interesting

....?

3rd

Tom "Cruiser" Cruise approves! To LRH! *Salute*

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this ytmnd is not where it should be and therefore should not be here. 1

-1

who ever made that video should be shot

trying to add this all up... and i believe it = MINDf*ck 5'd

+1

That's just a really complicated way to explain the process of elimination. For example, if you wanted to know what continent you're on, you can find out by ruling out that you're not on South America, Asia, Antarctica, Europe, Africa, and Austrailia. With every other wrong answer ruled out, you are left with the correct one- therefore in this case, you're in North America.

+1

You can't FAV a ytmnd that's older than the FAV rating! haha

gotta know where you were to know where you're going, that's deep maaaaan. *puff* i love weed

+5

red rocket! red rocket!!

+1

There must have been like, a million double negatives in that long-ass sentence.

+2

I would've felt better about it if he had even said "The pixies turn the missle as it flies through the air, picking the most succulent and intriguing targets." I mean, damn, what the hell was he saying?

+3

looks like a penis. soi.

+1

If your penis looks like that, please consult your doctor immediately.

+5

This rocks so hard.

+1

What in the BLUE BLAZING f*ck is that guy talking about ?!?!?!?!

+1

That's smart-talking.

Also cocks.

+1

yeppers. I wonder how he figured it all out. lol

That's very deep, man.

Whoa....

Made me think too much...*melted my mind so im numb and gave you a 5*

+1

Wasn't it Kirkegaard who said you can only know what the Is of "is" is by knowing what "was" is and the significant Is, by a priori eliminating the essential Is-ness from the "was"-ness... no, wait, that was hashish...

+2

And after the Tomahawk missle is done confirming its own existence epistomologically, it BLOWS SH*T UP !

+3

oh i get it! where it is subtracted from where it isn't!!

lawlercopter

sounds like they tried to keep it as vauge as possible. to keep 'evil-doers' from figuring it out

I've seen people say "I logged in to five this". I registered to five this.

+8

I did the exact same thing.

+1

Mindhax.

+1

wow caned all I have to say is wow. lol

hahaha sweet

f*cking ancient. But at least it's not terribly overused. And it's kind of funny, even if none of that funny owes to you.

-3

I wonder if I can file for mental rape.

+1

http://tomahawkskeet.ytmnd.com/

In before the downvoters. Nice find.

When will then be now?

+1

OH REALLY WELL ISN'T THAT f*ckIN ENLIGHTENING

Que?

lawl vectors.

+1

Oh man, I love that clip. The guy who got to say that must love himself deeply.

+1

I love Government lingo. 5!

+1

Funny

Oo

CONFUSION FTW?!?!?!

+1

*head explodes*

+1

anyone whocant understand that is a sped

2 for using a wav.

sounds like he is trying to translate a differential equation into ises and isntes

You know, there's a way to explain a concept through analogy, to take an abstract mechanism and make it concrete - or, you can choose to completely frustrate understanding by talking bullsh*t. They chose the latter.

+2

It subtracts where it's supposed to be from where it is? And where it is from where it isn't? Where is it supposed to be? Uhhhh....

+1

ok WTF.

+1

You ripped off this site: http://missileerror.ytmnd.com/

-2

GeneralGK- scranton is in pa!

the first ytmnd that actually made me laugh in a while. needs to be 6'd

where this ytmnd is + where it should be - where it isnt - where it was = 5

+1

no, he didn't rip that site off, not only does he credit them for the sound origin, his is a far far funnier use of the sound clip. Good Day Sir.

Hey LifeInGreen, don't be stupid look at the sound origin on my site. Sound origin: vitehite

wtf

The Robots have taken me. Please send help.

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hhhhiiii

Ah yeah - someone else here had a point. IT's not just f*cking ancient, but it's duplicating an older site. Site suddenly has zero reason to exist. Back to 1 star.

-3

5'd for inspiring me to make a new ytmnd right now based on this.

lol

this would be simpler if he'd use variables.

+1

Damn teleporting missiles...

+1

This comment is good because it knows that it is, or that it should be. Therefore it isn't bad because of the variation in the one extreme in relation to the other, devided by the differential of the goodness. Word.

+2

Lol you spelled "divided" wrong.

+2

red rocket!

MINDf*ck

+1

i... have no idea... what he just said

my brain's exploding

that's awesome.

