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Site Title: Unsolved Pizza Mysteries (Updated final frame)
Site Domain: pizzamysteries.ytmnd.com
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UncleHenry
Created on: 2006-04-17 23:58:47
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Description: A true story. If you have an idea for the use of the pan, comment!
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2006-04-18 00:01:55
 
2006-04-18 00:02:15
 
lolol again, http://gollumjoshcube.ytmnd.com/
2006-04-18 00:02:17
 
ok totally retarded, but that douchebag with the thumbs up in the last frame made me LOL, hence I have no choice but to upvote this against my better judgement.
2006-04-18 00:05:22
 
lol, i concur, the thumbs up dude saves this ytmnd, i was cracking up ahhahahaha.
2006-04-18 00:32:56
 
weapon of death
2006-04-18 00:34:19
 
An urban legend, or a case of employee negligence? Its another Unsolved Mystery...
2006-04-18 00:40:59
 
thats awesome
2006-04-18 00:52:05
 
true professionals
2006-04-18 01:08:43
 
but we do know one thing... this guy looks like a retard!
2006-04-18 01:09:39
 
I t hink it's great, and the music makes it
2006-04-18 01:09:57
 
sofa king.
2006-04-18 01:10:09
 
4'd for keeping the pan for yourself.
2006-04-18 01:10:43
 
i use to work at a papa john's, and boy did that suck ass. person who cut the pizza probably just got lazy.
2006-04-18 01:14:33
 
i was scared this was gonna be that picture of the guy suprising that girl by sticking his pecker thru the bottom of the box & thru the pizza...
2006-04-18 01:15:44
 
Almost the perfect mystery.
2006-04-18 01:16:48
 
You are ugly as hell.
2006-04-18 01:19:24
 
"Thank you for being sofa king we todd did Papa John's employees"?
2006-04-18 01:20:36
 
Translation: Thank you for being so f*cking retarded Papa John's employees
2006-04-18 01:23:22
 
usolvedparodies.ytmnd.com
2006-04-18 01:24:42
 
Honestly I think you should replace or lose the "Thank you for being sofa king we todd did Papa John's employees". That part almost made me dislike the entire thing =/.
2006-04-18 01:28:45
 
this should be top 5. the unsolved mysteries music is perfect.
2006-04-18 01:30:16
 
lucky bastard
2006-04-18 01:33:43
 
THUMBS UP GUY!!!!!
2006-04-18 01:38:29
 
You have been upvoted by Mr. Upvoter!
2006-04-18 01:45:43
 
lol. That pan could make for a handy-dandy pasta strainer! :o Or also to strain the juices from your murdered victims pulpy corpses. http://thekingisended.ytmnd.com
2006-04-18 01:46:41
 
DaMMit MrUpVoteR.... where were you 20 minutes ago when I was getting bumped off U&C???
2006-04-18 01:49:27
 
lol, minus 2 for that pic at the end
2006-04-18 01:53:10
 
Wow, no screamer AND it was funny.
2006-04-18 01:57:47
 
omg! There's a mutant with CRRRRRAAAAZY eyebrows holding that pizza pan!!
2006-04-18 02:03:08
 
it goes too slowwwwww
2006-04-18 02:04:06
 
Rule #1, Never post a picture of yourself on the internet. Rule #2, Never post a picture of yourself on the internet.
2006-04-18 02:05:59
 
Working in the food industry, especially pizza, isn't too f'n hard. One time a Papa John's delivery guy hit my parked car, that idiot.
2006-04-18 02:09:23
 
henry yo uwere being a douche back then for a while but youve just won my five(s).
2006-04-18 02:16:25
 
i lol'd
2006-04-18 02:20:53
 
hahaha thats awesome - i want a pizza pan
2006-04-18 02:27:27
 
5'd in the hopes you get plastic surgery
2006-04-18 02:32:56
 
Professor booty is Joshcube BAN BAN BAN. If not, then ban for promoting joshcube. I wish I got a pizza pan...
2006-04-18 02:34:50
 
