The mermaid; mouth can substitute.

+3

the mermaid, shes cute. plus, what would you rather wake up next to, a preety face, or a fish head?

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Ariel

mmmmm, fish head.

A

blowjob plz

Silly. Just silly.

top half, can't talk to a fish. and having sex with a fish headed thing is beastiality.

Want me to upload the whole thing in context or make later another YTMND where it appears in context?

Surprise us.

A

Ok.. I'll do it later today.... Look it up for updates, as I'll link it from here.

"can't talk to a fish" that's a plus. I take the fish because the mermaid looks like she's 12...

PEDOPHILIA VS. BEASTIALITY?! ZOMG TEH ULTIMET BATTEL!!!!11

+2

Whatever one is younger. Hopefully one of them is 12!!!

+2

I'ma f*ck me a fish

I cannot decide.

A

I'd pick B.

A, "The mermaid; mouth can substitute." What fruitmunch said.

left, oral sex ftw

fruitmunch got it. 'Fish head' indeed. :)

A.

great!!!!

Ariel ftw

Mermaid. Far more attractive.

I too vote A.

FWAP FWAP, I'd go B: easier to kill and eat when you inevitably run out of food, plus can't swim away and less bitching. Still smells like fish though.

Pedophilia seems to be in a lead over beastiality. I still can't tell which is which though. Personaly I like tits.

you cant eat mermaids?

hot mermaid..... i cant bring myself to f*ck a fish head.

both?

fish head 1....as i can make babies for meat wen i eat the babies

A: Because B is like a fish with some freak disorder. A is like a human with a freak disorder. Plus I could ask her to give me a ride back to civilization. The fish would just dance around on the island. Also, get this. You would have to f*ck B underwater. Gills.

top half ftw, lmao

Mermaid. No PMS, No trying to kick me in the **** and can hold a conversation. (She looks 12 so sex isn't an option)

-2

mermaid sex... interresting... hope she dont have as much kids as a fish...

Top half... Pussy is good, but not that good...

that question cut into my soul

top. You could communicate with her so she could get you food from undersea if you had trouble surviving. Plus BJ'd for great justice.

^lol

A because blowjobs are great and BECAUSE SHE LOOKS 12 ^_^

The mermaid; mouth can substitute. x2

why the f*ck does everyone want to talk to the mermaid? personally i would f*ck the sh*t out of the fishlips. Put a nice paperbag over her fish-head, add on a picture of elizabeth hurley or some other hot chick and we're good to go. Bonus being: i wouldnt have to listen to mer-bitch talk about celebrities, how her day went and how some other mer-bitch is a slut along with all the other dumb sh*t women talk about. Seriously, A conversation? haha you naive young men.

half of each - chop chop stitch stitch - SHE'S ALL FISH BABY!

mermaid cuz she can blow u and you can tity f*ck her

id pick the pussy, and a large paper bag

Mermaid.

that sample is very loopable, otherwise a 5. and for the record, the top half, but only because i had a bad experience with a fish head back in college. long story...

Holy sh*t, that's a really tough choice! Well, pussy tastes like fish anyway, so I guess I could live with kissing it, too. Bottom half human FTW!

i'd choose the pussy, cut off the fish, and f*ck the dead pussy until it rotted and skin came off on my dick.

I choose A, cuz of the blowjob, handjob, titjob, armpitjob, and hairjob options.

Some of these comments are f*cking classic. 5 for the hilarity.

+2

Top hands down.

"PEDOPHILIA VS. BEASTIALITY?! ZOMG TEH ULTIMET BATTEL!!!!11" 4´d just for that

the bottom half is all i need, the top half is just a talking life support for the vagina ;)

GREAT

I 5 this because people here are getting into serious philosophical debates over how much fish they are willing to f*ck :P

MERMAID ALL THE WAY, dude you can still get head and titty f*ck em, and if your feeling real nasty, im sure they have an opening between the scales somewhere - besides there alot easier to look at

Bottom Half of A, top half of B

bottom half: get "it" pregnant and hopefully the child will come out normal. then you can have sex with teh child

+1

different song but i gotta go with the top

i'd take the one on the right. that way, i could eat the upper fish portion, and keep the part with the vagina for later.

I choose A, cuz of the blowjob, handjob, titjob, armpitjob, and hairjob options. ditto ^

Oops.

A, handjob and blowjob will suffice.

normal mermaid of course

I'll still find a way to fertilize her eggs. XD

5 for crash test dummies and faved also

on second thought I agree with MrApgar...

9V's comment is just disturbing. Pedo/Beast? hard decision for me.

A

5'd for Crash Test Dummies ftw.

Mermaid ftw. I don't think I could lay in bed next to the fish head.

Is it wrong to think "Food until rescue." when looking at either of them?

"bottom half: get "it" pregnant and hopefully the child will come out normal. then you can have sex with teh child"

^ Greatest idea ever. ^

Are you trying to say the mermaid doesn't have a vagina? Because she probably does. And it's always wet. And the fish may have a human vagina, but it still smells like fish.

Mermaid. Only because fish can't talk. Or not properly. And everyone knows that being alone with no one who is human/sentient can lead to insanity. Which is a bad thing on a deserted island. Also she would be able to get me some seafood.

