WTF?

+2

Wow, I stumbled upon the origin of horsedick. I mean...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.. DAMN IT!! SOMEONE BEAT ME TO THIS!

2009 bitches

+2

Random, but cracked me up nonetheless.

I Lawled

HORSEDICK?

+1

I loled as well

O_O Totally unexpected. I love it.

surprising +6, matrix -1

Lmao, Horse Dick? Where the hell did you come up with that one? =p

heh

wtf...

what you say? horse dick=win.

Whoa... no comment.

It's not the best, but the sound editing ingenuity is enough for me to give it a 5

Horsedick XD

I believe an explanation is in order!

Haha, what the f*ck?

Did you use the soundtrack for this and mix it with the movie?

At this moment, YTMNDers all over the world are furiously trying to think how THEY can stick the word HORSEDICK into thier next site....

+6

money-hat the prophet

+2

HORSEDICK IS THE ONE!!!!!!!!!

LOL, where the HELL did that come from?! So f*ckin random.

haha what the hell

really bad

stupid, irrelevant. where'slouieanderson/10

-5

out of all the random sh*t in this world, you picked horse dick. u are the funniest guy ever.

+1

LMAO 5'd for HORSE and deepvoice

Couldn't stop laughing for a minute straight, and that rarely happens here. That's a 5!

lmao

wtf

wow his mom musta been high when she named him lol

+1

...Uh. Okay. Ha?

-1

PhilipBordeleau: dont f*cking do that again Ryfourn: it was the funniest ytmnd I've seen in Ryfourn: like months PhilipBordeleau: in 2 days u can make me laugh all u want PhilipBordeleau: DUDE Ryfourn: lol Ryfourn: did you watch it PhilipBordel

I had no idea what he said, but you get a 4 for all the "WTF?"'s

Ryfourn: did you watch it PhilipBordeleau: I HAVE WARNED U LIKE -213090392-0234 f*ckING TIMES Ryfourn: is all I wanna know PhilipBordeleau: I CLOSED WHEN I KNEW I WAS GONNA EXPLODE PhilipBordeleau: DONT TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS PhilipBordeleau: DUDE Ph

PhilipBordeleau: I HAVE 2 MORE DAYS OF THESE STITCHES PhilipBordeleau: in 2 days PhilipBordeleau: GO NUTS PhilipBordeleau: FOR NOW PhilipBordeleau: BE A SERIOUS PERSON Ryfourn: "Goodbye, Mr Anderson." "My name... is HORSEDICK!!!" PhilipBordeleau: st

PhilipBordeleau: stitches just ripped PhilipBordeleau: have to goto er PhilipBordeleau: great PhilipBordeleau: blood all over my suns shirt PhilipBordeleau: thanks Ryfourn: If you go see movies they were gonna rip anyway. Ryfourn: I just saved you t

lol, +3 for totally f*cking unexpected

Now...would that be Horsedick Anderson, or just Mr. Horsedick?

-1

PhilipBordeleau: thx for another ER visit PhilipBordeleau: of 1000000000 billion dollars PhilipBordeleau signed off at 11:17:16 PM.

Congrats on sending my friend to the Emergency Room.

dont tell me thats a real chat

It's real.

you got it baby, do that freaky sh*t, i really like it when you suck my dick

cant stop laughing hahaha

HORSEDICK

that's what u call random

LMFAO so funny he calls himself horsedick lol!!!!!!

alright, i dont get it but i admit i laughed too lol

lol, great voice

"PhilipBordeleau: blood all over my suns shirt" Suns shirt? Are you guys in Phoenix? I feel real bad about your friend's stitches, maybe I can apologize in person. We can make a YTMND out of it!

I almost 1'd this then HORSEDICK

Ohh man... that rules

you got it~!

random ftw

Random as hell, funny though!

I believe you have my horse dick?

This is the funniest ytmnd I have ever seen. Evar. Seriously.

I'm serious. No other ytmnd is funnier. I'm going through each ytmnd I have ever 5'd so I can lower their votes, as they do not compare to this one.

-1

Yikes, not funny.

-1

I'm drunk and this is funny

what the f*ck indeed.

