HELLO?!

Hail Xenu!

5 if that's your voice because you sound like you should be in advertising :P

+1

nice effort, but it really would be a lot funnier without the stupid outburst at the end - just leave it as a straight parody of the tomahawk missle site and youre golden

That is my voice, so thanks...I think. Just a hint: listen to the whole thing if you haven't already...

XD

"The soul knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't" f*cking wow

ALLES, DAS DU TUN MUSST, IST, BUMSEN-KÖPFEN ZU GLAUBEN

I am Xenu and I am lost.

"over 20,000,000 copies in 50 languages" all sitting in scientology warehouse collecting dust kekeke

+1

OMFG AHAHA

lmao

f*cking win

Holy crap. Confusing as hell.

"I don't need this voice over crap!" LOL!!!

rofl, great

I would worship evil before I became a Scientologist

Good thing my soul knows where it is right now.

I think we would all agree, Drac39.

Good job with the parody--you've got the right voice for it.

hail loard xenu

I didn't laugh and got bored...

my soul subtracts where it isn't from where it is and it knows where it is because it knows where it isn't and ... lol, scientology

gold

+5 for making fun of Scientology, +1 for the ending

TOMAHAWK FTW!!!

Haha, that was great.

Brilliant idea. XD

LOL! Good ending...

Nice job with the V/O!

nice keywords

I love how YTMND is the only place showing these false religions for what they are . . . and they can't touch us

Diantomahawk ftawesomeness.

Ytmnd + Matt Stone & Trey Parker = Fall of Scientologists humanity, HAIL XENU

Hot voice

Missile FTW.

You've got to be f*cking kidding me.

tom [ahawk] cruise missile!!! lolmfao!!!!

Contact the Galactic Alliance to achieve a variation... NOW!!!!!

I understand why you read it slowly, but...UGGGGGGH SO SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...Loved the ending though.

lmao this is awesome

HHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

Say 'is' again.

http://sayitaintsosanta.ytmnd.com/

Excellent Hard Work. 5* well deserved.

/agree. 5 well deserved.

pwond!

ROFL great stuff out of nowhere

Does everyone just give everything 5's nowadays? Is that the new thing?

f*ckin eh

I loled.

^^"Does everyone just give everything 5's nowadays? Is that the new thing?" I sincerely believe that the YTMNDs on the daily top 15 have been of increasingly higher quality and creativity lately.

Brilliant stuff, love it.

An inspired parody.

*applause*

lol weird accent. "where it ees... where it eesn't"

Here's my summary of the the soul explanation: WTF are you talking about?

The "ees" was mostly me trying not to laugh. I did about 30 some odd recordings with me laughing before I got this one. Though I feel the "ees" adds character.

sweet.

clever bastard. the end gave a -1 though.

This is too hot. Can we do it?

WIN! Freaking WIN!

Did any of that acctually make even the tiniest bit of sence?!

Jesus.. The ending could be better..

HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU

omg.....awsome

return of the missle fad! brillaint! bravo!

excellent, excellent voicework. the bit at the end was yes, a bit blah, but the whole thing stands up great.

You are god

Winner.

I wasn't going to give this a 5 until in the end :) Anyway, got to say... whenever I think of scientologists all I can hear is one thing: "Ia, Ia, Cthulhu Fhtagn!"

good effort

should have ended with also cocks

tomahawk FTW

roflcoptertomahawkstrikego

that has got to be the most sh*t ever to be sploshed into a book

nice usage of the missile audio

1 until you add also cocks at the end

I AM NOT GOING TO MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE BECAUSE I HAVE ALGEBRAICALLY PROVEN THAT I SHOULD NOT BE THERE

That was so stupid it was annoying.

Where oh where art thout Galactic Alliance? Or the Galactic Horde...

This "ees" funny.

This is a pretty awesome parody. :D

XENU! I know where I am because I know where I....aren't? =

ahahahahhha Tom [ahawk] Cruise Missile LLOL

nice

what. f*cking. bullsh*t. is the religion.

AHAHAH THAT WAS PERFECT! I HAD NO CLUE YOU WERE GOING TO DO THE TOMAHAWK MISSILE THING

OW SHI- MY HEAD EXPLODEDED!!!!1 SO HAVE MY THETANS! I AM FREEEEEE!

Wow, that was EXTREMELY well done.

oh my god....

HAHA

And just like the Tomahawk missile, no normal person can understand a thing about the innerworkings of Scientology.

THE TOMAHAWK MISSLE KNOWS WHERE IT IS = 5

WAHAHAHAHA!!!

well played...well played....

hilarious!

Amazingly well done!

Perfect man. I feel like taking 1 off from it since the ending kind of dissapointed me, but I won't. You should have kind of done it a bit more calmly like, "... You know what I do not need this. What have I degrated myself to? Why did I quit Taco Bell for this?"

I think it would have been funnier without the end bit.

I thought this was pretty crappy until I realized this was a parody of the missile thing haha good job

It is sure where it isnt!

cease and decist

lole therockboss said, HAIL XENU!

I thought the end bit was very funny and you should keep it. That's my $0.02.

Teh LOLs

I IZ A SCIENTOLOGIST AND U SHOULD NOT LAUGH COS WE R GONNA BCOME BETER DEN ALL U WHEN WE FLY AWAY IN OUR SPACESHIP LOLOL 5'd ;o

Hahahahahahha

XFD

lol at the end

Hah, bashing scientology is fun

The soul knows where it is at all times.

Needs more south park

I agree with wilse's comment. The ending really ruined it for me. Would've been a lot better if you played it straight (and perhaps shortened the whole thing a bit).

Yeah, I agree that it would have been a lot better without the outburst at the end. But great job. :)

The voice-over was great, but snip the end.

Tom[ahawk] Cruise Missle. Brllnt! f*ckin awesome, i heart you O_O

lol

shouldn't galactic alliance be galactic confederacy?