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| Created by: | fetus54 | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-03-08 22:45:33 | ||||||||||
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| How the mighty have fallen. | ||||||
| "God is dead and we have killed him you and I" - Neitzche | ||||||
| Im an atheest and I don't look like that! ... do I? | ||||||
| I'm a Christian- But this is scornful mockery, not to mention ignorant. Beyond that, it is propaganda. God would want me to witness- But not to bear false witness. |
+2 | |||||
| zomg! I would be a little better with some kind of song, though. | ||||||
| DON'T TALK TO THEM! | ||||||
| "God is dead" - Neitzche
"Nietche is dead" -God |
+2 | |||||
| SHE'S NOT A CHISRTIAM AGGGH! | ||||||
| I'm off to convert the goats. | ||||||
| Bunch of sheep trying to convert the goats. LOL! | ||||||
| good metaphor, OMGWTFBBG. Its unfortunate this is just propaganda against Christians. | ||||||
| Wow. | ||||||
| Needs new audio. | ||||||
| He'll plant seeds of DOUBT in your fertile little imaginations ! | ||||||
| lol propaganda | ||||||
| I'm athiest, and I am far from grouchy. God doesn't exist..want some of my ice cream? | ||||||
| What kind of whore.... | ||||||
| God is sleeping. | ||||||
| TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!!! THEY MAY GET YOU!!! | ||||||
| Where is the sound? | ||||||
| Meanwhile I always figured goats were the most godlike of the animals | ||||||
| There it is! | ||||||
| Yup, it's the evil atheist conspiracy at work again - and despite the fact that we seem to control the entire media, there is as of yet no atheist channel on television. |
+1 | |||||
| funniest most rediculous website ever | ||||||
| yes, because 'observing' and pestering the neighours is the true path to happiness | ||||||
| Haha, I saw that a while ago. Good idea to make this into a YTMND. | ||||||
| oh yeah, and DON'T TOUCH THEM CHILDREN, THEY'LL INFEST YOU WITH ATHEISM DISEASE!!1! | ||||||
| Man, how stupid religion is. |
-2 | |||||
| I've got three choice letters for this: WTF? | ||||||
| Apocalypse coming real soon, we swear! | ||||||
| Go down to the Creationist Giraffe and read about how they think T-rex was an herbivore. o_o That's almost as good. | ||||||
| lol, priceless bullsh*t! | ||||||
| PS- Supposedly, secular movies have been lying all along. Dang. | ||||||
| http://giraffenstien1.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| lool | ||||||
| wow...
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| Allah Akbar!!1! | ||||||
| LOL holy sh*t, this website is real. Click on the Q&A Professor above the atheist goat. Some of the answers explained that earth is less than 10,000 years old & that early incest was okay because 'sin' caused genetic mutations in humans | ||||||
| "Nietzsche is God" - The Dead |
+1 | |||||
| Purchase your very own "I'm a Athiest" kit. Comes with bath robe,coffee mug and some Folgers. |
+1 | |||||
| I WILL TURN YOUR YOUR CHILDREN TO THE DARK SIDE! |
+1 | |||||
| I found this site a while ago, and it's satire. It took me a while to figure it out, since it's so well done, and the fact that some people are almost that crazy. The creationist science fair is the best part of it. | ||||||
| LOL
go the evil goat | ||||||
| way too long to read, average attention span is like 2 seconds for me |
-1 | |||||
| Bahhh. | ||||||
| Awesome. Not that Christians actually believe that, but still funny. | ||||||
| yes, i often troll playgrounds lashing out at young children... bullsh*t christians i swear. | ||||||
| I'm not sad. Beware the voice of reason and reality children! | ||||||
| lmao, you should check out their art section - http://atheistgoatavoided.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| Christian propaganda ftw! | ||||||
| that site is great | ||||||
| Goddamn Jehovah's Witnesses! lol | ||||||
| Thank god there's 9000 different kinds of Christianity, so there's always going to be some loonies. | ||||||
| lol, five | ||||||
| Needs an EVERYTHINGS UNGODLY sound | ||||||
| Oh jeez, a friend of mine found this site a while ago. It's a joke, kids. A well-crafted one, but still a joke. | ||||||
