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Site Title: Wedding Feast is Saved by Jesus
Site Domain: watertowine.ytmnd.com
Created by:  
bbeaird
Created on: 2006-02-19 21:30:25
Image Origin: Google images edited by me
Sound Origin: Macgyver Theme
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Description: Long before Macgyver, there was Jesus. (John 2)
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2006-02-19 21:34:39
 
This. is. awesome. totally 5'd!!!!! MCJESUS!
-1
2006-02-19 22:03:32
 
I had vowed to downvote all MacGyver fad sites, but this is some form of hybrid I just dont understand
-1
2006-02-19 22:04:05
 
you are jesus
-1
2006-02-19 22:04:17
 
When the music picked up and Jesus did the first lol, I laughed pretty hard.
-1
2006-02-19 22:05:22
 
jesus is 5'd
-1
2006-02-19 22:06:37
 
+1 For MacGyver fad. +1 for jesus. +2 for Macgyver theme song. +1 for idea.
-1
2006-02-19 22:07:41
 
The hot abercrombie men have taken me. Please do not send help.
-1
2006-02-19 22:08:24
 
Instant win. The MacGyver fad/music made it funny as sh*t. Bookmarked.
-1
2006-02-19 22:11:16
 
haha im suprised this hasn't been done already
-1
2006-02-19 22:16:39
 
oh sh*t this rocks
-1
2006-02-19 22:16:52
 
perfect
-1
2006-02-19 22:22:07
 
WTF!! NOOOOO! only MacGyver Can save the day in 14 seconds! RIP OFF RIP OFF!!!! That said, I LOL'D my head off.. 5'd! bwahahah
-1
2006-02-19 22:23:14
 
McJesus This I you When jesus +1 The Funny Instant haha oh perfect
-1
2006-02-19 22:24:47
 
+10 lol'd -5 macgyver fad
-1
2006-02-19 22:26:04
 
Jesus MacGyver...hmm...well, it works, considering Richard Dean Anderson IS God.
2006-02-19 22:27:57
 
LOL!!! GENIUS!
2006-02-19 22:32:04
 
YES! FTW!
2006-02-19 22:34:33
 
exactly what I thought it'd be
2006-02-19 22:35:06
 
In this context it becomes increibly apparent that the Macgyver theme sounds like it's straight out of a 16-bit Final Fantasy
2006-02-19 22:35:30
 
MacGyver has always been some sort of Jesus-Chuck Norris Hybrid.
2006-02-19 22:37:08
 
pretty good, top 15?
2006-02-19 22:37:09
 
o man amazing LOL
2006-02-19 22:41:52
 
when fads meet.
2006-02-19 22:47:55
 
-1 for bad math .............. if this takes place 2000 years ago, then jesus would be 6 ...............yet he has a beard.................O_O
2006-02-19 22:48:37
 
He said about 2000 years ago. You should delete your account for lack of reading comprehension.
2006-02-19 22:50:11
 
Ytmnd-War-Veteran is now officially the stupidest person on the planet. Congratulations!
2006-02-19 22:57:19
 
expected
2006-02-19 22:57:50
 
Jesus pwns.
2006-02-19 23:00:23
 
The music makes it!!!
2006-02-19 23:01:21
 
And he'd be 10, by the way.
2006-02-19 23:01:50
 
We need a McJesus, lol RPG.
2006-02-19 23:05:18
 
It could have been great. Make it funny.
2006-02-19 23:08:47
 
can't believe i didn't see it coming, but i started lolling when the macgyver music came in. by the end, i almost expected him to reveal that he is secretly macgyver.
2006-02-19 23:13:30
 
very clever
2006-02-19 23:18:23
 
Why didn't someone do this b4
2006-02-19 23:18:50
 
Thanks, everyone. :-) My first ytmnd - thought you would like it.
2006-02-19 23:19:16
 
One fad change I can live with.
2006-02-19 23:23:51
 
i 5'd it, lol.
2006-02-19 23:25:51
 
clever indeed. 5 stars. Religion is stupid. Might as well believe that the universe revolves around the earth.
2006-02-19 23:26:07
 
Simply awesome.
2006-02-19 23:34:22
 
Not a big fan of either of the two fads, but THAT was funny. Btw for those giving it a 1 cause of the "bad math" it says "About 2000 years ago"
2006-02-19 23:44:45
 
it was ok, IT NEED SOME JESUS WINKAGE
2006-02-19 23:46:01
 
The **** have taken me. Please send ****.
2006-02-19 23:47:17
 
Woohoo! Jesus!
2006-02-19 23:51:12
 
This is stupid. the punchline was obvious about 3 seconds into it.
2006-02-19 23:52:21
 
