Site Information
Site Title: You're not funny, Alyx
Site Domain: combinezombie.ytmnd.com
Created by:  
Katana
Created on: 2006-06-03 11:57:48
Image Origin: Half-Life 2: Episode One
Sound Origin: Half-Life 2: Episode One
Preview:
combinezombie

Description: This is my first YTMND. I anti-laughed so hard at this joke in the game, I decided to use my Audacity skills to show what I thought of it
Keywords:
Site Stats:
Rating:
(4.22)
Total Votes: 648
Site Views
Views TodayViews YesterdayViews Last WeekViews Last MonthViews All Time
0103511322,237
Your rating: Log in to vote  (55 users have this site on their favorites list)
    Report this site
Site Sponsorship:  Sponsor this site! (Click here for more info)
  No donations for this site.
Add a comment:
 
  
Comments:
2006-06-03 11:59:18
 
awesome. where'd u git the audio?
2006-06-03 11:59:25
 
rofl, does he actually says 'nope'?
2006-06-03 12:00:12
 
Good :)
2006-06-03 12:00:56
 
HL2 Episode 1, right? Either way, good one. I like the spliced gun and pain sounds right after :)
2006-06-03 12:01:37
 
Lol! Never played Half-life before but that was hilarious!
2006-06-03 12:02:33
 
Make her naked and I'll 5 u
2006-06-03 12:03:38
 
hilarious
2006-06-03 12:04:22
 
2006-06-03 12:04:40
 
Add text and I'll five it.
2006-06-03 12:05:08
 
I'd 1 star this because Gordan NEVER talks. Buuuuuuuut.. it's true, Alxy isn't funny and I'm not a douchebag enough to downvote gold. :D
2006-06-03 12:06:52
 
Gordans absolute silence after the joke (like always) is the best reaction to it.
2006-06-03 12:07:11
 
Hahahaha. Very funny for a first YTMND. Keep it up!
2006-06-03 12:08:00
 
Funny, but I'd remove the 'nope'. It's sacrilegious...
2006-06-03 12:09:01
 
cool beans?
2006-06-03 12:09:37
 
Barney is the one who says nope.
2006-06-03 12:09:50
 
remove the know and the alyx scream. people dont screm when shot int he face with a shotgun
2006-06-03 12:11:23
 
remove the "nope".
2006-06-03 12:12:53
 
Wow, didn't expect that reaction. Yeah, Gordon never actually talks, the "nope" is Barney from Half-Life 1. I just thought it was really funny right after the shotgun cock.
2006-06-03 12:12:57
 
lol i love this
2006-06-03 12:13:42
 
LMAO
2006-06-03 12:14:54
 
I liked it. Nice GFX by the way.
2006-06-03 12:15:31
 
Wow. The end is the greatest.
2006-06-03 12:16:35
 
Nah, I wouldn't remove the 'nope'
2006-06-03 12:17:22
 
YOU WIN, PERFECT! DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING
2006-06-03 12:19:48
 
HAHA good ending! suprised me
2006-06-03 12:19:50
 
Remove the nope ;p
2006-06-03 12:20:43
 
Quite nice, but I agree, complete silence after the joke (followed by her feeling awkward and stupid) is the best road for this one.
2006-06-03 12:20:50
 
aha
2006-06-03 12:22:52
 
she looks particularly ugly from that angle, btw gfx seem pretty decent, what card do you have?
2006-06-03 12:28:40
 
K, due to many people asking, I took out the "nope". I still like it, but...oh yeah, I didn't take out the pain sound, (when you listen to it without it, you can't tell what he hits) but put in one from a generic citizen that sounds much more like Alyx has 7 buckshot in her guts.
2006-06-03 12:31:10
 
MWA HA HA HA HA HA!
2006-06-03 12:32:02
 
lo, Zombine
2006-06-03 12:40:33
 
lmao, i get it cuz its funny
2006-06-03 12:42:27
 
Hahahha, made me laugh in the game, and here, except for the shooting part.
2006-06-03 12:44:16
 
zombine isnt a funny joke, its only a cool name
2006-06-03 12:45:22
 
I love it. Remove the "nope". Just shoot her. It's wayyy funnier that way.
2006-06-03 12:50:42
 
Heh.
2006-06-03 12:51:00
 
OWNED.
2006-06-03 12:58:09
 
That is awesome! There are soooooo many unfunny jokes in that game.
2006-06-03 12:58:27
 
I played all of EP1, and that ruined the whole level.
2006-06-03 12:59:53
 
Lmao! Gordon *kabang* i would shoot her for such a bad joke too!
2006-06-03 14:32:50
 
:D nice one Katana old chum.
2006-06-03 22:41:58
 
Great stuff. She's a lot less annoying in Ep 1, thankfully, but her joke was lame. Zombines, however, are nasty stuff.
2006-06-05 00:42:00
 
Hint for the retarded: It was SUPPOSED to be a bad joke. How dense are you?
2006-06-05 20:43:03
 
I laughed at it in the game because it was one of those "it was funny because it wasn't funny", if you get what I mean.
2006-06-06 15:50:23
 
