-1 for being too long, -1 for almost killing yourself and your girlfriend, -1 for almost killing others, -1 for wasting my time. If I could vote lower than 1, I would. And if you think that I believe you got in a car accident because of an extended ytmnd

-1

conversation, you're insane. But I guess it's better than blaming it on smoking pot or something. Lastly, You're brian peppers face was subpar. Good day sir.

good job dipsh*t lols.

way to be a dumbass

i hope melissa dumps you and goes out with the real brian peppers

+1

long ytmnds ftw. sry n*gg*.

Good one. Ignore the little dicks who replied first, they just aren't awesome enough to get the Yiddish Cup of front page.

no care ever

it's not that i want to vote it a 1 - i just want to take my view back

Nice story, but I'm confused...your girlfriend actually likes ymtnd?~

Great job with the YTMND (not with the car), YTMND brings out the best (and the worst with these downvoting pricks) in everyone. It is nice to hear that you are okay. But I would sue brian peppers for being so ugly that he made you crash.

lol, you drive a van! 5 that sh*t!

sux 4 u but , i wud still go th ytmnd too

there's no way this story is true, it's a widely known fact that evaxephon has never touched/will never touch a woman also 1'd for driving a minivan

I am being extremely generous, fix the image please and this will actually be worth the 5 I gave it.

Wow. Longest, most boring, most incredibly stupid and pointless YTMND i have ever had to suffer through. Really, nobody on the internet cares about your stupid car accident.

Oh, and learn to drive moron.

why re-submitted twice ?

somewhere some place, sean connery is laughing his *ss off.

Nice story, but I read really f*cking fast, so it was excruciating. Also, get a damn haircut.

how many f*ckin times are you going to submit this. next time just drive off a cliff and save us the time of having to read about it.

1d for lame Brian Face

5 to make mean people mad

i'm not going to watch this whole sh*tty thing again just for some crap extras

why make the same site three times? it wasn't interesting the first time, retard

You're kind of a loser, but its cute

ppl on ytmnd have gfs????? IT CAN'T BE!!!!

THIS MAKES ME WANT TO MAKE ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS TO DOWNVOTE THIS PIECE OF CRAP. MY GOD THIS WAS f*ckING POINTLESS.

I poopied my pants

idiot

so when did you lose $10,000 i think claims adjusters come out to determine what they will have to pay

long, but intresting. Show some pics of you and Melissa's injuries...........and her boobies.

The bottom cuts off in 1280 x 800 resolution.

good f*ggy short film

Yiddish Cup, I have a laptop on 1280x800 and I could see the entire thing fine.

Awesome story. Awesome battle scars. Awesome for putting ITG2 music in your YTMND. 5ed for great justice.

Wait, why do you have to pay $10k? You could just buy another car. Also, judging by your photo, are you 17 or something?

seatbelts and airbags FTW

lol van, wheres the nude pics?

This is way too f*cking long. 2 for sympathy

all i can really say is "LOL, COLLISION!" get well soon, man, and while you're at it, PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE!

youve inspired me to make a YTMND about my suicide, whenever that happens. YTMND will surely be to blame.

Indeed, you should never put photos of yourself on teh net. http://evano.ytmnd.com/

sh*tty, but I see a fad coming.

Melissa gave me a 5 in bed...too bad you get a ONE!

so long...

That's one hell of a story. Glad everyone's alive and only mildly injured.

Who's fault is this? Sean Connery's and Brian Peppers's fault!

I think we should photoshop this guy to hell 5'ddddddddddddd ftw soi soi

thats why n****rs shouldnt be allowed to drive

5'd because I sympathize with fellow failures (See http://ifailatlife.ytmnd.com/). Also, is Melissa still your girlfriend after that?

1-70 sucks *ss this time of year. I'm afraid I'm going to die everytime I get on it. Oh and it's good you didn't kill your girlfriend.

BRIAN PEPPERS STRIKES AGAIN!

who the f*ck goes 65 in the snow?

id really appriciate it if you learned to spell but seriously, good job with making lemonade. although there is only ONE brian peppers

there's supposed to be a <strongbad> tag in the middle of that comment

"Yiddish Cup, I have a laptop on 1280x800 and I could see the entire thing fine." I guess mine phails or something. I dunno...

