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Site Title: Tomahawk Missile is smart
Site Domain: tomahawk.ytmnd.com
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MercenaryFoxMcCloud
Created on: 2006-02-09 19:20:36
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Sound Origin: vitehite
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Description: How a tomahawk missile works. As some people are saying that just giving him credit is not enough. Here is vitehites URL, I just thought this picture was better for the sound. http://missileerror.ytmnd.com
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2006-02-09 19:25:42
 
interesting
 
2007-10-03 14:08:41
 
....?
 
2007-10-04 10:52:46
 
3rd
2006-02-09 19:33:34
 
who ever made that video should be shot
2006-02-09 19:35:55
 
trying to add this all up... and i believe it = MINDf*ck 5'd
 
2008-06-19 17:31:56
 
That's just a really complicated way to explain the process of elimination. For example, if you wanted to know what continent you're on, you can find out by ruling out that you're not on South America, Asia, Antarctica, Europe, Africa, and Austrailia. With every other wrong answer ruled out, you are left with the correct one- therefore in this case, you're in North America.
2006-02-09 19:38:05
 
gotta know where you were to know where you're going, that's deep maaaaan. *puff* i love weed
+3
2006-02-09 19:41:11
 
red rocket! red rocket!!
2006-02-09 19:42:07
 
There must have been like, a million double negatives in that long-ass sentence.
+1
2006-02-09 19:42:17
 
I would've felt better about it if he had even said "The pixies turn the missle as it flies through the air, picking the most succulent and intriguing targets." I mean, damn, what the hell was he saying?
+2
2006-02-09 19:43:07
 
looks like a penis. soi.
+1
 
2007-10-09 08:13:03
 
If your penis looks like that, please consult your doctor immediately.
+3
2006-02-09 19:43:12
 
This rocks so hard.
+1
2006-02-09 19:47:14
 
What in the BLUE BLAZING f*ck is that guy talking about ?!?!?!?!
2006-02-09 19:47:57
 
That's smart-talking.
2006-02-09 19:49:05
 
Also cocks.
+1
2006-02-09 19:49:14
 
yeppers. I wonder how he figured it all out. lol
2006-02-09 19:51:13
 
That's very deep, man.
2006-02-09 19:52:04
 
Whoa....
2006-02-09 19:52:05
 
Made me think too much...*melted my mind so im numb and gave you a 5*
2006-02-09 19:52:10
 
Wasn't it Kirkegaard who said you can only know what the Is of "is" is by knowing what "was" is and the significant Is, by a priori eliminating the essential Is-ness from the "was"-ness... no, wait, that was hashish...
+1
2006-02-09 19:53:59
 
And after the Tomahawk missle is done confirming its own existence epistomologically, it BLOWS SH*T UP !
+2
2006-02-09 19:54:57
 
oh i get it! where it is subtracted from where it isn't!!
2006-02-09 19:55:35
 
lawlercopter
2006-02-09 19:56:41
 
sounds like they tried to keep it as vauge as possible. to keep 'evil-doers' from figuring it out
2006-02-09 19:56:50
 
I've seen people say "I logged in to five this". I registered to five this.
+7
2006-02-09 19:57:40
 
Mindhax.
2006-02-09 19:59:37
 
wow caned all I have to say is wow. lol
2006-02-09 20:02:58
 
hahaha sweet
2006-02-09 20:03:36
 
f*cking ancient. But at least it's not terribly overused. And it's kind of funny, even if none of that funny owes to you.
-2
2006-02-09 20:03:41
 
I wonder if I can file for mental rape.
2006-02-09 20:03:46
 
http://tomahawkskeet.ytmnd.com/
2006-02-09 20:04:07
 
In before the downvoters. Nice find.
2006-02-09 20:05:13
 
When will then be now?
2006-02-09 20:05:51
 
OH REALLY WELL ISN'T THAT f*ckIN ENLIGHTENING
-1
2006-02-09 20:06:53
 
Que?
2006-02-09 20:08:08
 
lawl vectors.
2006-02-09 20:08:37
 
Oh man, I love that clip. The guy who got to say that must love himself deeply.
2006-02-09 20:09:05
 
I love Government lingo. 5!
2006-02-09 20:09:25
 
Funny
2006-02-09 20:09:56
 
Oo
2006-02-09 20:09:59
 
CONFUSION FTW?!?!?!
2006-02-09 20:10:10
 
*head explodes*
2006-02-09 20:14:25
 
anyone whocant understand that is a sped
2006-02-09 20:14:54
 
2 for using a wav.
2006-02-09 20:15:10
 
sounds like he is trying to translate a differential equation into ises and isntes
2006-02-09 20:15:13
 
You know, there's a way to explain a concept through analogy, to take an abstract mechanism and make it concrete - or, you can choose to completely frustrate understanding by talking bullsh*t. They chose the latter.
+1
2006-02-09 20:16:11
 
It subtracts where it's supposed to be from where it is? And where it is from where it isn't? Where is it supposed to be? Uhhhh....
2006-02-09 20:16:57
 
ok WTF.
2006-02-09 20:17:18
 
You ripped off this site: http://missileerror.ytmnd.com/
-1
2006-02-09 20:18:39
 
GeneralGK- scranton is in pa!
2006-02-09 20:18:43
 
the first ytmnd that actually made me laugh in a while. needs to be 6'd
2006-02-09 20:18:48
 
where this ytmnd is + where it should be - where it isnt - where it was = 5
2006-02-09 20:19:06
 
no, he didn't rip that site off, not only does he credit them for the sound origin, his is a far far funnier use of the sound clip. Good Day Sir.
2006-02-09 20:19:29
 