Already been used. You get a 3 for admitting it though.

"The missle knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't." WTF, what kind of retarded logic is that?

I laughed at the opening of the gif.

Pure gold.

Wait... what?

TEMPLATE MATCHING! SAY IT! IT USUES TEMPLATE MATCHING!

Makes perfect sense to me.

lol

lol red rocket!! soi soi soi

Hahaha that's interesting... and ridiculous...

damn ... "I know where I am by knowing where i am not." wtf?!

*BOOM* (Tendrils of DoomBoom's brain fly through the air)

What an ingenious idea!

5'd for phallus. ;o

...my brain exploded trying to figure that out. 5'd.

*head asplodes*

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

i am where i'm not

do you gotta be stoned to watch this or what it isnt? cause i gotta tell ya, i just smoked a little joint and found that where i was was the difference between where i should have been or where i wasnt. i love this

this is so awesome, I love how that guy says all that

It's Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jargon".

my brain hurts :(

I fully understood this. Am I weird?

Yay DoD!!!!!

...it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't or vice versa. wow. lmao.

Lmao...Win.

As an old teacher of mine used to say after explaining something, "Clear as mud?"

Sounds like my physics class

wtf is that n*gg*babble? 10/5!

as long as the position where it ends up has a fundamentalist muslim at it, I dont care how it gets there.

Holy crap that's funny.

HAHA wdf

How the hell can where you are be greater than where you aren't?

That's a joke and not a real documentary, right? Please tell me that's a joke. o_o

meh

god that was funny!

MY HEAD A-SPLODE!

stuff like this is the reason i failed science class

If my hand isn't on the keyboard than it must be...in my pants! Locked on an intriguing target I must pressume.

penis lol

He just kept talking in one incredibly unbroken sentence...

LMFAO @ curtis-c-flush

I understood it >_> Essentially The missile knows where it starts, and where it is at all times if it doesn't know where it is, but it know's it's in range of swhere it's supposed to be, or where it was supposed to start from, it calculates where i

cut-off^ :(

5

Wait....what?

If a missle falls in the woods, does it make a sound, or is it still trying to figure out where it isn't?

+3

XD

i sucks at math.

WE RIDIN ROCKETS ALSO COCKS

God damn, that confuses me.

Zen comedy

You know you got a 5, because you know you didn't get a 1, 2 3 or 4.

wait, so the missile knows where it is because of where it isn't, but it can't be where it isn't because of where it was by trying to get to where it can't? mindf*ck ftw!

Lol, FTW??

I give this YTMND a 5 because it wasn't a 4 that isn't a 3 but is a 2 and a 1 put together

... ok listen, i prefer the missionary position. that's my mission! i also like fishin,' you get the idea.

5 for reminding me that my humor is still as childish as it was since I was 4.

hahahahahah wtf??

I actually understood....

*Slowly lapses through the first stages of a coma*

lol

It's your best one yet man.

huh?

This a copy. You did quote the user at least, so I won't downvote, but add the site URL. You do get points for the better picture.

My mind!

Haven't heard this one before.

ROFFLE

I've written a short paper after studying the audio piecewise. Enjoy. http://tomahawklogicrevealed.ytmnd.com/

You're a genius.

You Really have to be a rocket Scientist to understand that (Pun intended)

This is the greatest thing I have every heard. I am going to listen to this until I understand it, or I just go crazy, whichever comes first.

LOL simplification of circular error probability

+2

lol, PID control

umm... Im so confused

Wait, what?

f*cking duh.

haha i like it!

That's a nice mindf*ck.

This wasn't a 5 because it didn't know where it wasn't. It's a 5 from where it wasn't to now where it is before it goes to where it wasn't.

by knowing where this site originally was, you all now know where this site shouldnt be, which is where it originally wasnt, furthermore..screw it, 5

Lovely.

I now know why there are so many friendly fire accidents in the American military...

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

and thats my friend is where the expresion "This aint Rocket science" Came from.

this gif makes me horny for some reason...

where it is, where it wasntwhere it is, where it wasntwhere it is, where it wasntwhere it is, where it wasntwhere it is, where it wasntwhere it is, where it wasnt AHHH

you're all just stupid, this is easier to understand than uncertainty.

The people who wrote that, write the terms and conditions of credit cards. This I am sure of.