Nice.
2006-02-19 23:53:06
 
well done.
2006-02-19 23:53:38
 
Je5u5.
2006-02-19 23:54:59
 
Why the f*ck is this in the top five?
2006-02-20 00:00:03
 
One 5 is simply not enough. 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555
2006-02-20 00:00:15
 
Its Jesus, lol!
2006-02-20 00:03:09
 
Never though of the whole water to wine thing that way...LOL. Someone punch out a Jesus vs. McGyver [sic] or LOL JESUS RPG.
2006-02-20 00:20:02
 
will you marry me??
2006-02-20 00:52:49
 
Oh yes... Disrespectful... But true.
2006-02-20 00:54:46
 
You win.
2006-02-20 00:55:37
 
ftw.
2006-02-20 01:10:30
 
i have heard that story a million times
2006-02-20 01:17:35
 
thhhreeed because i LOVE the jesus fad but HATE the mcgayver fad...
2006-02-20 01:17:37
 
ADD EXPLOSION
2006-02-20 01:30:26
 
First thing, funny because Jesus sucks...Add a close up at the end for the, "I'm Jesus, lol." part.
2006-02-20 01:36:01
 
it shoulda been "its not hard when your Jesus lol!" Other than that, w00t!
2006-02-20 01:36:43
 
Hahahahahaha
2006-02-20 01:49:16
 
"Long before Macgyver, there was Jesus. (John 2)" = 5'd That was funny and a great idea.
2006-02-20 01:49:33
 
not funny. u suck =|
2006-02-20 01:53:02
 
You win, sir.
2006-02-20 01:55:00
 
jesus doesnt like this fad
2006-02-20 02:03:04
 
Macgyver = Jesus?
2006-02-20 02:03:13
 
Lame reasons for downvoting. What else were you expecting?
2006-02-20 02:06:00
 
Oh. I though titles were supposed to be meaningful descriptions. My bad...
2006-02-20 02:06:02
 
good job, the macgyver thing seemed like a bit of a jesus ripoff to begin with, nice job bringing it full circle
2006-02-20 02:42:46
 
NICE!
2006-02-20 02:46:23
 
-2 for Jesus not doing anything after that guy said OMG.
2006-02-20 02:58:50
 
fad melding...nice!
2006-02-20 03:18:52
 
MacJesus.
2006-02-20 03:27:25
 
jesus ftw
2006-02-20 03:35:17
 
i'm digging this fad more and more. well maybe just this one.
2006-02-20 04:27:15
 
parody of a parody FTW
2006-02-20 04:37:22
 
Funny without being offensive, good job.
2006-02-20 04:48:17
 
Jesus has a mullet...so does MacGyver.
2006-02-20 05:10:51
 
LOL
2006-02-20 05:15:10
 
LAWL! The blood of Christ!
2006-02-20 05:30:27
 
I want some wine. :(
2006-02-20 06:20:52
 
lack of macgyver ftl
2006-02-20 06:30:21
 
Awesome :D
2006-02-20 06:31:10
 
I liked it, but actually using MacGyver would've made it funnier. 4
2006-02-20 06:50:08
 
Why is the .gif at the bottom of the page?
2006-02-20 07:21:53
 
Hooray for the original.
2006-02-20 07:27:26
 
It was water that they believed to be wine; therefore, it tasted like wine.
2006-02-20 07:30:57
 
=5 for Jesus!
2006-02-20 08:22:21
 
That's IT? Sorry, man, but just taking a Bible story and making Jesus say "LOL" at the end of it doesn't cut it anymore.
2006-02-20 08:26:04
 
Okay, so apparently there's a McGyver fad I'm not aware of... still not that good.
2006-02-20 08:29:25
 
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Genious!
2006-02-20 08:38:03
 
You gotta have some serious balls saying OMG in front of Jesus
2006-02-20 08:38:36
 
Jesus > mgyver
2006-02-20 08:46:10
 
HI MY NAME IS YTMND... I ONLY LET YTMND'S THAT RIP OFF A TIRED FAD GET POPULAR.
2006-02-20 08:53:30
 
Yay, Christian sacrilege.
2006-02-20 09:07:47
 
Just as fictional as Mcguyver!
2006-02-20 09:27:53
 
Now that's clever man. As soon as I read the first line I had wished I thought of it. You earn your stars.
2006-02-20 09:57:57
 
