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Site Title: Letter About Safety Not Guaranteed Person
Site Domain: allenjones.ytmnd.com
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DancinJesus
Created on: 2006-02-04 23:19:05
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Sound Origin: FF and Scarface
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2006-02-04 23:21:49
 
somethnig tells me its fake but ill 5 it any way
2006-02-04 23:23:29
 
f*ckING HILARIOUS!
2006-02-04 23:23:32
 
Dont start this f*cking fad
2006-02-04 23:24:32
 
5'd for hilarity.
2006-02-04 23:26:26
 
I'm so sorry...please tell Dwane I'm sorry for laughing at him. /cry
2006-02-04 23:33:08
 
If your really allen jones, PROVE IT
2006-02-04 23:34:11
 
Damn, I can't believe we all laughed at him like that. I feel like sh*t for NEVER GOING WITH HIM, BUT I'LL GO NOW im soo sorry!
2006-02-04 23:34:54
 
you can't get much better than this
2006-02-04 23:35:18
 
I'm sorry, but I do not have any pictures of proof on me right now. I could provide some in a couple of weeks, but now is no good. I could scan my driver's license if you want
2006-02-04 23:35:46
 
no way
2006-02-04 23:38:09
 
Why don't you just TIME TRAVEL A WEEK AHEAD AND GET A PICTURE? That is, if you don't mind the safety risks.
2006-02-04 23:39:04
 
I told you, MY BROTHER CANNOT TIME TRAVEL. He has several serious mental conditions which make him think that he can do crazy things, like travel in time
2006-02-04 23:40:06
 
Well done music :D
2006-02-04 23:40:31
 
0 for suck.
2006-02-04 23:42:50
 
This is hysterical. My favorite part is about the blood clots in the hair roots.
2006-02-04 23:43:14
 
I'm sorry but it's a lie. We have photographics evidence your brother did travel in time, and more than once (unless all those picture were from the same trip).
2006-02-04 23:43:28
 
5'd for being the first to do this and actually doing it quite well.
2006-02-04 23:43:43
 
NO WAY HIS NAME IS DWANE JONES?!? SWEET!!
2006-02-04 23:44:16
 
this fad sucks because it take enitrely too long to find out somthing is not funny.
2006-02-04 23:44:33
 
awesome
2006-02-04 23:48:49
 
5.
2006-02-04 23:49:09
 
Great parody
2006-02-04 23:51:12
 
OMGZ! THAT'S RACIST!
2006-02-04 23:51:37
 
So is it safe then?
2006-02-04 23:53:41
 
I can't imagine you using the Scarface music if this is actually supposta be legit
2006-02-04 23:54:45
 
Considering the name inconsistencies (Dwane - Duane), and the barber paranoia comment, I don't habeeb it for a second.
2006-02-04 23:54:49
 
5'd for out of tune FF6
2006-02-04 23:56:47
 
lololol you win at internet
2006-02-04 23:57:28
 
Loving that sound edit
2006-02-04 23:58:18
 
if you want to be taken seriously, i suggest you not use a name like DancinJesus
2006-02-04 23:59:13
 
This is an instant classic, take that Allen Peppers!
2006-02-05 00:01:35
 
you broke my life
2006-02-05 00:01:40
 
OWNED BITCH
2006-02-05 00:02:29
 
Oh come on, like he would name this YTMND that he created Leter to Safety not Guaranteed Person and switch Forever Rachel to Scarface like that....
2006-02-05 00:03:28
 
rofl too bad the picture doesn't go with the article. classic failure.
2006-02-05 00:05:05
 
too long, forged, gay
2006-02-05 00:06:07
 
4'd because you can't seem to decide whether it's "Dwayne" or "Duane"
2006-02-05 00:06:56
 
God, you guys are dumb as f*ck huh?
2006-02-05 00:09:09
 
so good
2006-02-05 00:10:11
 
zomg its fake
2006-02-05 00:10:43
 
lol, a nice parody of ze peppers
2006-02-05 00:12:13
 
Needs more jokes
2006-02-05 00:14:56
 
Good use of music, but it's gonna start yet another fad.
2006-02-05 00:15:37
 
Ungodly.
2006-02-05 00:15:42
 
He spells the name "Dwane" and "Duane." -3
2006-02-05 00:17:32
 
http://sngebay.ytmnd.com/
2006-02-05 00:17:45
 
Man, you're right. I've deleted all my Safety Not Guarenteed YTMNDs. I hope you all do the same. Dwayne is a human being!
2006-02-05 00:18:16
 
If your falling for this I'm going to scream... It's fake, duh, but it's so funny
2006-02-05 00:20:18
 
No DUH it's fake, but he wasn't the first to do it, I don't think. I've seen one or maybe two fake letter sites already. But the point is, it's fake and hilarious. =D
2006-02-05 00:22:21
 
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
2006-02-05 00:22:46
 
FAKE :(
2006-02-05 00:23:42
 
I just don't believe it's real, but it's pretty good and the sound is great.
2006-02-05 00:26:19
 
I like it.
2006-02-05 00:27:31
 
this is as funny as gorilla throwing sh*t at an old woman! FAD'D! wait... plz dont make this a fad, its too much reading to do on one ytmnd every single day
2006-02-05 00:30:08
 