| lol, there is not god. Religon is simply for ppl who have no faith in themselves. Man created the world u live in today, not "god". | ||||||
| dude, they have a print-out for an Atheist Goat paper action figure! Win! | ||||||
| OMG The goat's going to molest small children! | ||||||
| many hardy laughs | ||||||
| LOL godless goat | ||||||
| One'd for making religion bashing even more immature than it already is. | ||||||
| i hope this isnt real, but it probably is. | ||||||
| I find this a little creepy considering I'm a christian... |
-1 | |||||
| this is to funny.. christ stains think so f*cked up | ||||||
| hes goin to hell: http://sgth.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| "crotchety" | ||||||
| People...this site is satire. It wasn't actually made by a Christian group of any time. Don't be so gullible. |
-1 | |||||
| Whoops, I meant "of any kind." | ||||||
| Children, never try to confront a heretic Atheist by yourself. Wait for a responsible adult to bring a stake, matches and a litre of gasoline. | ||||||
| i'd love to believe it were satire...but i really don't think so. | ||||||
| Jesus said... the Kingdom of God is inside you, and all around you, not in mansions of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood... and I am there, lift a stone... and you will find me. | ||||||
| "Neitzche is dead" - God | ||||||
| LOL Christians | ||||||
| You win because OMG EVAL ATHEIST!
I'm deedist, so I don't care. | ||||||
| I'm atheist, and I'm having a wonderful time!! | ||||||
| I can't believe I didn't make this site. Kudos. | ||||||
| wait, so all goats are atheists? | ||||||
| hahah objective ministries is awesome....check out the jesus light switch on there | ||||||
| keeping them blind | ||||||
| LOL religion is so nuts. "They may even try to trick you into neglecting God's word" just proves their stance on brainwashing children. | ||||||
| I've never seen a more brilliant interpretation of it. | ||||||
| I'm a christian and find that hilarious. | ||||||
| lol i love it! that'll teach them athiests | ||||||
| it's a parady of fundamentalist christain websites dumbass it isn't real. | ||||||
| 5-ing just because you can spin that sheep's head on the website. It's quite fun | ||||||
| remember kids: jesus hates goats! or something like that... | ||||||
| I should have guessed it was satire. In any case, this does make me laugh. There are few things that raise my ire more than ignorance regarding religion, be it from atheists, Christians, or anyone else. | ||||||
| "very advanced witnessing techniques are needed" XD | ||||||
| The only witnessing technique that'll work on me is 3,000,000 dollars. Get to work on that, god-squad. | ||||||
| ...Is this real? Religious people shouldn't talk... THEY think they have it all figured out because they read some sh*t from someone smarter and older than they are so they automatically believe it | ||||||
| Wow...just....wow. | ||||||
| I saw this a couple years ago on some Christian website. WHERE'S THE KANGAJEW? | ||||||
| im also a christain but i have friends that are atheist, and yes they are all sad but not grumpy lol. but im 5'ing this because i can take humor | ||||||
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| 4 because I like it, -1 for no sound credit. | ||||||
| More christian insanity and desperation to make everyone think like them and believe in their own mythical beings. | ||||||
| Not only is their no god, you as a person are just a body with an evolved brain up there to keep it alive, which happens to resemble what we call a 'soul'. Really your brain's just a survival mechanism and your conciousness is just electricity. and I'm ha | ||||||
| ^ damn, that was almost perfect, "and I'm happy." | ||||||
| You people do actually realize that Objective Ministries is a joke website, right? It isn't real... no need to get pissy... | ||||||
| lol, christianity | ||||||
| zOMG I found an atheist in my neighbourhood. I need to TELL MY PARENTS OR MY PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!! LMAO!! And I'm Christian, btw. | ||||||
| The witch hunts live on! | ||||||
| I can not tell if the source website is sereous or just a joke.
