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Site Title: Die Hard: With a Censorship
Site Domain: melonfarmer.ytmnd.com
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mattdh12
Created on: 2006-04-28 17:24:00
Image Origin: die hard with a vengeance on tv
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melonfarmer

Description: i was watching die hard with a vengeance on tv. instead of blanking out motherf*cker like any normal station would, it decided to replace it with melonfarmer.
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2006-04-28 17:24:52
 
win
2006-04-28 17:25:12
 
I don't get it but its still pretty funny on its own, is 'brothers' supposed to say "something else"?
2006-04-28 17:25:31
 
Die Hard = win
2006-04-28 17:26:39
 
I am highly offended. My grandparents were melonfarmers. It was not an easy life, but after all, somebody's got to farm the melons.
+1
2006-04-28 17:33:37
 
lmao, so good
2006-04-28 17:33:44
 
reminds me of the TBS Something About Mary line "Frogging Ashmoe"
2006-04-28 17:38:16
 
lol, melonfarmer
2006-04-28 17:39:26
 
K that's 5
2006-04-28 17:41:44
 
lmao, coming out of his mouth makes it even funnier
2006-04-28 17:42:37
 
Need to find higher quality pic, and tile it for a 5 from me.
-1
2006-04-28 17:44:55
 
^ that would be nice, but funny and follows the pst theory
2006-04-28 17:50:18
 
el oh melonfaming el
2006-04-28 17:54:22
 
dude, youve GOT to use the screenshot os when hes wearing the sign "I HATE EVERYONE" instead of "I HATE n****rS"
2006-04-28 17:56:17
 
2006-04-28 17:57:53
 
^ That would be superb
2006-04-28 17:59:59
 
win for the melonfarmer
2006-04-28 18:01:21
 
omg
2006-04-28 18:02:15
 
I small a melonfarmer fad...
2006-04-28 18:03:16
 
*Smell...
2006-04-28 18:04:42
 
"dude, youve GOT to use the screenshot os when hes wearing the sign "I HATE EVERYONE" instead of "I HATE n****rS"" hahaha i didnt even notice that
2006-04-28 18:06:03
 
i mean ive never heard of that
2006-04-28 18:06:54
 
lmfao
2006-04-28 18:07:26
 
lol fx
2006-04-28 18:10:29
 
once i can get the ss with the sign ill change it to that
2006-04-28 18:11:11
 
melonfarmer ahahahahahahahahaah!
2006-04-28 18:18:18
 
Haha, I was watching die hard the other day and laughed my *ss off when I first heard melonfarmer.
2006-04-28 18:18:44
 
I watched that!!!! The censorship is golden.
2006-04-28 18:30:16
 
LOL reminds me of the edited version of Scarface..."This town is like a great big chicken, just waiting to be plucked." Or "Where you'd get that scar...eating pineapple?" :)
2006-04-28 18:33:50
 
2006-04-28 18:34:48
 
Top 15, FTW.
2006-04-28 18:35:31
 
What the hell, did this get a third go around on up and coming?
2006-04-28 18:40:09
 
Yup, it's that popular.
2006-04-28 18:42:44
 
lawl
2006-04-28 18:49:16
 
in at least one of the TV versions of Die Hard 2 at the end McClain says "Yippie Ki Yi Yay, Mister Falcon"
2006-04-28 18:56:04
 
lol
2006-04-28 18:59:11
 
lol @ black man mentioning farming mellons, water mellons no doubt
2006-04-28 23:11:31
 
awesome, good luck on finding that screenshot! this could be a great fad. some suggestions: big lebowski's "they peed on your valued (f*cking) rug" or Die Hard's "yippie kiyiyay, doctor jones (motherf*cker)"
2006-04-30 08:51:57
 
FUNNY CENSORING FAD INCOMING
2006-04-30 08:54:04
 
The sandwich board that 'Bruce Willis (I)' wore while filming in Harlem said "I hate everyone" rather than the more racist version that appears in the film. The sign was changed with CGI in postproduction to read "I Hate n****rs", though the "I hate every
2006-04-30 08:55:05
 
one" version is used for some television broadcasts of the film. - http://www.imdb.com/
2006-05-02 13:46:45
 