+5 because Papa John's is orgasmic
2006-04-18 02:36:41
 
Damn, you're ugly. Good lookin' pizza though. That's what happens when people smoke weed before work...
2006-04-18 02:38:48
 
5'd for UC.
2006-04-18 02:40:30
 
one for advertising your site so much. Go study.
2006-04-18 02:41:59
 
HAHAHAHHA!
2006-04-18 02:48:24
 
i wish i could still get papa john's in my area =(
2006-04-18 02:51:00
 
BBQ Chicken Pizza...!!! I eat one of those a week.. Freakin addicting
2006-04-18 02:59:26
 
5'd for pure win
2006-04-18 02:59:57
 
My brother used to work at papa johns
2006-04-18 03:08:55
 
yea i also used to work at papa johns, sh*t happened like that all the time, specifically with one skank who constantly put pizzas in the oven with no cheese
2006-04-18 03:20:01
 
Igloopatrol, my brother worked for Papa John's and hit a park car... 0_0 Also, signs of lazy pizza catcher/cutter.
2006-04-18 04:08:12
 
pretty weak punchline
2006-04-18 04:20:33
 
Funny until the end.
2006-04-18 04:23:59
 
The end kind of ruined the whole thing :C
2006-04-18 05:15:47
 
5'd for the uc shirt and the athf refrence
2006-04-18 05:17:22
 
lmao
2006-04-18 05:22:04
 
gosh darn thats funny...?
2006-04-18 05:23:48
 
lol...
2006-04-18 05:39:54
 
Short film.
2006-04-18 06:12:40
 
was the pizza good?
2006-04-18 06:12:55
 
i have to admit- we've done that. Conrgats on the pan!
2006-04-18 06:13:12
 
they use the pans with the holes in the bottom, that makes the pizza a lot better than a solid pan. 5 stars.
2006-04-18 06:18:09
 
...so you got a pizza pan and an uncut pizza. Id check for razorblades and other dangerous objects in the pizza next time.
2006-04-18 06:39:16
 
it's called a pizza SCREEN...not a pan...get it right
2006-04-18 06:49:19
 
Quit spamming this sh*tty site everywhere.
2006-04-18 07:02:06
 
the person in the picture shall forever be known as "thumbs up dude"
2006-04-18 07:23:51
 
The best day ever.
2006-04-18 07:31:17
 
Another one of life's mysteries. At least you didn't get Pac-Man-Pizza'd.
2006-04-18 07:31:28
 
He also enjoys uncut cocks straight to his wordhole
2006-04-18 07:35:23
 
Five cuz thats just so friggin cool.
2006-04-18 07:45:16
 
you are ugly
2006-04-18 07:48:45
 
Who the f*ck cares
2006-04-18 08:03:01
 
Wow, so Papa John's pizza sucks /and/ their employees are idiots? Rock on!
2006-04-18 08:09:53
 
THUMBS UP FOR TEH WIN... yeah, i lol'd.
2006-04-18 08:11:04
 
RakkausJaKuolema wins a virtual pizza pan for getting the ATHF reference at the end. That was in the episode last night.
2006-04-18 08:15:43
 
You could use the pan as a stabilizer for a video camera, with which you could record the acts of evildoers. With huge kneecaps.
2006-04-18 08:16:58
 
Mmm pizza pan!
2006-04-18 08:48:56
 
meh
2006-04-18 08:51:57
 
Meh...not much of a mystery,more of a discovery.
2006-04-18 09:00:28
 
I LMAO on this one. Classic!
2006-04-18 09:03:27
 
not as good as the Domino's guy leaving a HeatWave bag in my driveway after ordering 555 deal
2006-04-18 09:07:20
 
i loved the guys wuth the red shirt's smile at the end. 5!
2006-04-18 09:12:34
 
lmao at how much a tool you are. nice haircut. AHAHHAHAHAHA
2006-04-18 09:15:40
 
Says the man with no sites with a rating over 2...
2006-04-18 09:20:27
 
That pizza looks f*cking amazing.
2006-04-18 09:25:07
 
Perhaps it was just really busy at the pizza place and somebody goofed?? Give your retail workers a break. Sheesh!
2006-04-18 09:28:29
 