The author is eather incredably deluted or very good. | ||||||
| I don't know how many people have to say it but the site is satire you twits. | ||||||
| If it was real, I would not be surprised at all. | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| This image was funny when I saw it 4 years ago. | ||||||
| I prefer to spend my Sundays doing productive or enjoyable things. Church is neither. | ||||||
| Sure he is Godless, but Man, can that goat brew some fine coffee. 5/5 good find. | ||||||
| Gay, old. | ||||||
| "But then why are they always so SAD?" lol | ||||||
| Just the fact that you can't tell if it's a satire or not speaks volumes... | ||||||
| "i don't know what weapons world war III will bring, but world war IV will be faught with stix and stones"- Albert Einstein | ||||||
| That website is seriously disturbing. The Kanga-jew, lol | ||||||
| This is more of a PSA than anything else... | ||||||
| the Dr Giraffe part is hilarious | ||||||
| tch.. no wonder christians are fools. | ||||||
| This type of propaganda sickens me. | ||||||
| I. Hate. Christians. | ||||||
| ZOMG great find, just reminds me of how stupid christians can be. | ||||||
| This is a joke, right? Please tell me this is a joke... | ||||||
| loler figures it is a parody | ||||||
| athiests are sad because we can't blame a giant magic man in the sky for our problems | ||||||
| This has been a long time standing piece of objective missionary church kidz site...they mean it, and they are ridiculous...five for bring attention to it... | ||||||
| LOL, stolen image and cliche sound. 1. | ||||||
| OMG THE HEATHENS ARE COMING THE HEATHENS ARE COMING | ||||||
| i hate religious people | ||||||
| Oh my, what a horrible, racist website that is! | ||||||
| So when the "adults" come to my house should I set them on fire? | ||||||
| Atheists know what they believe best | ||||||
| NeverClever, your screen name is very appropriate. This is not a real Christian site. It's a parody site. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OBJECTIVE:_Christian_Ministries | ||||||
| It's not serious. It's a satire, heavilly leaning on Christian bashing..... but done with satire. Hateful, but humurous. In other words, it's not a real christian site. It's a spoof. | ||||||
| Atheists aren't just grumpy, they are pretty arrogant | ||||||
| As a Christian, I cannot stand radical, fundamentalist Christians. However, don't use a parody website as means to bash all Christians. Demonizing entire religions is not a good thing. | ||||||
| LoL@ Lash out at children FTW!!!! | ||||||
| I used to be a happy atheist, but now I believe in YTMNDism. Consider me a faithful convert. | ||||||
| Tha goat has no legs. | ||||||
| We may be goats.. but at least we aren't blind sheep, like christians! | ||||||
| goats suck! | ||||||
| once again some douchebag has made me and my faith look bad. oh well at least some people got a cheap laugh. 5'd | ||||||
| Praise Allah | ||||||
| Funny because it's true. | ||||||
| God is dead? I didn't even know he was sick. | ||||||
| OH NOES THE ATHEISTS ARE COMING | ||||||
| Also, Christians are brain washed sheep. | ||||||
| Omfg at that site they have cut out color in laughing jesus?!?!/111 I hate christains | ||||||
| Well not hate them but they piss me off | ||||||
| Quick! Report people with opinions to the authorities! NOW! | ||||||
| That's from a joke site people, it's not serious. Everyone speaking out against are the real dumbasses, it ain't serious. | ||||||
| Wow… If the people that made that pic are serious… just wow. | ||||||
| LOL HAHV U GUYS READ THE 100 REASONS WHY GOD EXITS ON SOEM ATEHIST WEBSITE ITS RELAYL FUNNNY LOL | ||||||
| Forgot To vote | ||||||
| Greatness. | ||||||
| atheists fail at life | ||||||
