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| Site Title: | My Guverment. By Dan Quayle, age 43. | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | danquaylewtf.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | YMTND | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-05-05 23:32:47 | ||||||||||
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| I don't see anything funny about this. | ||||||
| REPRESENT the representative government that represents the represented citizens seeking representation! | ||||||
| manbearpig? | ||||||
| He was the original "George W. Bush" | ||||||
| There's really nothing wrong, factually or grammarically, with what he's saying... | ||||||
| Meh, typical politco speach. I've heard worse. | ||||||
| There are better Quayle quotes. | ||||||
| wtf is the point of this ytmnd? | ||||||
| the f*ck is he talking about? | ||||||
| "Potatoe" FTW | ||||||
| Dan Quayle was cool | ||||||
| It was the teacher who mispelled potato as potatoe on the flash card. Stupid teachers! LOL! | ||||||
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| I second karmaghost! He was the calm before the storm... | ||||||
| The sad thing, 9/10ths of the people who go to ytmnd probably don't know who Dan Quayle is. | ||||||
| ^ Sure we do. He's the guy that killed Manbearpig. | ||||||
| lololololol | ||||||
| lol @ a few comments above. | ||||||
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| My governments governing government governs governly gov... potatoe. | ||||||
| LOL @ Dan Quayle's typical crap. There are better quotes from him though. | ||||||
| sickening | ||||||
| And our president is worse than this. Great times. A majority of the people are retards. | ||||||
| It's time for the human race to enter the solar system! - Dan Quayle | ||||||
| The government knows what it represents cause it knows what it doesn't represent. | ||||||
| "There's really nothing wrong, factually or grammarically, with what he's saying..." ... or gramatically, either... | ||||||
| Everything he said was true. | ||||||
| 5 cause americans are dumb. | ||||||
| Eh, it's funny, but Bush is worse and my governor is Arrrnold. Quayle I can live with. | ||||||
| I am SO sooper Serial | ||||||
| What the f*ck is going on this week...the top site areas have been populated with absolute f*cking garbage. | ||||||
| lol. | ||||||
| 5 for being new -1 for youre name | ||||||
| "There's really nothing wrong, factually or grammarically, with what he's saying..." hahaha what a comment | ||||||
| 5'd, if this didn't make any sense, but it did unless you're a retarded biased democrat. so 1'd | ||||||
| Yes, Dan Qualye was, indeed, a poor public speaker. | ||||||
| It's not that he's wrong, dumb ass, it's that he's repetitive. If Einstein had said: | ||||||
| "Energetic energy that energizes is equilaterally equal to the speeding speed of illuminating light squared (i.e. to the power of two)" He wouldn’t be wrong but would still sound retarded. | ||||||
| agreed. | ||||||
| my anus is bleeding | ||||||
| See you become the man of the Hole of a donut. | ||||||
| Redundancy for the win | ||||||
| I LOLed. | ||||||
| He was never MY vice-president. England FTW.