Mountain Dew Livewire is the sh*ttiest Dew.
2006-04-18 09:33:39
 
1'd for spamming all over the other top 15 sites, gg loser im downvoting all your sites this is stupid anyway
2006-04-18 09:35:29
 
i lol'd
2006-04-18 09:39:41
 
+5. Not for the music. +5. Not for the image. +5 Not for the story or even the Mountain Dew. +5 Because of the CINCINNATI shirt. 5-1-3, F*ck the free world.
2006-04-18 09:42:31
 
This also reminds me. I used to work at Donatos as a cook, and I'd purposly seriously mess up the cut, just because it bothers people SO much. Like, put all of the cuts towards one end. I was an assh*le there, especially on the phones.
2006-04-18 09:45:03
 
where's the funny part?
2006-04-18 09:46:05
 
Pizza 12.99, Pizza Pan 4.00, using an image of yourself on YTMND... Retarded.
2006-04-18 09:49:57
 
5'd for facial expression.
2006-04-18 09:56:57
 
I want To Destroy you now. I hate this site
2006-04-18 10:07:20
 
You have woman hands...
2006-04-18 10:07:21
 
Everyone is assuming that the person in the red shirt is me. Remember, I do have 3 roommates...
2006-04-18 10:08:04
 
Fact #1: Mt. Dew Livewire sucks ass. Fact #2: Pappa Johns also sucks ass.
2006-04-18 10:08:39
 
lolwtfhmm, that IS a woman's hand. A girl in the room next to ours held up the pizza for that shot so I could take the picture.
2006-04-18 10:09:02
 
Free shield with every pizza
2006-04-18 10:11:27
 
That's what you get for ordering a pizza with chicken on it.
2006-04-18 10:13:42
 
To quote Arnold Schwarzenegger: "You are one UGLY mother f*cka'."
2006-04-18 10:15:01
 
Score!
2006-04-18 10:15:52
 
btw that's not an aqua teen reference. it's old. that's just probably the first place you ever heard of it.
2006-04-18 10:17:56
 
I guess this is funny since you posted a picture of yourself? lol
2006-04-18 10:19:58
 
Classic!
2006-04-18 10:20:29
 
I know it's not an original ATHF joke, but that was on last night's episode, so I decided to add it. I might update it to take away the sofa king joke later
2006-04-18 10:21:37
 
i would -1 or -2 for spamming, but this is damn funny. 5
2006-04-18 10:22:51
 
I usually hate spamming sites, but I thought this was too good to miss (It got a 2 star vote right off the bat and was taken off of last 5 created very quickly)
2006-04-18 10:27:14
 
lol, papa john's
2006-04-18 10:31:19
 
5 for Cincinnati!
2006-04-18 10:35:11
 
that's cool. congratulations. but.. punch line?
2006-04-18 10:41:56
 
-1 star for the retard at the end - shouldv'e left him out
2006-04-18 10:42:05
 
idunno its alright. clip ur finger nails
2006-04-18 10:49:14
 
Once again, that is not my hand, but a female who was with us at the time. I took the picture.
2006-04-18 10:50:21
 
lol, still waiting for teh "screamer"...
2006-04-18 11:05:06
 
That goofy looking guy makes this a win.
2006-04-18 11:09:19
 
that dude looks like a Pedo
2006-04-18 11:24:00
 
Hello my good sir, how are you.
2006-04-18 11:36:56
 
Oh , that's nice
2006-04-18 11:42:11
 
Your fingernails could use some cutting.
2006-04-18 11:53:01
 
lol
2006-04-18 12:07:22
 
5 for the Orange Mountain Dew. Deeeeeeeelicious.
2006-04-18 12:25:53
 
Am I the only one who thought of circumcision when you said the pizza was uncut?
2006-04-18 12:26:39
 
uhm okay, I didn't really find it all that funny. It's just a pan.
2006-04-18 12:37:59
 
