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| Site Title: | Letter About Safety Not Guaranteed Person | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | allenjones.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | DancinJesus | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-02-04 23:19:05 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | uncited | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | FF and Scarface | ||||||||||
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1 | 2
| somethnig tells me its fake but ill 5 it any way | ||||||
| f*ckING HILARIOUS! | ||||||
| Dont start this f*cking fad | ||||||
| 5'd for hilarity. | ||||||
| I'm so sorry...please tell Dwane I'm sorry for laughing at him. /cry | ||||||
| If your really allen jones, PROVE IT | ||||||
| Damn, I can't believe we all laughed at him like that. I feel like sh*t for NEVER GOING WITH HIM, BUT I'LL GO NOW im soo sorry! | ||||||
| you can't get much better than this | ||||||
| I'm sorry, but I do not have any pictures of proof on me right now. I could provide some in a couple of weeks, but now is no good. I could scan my driver's license if you want | ||||||
| no way | ||||||
| Why don't you just TIME TRAVEL A WEEK AHEAD AND GET A PICTURE? That is, if you don't mind the safety risks. | ||||||
| I told you, MY BROTHER CANNOT TIME TRAVEL. He has several serious mental conditions which make him think that he can do crazy things, like travel in time | ||||||
| Well done music :D | ||||||
| 0 for suck. | ||||||
| This is hysterical. My favorite part is about the blood clots in the hair roots. | ||||||
| I'm sorry but it's a lie. We have photographics evidence your brother did travel in time, and more than once (unless all those picture were from the same trip). | ||||||
| 5'd for being the first to do this and actually doing it quite well. | ||||||
| NO WAY HIS NAME IS DWANE JONES?!? SWEET!! | ||||||
| this fad sucks because it take enitrely too long to find out somthing is not funny. | ||||||
| awesome | ||||||
| 5. | ||||||
| Great parody | ||||||
| OMGZ! THAT'S RACIST! | ||||||
| So is it safe then? | ||||||
| I can't imagine you using the Scarface music if this is actually supposta be legit | ||||||
| Considering the name inconsistencies (Dwane - Duane), and the barber paranoia comment, I don't habeeb it for a second. | ||||||
| 5'd for out of tune FF6 | ||||||
| lololol you win at internet | ||||||
| Loving that sound edit | ||||||
| if you want to be taken seriously, i suggest you not use a name like DancinJesus | ||||||
| This is an instant classic, take that Allen Peppers! | ||||||
| you broke my life | ||||||
| OWNED BITCH | ||||||
| Oh come on, like he would name this YTMND that he created Leter to Safety not Guaranteed Person and switch Forever Rachel to Scarface like that.... | ||||||
| rofl too bad the picture doesn't go with the article. classic failure. | ||||||
| too long, forged, gay | ||||||
| 4'd because you can't seem to decide whether it's "Dwayne" or "Duane" | ||||||
| God, you guys are dumb as f*ck huh? | ||||||
| so good | ||||||
| zomg its fake | ||||||
| lol, a nice parody of ze peppers | ||||||
| Needs more jokes | ||||||
| Good use of music, but it's gonna start yet another fad. | ||||||
| Ungodly. | ||||||
| He spells the name "Dwane" and "Duane." -3 | ||||||
| http://sngebay.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| Man, you're right. I've deleted all my Safety Not Guarenteed YTMNDs. I hope you all do the same. Dwayne is a human being! | ||||||
| If your falling for this I'm going to scream... It's fake, duh, but it's so funny
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| No DUH it's fake, but he wasn't the first to do it, I don't think. I've seen one or maybe two fake letter sites already.