UNIVERSE TIER
2006-02-05 00:31:14
 
This touched me far more than the Peppers letter. :(
2006-02-05 00:31:23
 
5'd for uzi9mm's comment
2006-02-05 00:32:43
 
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
2006-02-05 00:33:32
 
ROFLf*ckINGCOPTER at everyone who thinks this is intended to be SERIOUS.
2006-02-05 00:54:25
 
hehe, great job with the music
2006-02-05 00:56:24
 
Winned.
2006-02-05 00:57:45
 
ahaha 5. nice job.
2006-02-05 00:58:42
 
this is looking to be a good fad.......http://samusdidintsaythemagicword.ytmnd.com/
2006-02-05 01:01:29
 
ahaha
2006-02-05 01:02:14
 
5'd for teh music.
2006-02-05 01:03:22
 
rop5
2006-02-05 01:03:27
 
Take that, Allen Peppers!
2006-02-05 01:03:27
 
the joe dirt made me 5 it
2006-02-05 01:04:32
 
funniest ytmnd i have seen in months! 5 for awesomeness. people who think this is real, get up on the times.
2006-02-05 01:05:47
 
Sucks, bad ripoff of the allen peppers site.
2006-02-05 01:07:39
 
the music is awesome haha, best part.
2006-02-05 01:07:39
 
lol great new fad
2006-02-05 01:09:30
 
Congratulations, you f*cking WIN.
2006-02-05 01:11:34
 
I keep making myself feel horrible but omg ..it's still funny damnit!!!!!! it's stil funny!!
2006-02-05 01:19:46
 
Letter=okay. Music= 10'd.
2006-02-05 01:21:14
 
THATS BULL sh*t! FIRST YOU SPELLED IT DWANE, THEN DUANE! LIAR!
2006-02-05 01:22:49
 
I hate huge dumbasses. And by "hate" I mean "love", and by "dumbasses" I mean "this ytmnd".
2006-02-05 01:25:09
 
give a better proof...
2006-02-05 01:26:09
 
5. Nice music change ftw.
2006-02-05 01:29:22
 
would have been better if you tried recruiting people instead.
2006-02-05 02:07:03
 
so many parts of this are worthy of 5. "a true to life Joe Dirt" and "blood clots that prevent even the smallest amount of class" are great.
2006-02-05 02:08:06
 
*weeps* ... Now I must delete my mullet-man site. I am truly sorry. Please tell your brother I love him.
2006-02-05 02:09:09
 
Hey !!! you spelled it DWAYNE once and then DUANE! .. .what gives? YOUR A FAKE! (..lol but i'm not going to one you for it)
2006-02-05 02:10:57
 
PROVE IT LOL
2006-02-05 02:12:22
 
Dancin Jesus FTW! LUEshi FTW!
2006-02-05 02:14:41
 
This is some awesome sh*t, you win!
2006-02-05 02:15:16
 
Hilarious!
2006-02-05 02:16:50
 
5 for that line about blood clots forming around his brain, leaving him unable to perform anything with class :D. Too funny!
2006-02-05 02:27:38
 
AMAZING MUSIC FADE
2006-02-05 02:28:07
 
lolololololololololol
2006-02-05 02:28:42
 
FTW!!!!
2006-02-05 02:40:40
 
fake
2006-02-05 02:41:20
 
nicely done!
2006-02-05 02:45:43
 
oh my lord... this is brilliant
2006-02-05 02:47:27
 
I sense I very fine fad coming on.
2006-02-05 02:52:54
 
HEY OMG YOU GUYS THIS IS FAKE OMG OMG IT'S SO LAME HE SPELLED DUANE WRONG LIKE 5 TIMES OMG FAKER. Seriously, you fvck-tards. Eat sh*t, this is funny.
2006-02-05 02:56:28
 
LOL freat parody this is the funniest thing i have read since the bauman emails also tell some of these people this is a fake.
2006-02-05 03:01:45
 
+5 for barber paranoia
2006-02-05 03:09:04
 
I cant believe people are actually taking this seriously, its fak ON PURPOSE! go read the allen peppers letter, you dumbf*cks.
2006-02-05 03:11:55
 
If it wasn't for the song transition, this would be nothing.
2006-02-05 03:18:42
 
Great parady
2006-02-05 03:19:49
 
5'd for the idiots thinking this is real
2006-02-05 03:27:07
 
no one spells dwane that way.
2006-02-05 03:40:18
 
brilliant
2006-02-05 04:17:08
 
5'd pure genius
2006-02-05 04:19:17
 
Win for parody!
2006-02-05 04:27:12
 
I was so gonna 1 star this until the music changed :D
2006-02-05 04:27:42
 
Brilliant!
2006-02-05 04:28:33
 
Excellentttt
2006-02-05 04:38:03
 
Makin fun of BP -1000000000000000000000000000000000000 makin fun of that guy + 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
2006-02-05 04:43:21
 
OH MY f*ckING GOD YOU OWN.
2006-02-05 04:45:44
 
Barber paranoia?LOL!
2006-02-05 04:51:52
 
5 for the idiots who believed people actually thought this was real, and who struggle with the concept of PARODY.
2006-02-05 04:55:40
 
Btw, this isn't real and I have proof. I looked up the IP of the user who submitted DancinJesus' "drivers license" and it was sent from a computer in my college campus.
2006-02-05 04:56:55
 
Respect to Dwane
2006-02-05 04:57:59
 
I then checked the surveillance cameras from the campus library during the exact hour the file was sent, and located the person, who turned out to be me. It was at that point that I realized I had tracked my own IP instead of Dancin Jesus' IP. I cried.
2006-02-05 05:03:29
 
Lol, thats just what they want us to think.
2006-02-05 05:05:27
 
dwayne jones lol
2006-02-05 05:08:44
 
Actually, I kinda don't like this site, the guy in Safety not Guaranteed is a bad ass, this just makes fun of him.
2006-02-05 05:13:39
 
and once again, stupid relatives ruin someones chances at becoming a god
2006-02-05 05:28:18