You said big *ss and I like big asses
2006-04-18 12:39:02
 
Mystery solved: WEED.
2006-04-18 12:52:55
 
i cant even begin to fathom how the hell you (or your friend) looks like that. seriously, god.
2006-04-18 13:14:00
 
5 for unsolved mystery theme. you should sync the video/audio together. i was half way through the gif and the music wasnt even starting
2006-04-18 13:26:40
 
That music can make anything scary.
2006-04-18 13:36:33
 
Nope. Don't care.
2006-04-18 13:39:20
 
Would be a 4 but that kid is really ugly
2006-04-18 13:45:31
 
If this is what you people identify as "amazing" or "cool", you SERIOUSLY need some rethinking of your lifestyle
2006-04-18 13:51:41
 
SPOCK!!!?!?!?!??!1
2006-04-18 13:51:41
 
Unsolved Mysteries is the sh*t!!
2006-04-18 13:53:08
 
-_-'
2006-04-18 14:14:50
 
lol one ugly chap there, but it was funny. 5 yay!
2006-04-18 14:16:45
 
-1 for Bearcats shirt
2006-04-18 14:26:42
 
You could use it as a frisbee? That could be one lethal weapon. In fact, just use it as a shuriken type thing..
2006-04-18 14:38:20
 
ur uhly and u look like the biggest nerd ever, this isnt funny at all, why the f*ck is this on the top15? YOU LOSE , YOU FUCING PEICE OF sh*t NERD f*ck *sshole COCK BITCH f*ckER MOFO JACKASS
2006-04-18 14:41:54
 
Cut your nails.
2006-04-18 14:44:18
 
3 cause you didn't give me a slice.
2006-04-18 14:45:58
 
Slice? There were no slices on the pizza!
2006-04-18 14:51:41
 
Did you by any chance order from Papa John's West Hills? :P
2006-04-18 15:09:24
 
The music made it funny. Good job.
2006-04-18 15:26:38
 
Nice
2006-04-18 15:41:26
 
Not at this moment, but I'll be going to UC this fall for linguistics. All the better too, five years of heavy drinking and heavy metal haven't prouced anything productive since I graduated fome high school.
2006-04-18 15:42:40
 
5 for music
2006-04-18 15:49:52
 
one for stupid nerd in photo
2006-04-18 15:51:44
 
5 for that greasy gelled comb down hairstyle. That pugnant look on your face adds to my erection.
2006-04-18 16:04:20
 
BWAHAHAH THATS A GIRL?THAT FACE MADE ME STERILE
2006-04-18 16:05:04
 
I got a spatchuler inside a Sal's togo box.
2006-04-18 16:10:43
 
I work at a papa johns... and I can agree. Retardation.
2006-04-18 16:16:27
 
you win.
2006-04-18 16:16:50
 
cut your fingernails
2006-04-18 16:18:51
 
awesome lol
2006-04-18 16:19:22
 
Ashpoop, the person in the last picture is a guy, but the hand holding up the pizza in the picture before that is a female.
2006-04-18 16:25:52
 
Holy crap you are ugly, how does it feel to be a virgin you nerd?
2006-04-18 16:28:10
 
this is so stupid it wins
2006-04-18 16:35:03
 
Good mystery and pricless keeping pan face.
2006-04-18 16:36:22
 
One time the pizza pizza delivery guy left the heat bag that the pizzas are kept in at our house.
2006-04-18 16:38:43
 
Fairly week and not very funny. I mean seriously, what made you want to make a ytmnd from that? But unfortunately, I still laughed at the thumbs up guy.
2006-04-18 16:42:22
 
Why do I have the feeling I need to make a "Thumbs Up Dude is having a wonderful time with his pizza pan" YTMND now? It seems that the thumbs up dude is why people are giving this a 5.
2006-04-18 16:51:58
 
Remove the word "f*cking" and you get your site back.
2006-04-18 16:56:25
 
5'd because the person is wearing a UC shirt. -3 because it isn't a Xavier shirt
2006-04-18 17:29:06
 
