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Site Title: Semi-epic Picard Manuever
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Created on: 2006-04-23 10:52:21
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2006-04-23 10:54:16
 
lolololol not 1337!!!
2006-04-23 10:55:32
 
Give him a break, he's an old man. Nice contrast from the Geordi Maneuver, though.
2006-04-23 11:02:15
 
Truly semi-epic. :p
2006-04-23 11:03:35
 
check the end of first contact; Picard is relatively ripped for an old man. And its epic because Picard is the one doing it.
2006-04-23 11:04:05
 
That's why he's the captain.
2006-04-23 11:07:17
 
that gets a 13, the 37 are lost when he fails to barrel roll.
+2
2006-04-23 11:07:48
 
HA
2006-04-23 11:08:29
 
Picard has a lot of experience avoiding his garage door.
2006-04-23 11:09:17
 
HAHAHAHAHA 5!!!
2006-04-23 11:10:22
 
Whoa whoa, *that* was borderline epic. Don't push it, Picard.
2006-04-23 11:13:04
 
Haha, nice contrast. :D
2006-04-23 11:13:51
 
Horrible.
-1
2006-04-23 11:19:35
 
f*ck you spotz...jealous much? This is gold wrapped in platinum encrusted with diamonds held and lightly coated with your mom's vaginal juices.
+5
 
2007-06-06 22:40:01
 
This comment deserves an award.
2006-04-23 11:20:27
 
WIN
2006-04-23 11:26:56
 
hahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahaha
2006-04-23 11:29:22
 
I'm no Trekkie, but this fad is awesome
2006-04-23 11:30:04
 
i smell a fad!
2006-04-23 11:32:03
 
Semi-epic maneuvers are even funnier than epic maneuvers!
2006-04-23 11:32:03
 
hahah geordi is still the epic master
2006-04-23 11:34:34
 
OMG IF YOU GIVE THIS A 1 SOMEONE WILL DOWNVOTE YOU ALERT THE INTERNET
-1
2006-04-23 11:34:39
 
truly mediocre
-1
2006-04-23 11:36:01
 
Oh no! The dry ice is melting!
2006-04-23 11:36:24
 
Geordi rolls, Picard... ducks?
2006-04-23 11:36:35
 
mehness
-1
2006-04-23 11:36:37
 
lol
2006-04-23 11:36:57
 
LOLOLOL!!! Brilliant. 5+++++++
2006-04-23 11:39:27
 
lol
2006-04-23 11:41:20
 
C'mon guys, HE'S FRENCH! He's lucky to do that. No offense to the French I love your crappy snail foods.
2006-04-23 11:42:52
 
YES
2006-04-23 11:44:30
 
There should definetly be one of these for every member of the Star Trek cast because it's so goddamn hilarious every time.
2006-04-23 11:49:20
 
rofl...
2006-04-23 11:50:36
 
oh man, if he had done like a f*ckin roll under that - it would have been classic non-stop hilarity lol - 5 :D
2006-04-23 11:51:13
 
"OMG IF YOU GIVE THIS A 1 SOMEONE WILL DOWNVOTE YOU ALERT THE INTERNET"______________________________Go wack of to your "furries" porn f*gboy.
-1
2006-04-23 11:55:08
 
rolling wouldv'e been too dramatic for picard and it wouldve been so stylish it would've melted our tvs.
2006-04-23 12:06:32
 
Ya'll just jealous.
2006-04-23 13:17:12
 
Wow, that was indeed Semi-epic. Picard needs more experience with closing doors to pull off something more action-packed.
2006-04-23 13:19:11
 
Hahaha.... He tries...
2006-04-23 13:58:18
 
HA! Bravo!
2006-04-23 14:39:04
 
lol. Semi-epic indeed
2006-04-23 15:29:03
 
HAHAHA. Oh man. SO funny
2006-04-23 17:29:35
 
Well its not in Picard's nature to do the Epic Manuever when he can simply crouch run... although he could be involved in the Chasing fad with that move
2006-04-23 17:41:32
 
looks like hes getting off the SNL stage after a performance
2006-04-23 17:53:54
 
i laughed haha
2006-04-23 19:14:00
 
haha
2006-04-23 20:36:21
 
PICARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-04-23 21:44:07
 
But Picard has a maneuver already! You still get a 5.
2006-04-23 22:34:37
 
FREAKIN PICARD!!!!!!
2006-04-23 23:19:54
 
hahahahaha why didn't geordi do that
2006-04-24 02:48:05
 
Very semi-epic. The title is what makes it great.
2006-04-24 03:02:02
 
The only thing I like about it is that it's like the geordi one, but lame. Lame on purpose, I mean
2006-04-24 21:59:30
 
