what's with the two rape victims on the top left? gtfo

+1

Hot!

And here I thought I was going to regret clicking on this. Gratuitous nudity ftw.

mmm, 2nd to right on the top FTW.

This YTMND delivers.

wow... shouldn't have clicked on this at work :(

best first comment ever.

!!0_0!!

5 for being as advertised and not being tub girl.

The title was misleading. I was expecting, you know, actual elves.

4tw lawl

the chicks on the left belong in a brochure on the terrors of breast implants.

Would have been a 5 except for the two big FAKE sets on the left side. It's a shame to, those girls look good except for the silicon.

Faptastic. But too bad this will go to NSFW... and fake tits on the left...

Correct.

False tits suck. Oh well.

OH MY GOD. GTFO with the anorexic stripper/coke fiends on the top left.

5/5 FRIEND!

its going to be a nice christmas

This is neither funny nor creative. But ah well I came.

Woah.

merry christmas

what's up with the weirdo with the metal 'cones'? what a loser

5'd but -1 for the ginger chick

What the heck is an explantatiuon? If it's a street term for oral sex, I beg to differ.

This site is disgusting and creepy and wrong, If these women were your mothers would you be examining their breasts?

wow you searched for "christmas porn" on google, congratulations

Wonder if Santa gave them their fake tits for Christmas...

fap fap. . . and fap

i was expected horribleness as well, what a pleasant surprise.

upper left one has freaky boobs. Damn fakes.

Ill 3 this site. although i enjoy boobies, its a fairly cheap way to go for a rating.

i like them to play with my toys

5 , great find !

only two cute girls

Those who didn't five this: you're f*gs.

OMG BOOBS God you kids need to get out more.

OMG, that redhead on the bottom right is SO GORGEOUS.

Hoe hoe hoes

lol @ 1st comment

Wow wow wee wow!

O.O

nice

WHY IS THERE A CHILD!

Jesus Christ those are some awful boobs.

Sarah Blake is front row, second from left. Don't ask me how I know.

Dude, I thought it would be a sick joke, and then I saw this. I love you. PS I just realized I have this picture too. heh.

There's only 1 attractive one, and you covered up a couple with text.

Zing!

wow, top left had a pretty bad boob job

" fails for hideous false tits on the right" I think you mean left

Oh god they're ulgy

And now I remember why I made my Instant 5 site.

5 for BNL...and BNL

where's the goatse :(

I'd like to ride in their open sleighs...

-2 for two bad boob jobs.... COME ON ! there has to be some better and raunchier x-mas pr0n/nudity out there!

some are very saggy

-1 for fake tits

wasnt this from Mean Girls?

5 because it gave me a boner ^.^

Bottom right is the only one I'd pick, maybe another but some of them look ugh.

NWS YOU BASTARD ^__^

second from right, bottom row plzkthx. the rest of them, ehhhh, except maybe the bottom second from left

WTF...they let an asian into the party where she doesn't belong, and then she has to be the only one to cover up with metal nipple covers...replace with a white bitch!

This would have been 5'ed, but unforunatly, upper left 2 have some wall-eyed freaky fake boobs. second from lower left though, MINE.

Hot! indeed

Because when I think "tits", I think "ytmnd."

tit implants for the f*cking lose. fail

aweosme

Post the link for the image please? Im trying to find out the girls name top row second from the right... :P I gave +5 for teh Bewbs, however, we all went to High School, try to be more creative next time, add some spice :)

that cured my monday blues

HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!

I was seriously expecting some deformed midget/tubgirl type crap. 2 stars for proving my exspectations wrong, +3 stars for the girl on the top right, the one on the bottom 2nd from the left, and the girl on the bottom 3rd from the left. -1 for most of the rest and their sh*tty boob jobs.

5d 5d5d 5d!!! the best thing ive seen all day

lol,go nudity! Btw,the last girl on the left side has fake breasts(yes,they are very fake,look close!XD)All the others are natural:-p

yay boobs!

i wuold like to point out there are ake titties on the left hand side

boobies=5

delivers

Ho Ho Hos!

That is quite hot. ftw

If I want porn, I can go somewhere other than ytmnd.

They're not naked, douchebag, they're topless. Gods, I wish people would get that straight...

Those two in the top left are disgusting. When you can see a chicks rib cage they should not have boobs the size of my face. Also 1 for lack of effort and lack of funny.

2 for not being NEDM and plus 1 for titties.

i thought it was going to be male midgets. way to dissapoint me asshat.