I like all the hyprocritical ugly comments
2006-04-18 17:36:36
 
Fived for yummy pizza :D
2006-04-18 17:37:51
 
O.......M.......G ur so lucky!! i always wished i had a pizza pan!!
2006-04-18 17:46:22
 
First LOL of the day. You, good sir, are to the rescue!
2006-04-18 17:49:03
 
superbe
2006-04-18 17:52:29
 
Well this good. f*cking Papa John mother f*ckers giving out pans and sh*t. I mean you wanted a f*cking pizza, not a f*cking pan. http://garfeildgif.ytmnd.com/
2006-04-18 17:57:57
 
Product Placement FTW (mountain dew)
2006-04-18 17:58:48
 
Wow. Truth is stranger than fiction. I suggest using it as a strainer.
2006-04-18 18:11:49
 
That pizza looks like ass. Pizza hutt is probably the best IMO.
2006-04-18 18:12:01
 
Go bearcats!
2006-04-18 18:14:37
 
that made me lol because it reminded me of that one ytmnd with the scary pics of the forest and stuff, since you used the same music, but it's about so,ething as mediocre as this. also, lol, becsause I imagined this being read dramtically, "We found our p
2006-04-18 18:17:59
 
once i had a pizza with a pencil baked into it.
2006-04-18 18:21:53
 
4/5 until I saw your ugly face.
2006-04-18 18:22:07
 
Brilliance in YTMND form.
2006-04-18 18:29:58
 
5/5 for having too much time on your hands to make this. :)
2006-04-18 18:34:45
 
lazy eye?
2006-04-18 18:37:10
 
Since I worked in a pizza place, I am amazed at how stupid someone must be to screw up so bad. Nonetheless, loved the UM music.
2006-04-18 18:41:38
 
Damn, another cincinnati resident.
2006-04-18 18:42:46
 
anything that makes me literally laugh out loud as much as the buildup and presentation of your thumbs-up earns a 5 easily.
2006-04-18 18:46:04
 
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
2006-04-18 18:50:15
 
the creepy music did it for me lol
2006-04-18 18:51:49
 
at first i only thought this was half funny. but then after reading the comments about how ungly and awsome the guy was at the end, i five you
2006-04-18 18:55:40
 
Papa's has had pretty sh*tty service the last few times. Slow and messing up the order.
2006-04-18 19:05:09
 
Give credit where credit is due, f*cker. I invented this soon-to-be fad. http://unsolvedmn*gg*.ytmnd.com/
2006-04-18 19:11:48
 
Humorous, but the music really makes it.
2006-04-18 19:16:34
 
WTF. Over.
2006-04-18 19:26:34
 
+5 for posting your picture.
2006-04-18 19:36:06
 
it was good until the dumbass at the end ;]
2006-04-18 19:38:50
 
http://n64psychology.ytmnd.com fixed
2006-04-18 19:39:05
 
Boring as hell, and whoever is in the picture is clearly a f*g.
2006-04-18 19:44:27
 
Sweet find, man.
2006-04-18 19:50:38
 
5 for keeping your story to only a few slides. Does anyone remember the sh*t about the guy crashing his car cuz he was talking about YTMND with his girlfriend?
2006-04-18 19:53:52
 
Um, that's great for you?
2006-04-18 20:10:38
 
I never was good at jumping on bandwagons. This really isn't that funny. I do love Papa John's pizza though.
2006-04-18 20:14:50
 
was hoping for something stranger, 4 for pizza
2006-04-18 20:17:31
 
Unsolved mysteries win
2006-04-18 20:23:44
 
Funny if you saw the Camera Found in Woods one
2006-04-18 20:37:54
 
Excellent plot and use of music.
2006-04-18 20:43:26
 
THATS A FEMALE? NO WAI
2006-04-18 20:47:45
 
a female huh? nice try
2006-04-18 20:52:03
 
it's got bird flu in it
2006-04-18 21:08:31
 
Wow. You suck.
2006-04-18 21:09:43
 
this is way lame
2006-04-18 21:23:18
 
lol i got one of thoose 2
2006-04-18 21:23:30
 
definately illustrates how mundane oddities can still be freakin scary with that music
2006-04-18 21:26:33
 
