Give the background image a gassian blur, and learn how to blend text.

Wow... that's just... wow... five'd

Superman one was great.

Uncle Caveman.

It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an Angel gets set on fire.

You lifted the quote, but that's still better. :D

Some were good some didn't need to be there.

WIN.

all quotes are lifted from other sites, deserving 1. however, 3'd because they probably lifted them too

The music works, but the looping is poorly done and ruins the awesomeness. fix it and you get a 5.

not original thoughts

You spelled "elbow" as "lbow".

I so want to do that airplane crash thing now :P

Awesome, I remember those things. You should update this, I know there's more of his stuff not mentioned yet.

5 for length

not so much a ytmnd as an email forward.

ever heard of adding a stroke to the text?

some of the text was difficult to read

i bet this would be funny if i could actually read the text.. make it white

genius

true words of wisdom

I'll be quoting this at school on Monday. Oh dear God...

if you're drinking tea and you eye starts to hurt, try taking the spoon out.

Nice.

FIVED OMFG OH YA BABY YEAH

I couldn't finish them all, so 4.

i can barely read the text.

too hard to read the text.

Great, but just a lil -1 because the quotes aren't yours and uncredited. I think some are from redmeat, but not sure.

for originality!

If you're ever falling from the Sears Tower, I think a good idea would be to stay real stiff like a dummy. Maybe then someone would try to catch you because hey, free dummy.

Oh, apart from people already complaining about the visibility from the text, your frames on the last few Jack Handy quotes go by too fast compared to the ones in the beginning.

ha i love these

these are good, but get a better background. plus, ive heard em all before. doesnt need to be a fad.

nice, i saw it the 1st time you did it with white txt and didnt vote... looks great now. 5'd

YES

so freaking hard to read

-1 b/c its hard to read the text over the background images, and a couple of the frames went way too quickly for their size. Other than that, it's pretty good!

very long, but hilarious

They actually published most of those into books. I had a couple. The stock photography made it much funnier than the actual skit, itself

1 for song

When your site is fived by mastersitsu, you know you've done something extrordinary

lol dude this sh*t is so good. did u write it urself? haha im crackking up, dudksej im so faeded rihjght now that might be it...

Good effort, but it's hard to read a lot of them given the background and text color

Loved every single one!

The end of it goes way too fast

fix this sh*t

haha

BLACK TEXT ON A DARK BACKGROUND IS HARD TO READ FRUITCAKE

Whoa...deep

Haha, that was wonderful. Loved it.

I sat through the whole thing, it's funny stuff. My main complaint is it's impossible to read easily. Otherwise, five'd.

too hard to read

I enjoyed it.