I want the Ariel please

explantatiuon puease

F*ck, I came.

WHERE IS MY MIDGET PORN? Where is my midget porn? wHERE IS MY MIDGET PORN?

crop the 5 on the left out of the picture

Asian with tin-foil tits FTW.

You should cite the artist. It's BNL's version. Also as others have mentioned, the two on the top left = DO NOT WANT, but 8/10 reduces to 4/5, so congratulations.

Fake tits > Flat, flappy ones on top right.

I'd go with the one in the bottom right with the ribbons...she's got the best bod by far. Those chicks in the upper left though are kinda scary...like they're anorexic or something.

u nerds are complainin about tits... lol

If someone wanted porn, couldn't they just search for it? Why do we need this on YTMND? Let alone the front page? This YTMND is cashing in on two things: The kids who are like "OMG BOOBS FIVE!" and the fact that you are able to put "Christmas" in the keywords to get it on the front page.

Too many fake tits on the left.

thank you.

creepy asian woman...-2

text totally not necesarry.

I'm giving this 5 stars b/c it started a conversation with my girlfriend about which boobs I liked and she wondered which nipples looked like hers. We both thought the girl on the bottom right was just about there.....but what was with the two fakers on the left? But thanks, you have driven my relationship one notch further...hooray!

delicious. ( . )( . )

why did you pic that versino of jingle bel-OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR!!

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!!!!!!!!!!!

i feel bad for chicks with no breasts. THe one with the fakes looks awful.....I think even no tities is better than bad looking implants....they just look too perfect

This deliverssss

most of them have sucky tits lol

good for the soul

wow. ya know, i actually thought it would end up being naked old men sucking each other. thank science i was wrong.

top left two woof

what else do you expect from ytmnd

omg elf tits fap fap fap

Goddammit, i was looking forward to goatse! What the hell is this sh*t?!

Holy crap the front right girl is insanely white. Like her chest has never been exposed to the sun. EVER.

I am amused by the simplicity of this game. Bring me your finest meats and cheeses.

Omg.. the site is back.

Dibs bottom right

Broke ho's is a no-no.

Redhead on the bottom right, then brunette on the top, 4th from the right, then blonde on the bottom, far right.

ho ho ho...

the two on the left with the giant fate ugly boobs are stupid as hell for getting those stupid looking things put in

I was expecting polend.

http://vote5polandmachine.ytmnsfw.com/

-2; obvious tan lines = BAD.

the one on the top left had f*cked up tits man.

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO

O creativity.

Anybody who likes "How To Prank a Telemarketer" on the theory that it brings new traffic to YTMND better not downvote this site if they wish to come off as coherent, since softcore porn sure as hell has the power to bring in new traffic as well. Hell, taking that theory to its logical conclusion, YTMND should allow for uploading of hardcore porn, since that will undoubtedly bring new traffic to YTMND and give the site greater exposure.

i've never seen boobs before 5

GOD DAMN IT IT WON'T LET ME VOTE 1 :(

"right now, seven nerds are wacking off." most accurate description of this site.

NEEDS BIGGER LETTARS

http://omgxmaspornihatenerds.ytmnd.com/

also, TITTIES!

you should remake this with everyone on the left deleted out. then id fav

pasties ft1

The asian has robot nipples

also, c*cks

you....win... so much.... fap fap fap

how much f*cking longer do I have to see this sh*tty attempt at eroticism, because crack-whores really aren't that sexy

Chick on the bottom left has Kano nipples. FINISH HIM!!!!!

i call the blonde chick on the bottom right kneeling down.

Now I have to clear my damn cache at work! THANKS! :^D

awesome?

DON'T TEMPT ME, FRODO!

Holy Tits. will this get removed if its top 15?

Only two sets of worthwhile boobs there.

I came here expecting elves, 2nd biggest letdown with first being elfporn.com getting shut down

Well actually, You forgot Poland.

