its "emperor" not "emporer". try again!

5'd for horse dick

1'd for horse dick

fix spelling. also pretty good, i didn't see it coming till just before he said it.

the horsedick is hilarious.

Bonus for finding a ship the shape of a penis to tack on the death star.

i see what you did there...you gonna do a remix or what?

Ha ha, its funny because PEE PEE VAGINA LOLOLOL

-2

i dont care how many times this is done, its hilarious every time.

HORSE DICK

I don't like the "horse dick" part. Besides that, it was a good rip of a video... not really a YTMND.

Best "Horsedick" so far.

Only ONE comment on the gigantic phalic battle station that blows a planet to smithereens? I guess YTMNDers really HAVE seen it all! lol

To think Lizardman went from making lame *ss Mariah Carey YTMNDs to great stuff like this.

UNIVERSE TIER

I hate how my horsedick YTMNDs never go anywhere but I will fully support all horsedicks.

Too long, the joke was over long before it ended.

that creepy fireguy with the black-knight helmet firing a lazer from a mashup of the deathstar and some ship that symbolizes a horse dick? Its YTMNDS like this that i live for.

Hmm

I saw this coming a mile away, and still loved every minute of it.

you are god my friend GOD!!!!!!!!!!! HORSEDICK FTW!!!!!!!!!!

needs a real horse dick to get a 5

Oh My f*cking GOD! I almost spit punch all over my f*cking monitor. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA f*ckING HILARIOUS, **5'd**. At least alarm us of how funny your YTMND is before hand.

i love this self-fad

I really love the horse dick and all, but the joke kinda dies when the first HORSE DICK remains the only one. Throw in an image or two and my five is yours.

HORSEDICK

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

I love these things!

Using the Death Stars from Episodes IV and VI as testicles = instant win

I TOLD U U'D HAVE MY UPVOTE. NOW KEEP MAKING MORE, MORE MORE!

LOL, wasn't expecting that XD

o man didnt c that comin

Good work, keep 'em coming!

I honestly like the first two (Batman & Neo) better. Because in those, Horsedick was a name they chose for themselves.

Like, "I'm going to be a badass hacker (or superhero). What pseudonym could I use that conveys a sense of reverent awe and mystery...? I got it! HORSEDICK!"

This is the worst fad ever...

LOL DID HE JUST SAY HORSE DICK?! THAT' S COMEDY GOLD RIGHT THERE!

5'd. Horsedick.

Looks like horsedick has meme potential as the new Hassan: ie. showing up when it's least expect- AYYLAYLEEAHLAYLEAHHHH...

completely unexpected, as usual

5 for amazing fad

It's retarded and not funny.

i lolled a bit...

not funny

Have another star! =D

nice job again

Now witness the power of this FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL...

lol wut

These horse dick sites are so stupid.

why is this on top 15?

-3 for sh*tty horsedick fad

for some reason when i saw the title i thought it was going to be horsedick.

clever

Horse dick.

I hate to admit it, but this one finally won me over to horsedick. Ouch! I think i just felt myself get stupider.

I hate to admit it, but this one finally lost me over to horsedick. Ouch! I think i just felt myself get stupider.

Humor and predictability are inversely proportional in the case of 'horse dick' :(

it didnt fit his voice at all... i LOVE the first 2, but this one doesnt do it for me. batmans voice just fit so perfect...

still funny but it works better when it actually sounds like the voice (batman and neo)

lol, Horsedick

Awesome.

i love using a corellian corvette as a horse dick, but the ambiguity of the title made me suspect something. i didn't know it would be horse dick, but i knew something was coming

lolz, 5

horsedick=funniest fad ever.

lol

massive win.

lol horsedick lol

...Yeah, even with the graphical additions? It's still not funny.

horsedick = instant winner.

needs "aw skeet skeet skeet skeet" after alderaan blows up

XD Unexpected and the voice saying horse dick sounded nothing like the emperor which made it even more random.

I saw it coming a mile away, and I was still rolling around in laughter.

lol horsedick

Amazing; I logged in to 5 this

omg you updated it, even more funnier! 7'd!

noob downvoters, this YTMND is the greatest. Please make more lizardman

unexpected horse dick!!!

HAHAHAHA!

skeet skeet after the explosion would be good, and btw, 5 FOR HORSE DICK!!!

How did horse dick get to be a fad?

YOU WIN!! I've been waiting for more horse dick sites! My monitor is now covered in my saliva thanks to you. Thank you sir, well played.

I dont get it, why are these funny?

You should change his voice to original matrix one, yeah it wouldn't sound like him, but it'd be funnier :) Still hilarious though!

horse dick is not funny.

The visuals got me.

BRILLIANT!

5'd for horse dick

1'd for stupid fad.

Logged in just to 5 this. Made me laugh so much I was almost out of air.

oh noez!

Different people are going to have to carry this Hassan-style fad on. Any future YTMNDs by lizardman are going to make people expect another horse dick surprise. ^^

Thats a great Idea lol

http://medievalhorsedick.ytmnd.com

This horse dick stuff is getting really STUPID.. Other fads I can handle a little, but this.. SUCKS. >_< God, I hate this fad.