Whoops. Here's your 5
2006-04-25 02:41:52
 
Great, almost as good as the Epic Geordi
2006-04-25 11:19:56
 
truly, that was semi epic
2006-04-25 22:35:28
 
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
2006-04-26 06:05:17
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. but honestly i think its only funny if youve seen the first. cuz in the first one the wall was falling even SLOWER and he ROLLED. now THAT was FUNNY.
2006-04-26 11:02:33
 
superbe
2006-04-26 12:16:47
 
i lol'd
2006-04-26 15:59:11
 
Damn... you beat me to it!
2006-05-02 17:28:45
 
Guys he wasn't trying to escape the door, is trying to escape the couple of metric tons of dry ice special-effect C02 that is billowing out from the ceiling. 5.
2006-05-03 20:29:44
 
lol, "semi-epic" - i love it
2006-05-03 23:14:44
 
lol
2006-05-05 19:33:11
 
Challenge: use "semi-epic" in a sentance today. Well played.
2006-05-06 18:41:35
 
semi epic, but a epic lol
2006-05-07 18:26:11
 
rofl I don't know why this made me laugh so freaking hard hahahaha.
2006-05-07 21:42:57
 
that isnt very epic
2006-05-10 01:35:51
 
Lol that lowering door is pure evil! I thought the music was from Konan (the Ahnold movie)
2006-05-10 02:43:59
 
lol the name made me 5 this
2006-05-10 18:50:24
 
LOL
2006-05-11 16:49:18
 
such a half-assed maneuver XD
2006-05-13 19:13:52
 
Better than Geordi's crap.
2006-05-14 05:16:30
 
Yeah, there's no need for Geordi's rolling!
2006-05-14 13:32:51
 
semi-dramatic FTW!
2006-05-17 14:12:55
 
LOL SEMI-EPIC
2006-05-18 01:55:33
 
UNIVERSE TIER
2006-05-18 05:46:35
 
He doesn't need to roll, cause he PLANNED AHEAD with his amazing mind powersss..
2006-05-20 14:40:08
 
Five for revealing why Picard is overrated. Sisko or Archer would have rolled.
2006-05-20 18:40:25
 
Slowly closing doors = high score
2006-05-22 20:10:33
 
it's funny because he's extremely old.
2006-05-22 22:43:15
 
Unlike Geordi he realizes how slow that damn door actually moves. But then again Geordi is BLIND.
2006-05-25 22:19:22
 
I would be surprised if there was no Epic Picard Maneuver ytmnd of the regular picard maneuver. Infact that was what I was expecting with this : )
2006-05-26 16:47:00
 
lol
2006-05-27 13:03:30
 
better than geordi
2006-05-28 02:02:40
 
man they gotta get those doors fixed
2006-05-31 14:31:09
 
lol, how many times have they breeched that core?
2006-06-03 17:30:35
 
Semi-epic!
2006-06-03 23:22:13
 
sweet
2006-06-06 08:58:36
 
Great parody.
2006-06-06 21:47:20
 
lol!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-06 22:36:47
 
Best Epic YTMND ever!
2006-06-08 19:06:13
 
That was damn funny!
2006-06-12 22:32:58
 
...Mildly epic...TO THE MAX!!!
2006-06-14 18:48:55
 
I love it!
2006-06-15 11:21:28
 
Truely semi-epic. But its ok because Sean is old.
2006-06-16 23:13:51
 
Lol, Picard's an old bastard
2006-06-17 21:14:37
 
that was epic
2006-06-18 00:00:47
 
Lol how epic.. err, semi-epic
2006-06-18 22:00:48
 
hahahahaa nice one
2006-06-18 23:09:21
 
Dude, look for a movie called "Safe House" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120051/) -- Patrick Stewart does a couple of f*cking BARREL ROLLS in it.
2006-06-20 18:10:09
 