Absolutely nothing creative about this site.

yeah

THIS ISN'T A F*CKING PORN SITE, IF I WANTED PORN I KNOW WHERE THE F*CK TO FIND IT. GET YOUR SH*T OFF YTMND YOU MORON. THIS ISN'T A F*CKING PORN SITE, IF I WANTED PORN I KNOW WHERE THE F*CK TO FIND IT. GET YOUR SH*T OFF YTMND YOU MORON. THIS ISN'T A F*CKING PORN SITE, IF I WANTED PORN I KNOW WHERE THE F*CK TO FIND IT. GET YOUR SH*T OFF YTMND YOU MORON. THIS ISN'T A F*CKING PORN SITE, IF I WANTED PORN I KNOW WHERE THE F*CK TO FIND IT. GET YOUR SH*T OFF YTMND YOU MORON. THIS ISN'T A F*CKING PORN SITE, IF I WAN

and now my bells are jingling.

omgs you posted PORNZ. HERE IS YOUR MUCH DESERVED 5, BECAUSE THAT WAS A WHOLE LOT OF WORK. Dumbass.

five for sarah blake

lmao, the top left one has a seriously f*cked up boob job.

YAY for christmas tits! and sarah blake :D only f*ggots would complain about this being on ytmnd. dont click on it if you dont want to see it. I expect u could figure out that Naked Hot Santa Elves is something porn.

Holy sh*t, no wonder santa's still alive

top right is charlie laine for anyone who cares.

omg no shirts

Top left = Worst Tits Ever!

boobs

Some look fake, Some look raped, Some look anorexic. 3

Merry Christmas!

the text is blocking one of them

It's a trap? This obviously took you no effort at all, but i'm impressed that my click wasn't wasted!

Was expecting something loud and obnoxious. Greeted by boobs aint such a bad thing tho.

lmao at the one bitch wearing pasties.

O RLY?

what ever happened to ytmnd's dignity.... is funny being replaced with tits?

ytmnd is not for porn. The worst part is that these sites get 5s all over, because of all the obese nerds who can't help but go 'OMFG BOOBIES 5 5 5 5 5 5"

Like I've never seen tits before.

They're all anorexic. Having ribs stick out of your skin is NOT sexy.

10 fatties for the ytmnd wolves

2. I can go elsewhere for porn. This isn't even humor.

hot

hahaha these nerd lingers who are like "I could get better somewhere else" No Sh*t? Nice picture, and for you geek - faces out there. Get a life, or atleast, loosen up. My God some of you are almost as uptight as harrisongantz

w00t

niiiceeee

probably wouldve been funnier if it actually was a trap. ITS A TRAP ITS A TRAP ITS A TRAP

some of them are hot, 4 starwies

I can tell you put a lot of effort into this. It's not even good porn.

I'D LIKE TO STUFF THEIR STOCKINGS

man that's some botched boob jobs on the top left... i can smell the meth breath from here

ok, hot but not worthy of top viewed

-3 for albino bewbs

i should kill myself for hitting the wrong button

Heh, and here I thought this would be a joke site. Go porn!

We're one step away from a porn site.

You get almost a solid 4 stars for posting tits ? I DO need an "explantatiuon." Have one ready by tomorrow, no more than 250 words, to read in front of the class.

/win and 5 to counter the f*gs that downvote boobies, and btw guys(blizzard), stfu

if i wanted to see this at this moment, i would go else where

Gay.

Mid top right and bottom far right=whoamg

What the hell?! xD!! I made this almost 8 months ago when I was freaking bored and now it's a top viewed during Christmas time? F*cking awesome!

Wow, Santa is a special guy if he offers free implants and tanning salons...

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oh, that's why santa's so jolly.

"hahaha these nerd lingers who are like "I could get better somewhere else" No Sh*t? Nice picture, and for you geek - faces out there. Get a life, or atleast, loosen up. My God some of you are almost as uptight as harrisongantz" YOU'RE a nerd for giving this 5 stars.

"/win and 5 to counter the f*gs that downvote boobies, and btw guys(blizzard), stfu" F*gs? More like people who actually have a life and don't give 5 stars to anything that has tits.

OH! WOW! PORN! this is an AWESOME site!

Created on: 2006-05-15 ---- WHat I want to know is why you made a christmas site back in May???

Extreme ugliness on the two top left, and the one third from the right. What's with the pasties on the one on the bottom left? And god, I hate tan-lines. Oh, and Google isn't a source.

-2 for the two hideous ones on the left

waawaaweewa!

Check out the fakies on the anorexic chick on the left. Bahahah! Keep your shirt on you whore.

the two on the top left have really gross fake ones

w/e NUBS teh best tits are on the bottom right and u know it

the not hot ones make the somewhat hot ones look hotter.

drop lika craka on raisen bran

sarah blake and charlie lane FTW!

sauce ._.

damn shame some of those have fake breast bah

^^ best kind! well... Until they get saggy.

looks like all of them got hit with a bat... would be a 1 but the fact that you said 'hot' in the title made me laugh. irony FTW