But the point is, it's fake and hilarious. =D | ||||||
| The Robots have taken me. Please send help. | ||||||
| FAKE :( | ||||||
| I just don't believe it's real, but it's pretty good and the sound is great. | ||||||
| I like it. | ||||||
| this is as funny as gorilla throwing sh*t at an old woman! FAD'D! wait... plz dont make this a fad, its too much reading to do on one ytmnd every single day | ||||||
| UNIVERSE TIER | ||||||
| This touched me far more than the Peppers letter. :( | ||||||
| 5'd for uzi9mm's comment | ||||||
| qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm | ||||||
| ROFLf*ckINGCOPTER at everyone who thinks this is intended to be SERIOUS. | ||||||
| hehe, great job with the music | ||||||
| Winned. | ||||||
| ahaha
5. nice job. | ||||||
| this is looking to be a good fad.......http://samusdidintsaythemagicword.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| ahaha | ||||||
| 5'd for teh music. | ||||||
| rop5 | ||||||
| Take that, Allen Peppers! | ||||||
| the joe dirt made me 5 it | ||||||
| funniest ytmnd i have seen in months! 5 for awesomeness. people who think this is real, get up on the times. | ||||||
| Sucks, bad ripoff of the allen peppers site. | ||||||
| the music is awesome haha, best part. | ||||||
| lol great new fad | ||||||
| Congratulations, you f*cking WIN. | ||||||
| I keep making myself feel horrible but omg ..it's still funny damnit!!!!!! it's stil funny!! | ||||||
| Letter=okay. Music= 10'd. | ||||||
| THATS BULL sh*t! FIRST YOU SPELLED IT DWANE, THEN DUANE! LIAR! | ||||||
| I hate huge dumbasses. And by "hate" I mean "love", and by "dumbasses" I mean "this ytmnd". | ||||||
| give a better proof... | ||||||
| 5. Nice music change ftw. | ||||||
| would have been better if you tried recruiting people instead. | ||||||
| so many parts of this are worthy of 5. "a true to life Joe Dirt" and "blood clots that prevent even the smallest amount of class" are great. | ||||||
| *weeps* ... Now I must delete my mullet-man site. I am truly sorry. Please tell your brother I love him. | ||||||
| Hey !!! you spelled it DWAYNE once and then DUANE! .. .what gives? YOUR A FAKE! (..lol but i'm not going to one you for it) | ||||||
| PROVE IT LOL | ||||||
| Dancin Jesus FTW!
LUEshi FTW! | ||||||
| This is some awesome sh*t, you win! | ||||||
| Hilarious! | ||||||
| 5 for that line about blood clots forming around his brain, leaving him unable to perform anything with class :D. Too funny! | ||||||
| AMAZING MUSIC FADE | ||||||
| lolololololololololol | ||||||
| FTW!!!! | ||||||
| fake | ||||||
| nicely done! | ||||||
| oh my lord... this is brilliant | ||||||
| I sense I very fine fad coming on. | ||||||
| HEY OMG YOU GUYS THIS IS FAKE OMG OMG IT'S SO LAME HE SPELLED DUANE WRONG LIKE 5 TIMES OMG FAKER. Seriously, you fvck-tards. Eat sh*t, this is funny. | ||||||
| LOL freat parody this is the funniest thing i have read since the bauman emails also tell some of these people this is a fake. | ||||||
| +5 for barber paranoia | ||||||
| I cant believe people are actually taking this seriously, its fak ON PURPOSE! go read the allen peppers letter, you dumbf*cks. | ||||||
| If it wasn't for the song transition, this would be nothing. | ||||||
| Great parady | ||||||
| 5'd for the idiots thinking this is real | ||||||
| no one spells dwane that way. | ||||||
| brilliant | ||||||
| 5'd
pure genius | ||||||
| Win for parody! | ||||||
| I was so gonna 1 star this until the music changed :D | ||||||
| Brilliant! | ||||||
| Excellentttt | ||||||
| Makin fun of BP -1000000000000000000000000000000000000 makin fun of that guy + 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 | ||||||
| OH MY f*ckING GOD YOU OWN. | ||||||
| Barber paranoia?LOL! | ||||||
| 5 for the idiots who believed people actually thought this was real, and who struggle with the concept of PARODY. | ||||||
