Fanfiction sucks Toobis loaf indeed. XD/10. Er, 5.

lol, old ytmnd

EMMA WATSON'S VAGINA VIEWCOUNTMND.YTMND.COM

-2 for laughing and spoiling the epicness

XD

*saLUEtes*

probably the greatest story ever written.

Zombie Goatse?

And then John was a zombie.

+1

HAAHHAHAH!

You sound kinda like a sports announcer XD. Anyway, very funny.

there should only be one dramatic reading on this site, and its already been done.

That was so hilarious in so many ways. I laughed out loud about every 15 seconds, good show.

XD

and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from the headcrabs

That was HILARIOUS!!! I want a sequel!!

Oh... God.. That.. was so f*cking funny.. OH GOD.. *falls over laughing*

So he had to go.

this is hilarious

Hahahah, I think its funny you were laughing on some parts.

You didnt read it nearly as badly as it was written.

It is time to end this fives and for all.

best

"You didnt read it nearly as badly as it was written." Thanks?

Best dramatic reading since boomaga's Ebaum emails.

its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother give you a five

Haha, GO GO FREEMAN RANGERS. Is it actually real?

Ive got headcrabs from reading this.

+2

LOL

HAHAHAHA!

Funny, but I don't think the reading actually added much to the humor of the story (like in the Doom Fanfic from a few nights ago)

I tried to downvote, but the final boss stepped on me!

Good find.. But I think the reading was a little unnecessary...

HAHAHAHA goddamn.

LLFTW. Oh, and dear lord, XD.

BECOUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!

+1

Not a great reading, but hilarious nonetheless!

HAHAH SHOT FINAL BOSS IN EYE! PUNCH IN FACE! ahahahhaha zombie goatse!

"I'll get you back evil boss!"

They should make this into a movie with Vin Diesel

Was this read by Mr. Rogers or just some random gay guy.

"NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John walked real fast out.

That my friend was masterful

I will give you a 5 at top of lungs.

BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE

+1

fasf

tl;dl

-1

*shakes head and mutters*

-1

POUNDS 10... I MEAN 5 BUTTON

brilliant

God I f*cking love these so much.

MAX-MAX-MAX-MAX-MAXIMUM RATING!

Nice

*saLUEtes and does a backflip*

*saLUEtes*

Half-Life: Full Life XDXDXD

What the f*ck is this?

lolol

wet to the roof.

reading was funny, but you need to do a better recording.

No, you will be KILL BY DEMONS!

5'd for "aksed"

"you need to do a better recording" I know, but all I've got is a crappy Madcatz headset-mic. Not to mention that 4:40 of higher-bitrate chatter is too big for a YTMND.

i know fanfics suck rite?

People are referencing Doom: Repercussions of Evil. So I made my own rendition: http://media.putfile.com/Doom-Repercussions-of-EVIL I won't make a YTMND of it though (there're 2 already)

To be continued? Greatest To be continued. Ever.

not epic enough

"Greatest To be continued. Ever." I was channeling Ron Burgundy for it. :)

f*cking histerical... you did a good job reading it too. The extra emphasis you put on certain words had me rolling.

This is the first ytmnd that made me laugh out loud like a little girl and cry. you are a pimp.

WHEN IS PART 2???

Ah, that was good.

"WHEN IS PART 2???" Some guy is apparently making a flash version of this, I'm overwhelmed.

i really liked the part where i wrote what part i liked

That was just plain hilarious. I hope to see part 2.

Lawl at John Freeman for being a nub.

John Freeman is not a nub. He's so badass that when he's told by his dying brother to run the hell away, he walks. He walks FAST. He's a POWERWALKING BADASS.

+3

the fact that this sh*t is in the top15 proves that there is no god

-3

The pants were dead!

+3

Boomaga you're not.

-1

unfreakinbelievable

To all downvoters: "u shudnt come here"!

+2

lol

Would have been better with cool music.

Ya got balls, kid.

They need to add a sixth star to the rating system for this.

Man, that was hilarious. I personally didnt like the reading much at all, but the fan fic was funny as hell.

UNIVERSE TIER

"To be continued" sounds exactly like "I'm Ron Burgundy?"

I hate those silly "Epic Readings"; theres only one good....

it was funny when boomaga did it, but turning this into a fad is ridiculously boring

-2

Half Life: Full Life Consequences sounds like a teen pregancy pamphlet.

I wasn't trying to imitate boomaga, this turned up on my forum, I recorded a rendition, a guy tried making a YTMND but failed because the audio was too big, so I compressed the audio and made it myself

+3

I wasn't trying to ham it up like Boomaga, and like I said, my mic sucks. But I did have fun reading it. :)

+3

Awesome dude...LUEshi forever!

Awesome

thanks i could help, bro

props to whoever wrote it

If he didn't have any 'wepon', how did he kill the 'oficer headcrab'. SKEET SKEET SKEET.

other than that, i couldn't find any problems with the story.

And this is why FanFiction sucks balls.

'dis fic is lol.

Internet fanfics are pretty lame but so is reading them or thinking they're funny on an "OMG THIS GUY IS LAME" factor.

dramatic reading fad FTL

TheGreenman is a lamer if he didn't laugh at this.

Since when did people become 'too cool' to laugh at horrible spelling and grammar on the internets. That's just strange.

ROFL

"and the plants were singing" XD

Bwehahaha! "He walked really faster"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD

Wonderfly stoopid

"I cant give you my lisense officer" "Why not?" "Because you are headcrab zombie"

+3

To tell you the truth, I couldn't listen all the way through. It was hurting me.

needs boomagas magic voice

That was awsome, especially the pronounciation of the mispelled words. Well done.

Yeah, boomaga coulda been perfectly used here, but the reader stepped up to the plate and delivered.