She could catch them right in her mermaid vagina on accident, swimming backward.

I choose the fish for Pussy. Paper bag can help the top half

Top half

A, because B is going to try and eat me.

Like, Humphro said. B would definitely try to eat you. It's a giant f*cking fish with human legs. What do you expect? It would probably have fights with Godzilla and sh*t.

BJs are better than vagina f*cking.

-2

well maybe if the left one didnt look 12, but the right one just needs a trasbag over the top half

A.

The mermaid. She can be communicated with and sent to find help for me..........oh, right. I mean she can blow me.

Yeah, the fishhead can't even give a handjob...

Hello? Deserted island! Where to get a bag to put over B's head. Plus where do you get one big enough to cover it? At least A has other abilities apart from walking and teh sex!!1

The human thighs combined with the fishy upper half combine to make an awesome amount of meals when it comes time for cannibalism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mermaid_Problem

ummm, am I the only one who saw the phrase "Alone" on a desert island? There would be no companion anyway but my hand and my dwindling sanity.

Mermaid!

But with the mermaid you don't have to eat her. She'll find your food for you :) And, if you're cruel enough, you can get her to cook for you :D

+1

If themadjester is right, the question should be: "If you went insane and you started getting hallucinations and you would develop a hallucinated companion, which would you choose?" Well, actually, I would go for B in that situation. Why? Because I obviously went crazy :)

Futurama much?

"top half, can't talk to a fish. and having sex with a fish headed thing is beastiality." why would you want to talk to her?

oh top half by the way.

A

Toilet: Futurama did not invent this joke/dilemma.

It depends, does she use her mouth for constant nagging in A or just sex and good conversation? Because otherwise, I'd rather have silence and 2 perfectly good holes.

B probably can't breathe

On the other hand, B probably can't talk.

bj k thx

well, she probably won't want to give me a blowjob...and I can't get turned on by a fish...I'd go B. I can always put a bag over it's head and dream of the mermaid.

A

Mermaid. She can still give head!

Blowjobs for the rest of my life. Ok.

I choose A. I would have gotten pussy with B

whichever one has more delicious fish meat to eat

also ass. But with A I can get boobs and mouth and a less ugly creature.

A, the mermaid.

That's from a manga series called Short Cuts, I believe.

Mermaid! Like they said.. mouth can substitute very, very well... hmm.. and don't mermaid have an ass? Anyway...

A

I never thought about that....

I can f*ck her face all day, so the human top

good one! i chose A. The fish cant clean itself, thus youre looking at one dirty couche. plus the fact that those legs will grow hair in no time, and the fish has no arms to shave them. im not shavin that sh*t!

A.... No, B. Having a foot fetish just makes this harder!

Siegmund, I have a good recommendation: Look for The Album "The Hard and the Easy" by Great Big Sea, a song called "The Mermaid", and thank me later ;)

Dude, A because B is freaking the hell out of me. WAIT! BETTER IDEA! Get some ugly wench to steal her voice and turn her into a full human. That solves 2 problems at once!

A. Blowjob kk

mermaid. bj's all day!

Ah ah ah, it would be very disappointing to choose A and then find out she's not into oral sex, or worse, she doesn't like you. I suppose it's better to spend a little effort to catch the running fish-head.

also A

you guys are all pigs. make this site NSFW, just because. you dick pig heads make me sick. "yeah, i'd like to have sex with all the women in the world, and get aids while i'm at it!" idiots.

i'll take titties and a bj over fish poon any day

A= hot

A

also, go die in fires. all you pigs think about is sex, you give men, and humans, bad rep for living. how about this; i get each one of you castrated, now which do you chose?

-1

A

I choose jakeman.

I choose Jakeman!!!

haha. nice

I say do some surgery cuit the fish head off the one with bottomhalf human and put the top half on it

A, just because I'd rather have someone to talk to rather than being completely alone. I think in a deserted island situation, sex is a secondary concern :/

Mermaid.

Defintely A. Never desperate enough for B.

awmygad.... thats tricky, =)

Mermaid ftw

b!!!duhh you get pussy and *sshole... f*ck one till its not good and switch it up.

wait... i would pick A because hand job blow job tit f*ck and something to look at... though pussy is amazing

" The mermaid; mouth can substitute." - fruitmunch makes a solid point.

Choice A for me :).

If there was food on the island, Mermaid. If there wasn't, fish. Anyway isn't there a chance the mermaid still has some kind of.. um.. orafice..

"PEDOPHILIA VS. BEASTIALITY?! ZOMG TEH ULTIMET BATTEL!!!!11"

TOP HALF!! Looks>pussy

Fifty, mouth = orifice. Which brings me to my point: bj ftw.

I'd just f*ck the mermaid in the mouth and watch her chock on my cock.

The normal mermaid. A blowjob is fine too, and boobs are good.

Top half human plz.

I've got an oral fetish. 'Nuff said.

ANY KIDS WANT f*ckING?

There's more to do with the top half. Plus the mermaid could go get me as many fish as I wanted with her amazing swimming ability. ...And she could never ask for kids.