Too long, and get a damn haircut. This ain't the 60s Johnny Smokesalot.

Logged into 1 this you f*g!

http://herbielohan.ytmnsfw.com/

kablam

One for wrecking your car over Internet jokes.

WADDA f*ckIN WANT BUDDY? an OSKAR? get the f*ck out of here...-1 for sucking at life -1 for sucking at driving -1 for blaming ytmnd ever your ps part didnt save you, -1 for making this sucking *ss long ytmnd, and finally -1 for trying to be brian peppers.

Good to hear you're alright. Now get some insurance before you hit the road again.

too long with no pay off at all.

so you almost die because of ytmnd... then you go make a ytmnd about almost dying cuz of ytmnd.. kay.

YTMND STEALS KARMA

lol "i hope melissa dumps you and goes out with the real brian peppers"

Ah, get a haircut.

I for one sympathise with you. I reckon YTMNDers should start donating bits ofmoney to help this guy with his van costs.

aha

all the negitive karma towards brian from the internets has finaly taken its revenge on your car

too damn long.next time try to get yourself killed.

Awesome story. A true ytmnder.

It was the least f*ggiest f*ggy short film I've seen.. But sorry, that's just too much to read.

Dude, I fail to see that it was your fault. Since the truck hit you in the rear, it was his fault. Consider yourself lucky for not being dead, considering you got hit by a semi going 65. You're lucky you were in a van, and not my Saturn, in which case you

would be. Also, just get a new car and level the price a little. Hope you have insurance.

Why didn't you use the boost the get through?

So this should be called "The Story of How MY IDIOCY Made Me Crash My Car and Lose $10,000, plus extras."

Screw you downvoters, this is what a good YTMND should be if you can muster up the strength to watch for a couple minutes.

long but good. :D

Not true. Not funny. YTMNDs made of mass text = no win.

get a livejournal and leave us alone

Glad you're not dead.

I was gonna give you a 2, but you said you took responsibility for the accident, and +1 for saying you'd go back. Also, you need to slow down the text A LOT.

Well that was long

You're lucky to both be alive. 5'd, because I know what winter driving is like.

-1'd for explaining fishtailing

1'd. 1. Long. 2. Full of bullsh*t. 3. Actually the whole story is bullsh*t. 4. f*cking waste of time. 5. The accident was caused by stupid people.

5'd for brian face lawwwwl

would be 5 stars if you and your girlfriend had died.

ITG FTFW

t3h suck

1

Sorry that happened to you, but I had a good laugh at this. And your Brian Peppers face wasn't that great, but hey! You tried, XD.

Talk about "safety not guaranteed"...

You have way too much text on some parts and they run off my screen.

5 because i saw that on my local news.......you pwn ohio

You know... 10000$ could have afforded us a f*cking new YTMND server without having crap YTMNDs up top 15 cause of sponsoring

Why is this the 3rd one you've made?

Some might say this is a bit long. But when I 1st saw this it was like 2:30 in morn, and there aint crap else to do. So I enjoyed it. Except for the unfortunate aspect of it all. But it is a good YTMND sir :) phived

you're a f*cking idiot

That was waaaay to f*cking long.

that was a waste of time. synced well though.

Ohio weather seriously sucks. Lake effect man, lake effect.

Interesting.

This deserves a 5 because I felt that you needed it.

O RLY?

lol, $10,000 lost

Glad you are both alright.

less is more

Yes, the Brian face was lame and I can't believe it caused an accident (a better story would have been you saying, "NOOOOOOOO" whilst spinning). However, the story was written well and entertaining. I give you 5-stars because you said, "The Internets" lol

I just bought a rofl ticket and won the loltery!

wow, you drive a van, you're mad poor now dog.

im glad you guys are ok. ive been in a bad wreck before too (not quite that bad) so i understand... although mine was because of a drunk driver... maybe he was drunk on YTMND?

That's what you get when you don't have a sense of humor :).

Man, too many ones. I like this ytmnd a lot.