A

Funny f*cking sh*t man. You win. Lol.

are you kidding me? top half no doubt...who says the fin looking bottom half dosent have a vagina anyway?

Does the fish have teeth?

B

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Either one is fine. you could just use a paper bag on the fish.

Choice A, easily. You've got tits, a human face, and the ability to receive blowjobs and handjobs.

Come on... Seriously? The mermaid is the obvious choice!

I choose the mermaid.... Get her to give me oral!!!

I choose A. Xer0 made some good points; I agree with him.

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Obvious for all of the reasons Xer0 mentions.

Top half. Same reason that fruitmunch had.

the funny part about second one is that it tastes the same whether you kiss the top or bottom :-p

Top half human, no question

I'll just f*ck coconuts with holes in them

The mermaid obviously has a brain...and if she is 12 she wont want to f*ck you. Take the fish with the vagina for easy sex all day long

Lol, nice. A because she'd probably know how to get back to civilization/how to survive on an island, so you could find some real women. Fish top thing would die within moments, not having any way to survive.

your mouth cant get pregnate A!

Can't talk to a fish.

Definitely the regular mermaid. Sure a pussy would be nice but having a f*cking trout staring at you wouldn't.

NSFW, actually, because it's NSFW.

Cut 'em both in half, and cook the fish!

rofl. i'll choose A. bj's ftw

ARGH, I can't decide!!! Umm.. I think I'll have to go for the top half human.

Saw 'em in half and sew the girly parts together of course! Extra credit for Crash Test Dummies!

What a conundrum...

tits

Seriously, now. Would anyone pick the fish-head? That would just be silly.

change the sound back

Mermaid.

Silky, read above. B is the right answer.

A, BJ's and titties... screwing a something with that big freaky fish head would be quite unboner inducing.

I'm takin' the mermaid.

B

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B, even though both halves would smell like fish.

I'll take the regular. Boobs are a must. And there's still the mouth.

You want to look at fishface while blowing your load?

Although the woman top half would nag you all the time

Top half human.

The one on the right, duh.

top-half human.

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blowjobs/boobs/hot mermaid > combination stench of fish, *ss and vagina

"I've got an oral fetish. 'Nuff said." Who the hell doesn't? A FTW.

The only thing you can do with the mermaid is titty f*ck her. The fish doesn't even have any teeth, so it can give better head anyway. =)

I thought "A, duh... wait, omg there's no vagina." *thinks for a sec* "oral ftw"

I think you guys are all forgetting, fish have to reproduce somehow as well. Where do you think fish eggs come from? not like the mermaid doesn't have genitalia

mermaid

A. I'd rather wake up to her that to some fish head in the morning...

mermaid

id go with the human upper body cuz then at least she doesnt smell like fish everywhere

If I can take along a garbage back, B.

IS THIS REAL???????

I just got an inspiration. Cut the bottom off the fish head, and stitch it to another bottom! that way u can oral and f*ck at the same time! And if your not into surgery, go for A. Just incase neither want sex, its easier to catch the mermaid, instead of a fishead with legs. Then u can molest or rape or whatever floats your boat.

Troy McClure would choose the bottom.

I'd go with the one on the right. Fish can't talk.

you suck

Does she have Teeth...lol

Mouth. Definitely. She could also swim for help.

the top cuz theres gotta be some hole on the bottom fish part and as long as the top half is attractive and the bottom half feels attractive then you're good to go

How the f*ck does she urinate?

5 for the image...5 for the song...10 overall, but alas, the voting stops at 5

Tough decision...I'd probably go with number 1 though.

the fish head obviously, i want some pussy

Sex isn't that important. If she can talk, I value that when I'm alone on a desert Island much more than gruesom sex with someone with a fish top. Well, I'm a virgin, so I guess I may not know what I'm missing out on, but it doesn't seem that important to me. Besides, the Mermaid Girl is really pretty. Great, now all the internets know I'm a virgin.

I would choose A. The fish head thing just freaks me out, and I think pussies look disgusting anyway. She could catch food, and maybe even take me to a ship.

nobody likes a liar^^...

I can wait 6 more years. Top- half

I would take the normal mermaid, oral duh lol, and besides, who the f*ck wants to have sex with a fish anyways?

lol what the f*ck

Oh DUDE, you got the "Don't Make Me Choose!" sound from my YTMND (which I got off The Simpsons), put my site in the sound credit, LOL!