A obviously. she can get me some oral lovin', then we can swim to civilization where i can sell her to scientists. you can't tell a fish brained twat where to go!

A, I couldn't f*ck something that looked lovingly at me with a fish face. Also titties...

I choose left because a mermaid still has to have some kind of hole to stick it in down there.

also the one with the fish head has gills so you would always have to do it doggy style with its head in the water and *ss on the beach

A

Apgar makes a good point. With B you can procreate and potentially have normal humans or even top-human mermaids. At the very least you could have more pussies and asses to f*ck.

yeah, top half, she can just give head.

Fwap Fwap? More like fap fap...

ugh....I unno thasa toughy

Yeah mermaid no contest. Oral, tittie f*ck you name it!

MERMAID HOES PUSSY SMELL LIKE PUSSY ANYWAY OLOLOL

I take the mermaid because the mermaid looks like she's 12...

... you all fail at life... lame song and lame discussion...

If there's a mermaid then it's not going to be uninhabited then is it?

Well, the one with the fishhead on the end wont talk much... so you dont have to listen to bitching either :D

Quick bio lesson, if it helps anyone. The fishhead creature is rather awkward, and would have great difficulty hunting, and would soon die of starvation. However, traditionally, mermaids cannot speak, ruling out conversation.

Mermaid. They can suck, and have a hidden pussy anyhow.

In addition, while some have surmised that A may have some kind of "mermaid vagina", if mermaids procreate as fish do, there is no sexual activity... eggs are "sprayed" out a tiny opening. While it may be possible to try to f*ck this opening if you've got a particularly short and narrow penis, the risk of being sprayed with eggs might be a bit unsettling.

Top half, cause the fish would be like *wtf? why r im out watar?*

"Why couldn't she have been one of those other mermaids with the fish part on top and the lady part on bottom?" - Fry

Add quote from Futurama: The Deep South..."Oh, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?"

A

She's got to have an anus around there somewhere. I'm voting for A; But I'll admit, B would at least keep me amused. FWAP FWAP.

Anyway on a deserted island i wouldn't have much time for the mermaid, with the button to push every 108 minutes...

A

Mermaids are mammals. Therefore, they have a womans vagina hidden on them.

i agree mouth

hmmmm, yeah mouth can do it.

I choose the mermaid, blowjobs ftw

wow that's a hard choice. I might have to go with A...

Hmmmm

BJ, FTW

definitely the second one I could care less about fish breath

Top half can still tittie f*ck

Okay, this one is SO left field.

top half

Meh, i'd rather get a blowjob from chick then f*ck a fish.

top half, i agree with the bj consensus

5 for a Ricky Gervais joke.

pfft yeah ha bj's are just as good

top half human

top half ftw lol 5'd luthordoommusic.ytmnd.com

Both, and a team of surgeons.

Mermaid needs bigger tits.

A, because even a mermaid has to poop from somewhere....

Top half human...Giant fish heads are very unpleasant and I can imagine nightmares after sexual relations.

A

Depends if she can give a mean blowjob or not. Top part for now. No blowjob experience = bottom half.

Yea, can I get half of both? I mean, I'd defintely want the bottom half of A and the top of B. :D

A because a fish head is scary to f*ck

Boobies and still no NSFW? YTMND has entered a new high!

mmm top half.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why would you do this to us?!!??! :'''( I guess I would pick... OMG I CAN'T PICK AHHHHHHHH I think I'm gonna go lie down.

A. She's got a mouth.

I knew the comments for this one would not disappoint.

Does it really matter? Mermaids become fully human when they leave the water.

A

The top-halfed chick! I LOVE TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good question. Mermaid's got the looks, but reverse mermaid's got the poon.

regular mermaid, as long as she can give good...uh...stuff... :P

naturally. :) mermaid for the win

I choose option C. All fish.

Mermaid.

DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE!

A

Mermaid, you'll be eating fish with any women...

B

A, and if she starts bitching you can just throw her on the barbeque anyway.

it makes me feel all good inside

A

neither i`d wank it.

If the mermaid had bigger boobs, the vote would be unanimous.

hrrrmmmmm

boobs are boobs. A.

probably A, id make my own hole anyways

Bottom half.

I choose Pikachu!

+1

gay

Mermaid, same reason as 1st

Human top half. The fish is sexy but I like 12 year old girls.

Azored

Definitely the mermaid. a) I can stand looking at her, b) head is good, and c) booooooooobs.

C

I don't get how screwing something that has a fish head is any more or less bestiality that screwing something with a fish bottom, especially since the genetalia goes on the bottom.

A.

top half human, not being able to go past 3rd base > sex with a fish head

"I think in a deserted island situation, sex is a secondary concern" quoted for truth. A lot of people immideately think about sex with this pic/situation, while survival is much more important.

But as I said earlier, I'd choose B if it was a hallucination, because fish headed people in hallucinations always rock!

top half....bj's baby

Change the sound back =/

definetly the mermaid. Id rather get head from a hot girl with a cool fin-thing than f*ck a fish with legs.

5 for Jakeman being a self righteous holier than thou twat.

i'd rather be blown by ariel than have to f*ck a fish.