2006-04-18 21:52:04
 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2006-04-18 21:57:34
 
I work at a papa johns, that is obviously a cooking screen. When it gets really busy, sh*t like that happens because the cut station is right next to the oven.
2006-04-18 22:10:26
 
ROFL
2006-04-18 22:10:47
 
You used female in that description like they were some kind of alienated creature.
2006-04-18 22:10:58
 
You look like a f*g. Cut your finger nails.
2006-04-18 22:13:35
 
i only gave you a five because you boldly posted a picture of yourself, (well... maybe your friend). Oh well it was funny too.
2006-04-18 22:13:37
 
1 for your face. GTFO.
2006-04-18 22:15:42
 
2 starts because that kid is REALLY ugly. Your face cost you a 5 star, jackoff.
2006-04-18 22:18:27
 
no.
2006-04-18 22:19:37
 
He's not ugly people, he's just retarded.
2006-04-18 22:31:41
 
Oi, more dumb downvoters. -_- Anyway, sweet job on this. 5!
2006-04-18 22:37:05
 
5'd for you owning.
2006-04-18 22:50:19
 
People apparently don't know satire when they see it D:
2006-04-18 22:51:44
 
5 for thumbs up dude.
2006-04-18 22:54:48
 
dude, clip your nails.
2006-04-18 22:59:07
 
Not funny.
2006-04-18 22:59:57
 
5 for delicious bbq variety.
2006-04-18 23:01:35
 
-1 for that pic of the ugly guy at the end
2006-04-18 23:20:28
 
f*cking a!
2006-04-18 23:25:04
 
You're awesome!
2006-04-18 23:26:30
 
that is sofa king we-taught-it but made me laugh
2006-04-18 23:40:26
 
Wtf? The music set a good atmosphere xD I was expecting a screamer
2006-04-18 23:51:03
 
Love the last scene. Can't listen to that music without being reminded of the camera in a forest thing though...
2006-04-19 00:00:51
 
Hm. I may not have made the themesong, Well, Actually one of my siblings happens to have made the new themesong for it. Stfu, Drink Cockjuice, play again.
2006-04-19 02:59:37
 
Five'd for BBQ Chicken. You, sir, have good taste in pizza.
2006-04-19 09:30:38
 
rofl i was looking through top 15 and i see Brad R's face!!!! rofl gj with the top 15 though -Peter A.
2006-04-23 23:45:41
 
lol
2006-05-03 00:17:26
 
Nice LOL
2006-05-03 19:48:34
 
this was a 4, until the same thing just happened to me today... but it wasn't Papa Johns, a local Salvitores over here.
2006-05-04 09:00:46
 
Now if only I can get one....>_> *Forms plan, draws blueprints*
2006-05-27 22:48:24
 
Oh. I thought you were going to show us a chicken skull or something in the pizza. I was getting all afraid.
2006-07-06 21:24:47
 
"they use the pans with the holes in the bottom, that makes the pizza a lot better than a solid pan. 5 stars." THANK YOU!
2006-08-02 21:53:04
 
i commened on this site back in april. since then, i actually got a job at Papa Johns. you probably ordered the damn pizza on a friday when its busy as crap. i've never left a screen, (yea they're not called pans) in the box, but i could see how it might happen.
2006-08-22 22:47:04
 
I cant explain why, but this ytmnd brought me to f*cking tears laughing.
2006-09-10 07:50:27
 
Cut your nails!
2006-09-13 14:59:50
 
lol, stoned employees.
2006-09-19 20:19:28
 
*fives repeatedly*
2007-01-28 17:14:57
 
lmao
2007-01-31 19:29:50
 
O.....M.....G
2007-02-18 16:23:10
 
my bad
2007-03-22 12:33:45
 
I work in a pizza place, and I wish I could say this never happens. We just try to keep the tards away from the ovens and the cutting station.