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| Site Title: | Chuck Norris Owns Paddles! | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | cnop.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | jm8881 | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-02-09 22:35:12 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Dragonforce, then edited by me | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | TakeshiKaga.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
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| Description: | All those other YTMND's lie! Chuck has NO weakness! | ||||||||||
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| will he ever be stopped? | ||||||
| made me lol :) | ||||||
| grt | ||||||
| dude, dragonforce all the way | ||||||
| I know, I'm trying to give it up. | ||||||
| Damn right. | ||||||
| Ha HAA so true.. think head | ||||||
| lol, that'sa great!
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| nice, but animation needs to be faster...and dragonforce credited | ||||||
| The world needeed this YTMND. | ||||||
| needed | ||||||
| 5 for a classy response to pwner being his f*gtastic self. | ||||||
| Baby fetus cures paralysis. | ||||||
| His head moves like 500 years before the paddle is even near him. Such a good actor.
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| This is so awesome. | ||||||
| My clothes were scared and ran away. | ||||||
| Can I lend a n*gg* a 5? Yes... Yes I can. | ||||||
| genius | ||||||
| lol, more teens jerking to norris | ||||||
| and that isn't tehpwner, it's a poor impersonator, just like Lnkdrinker | ||||||
| Wtf!? Not even the paddle can stop him? | ||||||
| Chuck Norris = God.
Funny! | ||||||
| No more chuck norris please
This one is actually pretty funny
but still... no more chuck norris please | ||||||
| "lol, more teens jerking to norris"
Quoted for truth. | ||||||
| BWWWWAAAAAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! | ||||||
| 6 STARS. BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL | ||||||
| LOL I love it. | ||||||
| ????????????????????? | ||||||
| I knew that first clip was edited. This is obviously the real thing. | ||||||
| sweet | ||||||
| Chuck Norris+Dragonforce=Win | ||||||
| ^^pretty much sums it up | ||||||
| ADVANCE CHUCK NORRIS, DESTROY ALL PADDLES! | ||||||
| The Robots have taken me. Please send help. | ||||||
| nice. | ||||||
| it's funny cos it's true. | ||||||
| awesome | ||||||
| "lol, more teens jerking to norris" How'd you know? Are you that creep that keeps looking into my window late at night? | ||||||
| Lawl! | ||||||
| This is final proof, he's indestructible | ||||||
| Hah | ||||||
| 5d for truth | ||||||
| haha i love random ytmnds like this one | ||||||
| I KNEW IT!!! | ||||||
| MOTHER f*ckING FIVED | ||||||
| He moved a little! | ||||||
| it's ok | ||||||
| I hate paddles! Always stealing my girlfriends! | ||||||
| George Bush doesn't care about Chuck Norris. | ||||||
| Chuck Norris cries for Jesus. He's about as hardcore as a priest. | ||||||
| omg win! | ||||||
| You know how half-decent this could have been if you picked a song that wasn't already overused last year? | ||||||
| It's super effective! | ||||||
| 5 for whoever starts the fad where chuck norris gets his *ss kicked. | ||||||
| 1'd for Chuck Norris owned. | ||||||
| haha nice DL::D | ||||||
| chuck norris breaks a paddle? NO WAI! | ||||||
| Well no doubt. | ||||||
| 5'd for Chuck Norris. F*ckers. | ||||||
| hahahah | ||||||
| Wait! Didn't you hear? Chuck Norris jokes have hit myspace! They're ruined! http://norrismyspaceno.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| haha hilarious | ||||||
| This is the first and only Chuck norris YTMND that has made me smile. | ||||||
| FLAWLESS VICTORY! | ||||||
| haha I knew that him getting knocked out by that paddle was just crafty editing, just like when he got killed by Bruce Lee, They are always trying to take down Chuck but he can't be stopped! | ||||||
| f*ck NORRIS K THX | ||||||
| Hey! wait a second... | ||||||
| his one weakness is definitely not paddles | ||||||
| awesome | ||||||
| damn straight, texas walker ranger | ||||||
| 1'd for Chuck Norris | ||||||
| i like the edit | ||||||
| LMAO you win! | ||||||
| 7/5 | ||||||
| the probelm with chuck fad fans is that chuck has been on tv for what, 15 years? 10 at least. Then a fad starts so you all the sudden start to gush over him so that you can be cool. pathetic. get some free will. | ||||||
| gay/5 | ||||||
| seriously another song would get a 5. ANYTHING original would get ur 5 | ||||||
| YOU ARE GOLDEN | ||||||
| LOL BELL PEPPERS FAD MUSIC 4 TEH WIN! | ||||||
| how true | ||||||
| Win Win Win | ||||||
| funny | ||||||
| roflcopter | ||||||
| Dragonforce = teh secks + Chuck Norris = Unholy forces of *ss kicking. | ||||||
| That made me lol. +4 | ||||||
| Thank you for telling the truth jm. The other paddle video is obviously an immature hoax. | ||||||
| Norris is God | ||||||
| HAHAHAHAHA!! thats so cool!!! | ||||||
| Thats actually happened. They had to use trick photography and WWF-style taking hits to have that scene work.
1) Swing Paddle (record)
2) Chuck Norris falls over (record)
3) Combine Paddle Swing With Chuck falling over and add sound track. | ||||||
| .. also classic | ||||||
| pwnage | ||||||
| dragonforce ftw | ||||||
| For the guys saying "Dragonforce ftw"...this song's been out on ytmnd for a very long time...check "I love bell peppers" | ||||||
| He just pretended that his weakness is paddles. So thn people would try it on him, but then end up being round house kicked. | ||||||
| Go Chucky Go!!!! for more chuck pwnage, check out badtp.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| Interesting. | ||||||
| Chuck Norris can un-scramble an egg...good job | ||||||
| awesome | ||||||
| CHUCK NORRIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE. | ||||||
| lolz | ||||||
| Would be 5, but I have to -1 because you made him flinch. Chuck Norris does not flinch. | ||||||
| way to go dragonforce | ||||||
| chuck norrris=1 | ||||||
| har!
I'd upgrade to 5 if you can improve the paddle breakage! | ||||||
| Nice one | ||||||
| Of course he doesn't have a weakness | ||||||
| There seems to be a problem with this YTMND. Chuck Norris's head would not move on impact. | ||||||
| Fix citations. I don't think the image is from Dragonforce! | ||||||