| Btw, this isn't real and I have proof. I looked up the IP of the user who submitted DancinJesus' "drivers license" and it was sent from a computer in my college campus. | ||||||
| Respect to Dwane | ||||||
| I then checked the surveillance cameras from the campus library during the exact hour the file was sent, and located the person, who turned out to be me. It was at that point that I realized I had tracked my own IP instead of Dancin Jesus' IP. I cried. | ||||||
| Lol, thats just what they want us to think. | ||||||
| dwayne jones lol | ||||||
| Actually, I kinda don't like this site, the guy in Safety not Guaranteed is a bad ass, this just makes fun of him. | ||||||
| and once again, stupid relatives ruin someones chances at becoming a god | ||||||
| Very awesome. The only thing I would suggest is to make the FF music part longer. It's so awesome when you first hear the changeover, but it would be cool if you got used to the FF music first. | ||||||
| i bursted out laughing when the music changed :D | ||||||
| wait, | ||||||
| 5 for the music | ||||||
| Completely brilliant. I'm laughing as I type this. The truth about Safety Not Guaranteed FTW! | ||||||
| It would be nice if some people actually did some research before 1ing people's sites. THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REAL. It is not "forged", idiot. It is a parody of the fake Allen Peppers letter. | ||||||
| rofl win | ||||||
| Haha Dwane is GOd! | ||||||
| lol i was about to send off for a time machine as well... | ||||||
| too much reading | ||||||
| safety sux, scarface sux, final fantasy emo sux, but put them together and push it to the lulz... 3'd | ||||||
| make it loop better | ||||||
| i doubt this is real | ||||||
| BARBER PARANOIA = FAILS HARD | ||||||
| yes | ||||||
| Hilarious. | ||||||
| the sound was very well done | ||||||
| stupid | ||||||
| nope | ||||||
| needs the pick so dumb people know what its about | ||||||
| DUDE! BEST YTMND EVAR! | ||||||
| LOL U PWNER | ||||||
| So AJ Styles wrote the letter? Oh, and this is a fake. | ||||||
| I can't belive some people on this comments page don't understand the concept of parody... | ||||||
| Never mind though, that's partly why it's funny. | ||||||
| 5 for the people who thought it was real/are telling other people it's fake | ||||||
| some people just don't understand parodies | ||||||
| ^_____^ | ||||||
| I AM BELIEVE YUO! | ||||||
| You pushed it to the limit.
5'd | ||||||
| five period | ||||||
| Someone get Boomaga to read this one aloud, and add a "LAWL". | ||||||
| The letter is a little long, but the music switch is f*cking great. 5'd! | ||||||
| 5 for making fun of Allen Peppers. | ||||||
| omg I'm so sorry I've deleted all my safety not guaranteed ytmnds and I apologize...
NOT! 5'd | ||||||
| 5 for the music. | ||||||
| These stupid letters from fad victums concerned family members are getting old. It wasn't even funny the first time, why should it be funny now? | ||||||
| Great!! | ||||||
| I am so soory! | ||||||
| Win. | ||||||
| Bad grammar(mine ain't great either),but funny as hell. | ||||||
| okay but these long letter ones are getting a tiny bit old | ||||||
| instant +5 for carrying on the fad i started with picard, +eleventy billion for the music | ||||||
| :D:D:D
Funny as hell.
+5!!! | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| HAHAHA! | ||||||
| FKAE! lol
5'd for that fading music | ||||||
| I am feeling unlimited joy | ||||||
| hahah safety guy is my favourite fad on YTMND!! SAFETY FTW! | ||||||
| Text doesnt make sence.
Dwane, Duane.
Disorder, alleged disorder.
Paranoid hyperactive..., Barber paranoia.
Text is kinda cluttered in parts...
Anyway I still laughed. | ||||||
| Are they bad enough dudes to start a YTMND fad?? | ||||||
| This is amazing! | ||||||
| Oh this is just mean, dont be a dick about the peppers thing. | ||||||
| Are you really Allen Jones? Oh man, I feel so bad for laughing at him. I wish there was something I could do... | ||||||
| do any of you remeber Allen Peppers?