MY NAME IS HORSEDICK

Horrible waste of a "flash" this could have done better as a GIF. I had to sit through that f*cking loading screen for a f*cking GIF quality image...GTFO

-2

lol

Unfunny, but 3 for well executed.

Where's the 'Horsedick' clip from?

That... is f*ckin' funny.

LOL horsedick... caught me off guard.

Heres my spin on it http://callplanet.ytmnd.com/

yay, horsedick!

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

Actually, my name is Wafflecock.

... horsedick? 1'd.

-2

lol

So f*cking unpredictable.Lub it.

lol and he's still mr.anderson!

I don't even know why I laughed at this.

Well that was very spanish inqusition

roflcakes for everyone!

lol, that's damn funny...

Thats Mr. Horsedick to you

roflolmao

HAHAHA omg i loved the matrix... instant 5 for that AND tourettes guy? (i think) haha

5 for matrix -5 for calling neo horse dick

-3

i rofled

5 for being completely random.

haha horse dick

I think I'm on my man period

I just hope this dont turn into a fad.

genius!

This is destined for greatness. It's randomness like this that makes YTMNDs legendary.

you just made me like the matrix more than i already do.

Wait for it...

-2

HORSEDICK IS THE ONE

I have actually chortled milk through my nose.

omg! didn't see that one coming- i lawled.

heehee

LMFAO man i didnt see that one commin either. 5'd for makin me laugh

hahaha what the f*ck?!

uhhhhh yea

-1

Horse dick??? lol

lmao

Rofl!

nice

no. -neo

"Horrible waste of a "flash" this could have done better as a GIF" It *IS* a GIF you fool! YTMND doesn't use flash!

+1

terrible

-1

Horsedick?

-1

My God, this had be laughing for the longest time, I love the ytmnd's that make no sence and are so freaking random!

.......and?

-1

Sorry, lame.

-1

wow, that's way better than MY tribal name.

.....what?

ROFL dude..that was so f*cking random. 5'd

classic!

f*cking awesome on every level

lizardman, I made a tribute to this wonderful site, hopefully it will inspire other to create a horsedick FAD... http://notcaptainvontrapp.ytmnd.com/

WHAT?

I laughed.

random lawl

hilarious

That caught me off guard.

lol

wtf lol

this is awesome.

This is quite genius.

^ This isn't genius, it's shmut. LOL HE SAID HIS NAME IS HORSEDICK LAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!

YTMND requires more of this stuff

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazing

This one works well. Much better than the sound of music one.

You know....wtf factor is only good if it's actually funny or startling...this...just wasted my time.

-1

My name... is HORSEDICK!!!

-1

1 for a fad that I hope to god never catches on, and 1'd even if it wasn't crappy, because you obviously sponsored it yourself.

-2

5'd for sheer random.

probably one of the best i've ever seen, it really cracked me up xD

LMFAO!!!! HORSEDICK???!!! Funniest ytmnd I've ever seen! Worth a 20, but since it doesn't go that high, 5. .....Godly

Took me about 5 times listening to it make me laugh.

H-how.. how did you do this?! XD

oh god this is funny.

Kinda weird you flashed it but still.

I don't understand. 5'd.

rofl, was that your voice?

LOL, nobody told me about these: ibelieveyouhavemyhorsedick.ytmnd.com/ expecttheunexpected.ytmnd.com/

Hahaha, what a NASTY surprise that was.

Who would sponser this lame YTMND?

-2

HORSE DICK $TW

Each time I listen to it, it gets funnier and funnier.

I like the emphisis on "horse"

+1

So crude but so damned funny.

i lol'd all over the keyboard

LMAO

Actually sounds like he says it.. Brilliant.

Seriously, the way you made the sound of the train overlap the 'horse dick'... Pure greatness..

you suck at this

-2

so did you make this sound yourself?

Really, what the f*ck?

hahahah horse dick made me LOL!

Aaahahahaha, the delivery is absolutely perfect.

meh

-1

1 cuz hate j00

-1

Horsedick wins

This would be a great Robot Chicken sketch.

i lol'ed alll over the keyboard

also cocks

I did not expect that at all and for some reason, was the funniest sh*t I've seen all week.