Win. macgyverjesus.ytmnd.com
2006-02-20 10:00:10
 
Very clever
2006-02-20 10:00:12
 
YOU WIN, GOOD DAY SIR
2006-02-20 10:06:05
 
Yay, Christian sacrilege.
2006-02-20 10:37:38
 
two worst fads combined. I was gonna give this a 2, but "i'm jesus, lol"
2006-02-20 10:48:02
 
macgyver + chuck norris does in fact = jesus. It checks out.
2006-02-20 10:54:56
 
LOL Jesus
2006-02-20 10:57:02
 
I like the MacGyver theme. So, five.
2006-02-20 10:59:48
 
YOu are a god.
2006-02-20 11:04:38
 
I read about this in a book one time.
2006-02-20 11:04:43
 
haha! jesus! what can he not do?
2006-02-20 11:08:49
 
Oh yeah!
2006-02-20 11:34:23
 
theres 7 stone jars actually. lol still a 5
2006-02-20 12:06:10
 
nice parody
2006-02-20 12:08:01
 
jesus is so much cooler than macgyver
2006-02-20 12:08:09
 
Best thing to come out of the MacGuyer fad so far.
2006-02-20 12:10:07
 
Great idea, sub-par execution. Having a more complex/longer gif, basically- have jesus pop up, or switch images entirely- just doing the text bubbles is the easy way out. Great idea, but you need to milk it- especially the "jesus, lol" part.
2006-02-20 12:14:24
 
win
2006-02-20 12:20:37
 
too predictable
2006-02-20 12:25:12
 
haha, this beats all the other MacGyver sh*t
2006-02-20 12:29:42
 
...not bad...but uh...not 5....
2006-02-20 12:46:16
 
Alcohol>Laser Pistols. Jesus FOR THE WIN!
2006-02-20 13:26:56
 
Thanks for the feedback. For now, I really just wanted to get the idea out. If I have time later, I'll look into improving the gif itself.
2006-02-20 13:37:11
 
people who downvote this are failures at not just life, but existance as a whole
2006-02-20 13:47:16
 
Amazing. This is how the Macgyver fad started to begin with.
2006-02-20 14:00:13
 
yay for meshing 2 fads
2006-02-20 14:12:26
 
holy crap you can combine 2 fads instant 1
2006-02-20 14:17:31
 
+4 for making the fad good actually, +1 for "I'm Jesus lol"
2006-02-20 14:46:03
 
The mathematical formula wins.
2006-02-20 14:51:20
 
I find this funny so i shall reflect my emotions in yoru score
2006-02-20 14:57:44
 
Good one, Lol
2006-02-20 15:07:28
 
Not too bad. I think today I may just not be in a relgious funny mood.
2006-02-20 15:21:57
 
Holy crap. The feeding of the 2,000 with the fish and bread is coming next isn't it? "Jesus, the people are hungry!" "What do I have to work with?" "Five loaves of bread and three fish."
2006-02-20 15:43:23
 
5 for a Jesus site that't not completely offensive. But definitely go to a closeup of Jesus when he says "I'm Jesus, lol."
2006-02-20 15:44:51
 
Oh that Jesus! :D
2006-02-20 15:45:05
 
I was in tears as soon as I heard the music! FLAWLESS VICTORY
2006-02-20 15:48:57
 
Nice picture
2006-02-20 15:52:11
 
Finally, a funny Jesus site that isn't blasphemous :D
2006-02-20 15:55:20
 
haha, nice, was waiting for the 'I'm jesus, LOL' throughout
2006-02-20 16:02:57
 
THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS BACK FROM MacGyver!!!
2006-02-20 16:05:05
 
Win because Macguyver is a f*g
2006-02-20 16:05:21
 
Yes, this is obvious in hindsight. So to everyone who thinks this needs a 1 because they didn't make it: you suck. 5 for the idea alone.
2006-02-20 16:09:50
 
Crushed, that does it. Feeding of the 5000 soon to come...
2006-02-20 16:12:18
 
bbeaird, make the image go to this when he says "I'm Jesus, lol": http://art4god.com/images/original/smiling-jesus.jpg
2006-02-20 16:17:31
 
Either MacGyver is going to make me believe in Jesus, or the continuing question of whether or not Jesus tricked all of those people will make me believe the opposite.
2006-02-20 16:48:47
 
when macgyver theme started, i lawled
2006-02-20 16:54:49
 
You should show the H20 + 6 stone jars = 6 stone jars + CH3CH2OH. Where the f*ck did the carbon come from? Stupid religion...
2006-02-20 17:22:13
 
