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| Site Title: | The 5000 are Saved By Jesus | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | Jesus5000.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | bbeaird | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-02-21 23:31:23 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Google images edited by me | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Macgyver Theme | ||||||||||
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| Description: | Long before Macgyver, there was Jesus - Part 2 - Jesus feeds the 5000 (John 6:5-14). Sequel to watertowine.ytmnd.com. Credit to Crushed for the suggestion. :-) | ||||||||||
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| Awesome, even better than the last Jesus + Macguyver! | ||||||
| im afraid i may go to hell for not upvoting |
+1 | |||||
| clever | ||||||
| OMFG AWESOME.
So many clever little changes to the fads. | ||||||
| lmao, I love how the kid beats him to the catchphrase at the end. | ||||||
| Lol, clever. | ||||||
| I think my gif editor is bumping the gif down a little bit..any suggestions? | ||||||
| Ahaha! This is really awesome. Love the wink and the voting thing! | ||||||
| nigglet stole your bike | ||||||
| Gif = fixed. | ||||||
| Jesus for king! | ||||||
| Nice! | ||||||
| win | ||||||
| +5 for the very last part | ||||||
| God, this fad keeps getting better and better ;-) | ||||||
| im sorry. -1 for weirdness. still good though. |
-1 | |||||
| weird is good | ||||||
| JK, I'm no downvoter | ||||||
| The Robots have taken me. Please send help. | ||||||
| Fantastic. | ||||||
| no seriously, marriage? I'm thinking, like, next weekend? :) | ||||||
| Jesus never downvotes. | ||||||
| He's Jesus, lol | ||||||
| I'm getting the feeling you're gonna be #1 for 2/22. | ||||||
| Ha ha ha! They should show kids YTMNDs like this instead of showing boring movies about it :P | ||||||
| niiiiiiice! | ||||||
| jk im no downvoter lol | ||||||
| Now this is PURE GOLD, Jesus was a hack, but still, awesome twist on the fad. | ||||||
| This will be number 1, it's already number 1 in my heart | ||||||
| best of all mc gayer fads | ||||||
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| lol | ||||||
| LOL, Jesus doesn't downvote, and neither should you, kids! | ||||||
| jesus lol. | ||||||
| awsome | ||||||
| It's funny because at the time Jesus probably never would have used the acronym "lol"! | ||||||
| my friend is on the phone like "IM LOGGING ON FOR THIS GUY, HE WINZ" so I did too, you're the man dog!!! | ||||||
| YES YES OH f*ckING YES! | ||||||
| Waziot, you fool | ||||||
| awsome | ||||||
| I usually hate this fad but this was funny | ||||||
| 5'd for Macguyver | ||||||
| Jesus would rub his belly in delight! | ||||||
| f*cking awesome, lol | ||||||
| Jesus can't do math. Adding 1 and then subtracting 5 would result in -4. | ||||||
| Jesus starts his YTMND voting scores at 5, therefore 5+1-5 = 1 | ||||||
| 5 for TASTEFUL jesus humor. |
-1 | |||||
| sh*ttiest f*ggotry comment ive ever seen | ||||||
| LOL, best f*ckin' MacGyver parody ever | ||||||
| gold | ||||||
| Fived just for the downvoting part. | ||||||
| You've turned my 1 into a 5, lol! | ||||||
| Ok the Macgyver thing was annoying but this is badass | ||||||
| there was no reason to make this a macgyver-type site. props to the j-man tho | ||||||
| lack of macgyver for -1 | ||||||
| csartanis, I think you need to look a little bit closer at the 15th frame... | ||||||
| Funny, and respectful. I like it. | ||||||
| 5'd just for being the first non-blasphemous YTMND with Jesus in it I've ever seen | ||||||
| lol nice | ||||||
| Jezus>Macgyver. And he's cool for not being a downvoter! | ||||||
| Macgyver is gay, and switching it with Jesus doesn't make it any better. However... the ending was much better than all the others. | ||||||
| i love all these mcguyver fads | ||||||
| Gave me a strange burst of faith. MacGuyver and Jesus together as one is very uplifting. | ||||||
| JK Im no downvoter! | ||||||
| 5'd for the same reason as capncrunk86 | ||||||
| PERFECT ENDING! | ||||||
| This is GOD. | ||||||
| Lol @ MAcgyvers head popping outta no where near the end. | ||||||
| Mixing up the "I'm Jesus, lol" at the end was very key to my 5 on this one | ||||||
| lol at first i thought the text was too fast but the dialogue you put in there was so funny u get a 5 | ||||||
| 5 for best prtrayal of a miracle EVAR! | ||||||
| Very clever! I love the wink and the appearance of MacGyver's face. Well done. 5'd | ||||||
| lol, JesuGuyver | ||||||
| nicely done sir /clap | ||||||
| I am confused. It's Passover. WTF are they doing eating regular looking bread? | ||||||
| clever
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| interrupting kid and the ;-) wins it. | ||||||
| haha neat | ||||||
| Too bad there were no Basketball or storage baskets back then. | ||||||
| he's jesus lol. | ||||||
| *spooge* | ||||||
| goddamn you for making me lol | ||||||
| the funny part is the kid interrupting | ||||||
| lol nice macguyver edit in there! | ||||||
| Teh Winnar!! | ||||||
| lol its jesus! :) | ||||||
| "j/k, I'm no downvoter" - I spewed coffee from my mouth. thanks.