Furthermore, this wasn't funny | ||||||
| This man was smarter than our current President... we're f*cked. | ||||||
| You get a one! | ||||||
| *goes up to chalkboard* It's spelled wrong! *writes an "e" after the word 'potato'* | ||||||
| You win 4 internets. Now go spread the good word about our governments! | ||||||
| Our government, like many governments, is governed in governing, then governs and governed by goveners then RUN!!! *kicks down podium* | ||||||
| Sounds like Bush. | ||||||
| Old sound bite. Joo lose. | ||||||
| Not sure if I'm correct, because he speaks in riddles, but did he just basically say the UK is a dictatorship? | ||||||
| Potatoe | ||||||
| I was expecting to hear "horsedick" You get a 5 for not having that. | ||||||
| Some governments govern in a very govermently manner, that is representitive of a representitive democracy that represents us to our representitive government and uh... George can I go now, I'm scared. | ||||||
| http://within.ath.cx/ | ||||||
| Wow, how can anyone so pathetically unintelligent be a vice-president? | ||||||
| its like john madden explaining football | ||||||
| Dan Quayle once said "I have made good decisions in the past. I have made good decisions in the future." lol. | ||||||
| he's an idiot but he's still smarter than bush. | ||||||
| I give you a 1 because your name sucks -.-' | ||||||
| Dan Quayle was awesome. | ||||||
| He was just trying to be like the tomahawk missile, but failed. | ||||||
| "We hold these evidences to be self truths" | ||||||
| Wow, I'm not even sure why this is in top 15. I just thought some people might find it funny. Some don't. If you're one of them, then deal, I wasn't the one who put this up on top 15. | ||||||
| -4 | ||||||
| Politician making a fumbled speech. So what else is new? | ||||||
| Doesn't even begin to compare to "Fool me once, shame on you... can't get fooled again." Or "nukular." Or "I am the decider." Or any one of a thousand other Bushisms. At least Quayle was only the VICE-president. | ||||||
| Dan Quayle knows where is he is by knowing where he isn't. | ||||||
| Don't mind me asking, but how is George Bush an idiot? Because he got C's at Yale? I'd like to see you try to get D's in Yale. | ||||||
| i have something in my brain that automatically tunes out politicians | ||||||
| This gets four white stars. | ||||||
| If you heard what Bush say today... | ||||||
| He's totally repetitive...and by repetitive... I mean he's a repetitive person. | ||||||
| Dan Quayle is an idiot. | ||||||
| Seriously, that makes perfect sense. He's talking about universal freedoms (even from those who were once oppressed) | ||||||
| This is petty, Can't get your peeps in so you badmouth the people who do get elected. If an idiot can defeat your canidate that says somethings horrably wrong with your canidate. | ||||||
| you won't get a lot of upvotes for this, the majority of ytmnders aren't even old enough to tell you who clintons vice was | ||||||
| Not as good of a leader as Josef Stalin. | ||||||
| nothing he said had anything wrong with it... | ||||||
| so they were both retarded?
who is not retarded in this sh*t?? | ||||||
| Dan quail lol | ||||||
| Oh come on, Dan Quayle said things WAAAAAAAAAAAY stupider than that :P | ||||||
| i think he said a form of the words government, people, or represent for every other word. | ||||||
| My dad went to highschool with him. True story. 1'd. | ||||||
| Yet more bashing by the Left, regarding the only issue they can come up with - a Conservative politician's grammatical skills.
End yourself. | ||||||
| Confusing | ||||||
| Al Gore killed manbearpig guys. Two different vice presidents :( | ||||||
| Maybe if you did not skip class to masturbate to homosexual pornography so often you would understand what he was saying. | ||||||
| topical humor is funny | ||||||
| Im a lib, but what he was (trying to)say was reminicent of how this country used to be. A lot more than what comes out of washington today. | ||||||
| i see a new fad
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| Speaking well does not a good person make :( Hitler spoke pretty damn well. | ||||||
| po-tat-oes po-tat-oes. | ||||||
| In conclusion, Our government is unlike any other government, which our representatives represent us, unlike the other governments, which don't have representatives that represent them. | ||||||
| ^___^
Glad to see a political joke on this site that isn't "omg i h8 bush & luv green day!"
And the title alone gets a 5 rofl. | ||||||
| Dan quayle was the V.P. TWENTY f*ckING YEARS AGO | ||||||
| So what? | ||||||
| "Dan quayle was the V.P. TWENTY f*ckING YEARS AGO" They're realizing that the repeatedly recycled George Bush jokes are getting old, so they turn to another political figure. Problem is that it's not a current political figure, so therefore, it fails. The | ||||||
| -The end. | ||||||
| Oh come on, you can do better than that. Dan Quayle had four years that rivals even Bush II's eight for quotes. | ||||||
| I love current events! | ||||||
| buttsecks | ||||||
| Who are the people defending this man, Dan Quayle's fan club? Being a republican doesn't mean you have to be blind to the ignorance of all other republicans. Dan Quayle was not a smart guy, that doesn't mean all republicans are idiots. Also, I don't a | ||||||
| do me a favore
explain why he is soo smart | ||||||
| YTMND | ||||||
| Dan Quaylef*cking owns, I would never suck his dick | ||||||