| XD | ||||||
| Haha, WTF? stupid propaganda. I'm an atheist and found this highly entertaining - most likely because I know I'm not anything like described in this 'warning' comic. But anyways, interesting find. P.S. I don't look like a goat either! DISCRIMINATION! | ||||||
| Yes, it's a parody website but it's a DAMN good one, and if you navigate thru ads and links, it overlaps other parodies and also REAL Xtian pages. Clue #1 for me was the Kanga-Jew. | ||||||
| LMFAO. another reason why religion is plain retarded. not only do they insist on believing something that isnt true, they think those who dont are retarded too. i hate those f*ggots. | ||||||
| I'm gonna rape thoes n****rs | ||||||
| OH so this is making fun of christians, well then five!! | ||||||
| Support avocado suffrage. | ||||||
| Look at this pic l found on the site:
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-skeetblastoff.png | ||||||
| LOL i go to a catholioc high school so this is like ten times more funny for me | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| lolgasm | ||||||
| Does existentialism count? | ||||||
| All of this and not one mention of an odd todd rip-off. | ||||||
| The guy who lives down the hall from me a disgrunteled athiest lol. | ||||||
| Whenever I'm approached by Christians trying to convert me, instead of telling them to f*ck off, I try to get them to read Sartre or Nietzsche. I don't think they ever do, but it's still sort of fun. Religion cannot withstand reason. | ||||||
| "athiests are sad because we can't blame a giant magic man in the sky for our problems" | ||||||
| Oh, propaganda, you make me chuckle. | ||||||
| i remember this site.. its crazy dumb lol | ||||||
| The Habu's corner one is even better. | ||||||
| American Christian propanganda, lol. Funny as sh*t, allthough sh*t isn't really funny, is it? | ||||||
| Ignorance is funny. | ||||||
| ... Yay, finnally Christians will stop talking to me. Thank go... Oh wait... I don't believe in him. =D | ||||||
| Christian propoganda is so damn funny | ||||||
| So messed up...baaaaah. | ||||||
| check out the "LOL" pants on that webpages store lol | ||||||
| lol... and they call the muslims extremists... lol | ||||||
| "God is dead." Nietzche, 1882
"Nietzche is dead." God, 1900 | ||||||
| Thank god they're keeping their children away. | ||||||
| *is a very happy atheist* | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| Sheep go to heaven. Goats go to hell. | ||||||
| LOL, fundamentalists are so dumb. | ||||||
| I can't believe that's real. lol. | ||||||
| This and the kanga-jew are the best.
Lol, christianity | ||||||
| -1 because i know its from a joke site and -1 more because the hindu one is superior | ||||||
| Brain washing our youth. I'm a christian and I try to convert those who are willing to learn.Lol, so that is what little kids learn in sunday school. | ||||||
| DON'T LET THEM LOOK AT YOU--YOU'LL GET INFECTED WITH THEIR EVIL!!! | ||||||
| I say GOD IS DEAD!
Anyway. This is a great site. "If you find an atheist in your neighborhood, tell a parent!"
EVIL HERETICS THOU SHALT BE SMITTEN! | ||||||
| Dear GOD it's a cult for f*cking children.... Check out their site | ||||||
| lol, atheist | ||||||
| that.is.awesome.
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| Another awesome YTMND....Love it | ||||||
| lmao | ||||||
| Real atheists have more facial hair than that. | ||||||
| My mind cannot comprehend the ignorance. Seriously. I think I just got a brain hemorrage trying to think about it... Ow. | ||||||
| lol crotchety. I like how they treat athiests like lepurs. YOUR GOD LOVES THAT :D | ||||||
| I remember seeing this a longgggggg time ago. | ||||||
| rofl @ "lash out at children" | ||||||
| Wow, best laugh all day.