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| Heaps of people have tried to do the thing with the fish and bread, but all failed.. You win. | ||||||
| Very funny. | ||||||
| Woohoo!!!! Jesus ftw! Props for including Bible verse. | ||||||
| I can't say I logged in just to 5 this, but I probably would have | ||||||
| You can't downvote Jesus! LOL | ||||||
| I thought Jesus was going to be pissed off for being interrupted. | ||||||
| Down. |
-1 | |||||
| up | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| I'm no downvoter, lol | ||||||
| 5 just for the end!!! | ||||||
| I luv jesus | ||||||
| Don't downvote Jesus. You might go to hell or something. Someone needs to somehow combine this fad with the episode where The Critic was on the Simpsons and called MacGyver gay. | ||||||
| :) | ||||||
| well done | ||||||
| 5 because Jesus isn't a downvoter and neither am I. | ||||||
| +1 for the 'i'm je..He's jesus, lol', but Jesus + Macgyver = Eternal fail. | ||||||
| IM JE-
CAUSE HE'S JESUS, LOL
;-) | ||||||
| The +1 for quick math, -4 for faith part rules | ||||||
| lolz | ||||||
| This needs more penis |
-2 | |||||
| lol nice | ||||||
| -100 for not really laughing out loud |
-1 | |||||
| Absolutely genius. | ||||||
| Finally, a Jesus-themed YTMND that's tasteful and not making fun of him. | ||||||
| "he's jesus, LOL" | ||||||
| Hall of fame, definitely. | ||||||
| Haha! Great ending. | ||||||
| +5 for image (Especially Macguyver). But -1 for wrong music. OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD! | ||||||
| If this YTMND were a man id suck his dick. | ||||||
| 5ed for the baskets | ||||||
| Yeah, a couple little clever changes make this one worth watching. Nicely done! | ||||||
| "I'm Je..." "He's Jesus, lol" = 5'd (classic) | ||||||
| i sort of like this fad. a lot. | ||||||
| the kid at the end FTW. ;) | ||||||
| another 5 for TASTEFUL humor | ||||||
| This is right where it belongs | ||||||
| amazing | ||||||
| haha, very nice one dude | ||||||
| it's jesus, lol! | ||||||
| Clicked expecting to 3 it at best, but that ending made it a 5. | ||||||
| JK, I'm no downvoter! haha | ||||||
| i like these jesus one's better | ||||||
| This is entirely unfunny. If Jesus had been Macgyver at the end it would have been at least decent. | ||||||
| If you're 5'ving this just for macgver, you're not aware of the current fad...anyway, the downvote reference + ending = instant win | ||||||
| Haha nice | ||||||
| You must be God. :)
I don't dare downvote God. | ||||||
| Secret Biblical MacGyver! | ||||||
| This fails | ||||||
| keke, the kid cuts him off. The voting thing was a little lame... but this guy had to be a magician or something. Either that, or people 2000 years ago were f*ckin' stupid. | ||||||
| JAY KAY | ||||||
| BEST JESUS YTMND EVER BEST MACGUYVER YTMND EVER | ||||||
| I hate the macgyver fad, but this is 5 worthy | ||||||
| the downvoter joke rocked | ||||||
| Oh man, Jesus rocks. | ||||||
| I love the Macguyver fad | ||||||
| 5'd for Jesus joke which isn't really blasphemy, plus the "I'm no downvoter lol" comment. :D | ||||||
| Terrible. MacGyver + Jesus YTMNDs suck ass. | ||||||
| feels like church | ||||||
| ;-) | ||||||
| OH HELLS YEH!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| Jesus >>> Macgyver! | ||||||
| I'm no downvoter! | ||||||
| LOL, im no downvoter | ||||||
| lol, Jesus! | ||||||
| Win. | ||||||
| The Biblical accuracy in this is astounding. I've I could vote, I'd 6 you. | ||||||
| If I were Jesus, I'd downvote everyone. | ||||||
| I usually hate jesus YTMND's, but this one was too damn good. Good job! | ||||||
| I normally hate MacGyver, but this is gold. | ||||||
| true story |
+1 | |||||
| You are amazing | ||||||
| Great interuption by that one guy, "I'm J" "Hes Jesus, lol" ";)" | ||||||
| Macgyver fad is decent, but jesus spin is incredible | ||||||
| Wish Sunday school was this fun when I was a kid, lol | ||||||
| I LUVED THE LAST PART!!! and also the first part...and also the middle...ahh blah I LUVED IT! +1 for quick math but -5 for lack of faith...jk im no down voter :} | ||||||
| best macgyver ever. jesus saying ";)" for the win | ||||||
| lol for a 1/4 of a second i was really confused why jesus was gettin covered by the kid | ||||||
| I laughed. | ||||||
| I have taken VinnyWeapons, you are all doomed! | ||||||
| lol, god has reserved a seat with a cushion warmer on it for you in heaven :) | ||||||
| thank you. | ||||||