Ok.. what is the freaking "horse dick" line from? I can swear its in some movie like "Saw" or something. Possibly a prison movie?

awesome

"So ryananonymous, how's your friend doing?" Unfortunately, he's fine.

BAHAHAHAHHA LMAO

Caught me by surprise

funny as hell cuz it was completely unexpected. i lol'd

Ya know how people say "logged in to 5 this"? Well I registered to 5 this.

HORSE DICK!?!?! LMFAO WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!?!?!? LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO!!!!!!!

yay for horse dick. You know, they need 'em to pee.

I love it. Every time I come to ytmnd, I have to watch this one first.

I've made my tribute. I know it sucks, but Hell, most of these do. http://lolhorsedick.ytmnd.com

I always love seeing the hundreds of fives on the screen as I scroll down... then I see the pathetic ones that these people put, who cares what you think? LOLOLOOlOlfSJD LFLKMAOWTFBBQ:LF WJFLjwi old:L!!!1!

all of these sites need to have something in common in the titles so that i can just search for all the horse dick sites on ytmnd the conventional way without having to view 30454352304 sites to find them. but then that would give away the surprise...

or new ones could be posted here?

Yeah that's a prob, assplumber. I've posted the url's for most of them, and a search for 'horsedick' and 'horse dick' should get the rest. I'll try to post an updated list later.

lol lol lol lol lol 5

"Goodbye, Mr. Anderson..." "My name....is HORSEDICK!"

-1

Sync is good. Glad to see this in the top 15. I think this is probably my favourite ytmnd ever!

nice improvement

thanks a lot.

Uh...

This could be my favorite YTMND of all time, besides the original. *upvotes*

What in the HELL!? XD

omg... rofl

How often will you hear me say "congrats on the top 15"? Probably never again.

Wow. Really. No comment.

I lolled so f*cking hard. Leftfield ftw.

LAWL. 5'd for horse dick.

Goodbye, Mr. Horsedick

lolololololol

That's not random at all.

Horsedick FTW

Hahahahahaha

??

-1

"This could be my favorite YTMND of all time, besides the original." This *IS* the original!

+1

Very funny.

i dont know why but horse dick for teh win

Didn't really.. make me laugh, but it's okay.

-1

this makes no sense. sorry, you lose.

-1

lawl

lol wtf

Horsedick...nice heh

5/5 for sound quality

clever?...

-1

hahaha, one of the very few ytmnd that have made me laugh out loud

wow a movie clip.

-1

O RLY?

lol HORSE DICK

That was the funniest matrix sequence ive ever seen.

-1

i lol'ed! :D

Is his name actually Horse Dick?

horsedick, lol

best ytmnd ever!!!!

1'd

CALL ME A DOWNVOTER, see if I care

-1

thanks for the laugh

You've created a horsedicklogism!

When I saw this, I laughed the hardest I have laughed in a while..

i love lizardman also horsedick

awesome. I'm so glad someone sponsored this. Otherwise we'd never have this gem.

Been a fan of this from its birth. Nigh time I said "gg."

Totally unexpected, great.

I just made a bunch of parodies! mynameis1.ytmnd.com, mynameis2.ytmnd.com, mynameis3.ytmnd.com, and mynameis4.ytmnd.com!

... O_o

-1

lmao that was great

wow, I don't think I ever actually LOL'd from a YTMND but this was so random and un expected - 5

I'm glad you liked them.

I laugh just thinking about this ytmnd. Like he picked that screen name and it just kind of stuck with him through this whole Messiah adventure.

I imagine the sentinels tearing through the hull of the Nebby, sparks and shrapnel everywhere, and Trinity screams, "HORSEDICK!"

^^^LOL you need to make that a YTMND, Votey. You know I'd 5 it.

5'd for sheer "wtf" value.

finally, it deserves to be on the top 15

OMG HE SAID HORSEDICK SO FUNNY!

-1

Yes, it is so funny. Get some humour or gtfo.

OMG! I almost peed myself.

I lol every time. EVERY TIME!

Hahaha, horse dick.

points for random.