So you sit there recording everything you watch on TV hoping something unfunny will appear that you can post on the internet? Is that what you do?
2006-05-02 14:03:23
 
they used to show it almost every day.
2006-05-19 15:26:35
 
faved!
2006-05-19 19:05:39
 
thats melonfarmer terrible.
2006-06-18 14:31:44
 
lmao melonfarmer
2006-06-20 09:36:10
 
lol, melonfarmers
2006-06-20 09:37:23
 
Also 5's
2006-06-21 01:12:31
 
lolz
2006-06-23 01:00:17
 
Diehard2 "Yippe kai ay ***Edit with a mexicans voice*** Meester Falcon"
2006-06-24 19:03:32
 
melon farmer? lol
2006-07-05 02:46:22
 
Big Lebowski: Have you ever f*cked a stranger in the ass!? turns to "Have you ever met a stranger in the Alps?"
2006-07-08 07:27:14
 
The funniest TV version to me was Die Hard 2 when Bruce Willis has a 10 second rant inside the Airport Control Tower, Its dubbed by somebody that doesnt sound anything like Willis. Hysterical.
2006-07-08 16:01:22
 
Hahaha I've seen that before.
2006-07-08 16:02:24
 
Id like to know what movie Sam Jackson says "melon farmer" in.
2006-07-09 23:58:32
 
Melonfarmer? Wow...
2006-07-13 02:25:27
 
you melonfarmer
2006-07-13 15:54:42
 
I remember seeing this. 5.
2006-07-15 13:54:22
 
5'd
2006-07-16 18:07:59
 
thats why u cant watch rated R movies on tv. mellonfarmer, mudpucker, mathteacher, we've heard them all.
2006-07-17 09:06:34
 
LOL!
2006-07-20 03:09:14
 
Censorship sucks.
2006-07-24 00:08:20
 
"There's melon farmer snakes on the melon farmer plane! Melon farmer!"
2006-07-24 07:39:40
 
AHAAHAHAHAAANAHNAAHNA
2006-07-25 23:14:33
 
Irony, because the FCC doesn't even have any control over cable. Censorship fails.
2006-07-27 23:37:31
 
I'm sick of all these melonfarming snakes on this melonfarming plane!
2006-07-28 18:07:05
 
wow....melon farmer...he could have at least said mother freaker lol
2006-07-31 07:32:00
 
melonfarmer?
2006-07-31 07:34:45
 
OMG LOL im still laughing.
2006-08-01 17:39:47
 
"Irony, because the FCC doesn't even have any control over cable. Censorship fails." - but funding sponsorship does
2006-08-09 13:19:17
 
those dumb mothertruckers!
2006-08-11 14:58:19
 
That was random..
2006-08-11 15:01:58
 
LOL!!!!!
2006-08-14 01:46:52
 
melon farmer!! sweet!! *grabs some melons*
2006-08-18 21:38:22
 
I'd like it more if it was just "You racist melonfarmer".
2006-08-25 17:54:14
 
You called moi a dipstick?
2006-08-26 10:09:03
 
5'd for melonfarmer.
2006-08-28 16:49:36
 
i lol'd
2006-08-28 21:12:56
 
Enough is enough, I've had it with these melonfarming snakes on this melonfarming plane!
2006-08-30 14:28:30
 
ur gay
2006-09-22 13:43:14
 
http://www.myspace.com/drl337
2006-11-05 23:49:57
 
melon farmer rofl
2006-11-07 14:57:35
 
YOU MELONFARMER HOW DARE YOU SAY MELONFARMER TTHHAATTSSRRAACCIISSTT IMA CHARGIN MY LAZZAH!!!! IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH!!! *[55555555555555555555555555555555555555555
-1
2006-12-10 16:59:23
 
That's too melonfarmin' hilarious right there!
2006-12-10 17:00:24
 
That's too melonfarmin' hiliarious right threr!
2006-12-10 17:01:25
 
That's melonfarmin' hilarious right there!
2007-01-02 13:18:42
 
I WANT THESE ME*LONFARMING SNAKES OFF THIS M*LONFARMING PLANE!
2007-01-03 03:51:23
 
Heh, american tv is hilarious. You get "melonfarmers" and yet (in NY at least) you see this one channel with porn on it in the middle of the day XD 5'd cuz it's funny.
2007-01-05 06:47:18
 
5'd for die hard
2007-01-05 06:50:23
 
Oh man, I was watching some joe peschi movie where they were doing that redub censor crap. It made the movie that much more entertaining.
2007-02-06 08:28:11
 
I love how samuel l. jackson is more racist than bruce willis in that movie
2007-06-05 15:56:43
 
I remember seeing this..5'd