Thanks for the spiritual safety tip! Just say no to grump old Mr. Gruff! | ||||||
| HAhahaaha. It took me about 10 minutes to figure out that it was a parody site. KUDOS :) | ||||||
| ...this is stupid who ever made that calender i would like to kill them im Atheist but im happy all the time :D but i have my own beliefs... | ||||||
| DARK-SIEDED!!!!!111 | ||||||
| ....Reason number 32 why I hate the Christian Faith. | ||||||
| 1 because that website is fake. | ||||||
| And as a Catholic, I don't feel that that website is a proper representation of my beliefs at ALL. Post some Jack Chick comics for a 5. | ||||||
| Ahhh the idiocy of Christians. | ||||||
| old but awesome. | ||||||
| OMG! I remember that site. | ||||||
| the fact that the biggest bitches I know are strong christians kinda deflates their argument here | ||||||
| The Fundamentalists have taken me. Please send help. | ||||||
| LOLLLL | ||||||
| Tell a parent or a pastor right away for the atheist may rape you and turn you away from religion!
That site is awesome. | ||||||
| I've seen these before. They still make me giggle though :D | ||||||
| Hey kids...wanna read some Ayn Rand?...5'd for linking me to that site. Hours and hours of laughs to be found there. | ||||||
| Wow, sure are a lot of goats here. (And people going to hell) | ||||||
| Or u cud shoot the goat in the head and laugh at him. God is teh awesomeniss | ||||||
| lol dont talk to them they might punch some holes in the bible! | ||||||
| He CLAIMS to be Atheist, yet he might go to Church on Saturday rather than Sunday. HA! He uses his atheism as a façade. | ||||||
| Actually, this is from a Christian site, not propaganda AGAINST Christians. The Religious Right make fools of themselves, we don't need to try... | ||||||
| HF wasting sunday in church while i waste mine on the internet (: | ||||||
| Remeber kids if you find an atheist, tell your parents or your pastor. Also call your nearest republican represenitive so they can contact the FBI and have thier family slaughtered. lol, good stuff. | ||||||
| You know what this needs? The "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell" loop. | ||||||
| Goats: Not ment for... propaganda? | ||||||
| Ahahaha, all of us grumpy old athiest goats... No wonder christians grow up to be so screwed up. | ||||||
| Religion sucks;) | ||||||
| I'm an atheist and this just makes me hate God (the fictional piece of sh*t that starts 90% of wars) even more. | ||||||
| I hate all you f*cktards who keep saying "I'm Christian, but I'm not offended, lol." A vast majority of America is Christian, its understood that you probably are too. | ||||||
| Haha, 5 for the stupidity and arrogence of Chirstianity. | ||||||
| LOL | ||||||
| It's a f*cking parody. Do some research. | ||||||
| Yeh, I saw that and I've had it in my photobucket for like over a year now, its funny because it makes fun of every human at the same time. | ||||||
| That site is sometimes unintentionally funnier than YTMND. | ||||||
| Ha ha, Christians for the lose! | ||||||
| f*cking Christian Propaganda Minibooks. >_ | ||||||
| Hello and welcome to four years ago. | ||||||
| It's still funny DarkShadow. And if you want to be correct, it's more like welcome to 2000 years ago. | ||||||
| Woo, don't we love Christianity. | ||||||
| I found this in 8th grade and shared it with my entire class.
I just don't find it funny anymore.
The new clothing line is funny though. Read about the thong they are selling. "A constant reminder to women to get a husband." | ||||||
| Thats some real propaganda, do I really look like a goat? | ||||||
| AAAAAAH!!! EVERYBODY RUN! IT'S AN ATHIEST!!!! STOP IT BEFORE IT DESTROYS THE UNIVERSE!!! Wait... That's just me. Oh well. | ||||||
| LMAO, catholic corruption at it's best. | ||||||
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| Advanced witnessing techniques, such as hypnosis, sysnopsis, asceticism, and animal mind control. Yeah, basically, they're not for amatuers. | ||||||
| OMG ROFL... | ||||||
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