Huh, did you change the way that Horse dick was said? It sounds a little lighter, more in tune with the Emp's voice. I liked the old one better.

4-1 for spelling emperor wrong = 3

the best horsedick site by far

Holy sh*te, that totally caught me off guard. Fix the spelling, and I'd five this if it was his actual voice.

Perfect execution. Horsedick sites work only when you don't expect it at all.

I fixed the spelling hours ago, I wonder why people still seem to think it's mispelled?

Oh, and people haven't come to a concensus whether they want it to sound more like the emperor's voice or keep the original. I'll keep it how it is currently... for now

a corellian corvette does not a horse dick make.

I hate this fad above all others.

The speedup has made this a vast improvement.

These always surprise me...

This is my favorite fad of all time.

4'd because I always thought the weird *ss Death Star gunner helmets kicked ass.

I laughed soo hard! Horsedick FTW!

I knew that that was coming. Fived for Space 1999

its good its good

I noticed one problem. "Horse dick" needs to be said in a British-type accent in order for this to work.

Took 1 second to realize what he was gonna say, and ... not that funny.

I am so gay.

It's crude, but I couldn't stop laughing.

LMFAO @ VOICE OVER. HOORAY SUBTLENESS.

OH man, please do not stop the horse dick sites

The high pitch is closer to the emporer's voice but, perhaps its a little too high. HORSE DICK.

What the f*ck? This doesn't make any sense.

That made me ROFL!

horse dick!!! Hhhahahahahahaha nice 10/10

GENIUS!

horse dick!

Go back to making Mariah sites.

meh, It's OK, too bad the emperor isn't dancing in butter. now THAT would be 5 worthy

I must be honest. I didn't see it coming. I made this a few days back, cause I wished there were more Horse Dick sites: http://revisedknowledgeispower.ytmnd.com/ I stopped after one cause I didn't want to over-do it.

very stupid

automatic 1 for voice-over, whether or not it's yours

err .. i clicked 5 stars out of habit .... you got lucky .. this time

at first I hated this, now I think it's genius

creative

Horse dick.

lol

stupid!

OMG! It's officially a fad now.

lol, 5/5 stars

pretty lame

juvenile

haha, the horse dick fad is retarded, but that was really funny

Isn't this stolen or something? Or maybe the other guy stole it... FTW... 5 since it's good anyway.

Oh wait ... he just changed the title...

saw it coming

5 for horse dick.

hey thats my penis!

Damn... it is funnier if you don't expect it. Viva la horsedick!

No funny for you.

Warning: There is NO spoon!!! Details to follow...

HAHHahhAHahH HoRSE DiCk!1!!!1 LOLOLOLOL

Another great horse dick.

an equine phallus is very humorous, especially as a weapon!

I got bored of just the idea.

lawl, Corellian Cruiser is the horse dick.

LOL

heh, funny but getting stale

I'm not sure about this fad, but as soon as he said "witness the firpower of this ... horsedick" I wanted to see that power. You, my friend, delivered.

1'd for horse dick

I LOL'led

Oh dear...

5'd for Horse Dick, never realized that those corellian ships do look like penises...hmmm....

I like

1'd for horse dick

Horsedick FTW!

I thought the Matrix one was pretty funny, but not worth making into a fad. Gets old fast.

horse dick ftw

You should have left the horse dick clip alone and not alter it.

not funny

1'd for horse dick

I lol'ed. 5

Lol! Niice.

My fully armed and opperational Human D*ck salutes you.

why does only your site have that loading thingy?

well, looks like horse dick is gonna be a new fad

I'm getting tired of the horse dick.

The "Horsedick" fad is completely imamture. And it really takes a lot to make me laugh over such a word, yet you have succeeded to do so. You win a 5!

i lol'd

I liked the ship :)

needs actuall horsedick and original "horsedick" sound clip

By popular demand, the original soundclip is back!

Why is this so funny?!

the horsedick fad has begun.... "HORSEDICK MOTHAf*ckA DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!?"

not funny the second time

word, horse dick. uniqueish application.

I would never, EVER, guessed that.

XD

1 for effort

Horsedick > your god

Never saw it coming.

HAHAHAHAHA

Walt Disney the Flesh-Eating Robot DOES NOT approve of this site.

no.

I sure didn't like this, so I think I'll give it a 1

5 for a republic corvette -2 for calling the esteemed corvette a horsedick

WTF

horse dick? more like horse duck, more like horse suck, amirite.

wonderful!

Goddammit, I will predict one of your horsedicks eventually.

horse dick it back!

lol... Horsedick...

not funny, don't try anymore

It was NEVER funny.

Yes. More Horse Dick.

I knew what was coming and it still made me lmao

Jesus chrsit, I fell for it again.

it's hilarious the way you say it. more horse dick plz.

5 for idea, -1 for no actual horse dick

if i could ever love a man, it would be you

Ahah!

0_o

5'd if you would have put a horse dick instead of the green beam

hahaha fan f*cking tastic! also because you are a lizardman 5! good times on those forums.

funny, but shouldn't the beam be white?

and it should cream the planet not blow it up

I LAWLED ^_^

FTW