Awesome
2006-02-20 17:26:03
 
It's a Jesus modern kids can relate to!
2006-02-20 17:32:12
 
MacGyver = Jesus, its just that jesus was around first...congrats! Insta-5'd
2006-02-20 17:33:01
 
Jesus: The original MacGyver.
2006-02-20 18:07:12
 
Not much of a twist.
2006-02-20 18:11:43
 
That was just so funny for some reason... maybe Jesus saying lol is overwhelmingly funny....
2006-02-20 18:19:56
 
lol jesus
2006-02-20 18:20:06
 
damn i hella thought this was done before, Lol, glad somebody went and did it, else i wouldve made a very crappy version
2006-02-20 18:20:15
 
To all followers of Islam, watch how Christans take jokes about their religion; BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! (See, I didn't burn anything down!)
2006-02-20 18:49:13
 
Giving hope to MSPaint users everywhere! Nice job!
2006-02-20 19:38:13
 
mmm sacrilicious
2006-02-20 19:39:39
 
Remember when YTMND was supposed to be funny instead of just sh*t fads?
2006-02-20 19:45:22
 
religious, yet entertaining! 5 starz
2006-02-20 19:55:22
 
5'd for McGuyver
2006-02-20 20:19:00
 
predictability = unfunny.
2006-02-20 20:19:48
 
This really did happen, didn't it? Awesome.
2006-02-20 20:21:09
 
"I'm Jesus, lol"
2006-02-20 20:44:33
 
5 :D nice work http://iamjesus.ytmnd.com/
2006-02-20 21:00:31
 
lollol
2006-02-20 21:16:41
 
I didnt give it a 1 T_T . . . I gave it a 4 . . .
2006-02-20 21:32:32
 
the fact that you put 2 lol's in so close to eachother takes the impact away. "i know,lol" was funny though :]
2006-02-20 21:41:24
 
excellent
2006-02-20 22:24:03
 
Alright, the fad is getting old, but this was pretty funny.
2006-02-20 22:45:27
 
Not funny.
2006-02-20 23:00:46
 
It would have been funny if it wasnt such a hack piece of sh*t.
2006-02-20 23:05:28
 
yay 5'd
2006-02-20 23:16:03
 
see, THIS is what the macgyver fad can turn into. isnt this better??
2006-02-20 23:25:32
 
Part 2 is in the works...
2006-02-20 23:49:16
 
Gets a 4 for the Macguyver theme alone.
2006-02-21 01:24:13
 
I fail to comprend why I didn't see this coming. Very nice.
2006-02-21 02:47:56
 
i honestly quit looking at YTMND for a week or so to let the macgeyver fad die. don't f*cking parody. don't f*cking contribute. macgeyver is f*cking stupid. god damn it.
2006-02-22 00:23:02
 
probably the best non offensive ytmnd ever. not an easy task, that.
2006-02-22 01:31:46
 
Jesus starts his YTMND voting scores at 5, therefore 5+1-5 = 1
2006-02-22 02:57:01
 
Jesus + MacGyver + Non-blasphemous = 5'd
2006-02-23 16:08:54
 
wonderful
2006-03-11 14:32:08
 
Jesus > MacGuyver
2006-06-04 21:45:56
 
Hallelujah! JESUS FTW! Where were you when I was in Sunday School?? ;-)
2006-06-18 13:58:52
 
haha this is great
2006-06-22 01:09:25
 
Just ignore the downvoters. It's not our fault their mommies don't love them, and they don't know who their daddies are. 5'd for McJesus.
2006-06-22 10:59:06
 
rrofll jesus 4tw!!
2006-06-22 11:17:51
 
JESUS FTW!
2006-06-28 19:36:31
 
Meh.
2006-07-02 22:38:39
 
WiN
2006-07-03 00:31:17
 
Jesus.... the original Macguyver.
2006-07-09 15:26:26
 
OMG it's wine
2006-07-17 20:08:51
 
Macgyver + Jesus = 5
2006-08-02 12:17:56
 
THIS IS AMAZING!
2006-08-10 16:41:17
 
14 seconds?! i think not! more no seconds
2006-08-16 12:28:05
 
Win.rar
2006-08-20 00:04:24
 
The Best...Ever, lol
2006-08-22 04:05:50
 
rofl i was expecting something along the line of "i peed in the jars", but just going straight and saying "im jesus, lol" owned.
2006-09-05 07:04:39
 
I'll fave it, but only 'cause we killed the guy.
2007-04-07 12:41:43