why your cousin?

+1

O_o

Incest isn't implied at all here. Funny, but not incest.

Okay, I am NOT the user ssl. Lets get that right out of the way.

http://boards.ign.com/the_vestibule/b5296/114003962/p1/?24

DIRTY DIRTY BOY!!! 5'd

LOL

Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a creepy f*ggot.

The sad part is, at least a few people viewing this site will probably try that prank and actually impregnate some teenage girl.

+1

cousins ain't incest fool

RAWR

lollerskates, he ates a birthcontrols.

+1

Only in the South, Omar.

Spermies won't survive long enough to impregnate like that...

Oh, by the way. http://burnt.ytmnsfw.com/ SSL is familar...

ew sickkkkkk.

What a dumb ass. It`d be hilarious if she got pregnant

depends on how long it sat. it can live 48 hours.

lol

what would really be funny is if the pill didn't work

ughh and I thought it was bad to turn all the clocks 2 hours back and put white paint on toilet seats

DUDE!

What incest?

hahahahha best ever

fake

LAWL

Why don't you eat that tampon, n****r?

the post, that is

Read the title of the thread and you will see the prank was pulled on his cousin.

not incest, disgracing OMG Internet music

"I ate a birth control pill this morning so my sperm wont impregnate her" LMAO GOLD!!

+1

lol

Are all you people f*cking dumb, or just rednecks, COUSIN IS INCEST. It's a blood relative you f*cking dumb tards so fyad. On a differant note: Priceless (the YTMND).

............. wow. That dude is an idiot. But yeah, 5.

O.O

"It's a blood relative you f*cking dumb tards so fyad." Of course, so is most of the rest of the human race (if not all). You have to consider the levels of blood-relation. Some of us, it would seem, think that cousins are too watered-down to be inces

creepy people and april fool's day apparently do not mix.

WHAT THE f*ck

Mark Hamill for the win...

lol wtf

Wow, who would've thought YTMND would have so many cousin-****ers on it? Actually, I guess it's not such a far-fetched idea. The site itself is mediocre.

WTF? Mental bastard, imo...

guys, I cant believe you dont realise it's just a f*cking troll.

PWNED

It amazes me really.

xDDDD That's stupid. By the time she stuck the tampon in the potency of the sperm would be dead. They can only survive about an hour outside of a moist crevice.

hahaha 5'd as long as that wasn't you :p

OMFG ITS A f*ckING TROLL PEOPLE. ITS NOT REAL. IT'S A 8/10 TROLL.

Oh yeah, and even if he did eat a birth control pill it wouldn't do sh*t. They only work for chicks by attacking the period, not the potency.

+1

Oly like 3 people in here knew that eating a birth control pill DOES NOT WORK ON A MALE. God dammit you kids are retarded.

+1

I'm in the process of killing off my accounts from that f*ggoty forum.

Wow.

what an idiot... O_o

I dont think it matters whether he ate a birth control or not as to whether his girlfriend would get pregnant. Sperm doesnt last that long otuside of the body. Regardless, that is still funny and moronic of the guy. It'd be especially funny if he had some

-1

O_O

if she is having her period, why would she worry about pregnancy?

Not much going on, but the text alone is worth at least a 4

LMFAO!!!!!

What a total idiot

Someone doesn't understand how birth control works. He'll be in for a surprise when he sees a smaller birth defected version of himself

wtf

ftw

that's pretty f*ckin creepy/gross

ewww

Sick sh*t of mofo

lol, you know what's funny? he's the one who's gonna get april fools'd! birth control pills only work on chicks!

She still won't get pregnant

my cousins are loli :(

dammit guys theres is a type of mjale birth control pill that kills the tales on sperm so they cant move

For those saying it's not incest: Sex with your cousin = incest. No beating around the bush about it.

That must be the biggest retard EVAR! LOL!!

I'm amazed how many people fell for this. It did make me laugh though.

Also note: SSL is the same person who burnt his girl friends "cooter" with melted butter. Just to prove even more that this was a joke.

music link please!

mrpibbs, M.D.,PhD makes a great point

They taught me in health class long ago (5 years) that sperm only lasts for 30 seconds once it makes contact with the open air. Also, women CAN get pregnant on their period. Very unlikely, but still possible. Look it up.

Oh yeah, 5'd.

lollers @ sex with cousins not being incest

f*ck YOU

That's still not as sick as Max's april fools joke

thats gross

Cid, I think you mean 30 minutes. Also, survival can be 24 hours - 48 hours in certain conditions. (and up to a week in the female uterus)

Most sources say 30 min - 3 hours depending on air temperature. So in theory this prank could work if timed correctly, but you would be a horrible person for doing it.

Congrats on posting a post! You win!

People still post on IGN?