Brians supoosed brother, | ||||||
| Good music! Funny too! | ||||||
| "Blood clots have formed in his hair roots" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | ||||||
| Really funny, but the quality could have been better. These letter ytmnds are going to be a fad now. | ||||||
| This is gayer than AIDs. | ||||||
| a perfect parody | ||||||
| Good work, DJ. And LOL at the people suspecting it's fake. | ||||||
| I AM NAWT BELEEV YUO MULLET MAN IS TEH OWN | ||||||
| Okay, so we stop making fun of Brian Peppers, but we keep nodding back to it by making fun of a letter? Just stop. | ||||||
| This is beautiful. | ||||||
| First letter ripoff that actually made me laugh. | ||||||
| LOLMG I NO U FAKED DIS WAY TO LIE AND FAKE YTMDN S *sshole f*ck YOU!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| Audio is cool | ||||||
| hahahahahah omg | ||||||
| Awesome. | ||||||
| "somethnig tells me its fake but ill 5 it any way" Uhh... no sh*t? | ||||||
| Nice. | ||||||
| lol, this is just dupe from the peppers letter | ||||||
| BURM IN HELL MOTHERf*ckER | ||||||
| lmfao awesome | ||||||
| The song made me laugh like crazy | ||||||
| 5ed for music! NIcely done! | ||||||
| The difference is: DJ made the first Brian Peppers YTMND. | ||||||
| I don't get it. | ||||||
| LIES! ALL LIES! | ||||||
| good parody | ||||||
| 5 for awesome music starts off slow and sad THEN BAM PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT WALK ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE | ||||||
| The guy in the letter is lying, because the ad that said time travel didnt have the picture of the mullet guy in the beginning. It was photoshopped on there, so this gets a 1 for being false info. | ||||||
| Time travel totally kicks ass. | ||||||
| too many words | ||||||
| Sound makes it. | ||||||
| it's satire. and no one gets that. | ||||||
| I'm going to hell for laughing at this; and you're coming with me. | ||||||
| Jesus loves you | ||||||
| HEY WAIT A MINUTE i noticed some spots where it was EXACTLY like the Allen Peppers note, showing it's fake | ||||||
| hilarious | ||||||
| i like how the music changes | ||||||
| great spoof | ||||||
| Excellent, the remix is priceless. Genius... Fad on!!! | ||||||
| How f*cking stupid can people be? "OMG IT'S A FAKE!!" No sh*t? | ||||||
| GUYS, I THINK HE IS TELLING THE TRUTH! | ||||||
| Never realised the extent of stupid people on here. With their "its fake lol" comments, of course it's f*cking fake it's a mockery! YOU WIN! | ||||||
| 5'd for music | ||||||
| 5, for spiting Allen Peppers and having awesome music. | ||||||
| Barber Paranoia and music changing, also I just saw that you're dancin' Jesus= Insta'5 | ||||||
| Music = WIN ¦D | ||||||
| lol i smell a new fad | ||||||
| 4 because it just rocks, but is wrong in some sorta way... and the 5 because people actually wonder if it's true, lol | ||||||
| You people are so cruel. WE HAVE TO STOP THE WANTON ABUSE AND RAPE OF THIS POOR MAN! :( | ||||||
| lmao no sh*t its fake =P its an exact copy with a few changes of the supposed brother of brian peppers' letter. nice job man :D 5d's | ||||||
| hahah genious | ||||||
| ahahahahha!!! | ||||||
| roflbrothel | ||||||
| Really well written letter... and the music just completely won me over.
Yes people, this is as fake as fake can get, that's the point of it. | ||||||
| 5 simply for the music change | ||||||
| This is so unfunny its not even funny. | ||||||
| I already did this damnit.... ok maybe yours is better.. :( -1 for jelousy. | ||||||
| The music alone made me log in to 5 this | ||||||
| LOL...k these letters are getting gay.... | ||||||
| Hahaha, I think Allen is a fake, but the Peppers fad is bad, but this is still hilarious. | ||||||
| YOU F*CKING WIN GOOD DAY SIR | ||||||
| This is a damn lie and you know it. Me and Dwane are working hard to prevent the Tyrannosaurus Uprising of 82,302,966 B.C., and THIS is the thanks he gets? | ||||||
| love the sounds. | ||||||
| I laughed. | ||||||
| Funny
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| HAHAHA, YES. You get a 5 from me you clever mofo ;) | ||||||
| "Dwayne has absolutely NOT done this before." out of 5. | ||||||
| don't ruin the original with a sh*tty fad, for the love of god. | ||||||
| ROFL | ||||||
| ahh, this the blossoming of an entirely new fad all together. | ||||||
| That's so wrong... XD | ||||||
| I WANT TO BELIEVE! | ||||||
| YES!!! :D | ||||||
| Hehe. So obviously fake. The pic was added after the ad, silly peoples. :) The guy in the pic is NOT the person that put out the ad. | ||||||
| Still hillarious, though. ◄XD | ||||||
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