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Site Title: James Gorman Will CRUSH You [updated]
Site Domain: gormanletter.ytmnd.com
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boomaga
Created on: 2006-03-08 23:48:52
Image Origin: Kahn17's bbwwillcrushu.ytmnd.com
Sound Origin: Spike Jones in the background there
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Description: I've done about 5 revisions of this - sped up and re-cut audio, removed pic, etc. - it's NOT a "dramatic reading" as such - it's GI track noises
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Comments:
2006-03-08 23:51:15
 
haha, maybe not hall of fame material, but this'll be top 5 for sure.
2006-03-08 23:51:45
 
The Bauman letters was a classic, but this feels like a cheap knock off.
2006-03-08 23:52:21
 
hahaha! Express's your talent more than anything. Good work!
2006-03-08 23:53:30
 
ahahahahaha!!!
2006-03-08 23:54:30
 
boomanga is a speech warrior!
2006-03-08 23:55:43
 
2006-03-08 23:56:26
 
Not as good as the Bauman letters. If only James Gordon had used an internet acronym...
2006-03-09 00:03:23
 
He did use BBW - big byooteeful wimmin
2006-03-09 00:58:02
 
you overdid the burbing and fart noises in my opinion. but hey whatever people will love it and view it like crazy anyway.
2006-03-09 01:00:00
 
Too many farts.
2006-03-09 01:00:41
 
perfect!
2006-03-09 01:02:48
 
that... was disgusting. Have a win.
2006-03-09 01:03:21
 
Too many farts, really ? If I get a lot of feedback with "too many farts," they can be cut back.
2006-03-09 01:05:08
 
if i ever meet you, i will give you a lifetime supply of whores and cocaine. good thing i'll never meet you. still, win. just like every single one of your sites.
2006-03-09 01:07:33
 
Whoa - this was on the Top 15 for one minute, the next, it's gone...
2006-03-09 01:10:28
 
dear god, that pic is disturbing...
2006-03-09 01:14:22
 
Well I almost wanted to destroy my computer after a while. It's very well done but I got too disgusted by the constant body nastiness lol. After a while I was like "I GET IT ALREADY!!!" :D
2006-03-09 01:16:55
 
XD So... I might have overdone the gas then... I've been making YTMNDs all day long, so maybe I'm fried.
2006-03-09 01:40:38
 
boomaga wins flawless victory fatality
2006-03-09 02:36:17
 
I'm trying to figure out what's more odd, the fact that the great Boomaga has commented on a YTMND of mine or that he actually fived the YTMND in question o.O
2006-03-09 03:20:22
 
I laughed....my *ss of....and there it is!. You win a 5....omg, this is amazing.
2006-03-09 04:14:32
 
That's awesome. A great classic. The audio makes it awesome. Fat people mocking ftw!
2006-03-09 09:37:24
 
LOL! You're too good for this place! But for such a short letter it goes on forever. (1)I picure him as a scrawny little bald man. Or at the very least a Wallace Shawn type. BBW lovers are usually little guys.
2006-03-09 09:40:11
 
(2) The forum has the equally hilarious responses from SA and Gorman's counter responses, which you really should do. But at a slow pace like this it wouldnt work.
2006-03-09 09:42:24
 
(3)You're too good for this place.
2006-03-09 09:50:49
 
I knew this would get read. Well done!
2006-03-09 09:52:02
 
Money hat brings up a good point....WHY ARE YOU HERE? :-)
2006-03-09 15:40:55
 
haha i love these! you should read that e-mail i got from the lady who drew giraffes in the air, she was pissed, it was histerical
2006-03-09 17:44:51
 
I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE MADE! Also, Kudos for getting the "Comfy Chair" bit. ;)
2006-03-09 19:25:42
 
Another spectacular performance by boomaga! You're almost as good as me in doing voices. Almost. Damn, my computer needs a mic...
2006-03-10 12:34:08
 
I like the sort of threatening mafia style it has to it.
2006-03-10 13:01:35
 
I have waited a long time for the triumphant return of your Dramatic Readings. Thank you.
2006-03-10 15:01:21
 
you don't know how gross this is. i just watched the beginning of se7en(you know with the fat guy) and i was thinking of him while you were reading. now i'm just sick. :/ . anyways, you rock. 5'd.
2006-03-10 22:48:52
 
EC-TET-UHRUH
2006-03-11 03:32:03
 
Wow, nice.
2006-03-11 06:14:58
 
I agree too many farts maybe swap out a few for belches. I mean if all the stuff was comming out the other side they wouldn't be fat.
2006-03-11 06:20:36
 
Overall I think a few of the burps and farts were fine....but overall....too much there...I could almost smell this guy.
2006-03-11 06:20:38
 
1 because i almost fell asleep. +1 for your voice talent.
2006-03-11 06:25:26
 
5'd for EKTETERA!
2006-03-11 06:36:26
 
needs more farts
2006-03-11 06:38:58
 
I lol'd
2006-03-11 06:46:00
 
This may be the best ever.
2006-03-11 06:56:46
 
Took too long of a time to get to the payoff line of "we WILL crush you".
2006-03-11 07:09:37
 
Im in tears
2006-03-11 07:25:34
 
It takes VERY long to get to the point. it was funny but the voice wasnt, it didnt sound good.
2006-03-11 07:29:29
 
not very funny, but boom displays rather amazing range.
2006-03-11 08:14:45
 
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
2006-03-11 11:18:22
 
BOOMAGA FTW!
2006-03-11 17:46:53
 
What's with all the farts? The voice is sorta funny, but all the nasty sound effects make it almost unbearable. Plus it feels like you're trying to "recapture" the Bauman E-mails which was fantastic. I really hope you don't start doing a bunch of these
2006-03-11 17:48:44
 
e-mail readings, because that's something a hack would do, and you're no hack, boomaga.
2006-03-11 19:43:55
 
Thank you Vasco - no, this is just a plain ol' extended fart joke. A little crass, tasteless humor once in awhile, you know, mix it up, then hitcha with a 1-2 combo of something highbrow and dignified (I hope). In my defense tho, it's not just farts -
2006-03-11 19:44:57
 
I'm proud of my simulated burbling gut noise SFX
2006-03-11 23:40:48
 
Teh farts made me laugh a bit there. 5 for flatulence.
2006-03-12 11:54:08
 
You've done it again!
2006-03-13 05:34:00
 
these letters are always a riot
2006-03-13 16:08:00
 
Were you eating in the middle of it while reading? I suggest adding some sound effects of biting into the food. Good stuff, none-the-less. I got a few chuckles from it.
2006-03-13 17:56:17
 
Good sugg. - while I'm at it, I'm gonna cut back on the farts and speed it up yet again...
2006-03-14 17:45:44
 
I f*cking love your voice acting.
2006-03-15 00:00:11
 
for the guy who commented "needs more farts" what do you think this is, an adam sandler album? :P I think it's great, but I was definitely expecting an interruption, like wife calling him or kids making a noise, and then the guy gets pissed off and yells
2006-03-27 10:58:21
 
WHY was I not aware of this earlier?
2006-05-21 17:51:18
 
5'd for "ectetera". Also, the voice and SFX were eerily accurate. Don't listen to the downvoters.
2006-06-15 13:16:09
 
Damnit, I keep getting e-mails from them. Its gross.
2007-05-02 19:27:09
 
My god this is hillarious