Stupid Zombine joke :x
2006-06-07 13:17:29
 
awesome
2006-06-09 13:39:57
 
HAHA! bitch got pwned!
2006-06-14 18:58:10
 
Pointless.
2006-06-16 01:02:17
 
ROFLMAO!!!
2006-06-16 18:50:18
 
LOL, and Ive never even played that game....
2006-06-18 14:48:41
 
lol that game was way too easy o beat it in 1 hour and a half
2006-06-19 08:00:52
 
"rofl, does he actually says 'nope'?" if i ever hear or see gordon open his mouth ill learn to bite my own ear off.
2006-06-19 22:46:45
 
No, she isn't funny, but something tells me she doesn't get through life relying on her personality, if you know what I'm sayin'
2006-06-20 15:55:07
 
Good times, good times.
2006-06-27 16:01:54
 
lollll
2006-06-27 16:02:26
 
lolz
2006-06-29 14:40:07
 
LMAO, nice ending!
2006-06-29 19:16:03
 
At that part in the game, all I could think about was Lex Luthor's atomic "WROOOOOOOOOOONG"
2006-06-29 22:27:34
 
zombine is funny
2006-07-01 17:20:49
 
lol, a zombine.
2006-07-02 18:54:26
 
FUKKEN WIN!
2006-07-03 13:55:14
 
LOLLLLLLLLL.
2006-07-05 23:51:09
 
lol. die whore.
2006-07-06 18:53:37
 
You rock.
2006-07-07 20:26:16
 
Yeah I was like wtf? Its dark, you coudl be mauled and turn into a zombine at any seconds and shes loving it, when my flashlight went out she made all these weird joking scary noises.
2006-07-09 18:29:52
 
GG
2006-07-09 21:50:12
 
It gets this good? Man, I really play this--just need to find the time.
2006-07-16 09:48:48
 
That's how a bad pun SHOULD be dealt with.
2006-07-16 20:47:31
 
awesome.
2006-07-17 12:26:57
 
that lame joke makes me sad that I paid 20 for it, it's only worth 15
2006-07-19 03:09:21
 
LOL PWNT!
2006-07-23 23:57:28
 
I actually laughed when she said that in game
2006-07-24 08:08:42
 
lol
2006-07-24 18:35:02
 
haha. What tickeded me off more were her zombie sounds in the dark.
2006-07-25 04:31:58
 
CLICK CLICK ... GORDON!!! ...*ERR...
2006-07-25 09:18:52
 
LOL
2006-07-30 20:18:02
 
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
2006-07-31 11:11:42
 
Lol.. 4'd for content +1 for 4,000th VOTE!!!!!!!!! yay
2006-07-31 11:16:45
 
HAHAHAH. I remember that part in the game. Nice audio
2006-07-31 20:55:30
 
worst joke ever
2006-08-01 07:04:16
 
needs more gman, but a worthy YTMND nonetheless
2006-08-02 13:02:57
 
HAH PWNT
2006-08-03 02:29:07
 
I remember that part! 5!
2006-08-06 15:05:40
 
Oh dear
2006-08-07 14:13:10
 
lollerroffles
2006-08-14 12:13:24
 
Thank you. I hated going through that. That joke didn't help.
2006-08-14 21:57:46
 
GENKIDAMA2, THERE IS SO SO SO MUCH MORE TO GARRY'S MOD AND HL2 THAN THE G-MAN. You people need to respect HL2 for more than "wonderful time" and Alyx. FYI, "G-man is having a wonderful time" was not the first to use that music.
2006-08-16 16:48:30
 
that was f*cking hilarious
2006-08-20 03:46:09
 
Haha, nice
2006-08-20 23:35:51
 
In lieu of a rimshot, I give thee, buckshot. Awesomeness! I always wanted to so something like that, but I dunno, yeah, she does it for me. :P
2006-08-22 14:05:14
 
HAHAHA.
2006-08-26 00:30:38
 
"Anti-laughed" earns this baby a 5.
2006-08-26 22:20:10
 
lol I was just playing that ealier today. That was hilarious.
2006-08-27 16:29:10
 
LOL!!! I just beat the game an hour ago!!!
2006-08-27 16:30:04
 
nice
2006-09-04 02:37:00
 
Zombine. Wow, someone at Valve fails at humor badly. xD
2006-09-06 18:56:26
 
approved
2006-09-14 23:57:13
 
LOL, literally
2006-09-15 01:07:10
 
she has nice tits though
2006-09-15 18:19:32
 
you WIN, please try again ^_^
2006-09-19 00:35:03
 
5'd
2006-09-21 23:31:40
 
i was gonna 3 it, but the edit and the end = win
2006-09-22 09:41:14
 
I've never seen a Kano transformation!
2006-10-03 21:35:27
 
I like the way you think, I guarantee it.
2006-10-17 19:09:57
 
FOr the sake of authenticity, you could use the sound files of Alyx herself dying. On a similar note, if Alyx died in-game and you don't; you'll get a very *ssh*l*e-ish message of ALYX DIED before respawning. Kinda makes VALVe look like a bunch of dicks: "YOU F*CKED UP! TRY AGAIN, DUMBASS!"
2006-11-04 10:03:36
 
Oh God! Funny! But sad! Alyx DIED!
2007-03-01 02:05:13
 
LOL.
2007-03-05 22:14:12
 
XD
2007-03-08 18:37:25
 
Zombine. . . Mr Freeman isn't pleased.
2007-11-29 11:55:22
 
BOOM HEADSHOT!!