WOW, the music was great, does anybody know the song?

Clearly fake, but funny joke nevertheless.

You can't spell Ignorant without IGN.

...LOL. Is that real?

*ssholes, if she is using tampons she is menstruating and cant get pregnant lolol

XD

lol gross

5 for Vestibule

I forget sometimes how many sick f*cks post on the internet.

geez! 18,000 posts for mydogyoshi! what do you do for a living? :P

5ed for your cousin

fake but funny

wow, is CidRain the new Sonic?

Oh. uhm... That's very lovley.

I doubt he is for real. Plus, they would die before they would "complete their mission." This would be funnier if it WASNT his cusin. what a redneck.

i lol'd. 5'd for the hilarity and 10'd if i could b/c people actually think you/someone did that!

His balls are going to fall off. Seriously. That's what happens when a man eats birth controle, because it has such high levels of female hormones they overpower his testosterone. Poor bastard, lmao.

pwned

The Tampon Would absorb all the liquid thus puffing it out. Unless The girl is a drunk little dumb fu*k then she would probobly notice it.

-2 Because your cousin isn't incest.

Cousin mean incest, you idiots. Legally, its the same.

lmao

OMG WTF!

:-/

Vesti+Max Coveri+gross pwnage=infinate 5's

hahaha superb

Thou have been Up-Voted on all of your sites! Have a good day! From - TheUpVoter's (somewhat) new accomplice Num Num!

lol, max (goldberg) downvoted this

The major question is WHY?!

5

Likely not real, but still funny.

lmao

Jesus f*cking Christ man

Haha, all you stupid f*ckers think birth control pills work for men!!

The boy ate a birth control pill, and thought that it wouldn't impregnate anyone??! What a f*cktard. Clearly does not understand the point of a BCP, nor does he realize it's FOR WOMEN ONLY!! That's what you get for being an inbred....

-1

you're the only f*cktard here for not realizing it's fake

This guy realize that he's still gonna be in a sh*tload of trouble and sent for serious therapy?

how thats very very hard to beat in stupidity. And its fataly wrong in at leasrt 5 points.

This is too funny.

I am sickened buy that guy's stupidity. That boy needs therapy.

XD

http://burnt.ytmnsfw.com/ same poster, its fake

Are people really that dumb?

I lol'd.

"They taught me in health class long ago (5 years) that sperm only lasts for 30 seconds"

^^^ If that was the case, sperm donation would be impossible, morons.

What a f*cking idiot. Nevertheless, 5'd. You win, good day sir!

R-O-F-L

What a sick f*ck :S

What kind of sick f*ck does that kind of thing, f*cking moron!

if only he knew the real sience behind the pill...

The funny part is, that semen has a 'shelf life' of only a few minutes(if that) outside a human body. Even if he did that, it wouldn't do anything. Even in a Tampon.

To all the people commenting on the pill, the pill regulates estrogen and progestron. What the f*ck would it do to his sperm? Females are the ones who take it for a reason, not males.

Also, a birth control pill has no effect whatsoever on male semen fertility. It likely will make him sick. The boy is so stupid it is a marvel he's still alive.

Funny.

Further, Sperm Donations work because it is not the sperm they implant into the egg. Its the genetic material inside the sperm. Someone needs to hurt this boy.

1st Cousin = Incest. Second Cousin and beyond = Not Incest. The genetic difference is spread far enough apart that it isn't considered incest for 2nd and beyond cousins. Cousins, however, have a high possibility of genetic disorder in any offspring.

That's... disgusting :|

Cool. You made a screenshot of my post.

I blame this YTMND on the declining educational system and intelligence quotient.

Only thing that would make this funnier is if he did that to his mom and she got pregnant, making him the father of his own brother or sister.

BTW, did you know the last widow of an American Civil War veteran died about 3 years ago...figuret THAT one out!

i hope hes joking

I don't know whether to stab you or worship you as an evil genius.

SSL owns.

No f*cking way..

A) lol look @ htese forums post B) that's not incest C) hi you

Fake.

f*cking retarded, this just isn't funny.

that guy is one sick bastard yuck

lolol idiot.

Funny as hell, lol. And apparently he doesn't realize that eating a birth control pill won't neutralize his sperm... Of course, the sperm won't survive long enough for it to be able to impregnate her, but funny nonetheless. White trash, FTW!!!

LMFAO

This isn't the deep south guys, your cousin does count as incest

Oh man, ssl is a laugh riot.

5'd for creepy, yet awesome.

uh... the pill doesn't work on guys... oh dear Jesus.. that explains why my gf seems to be getting so fat the last few months.. I better find that coat hanger.. goddamnit, I hate using the hanger...

Looks fake. If it wasnt fake I would still 1 it for sucking.