Oh yeah, fruitmunch spoke on my behalf....Besides the upper half of the reverse mermaid is f*cking scary

TRICK QUESTION - THEY'RE BOTH GAY

A FOR THE WIN!1

How do you know she's 12? She just may look younger, and physically age slower, like elves do or something.

DAMNIT!!!!!

...why can't you have just a fish?

1 for nudity. Even if tasteful. I just have something against nudity on YTMNDs.

-1

if i was a fish i would explore all over the ocean floor and find buried treasure and not have to worry about holding my breath.

-1

Isn't it obvious?

The mermaid. Even if you can have sex with the fish-head legs, then what? Annoying kids adn a peice of legs with a flopping top half.

5'd for Short Cuts.

I'd have to go with A. Becuase if you're going with B because it has a pussy, that's not much different than saying you'd bang a really ugly chick because "she has a pussy".

I'd say A wins, courtesy of the existence of oral pleasure.

i choose the mermaid...her mouth is just as good!

hahahaha this is what i choose http://whatdoyouchooseoption3.ytmnd.com/

hah yes.... and hands too.. Plust TITTIES!!

B

Hey guys, I think we're forgetting about scale. if mermaids are human size with fish bodies, wouldn't option B be fish size with human legs?

Awesome, choice A.

Fish Pussy = WRONG.

Awesome

Mediocre.

Smells like fish either way.

Top half human. Stick it in her mouth.

Definintly A. Nice to look at and a mouth and hands can work wonders

JAKEMAN

Damn, would hate to have to choose, but I would go with A.

Top half ftw

A. Know why? Anyone heard of H.P. Lovecraft? Shadow over Innsmouth? DEEP ONES?! I don't want to be eaten by Cthulhu :(

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A for the win. just like sew her mouth shut if you dont want to talk with her. and cut the stiches out when you want a BJ.

I'll take Captain Kirk's approach, Photoshop the human legs onto the human body. But for real, A, no discussion.

Best comments ever. Hahahaa

Yeah, A I'm sure there's a hole down there somewhere.

This is a great YTMND! Don't know why it's NSFW though... Also, parodies: http://kirkfails.ytmnd.com/ (I cited you, as requested; thanks for reminding me! :))

Do reverse mermaids have sideways vaginas?

A for great justice. also blowjobs.

ppl, dont forget the ana1 seckss!!!1!

I will have to go with A because B wouldnt be any good if she had a freaking fish head.. LOL

Mermaid, of course.

Mermaid

At no point does the question mention choosing which one to have sexual relations with...it's funny how everyone jumps to that conclusion. With no hesitation---I would choose the mermaid as a companion on this island. It would be for interaction (to prevent insanity), utility (such as getting food or helping me construct shelter) and she is far more appealing to the eyes than that abomination on the right. *You* can have sex with a half-animal if *you* want. I'll stick with behaving like a human though.

-1

zagnut u f*ggy virgin lol (j/k) Mermaid SEx FTW!

the eggs need to come from somewhere... i'll just use that hole!

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I'd have to say A. I can live with just a mouth lol.

A, we know why.

I know which one the Cat would choose. (Red Dwarf Series II. Episode "Better than life" Look it up.)

A

top half for bjs plz

B, the fish can talk (fwap, fwap)

Play with the tits and get a bj. Maybe I can ride her and get off the island! I also agree with Zagnut. Humanity FTW.

Everyone choosing sex is funny, I'd stick with A for the sake of her being more useful than... whatever the hell B is. I wonder if B can even breathe out of water? A has more usefull capabilities as a companion though, so I stick with my choice 5'd

lol hard decision

lol, Kobayahi Maru ftw

a

fruitmunch: seconded.

A... tits + mouth > pussy + ass

I'm more of an explorer than a fornicator so I choose A. The mermaid could teach me to be "part of her world" even without any secks.

FWAP FWAP - A

Um, the mermaid so she can swim you back to civilization right quick.

A. can still give oral!

A of course, I want to f*ck her titties and mouth.

A would likely swim away B would try and drown C is what you all will probobly get

Hmmm... A) is a good choice... but with choice B) you would have to hear the woman constantly bitch while stuck on the island.

the one on the left definetley, she'd have to have a blowhole SOMEWHERE

A, A, a thousand times A. B has nothing going for her other than what we all notice. I would gladly put the modern life behind me and live a stress free life in the middle of the sea with a mermaid. Unless she was an *ssh*le. We have also overlooked the mystical properties of mermaids. If I'm not mistaken all nymphs are proficient spellcasters. On a side note, isn't she a little flat for a mermaid?