!?

YES LOL!

Yes, that is my voice...and let me tell you, the ladies love it! ;)

Does anyone actually believe this crap?? LOL!!! FIVE!

youwinxenu

I lol'd

most underappreciated fad

roflsauce

I lost interest

rofl sucks balls

lol, pretty much everything > scientology > GPS guided missiles

Haha.

lol tomahawk missle

CEASE AND DESIST, LOL!

I'll add it to my favourites, before the Scientologists sue Max. I'd save it on my hard drive, but then they'd come for me. What a stupid book.

i love you

"the post-death interstellar soul modifier" ftw

rofl

the position that it eez is now the position that it eeznt

I just let my physical body with a bullet. I'm typing this with my soul, as a good bye note. My soul knows where my computer is, because it knows where my computer isn't. My soul knows where YTMND is, because it knows where YTMND isn't, like PTKFGS.

hax

Ro5l

awesome

hahah

This isn't where it is.

I love that ending.

funny up until the cheezy ending

Got me to laugh. XD

You need to change the ending to, "Also cocks."

Were you really reading from the book?

LOL, and psychiatry is junk per scientology LOL!

Sorry to disappoint, BlueMech, but my Voice Over is based on http://www.Tomahawk.ytmnd.com/ . I'm sure the book is more ridiculous than this.

ok

Holy sh*t. I'm giving this site a vote worthy of what it is and subtracting the vote worthy of what it wasn't. Or vice versa (whatever is greater).

ROFL

And arriving at a position it wasn't, it now is.

Ava Paquette can suck my balls.

haha unexpecting! awesome

YTMNDers know where they are at all times. They know this because they know where they aren't. By subtracting where they are, from there they aren't, the YTMNDers obtain a difference, or deviation.

I cracked up when I reconised the parody.

I'll vote five, but I agree to adding also cocks at the end...

0.0 Nice announcer voice *DOES ANYBODY BELIEVE THIS CRAP?* lol

omg i am liek a scientologist and this isn't funny at all!!1!!1! this is teh worst ytmnd i have evar seen.

news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL GREAT!!! :)

Your hubbard-voice is quite Python-esque.

you f*cked something up with the sound. it doesn't play under firefox.

lol eeesnt

MY HEAD ASPLODE

ArrowHead: I just tested the site in FireFox and it worked just fine. I don't know what to tell you because I don't feel like typing out the speech, and it seems that everyone else can hear it just fine.

hehe, Scientology is like the Hollywood-Religion, just even more bizarre!

it all makes perfect sense now...

Tomahawk missiles and scientology suck.

My soul's guidance system is broken. It says I'm in burbank! WTF?

?

OMG I love it!

You pronounce the word isn't strangely.

I was going to five this, and then I heard the ending. I wish I could ten it.

it works with firefox. also nice ending, don't change a thing :)

Awesome

I dont get it. Is this supposed to be funny? It's just a cover of a book. It's a shame this is rated so high.

resubmit but I don't care.

DIANETICS NOW SPONSERS A NASCAR...

The Tomahawk missile site gave me a migraine, and so did this one. You nailed it right on the head, good job!

can't believe people fall for this crap lol.

Scientologists are the biggest idiots I've ever met.

LMFAO Tom Cruise for the lose!