+2

lawlermissle

omg i cant breathe from laughing so hard OMG

translation: it f*cks sh*t up

its simple by knowing where you want to get you can calculate how far you are from where you want to get. then make corrections to point your self toward that place or where you aren't.

That was one of the most confusing things I've ever listened to in ages.

Boring

so, supposing that it was here and should go there, where is it now?

The missle can't "know where it's not", that's absurd. The number of places you're not is always infinite. The only thing the missle could "deduce" about where it's not is that it's not at the target yet.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah was funny for a few seconds

That was very informative.

LMAO NEGRIOD

This sounds way too much like my Philosophy of Being class...

holy hell

LOL

i mean i guess i'll use convuluted math instead of a map.

where isn't osama bin laden

My brain hurts

argh, its like The Architect.. *head f*ck-splodes*

i think this is my favorite YTMND ever

Serious?

sounds like my calculus professor

I've taken second-year college-level Physics classes and even I don't know what the hell this guy is talking about.

Okay, is this where the funny IS or ISN'T? I'm confused.

so where the f*ck IS it? where it is or where it isn't???!?

intentionally convoluting and not actually engineering = failure at humor

Life now makes perfect sense to me.

lawlerpenis, my head exploded

f*cking great

It knows where it isn't because it knows where it is. By subtracting from where it is from where it isn't, or from where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a devaition. I USE THESE DEVIATIONS TO SUMMON SATAN. CONSEQUENTLY SATAN

Here's a better definition: the difference between an observed value and the expected value of a variable or function.

I actually understood what you just said. Well done for explaining in one sentence what that guy couldn't in about half an hour. :D

It knows where it isn't because it knows where it is. By subtracting from where it is from where it isn't, or from where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a devaition. Also cocks.

lmfao.. that's f*cking hilarious

so very phallic

Double you tee eff?

http://missileerror.ytmnd.com stolen

-1

that f*cking voice actor needs to learn to inhale off mic

+1

Chocolate Rain style

Fire whoever wrote that.

No vote since it's a remake, but that's damn funny.

+1

ahahahahaha

LOL

Dammit, I came so close to understanding this... :(

+1

Absofreakinglutely hilarious. 5'd hardcore style.

WTF?

most original I've seen in a while. a big '5'

ROFL! Brilliant! *sets mustache on fire via way of Scented Oil Diffuser*

w....t....f.........

what the f*ck

Exellent

A MINDf*ck INDEED!

I COULDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING. 5+ for MINDFCUK!

"sounds like he is trying to translate a differential equation into ises and isntes" That's exactly what he did: If PosCurPos then NextPos=CurPos-Pos. Right?

aaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahaha wtf?

I had this on for like 20 minutes straight, and it still makes no sense to me.

I thought of something and I wanted to say what it is but suddenly now I want to say what it isn't. So I subtracted what it was from what it wasn't, whichever was greater, and.. oh forget it.

i find the lack of a sense of humor on some people amazing

Riiiiight. I'll take a dozen.

sounds like a Donald Rumsfeld speech

The missile reminds me of the Whale from Hitchhikers guide to galaxy. As soon as the thing finally realises where it is, it finally smashes into where it's going.

Wow. That was retarded.

The f*ckING CLOUDSONG knows where it is at all times. The stapler knows where it is at all times. The taco nazi knows where it is at all times. The LEEEROY JEEENKINS knows where it is at all times. The bike knows where it is at all times. The Yiddish cup

+1

tomahawk missile.. is alive.

Who said drug lords never did anything for miliary R&D?

hahhahha this is great

I figured it out, it's in Milwuakee.

Ofcourse! It all comes together now. MU HA HA HA HA!

Can I interest you in a retro encabulator?

I'm not sure where the f*ck I am after I listened to that... or where I isn't.

MINDf*ck

*brain explodes*

What in the cocks

Hmm. I actually understood that...

Can you say redundant?

oookay then.

Well then maybe the Tomahawk missle can figure out what this guy is saying.

In the top 15 this ytmnd is, and it knows that stuck with all the other sh*tty ytmnds it isn't.

I think blood has begun leaking from my nose.

I remember watching a WWII video stating "Hitler was unscrupulous in the fact that he lacked scruple."

that's exactly how i get around.

Ok. Got it. 5 for science. Bill Nye would approve. By the way, just because you gave credit doesn't mean you didn't rip it off. It just means you told everyone about it.

That's SO funny!

Changed my life. racist