hahahahah he is so lame
2006-06-22 01:44:01
 
What Geordi should have done...
2006-06-24 19:39:12
 
5 for being back to basics in a good way :D
2006-06-26 08:32:27
 
hahahahaha
2006-06-27 13:32:40
 
Classic.
2006-06-28 12:40:44
 
lol old man running
2006-06-29 14:49:22
 
this is so semi-epic that it's not even epic at all
2006-06-29 17:42:26
 
that wasn't even semi epic... he just ducked under it
2006-06-29 21:20:23
 
also cocks
2006-07-01 19:03:06
 
3 for the volume.
2006-07-02 14:00:58
 
i remember this ep. pretty clever
2006-07-02 14:08:19
 
Picard is smarter than Geordi.
2006-07-07 15:12:04
 
LMFAO
2006-07-10 17:37:36
 
LOL couldnt get a barrel roll out of picard
2006-07-12 03:35:12
 
Picard doesn't need to try. It's his damn ship!
2006-07-12 15:47:22
 
Haha, like geordi but smart.
2006-07-13 10:27:01
 
This is fully Epic
2006-07-30 23:06:00
 
I like how he starts sidestepping well before getting close to the gate
2006-08-02 21:22:25
 
is that the episode where it's being scanned or cleaned or something and piccard is stuck on it? +5 when you get back to me
2006-08-05 04:32:49
 
In-f*cking-creadible
2006-08-06 06:57:28
 
That is somehow f*cking hilarious.
2006-08-12 20:46:56
 
you fail, please try again ^_^
2006-08-15 14:17:38
 
It really is only Semi-epic.
2006-08-15 14:18:02
 
Semi-Epic wins
2006-08-16 20:49:19
 
semi-epic? It's picard noob. Anything he does is inherently epic.
2006-08-18 14:28:50
 
he doesn't need to do a barrel roll because of his incredible response time.
2006-08-23 00:16:14
 
lol semi-epic
2006-08-23 00:16:20
 
see now this is funny.
2006-08-23 03:05:12
 
Yes...YES!
2006-08-26 15:05:51
 
maybe only quasi-epic even.
2006-08-27 14:36:44
 
That fits the definition of the fad, it's well executed, therefore, a 5.
2006-09-02 09:50:06
 
XD Glad he dodged the SMOKE XD
2006-09-03 13:39:51
 
it truley is an epic manuever since he saw that he did not need to roll, and casually ducked.
2006-09-04 21:24:10
 
dumbass
2006-09-08 23:13:57
 
that might be semi epic, but the joke is full lol
2006-09-11 00:06:50
 
this was a potential epic maneuver, but since he didnt tumble or anything, its a 3
2006-09-11 00:07:29
 
WINNER
2006-09-11 00:10:52
 
lol he easily made it xD! Startrek for the feint hearted
2006-09-20 15:30:08
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...What Geordie should have done in the firt damn place...show off.
2006-09-22 21:41:06
 
Yes, I think Picard is much more qualified to be the captain.
2006-09-29 13:39:15
 
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2006-12-06 18:47:20
 
Haha
2006-12-24 11:29:47
 
Tú eres dinero!
2007-01-06 03:01:20
 
Rouse and bestir themselves ere well awake. Nor did they not perceave the evil plight In which they were, or the fierce pains not feel;
2007-01-12 22:07:33
 
Wow, that was ALMOST EPIC!
2007-01-28 19:10:21
 
He could have ran under it without ducking! ftw
2007-01-28 19:11:11
 
Of course, you're the captain sir, you're entitled.
2007-03-17 19:15:55
 
thats stupid
2007-03-26 04:46:16
 
Don't let the door going a centimeter a second hit you on the head as you go out. Best if you duck and do a quick shuffle.
2007-04-14 21:10:34
 
I don't know why I never commented, these were always funny. I just really wish it didn't start the terrible fad. I even made the first epic site other than yours. Augh.
2007-06-06 20:19:49
 
LOL! He just runs under it.
2007-12-24 16:59:59
 
You spelled "maneuver" wrong....
2008-02-29 10:34:09
 
You can't get much more semi-epic than that!
2009-06-15 01:30:19
 
Semi-[EPIC] Outputting maximum number of [STARS]
2009-06-27 22:07:28
 
hhmm he forgot his luggage