| I'm downvoting this because the whole MacGyver thing is stupid and for the sh*tty MS Paint job, but The child interrupting Jesus made it immoral for me to give this a 1, so 2. | ||||||
| Jesus is the man now, dog! |
+1 | |||||
| Jesus is dead | ||||||
| Oh Jesus, you rascal. | ||||||
| 5 for something thats actually positive on ytmnd about Jesus (well, kinda) | ||||||
| This is great. | ||||||
| the shilling is english -5 macguyver fad sucks -5 i really enjoyed this =) +10 | ||||||
| omg 5 becuz jesus said lol | ||||||
| And he really did it too..... | ||||||
| The shilling is also what was in the Bible version I took this from... | ||||||
| Picture, sound, text. Not a f*ggy short film. | ||||||
| 5 for you. Can I have one too? http://stepinbananatime.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| +5 for merciful Jesus and for taking my idea, which I could never have even acted on in the first place. | ||||||
| Needs Mullet Man in the background. | ||||||
| nice ending. heheh! | ||||||
| Downvoters suck... | ||||||
| AN EXCELLENT AND CLEVER ADDITION TO THE FAD! | ||||||
| I lol'd at the 'downvoter' bit. | ||||||
| ;-) ftw
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| Jesus for King, lol!! | ||||||
| LOL great. Love the stealth macgyver | ||||||
| Wait, so there's actually people who still think LOL Jesus is funny? | ||||||
| excellent | ||||||
| "He's Jesus, lol" LOL! | ||||||
| WWJDV - what would jesus downvote? NOTHING! | ||||||
| 5 for actually making a Jesus lol YTMND somewhat funny. | ||||||
| +1 for quick math, -5 for lack of faith. JK I'm no downvoter | ||||||
| LOL. I'm not a downvoter either. | ||||||
| HAHAHAHAHA NICE INCLUDING OF "NO DOWNVOTER", AND THE ";-)" AT THE END !!! | ||||||
| its easy when your jesus ;) | ||||||
| IS THAT MULLET MAN I SEE | ||||||
| 5 for including the math thing :D | ||||||
| You win at life, +more. | ||||||
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| ;-) | ||||||
| 5 for historical accuracy. | ||||||
| teehee | ||||||
| +1 for math -5 for faith LOLLOOOLL Im no downvoter! | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| getting old, but this one was pretty well done | ||||||
| +5 for historical accuracy ("Jesus for king!") | ||||||
| Jesus FTW 5 stars or I go to hell | ||||||
| I loved it especialy the end....hilarious. | ||||||
| The bit at the end with the kid really sells this ytmnd. | ||||||
| If your a wow fan put in, "i conjured it" | ||||||
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| Jesus told me to upvote this site. | ||||||
| Great job voting 1 on "censored porn" to bring this piece of sh*t on place 5. This crap needs more penis! | ||||||
| I was about to downvote until the end when the kid changed it up.
haha, good stuff | ||||||
| lol nice ending | ||||||
| Censored porn is just a stolen image put to wave. And I find it creepy and kinda gross... | ||||||
| haha
i love you. | ||||||
| wow your good | ||||||
| Wow, that was good. ANd that little part showing Richard Dean Anderson... gold! | ||||||
| Funny AND it doesn't offend! | ||||||
| Stupid. | ||||||
| f*ckING AMAZING TO THE INFINITE POWER! You have become my new personal favorite. | ||||||
| Wow, best Jesus+Macgyver YTMND evar | ||||||
| PERFECT!!! | ||||||
| Hah. XD
ITS JUST FUNNY. :D 5 | ||||||
| inkdrinker is gay | ||||||
| Macgyver fad will never die! | ||||||
| xkcv;lzxcv;'lk;lk;'lk | ||||||
| If you wouldn't have changed the "I'm jesus, lol" part, I would have oned this. | ||||||
| hahahaa the kid at the end is the best | ||||||
| Thanks for the mention. When I saw the first one, I immediately thought of the greatest act of MacGuyvering of all time: Jesus managing to feed 5,000 people with some kid's lunch. | ||||||
| wasn't as good as the last jesus/macguyver, was gonna downvote, but that kid in the last scene made me LOOLLLLLOOOLOLOLOL!!! 5'd! | ||||||
| meh, religious humor bites. | ||||||
| LOL. But the appropriate money unit would be Shekels and not Shillings. | ||||||
| OMG WIN | ||||||
| That is excellent. | ||||||
| very funny and clever d('-')b | ||||||
| Not bad, not great. | ||||||
| nice twist at the end, makes it extra cheesy | ||||||
| Approved | ||||||
| best mcgyver fad thing ever | ||||||
| Needs EVERYONE laughing at the very end with a wide shot. | ||||||
| Both these fads you used suck. | ||||||
| wtf interpretation? RE class. lame | ||||||
| You stole my 5. | ||||||
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