Holy sh*t. What are they teaching you kids in school these days? Or are you all just retarded? The prank wouldn't work and the pill wouldn't do sh*t.

Meh. Music doesn't really fit, and it's the IGN forums, but 3 just for creepiness.

The birth control will help.

Think about it. You tug one out and wipe it up with a tissue, it gets absorbed and hardens into a crust. What do you thinks gonna happen if you coat an absorbant, cotton tampon. f*ckin' morons.

That guy sucks.

I laughed

that boy needs therapy!

cute

I'm...I'm speachless.......

I see funnier topics every day.

Razor-sharp wit at it's finest

Vestibule, lol

Wow, I thought the YTMND community had really taken a sh*t in the past year, but this site being in the top 15 viewed and currently having a 4.18 rating really takes the mother f*cking cake.

FACT: Sperm cannot survive in open air for more than a minute... its more fragile than you think, still gross

it can only live a few moments outside of warmth, so i wouldnt worry about it, but wtf

birth control pills can act as a spermicide.... they are normally a big dosage of hormones, estrogen mainly which would eradicate and turn your sperm sterile... for those of you who didn't know that STFU and GTFO

oh and 5 for you yoshi

Regardless of whether the sperm are alive or not, it is still disgusting and hilarious.

SSL prides himself in posting joke threads and getting retards to believe it... like many commenters here, for example.

roflol

This ytmnd is even funnier after reading all the f*cking idiots in the comments who think it's real.

Everybody who thinks sperm can't survive is very wrong. First of all because of the simple composition of a bunch of mitochondria and protiens, they are pretty hardy. Second of all, they have a veritable soup of energy around them. And third of all, the r

ayon found in tampons is a VERY good insulator. That, plus they can live up to 3 days in a woman anyways. Also, the hormones found in a birth control pill do NOT kill sperm, even if it saturated them. At most it would shave off a few sperm being produced

i really really really really really hope she gets pregnant just so your kid can be genetically retarded, because thats pretty much what you did

5 for being awesome -1 for no sound credit

Pwnage.

GG

Oh dear god, look at the people overanalysing a simple April Fools Day prank. That alone gets this a 5. But I'm too lazy to move the mouse up an inch.

You know he's kidding, right? If anything, it's an April Fools prank on you guys, not the nonexistant cousin. It's probably some twenty-something-year-old dude. If you know the word "jizz" and "tampon" and what those words mean, you should know birth cont

he sounds so innocent

superbe

LOL, incest

you know what they say.. sperm is thicker than water

Lol@ all you noobs, well only the ones who don't get it. Hes a Troll, didn't happen. Untill someone read that at least. LOL NOOBS!

LOL!!! I think that's how larry the cable guy was born.

What the hell? O_O

Meh @ the site, but its not impossible for a widow of a civil war vet to have lived that long- the vet might've married a young girl well into the 20th century, I mean like, 30s and 40s, and its feasible for a woman to have been born before that. Its real

ly not that hard, just a helluva age stretch, not incest.

I do this every other year to my sis, gets her every time, pregnant I mean... lol, no!

I want to kill that guy.

lol!

lol win

hahaha, i read the message first ..... and then i see "april fools joke on cousin"..... haha whatta dumbass

omg, internet!~

BTW, Max himself gave this 1 star.

YTMND cut me off! I said: You know he's kidding, right? If anything, it's an April Fools prank on you guys, not the nonexistant cousin. It's probably some twenty-something-year-old dude. If you know the word "jizz" and "tampon"...

...and what those words mean, you should know birth control doesn't work like that.

:O wow I thought I was sick in the head jesus christ...

cousins are incest, fool

The only thing that matters is if the cousin is hot. A hot cousin i'd do in a second. yes its incest, no i dont give a sh*t.

This dude is sh*tf*cked.

Sick

lol, what a dumbf*ck.

LOL?!

i hope that isn't you

This man is an idiot.

DO NOT WANT

By the fact that sperm dies quickly in open air, that the girl in question is on her period, and because this is fake, there is no chance of pregnancy.

LOL

isn't it the girl that's supposed to take the pill?

wow i refuse to rate this its funny as hell yet thats just way too f*cked up ok ok maybe just a +5 but thats all you get

dummies on the internet oh no

noooooooooooooo they killed your site :(

huh its back weird good thhough

WHAT THE F*CK

This fails >.>

Uhh she's supposed to take it dumbass

-2

5 for all the sick f*ckers claiming that if its a cousin, it isnt incest. i guess you're all american and spell things like Colour without a "u".

+1

...he does know the birth control pill only works if the FEMALE takes it right? RIGHT?!

is that motherf*cker for realz??!!!

The sperm can't really survive in those conditions, but ok.

-1