Hey LifeInGreen, don't be stupid look at the sound origin on my site. Sound origin: vitehite
2006-02-09 20:19:33
 
wtf
2006-02-09 20:21:21
 
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
2006-02-09 20:22:19
 
?
2006-02-09 20:24:26
 
hhhhiiii
2006-02-09 20:24:33
 
Ah yeah - someone else here had a point. IT's not just f*cking ancient, but it's duplicating an older site. Site suddenly has zero reason to exist. Back to 1 star.
-2
2006-02-09 20:25:22
 
5'd for inspiring me to make a new ytmnd right now based on this.
2006-02-09 20:26:18
 
lol
2006-02-09 20:26:25
 
this would be simpler if he'd use variables.
2006-02-09 20:26:41
 
Damn teleporting missiles...
2006-02-09 20:26:48
 
This comment is good because it knows that it is, or that it should be. Therefore it isn't bad because of the variation in the one extreme in relation to the other, devided by the differential of the goodness. Word.
+1
2006-02-09 20:28:29
 
red rocket!
2006-02-09 20:28:48
 
MINDf*ck
2006-02-09 20:28:53
 
i... have no idea... what he just said
2006-02-09 20:29:03
 
my brain's exploding
2006-02-09 20:30:21
 
that's awesome.
2006-02-09 20:30:24
 
Already been used. You get a 3 for admitting it though.
2006-02-09 20:31:55
 
"The missle knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't." WTF, what kind of retarded logic is that?
2006-02-09 20:33:10
 
I laughed at the opening of the gif.
2006-02-09 20:34:04
 
Pure gold.
2006-02-09 20:34:32
 
Wait... what?
2006-02-09 20:44:05
 
TEMPLATE MATCHING! SAY IT! IT USUES TEMPLATE MATCHING!
2006-02-09 20:44:07
 
Makes perfect sense to me.
2006-02-09 20:45:30
 
lol
2006-02-09 20:45:30
 
lol red rocket!! soi soi soi
2006-02-09 20:46:16
 
Hahaha that's interesting... and ridiculous...
2006-02-09 20:46:56
 
damn ... "I know where I am by knowing where i am not." wtf?!
2006-02-09 20:47:22
 
*BOOM* (Tendrils of DoomBoom's brain fly through the air)
2006-02-09 20:48:09
 
What an ingenious idea!
2006-02-09 20:48:28
 
5'd for phallus. ;o
2006-02-09 20:48:46
 
...my brain exploded trying to figure that out. 5'd.
2006-02-09 20:51:12
 
*head asplodes*
2006-02-09 20:53:40
 
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
2006-02-09 20:54:41
 
i am where i'm not
2006-02-09 20:56:15
 
do you gotta be stoned to watch this or what it isnt? cause i gotta tell ya, i just smoked a little joint and found that where i was was the difference between where i should have been or where i wasnt. i love this
2006-02-09 21:00:47
 
this is so awesome, I love how that guy says all that
2006-02-09 21:01:03
 
It's Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jargon".
2006-02-09 21:03:24
 
my brain hurts :(
2006-02-09 21:04:01
 
I fully understood this. Am I weird?
2006-02-09 21:07:39
 
Yay DoD!!!!!
2006-02-09 21:17:21
 
...it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't or vice versa. wow. lmao.
2006-02-09 21:34:27
 
Lmao...Win.
2006-02-09 21:35:16
 
As an old teacher of mine used to say after explaining something, "Clear as mud?"
2006-02-09 21:35:24
 
Sounds like my physics class
2006-02-09 21:35:41
 
wtf is that n*gg*babble? 10/5!
2006-02-09 21:37:47
 
as long as the position where it ends up has a fundamentalist muslim at it, I dont care how it gets there.
2006-02-09 21:37:48
 
Holy crap that's funny.
2006-02-09 21:44:18
 
HAHA wdf
2006-02-09 21:49:18
 
How the hell can where you are be greater than where you aren't?
2006-02-09 21:49:50
 
That's a joke and not a real documentary, right? Please tell me that's a joke. o_o
2006-02-09 21:50:00
 
meh
2006-02-09 21:50:54
 
god that was funny!
2006-02-09 21:53:31
 
MY HEAD A-SPLODE!
2006-02-09 21:53:39
 
stuff like this is the reason i failed science class
2006-02-09 21:54:55
 
If my hand isn't on the keyboard than it must be...in my pants! Locked on an intriguing target I must pressume.
2006-02-09 21:56:13
 
penis lol
2006-02-09 21:57:55
 
He just kept talking in one incredibly unbroken sentence...
2006-02-09 21:58:07
 
LMFAO @ curtis-c-flush
2006-02-09 21:58:23
 
I understood it >_> Essentially The missile knows where it starts, and where it is at all times if it doesn't know where it is, but it know's it's in range of swhere it's supposed to be, or where it was supposed to start from, it calculates where i
2006-02-09 21:59:32
 
cut-off^ :(
2006-02-09 22:00:47
 
5
2006-02-09 22:03:07
 
Wait....what?
2006-02-09 22:03:13
 
If a missle falls in the woods, does it make a sound, or is it still trying to figure out where it isn't?
+2
2006-02-09 22:04:15
 
XD
2006-02-09 22:08:12