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Site Title: Bender's advice for modern parenting
Site Domain: benderadvice.ytmnd.com
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cooke
Created on: 2006-03-05 17:14:46
Image Origin: Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV
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Description: Bender gives advice on modern child care
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2006-03-05 17:17:37
 
+1
 
2007-12-13 11:55:56
 
aHAHAHA
2006-03-05 17:17:46
 
haha
2006-03-05 17:19:17
 
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
2006-03-05 17:20:57
 
good advice
2006-03-05 17:22:56
 
The VinnyWeapons have taken me. Please Send Help.
2006-03-05 17:31:51
 
Bender is right, stay the course people.
2006-03-05 17:35:09
 
Could've helped me.
2006-03-05 17:46:02
 
Jammno is amused.
2006-03-05 17:50:31
 
Classic style ftw.
2006-03-05 17:59:58
 
Would be great as an "Addresses Congress: too
2006-03-05 18:24:30
 
Jammno sucks
2006-03-05 18:30:03
 
I hope that jammno dies in a car crash so that his remaining organs can be given to a sick person who deserves to live.
2006-03-05 18:31:10
 
SAVE VINNY!!!
2006-03-05 18:50:04
 
very good advice
2006-03-05 18:51:19
 
hes right, too many pansy f*cks in the world today.
2006-03-05 18:52:58
 
I laughed when I seen it on tv, I laughed when I seen it here.
2006-03-05 21:50:17
 
Do not attempt to save Vinny. He is a robot and it is an ambush.
2006-04-21 16:19:39
 
AH! that has always been my favorite Futurama quote.
2006-04-29 22:59:01
 
classic bender. ^_^
2006-05-10 09:34:57
 
BEST BENDER QUOTE EVER!!!
2006-06-18 23:24:46
 
HELL no. And go fohck off!
-1
2006-07-07 15:00:23
 
Children today do not recieve nearly as many asswhippings as they deserve.
2006-07-18 19:00:16
 
That robot is a genius.
2006-07-20 10:37:13
 
I hit children while they are watching TV, it saves time.
2006-07-31 06:25:15
 
Perect advice.
2006-08-02 02:58:50
 
Bender is great!
2006-08-05 12:32:03
 
Futurama is awful.
-2
2006-08-05 12:35:45
 
^What a jackass. http://niloc14sopinion2.ytmnd.com/
2006-08-08 21:34:45
 
He really really is.
2006-08-15 07:19:51
 
Funny thing is...I agree :P
2006-08-15 07:20:13
 
I can count to potato
2006-08-23 05:59:12
 
Bender wins!
2006-08-25 02:57:19
 
It's so true.
2006-08-26 10:48:28
 
The dialog sucked, until "and hitting them" Bender roxors though.
2006-08-29 19:21:16
 
Great to see a classic in Worthwhile. -CSM
2006-09-07 16:18:01
 
Yes I have
2006-09-12 15:42:58
 
YES, I ABSOLUTELY HAVE! I DO IT ALL THE TIME, AS A MATTER OF FACT!!
2006-09-15 18:10:27
 
nice
2006-09-15 18:11:37
 
Robots? FTW.
2006-09-16 00:08:17
 
I saw this episode a few days ago! Hilarious.
2006-09-16 00:11:56
 
i kill my babies in the shower
2006-09-16 00:13:42
 
They squirm too much.
2006-09-16 00:17:08
 
And I have. And I will. And they won't be my kids!
2006-09-16 01:12:06
 
I put that at the end of a college essay about violence in videogames and got an A.
2006-09-16 01:40:05
 
Bender owns
2006-09-16 01:56:17
 
amen lol jk
2006-09-16 03:36:03
 
*Sniff* makes me remember my childhood. Now I'm all warm and fuzzy inside.
2006-09-16 08:24:07
 
this show is far better than the simpsons
2006-09-16 10:05:58
 
olioliolioliolioliolioliolioliolioliolio
2006-09-16 10:11:08
 
Hell yeah I hit them! The fact they're not mine just makes it more fun!
2006-09-16 11:06:48
 
5'd for absolute truth!
2006-09-16 12:12:50
 
5 FOR BENDER.
2006-09-16 12:21:59
 
5
2006-09-16 12:28:11
 
haha
2006-09-16 12:35:09
 
LOL
2006-09-16 12:44:53
 
Wow. I watched this episode on Adult Swim a couple of nights ago and thought "Now that would make a great YTMND." Nice work.
2006-09-16 14:00:47
 
remember me
2006-09-16 14:09:08
 
would of been nice.
2006-09-16 14:17:18
 
The internet is yours!
2006-09-16 15:36:11
 
I made this site 5 months ago, what's with all the sudden love?
2006-09-16 15:45:06
 
I almost spit on the screen when he said "hitting them"
2006-09-16 16:02:39
 
I smoke a cigar, not a candy cane
2006-09-16 18:03:58
 
Sumguy21 approves of this message.
2006-09-16 18:25:11
 
Beaten by robot parents
2006-09-16 19:21:57
 
CHILLOUT FAM. WHO U TO GIVE ADVICE SON. INTERNET IS FULL OF FREAKS. THAT AIN’T ON SH*TT IN PERSON
2006-09-16 21:00:44
 
XD While I saw that coming, I still lol'd
2006-09-16 21:33:39
 
thought it was ok, then I saw people taking it seriously and getting angry. that made it funnier!
2006-09-16 22:06:52
 
and hitting them
2006-09-16 22:44:42
 
you fail, please try again ^_^
2006-09-16 23:17:24
 
2'd for no creativity.
2006-09-17 10:29:42
 
you win, keep up the good work. ;D
2006-10-06 21:53:27
 
FACT: When you pick up Gears of War November 12th, the voice you hear coming out of Marcus Fenix is the same voice that comes out of Bender.
2006-11-19 00:09:50
 
i
2007-04-23 09:42:58
 
F*ckin amasing
2007-04-30 00:40:43
 
He's right. You whites need to spank your children.
2007-08-03 20:32:35
 
Yeah, he is right. Sometimes you need to bust some ass.
2008-04-13 13:08:14
 
Wooo! Yeah, you all need to stop being pussies what with all your sissy "thinking" and just use the laziest possible method of discipline that the human mind can conceive.