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| Site Title: | The Creation Story (Updated!) | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | creationstory.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | Zara | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-02-03 23:06:12 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Various Mario Sprites w/ editing | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Hans Zimmer - Crimson Tide Main Theme | ||||||||||
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| Description: | The creation story, told from the eyes of a gamer. Note: I'll probably update it with new scenes later, so stay posted! *UPDATE* - Added the rest of the story and fixed any typos I saw. | ||||||||||
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| Brilliance, my friend. Sheer brilliance. | ||||||
| FATNORRIS.YTMND.COM || Thanks for the laugh Zara...I really enjoyed it :D | ||||||
| nice. | ||||||
| I love it! Nes: please go eat sh*t and die. | ||||||
| slimpeppers.ytmnd.com | Awesome, Makes me want to read the Bible...or play Super Mario Bros. | ||||||
| I was thinking the seventh day could simply be the level start w/ Luigi :p | ||||||
| *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* | ||||||
| God wanted to creat the world in 10 days...Chuck Norris only gave him 6 | ||||||
| I was expecting a punch line on 7th day, but it's awesome nonetheless | ||||||
| Neat. | ||||||
| This is like a religious experience right here. | ||||||
| Funny cause it's sacrilege. Somebody needs to do NES Darwinism. | ||||||
| It's not a another "Jesus, lol" YTMND. Thank you. Thank you very much for this. | ||||||
| Cool. | ||||||
| It's not really sacrilege unless you really choose to make the connection. This is a visual aid for people like us. | ||||||
| Perfect. | ||||||
| Then Trotsky saw that it was good | ||||||
| very arousing | ||||||
| im still confused about the fin thing i keep seeing everywhere-what does it mean? | ||||||
| HAIL SATAN! | ||||||
| Totally 5'd.
So good. | ||||||
| Excellent | ||||||
| Beautiful, simply beautiful. When can we expect other stories from genesis? | ||||||
| don't like the music, but it's funny. | ||||||
| HighonPsi, "fin" is french for "end". | ||||||
| original | ||||||
| Bowser as the serpent? | ||||||
| Wooooooooot. That was awesome. | ||||||
| You made a typo on "Hem". :P | ||||||
| i like it. | ||||||
| Beautiful... | ||||||
| phew, I was afraid this would be another black and white text-a-thon | ||||||
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| here's a couple suggestions. in SMB, they actually have birds...dunno if you want to use them, or stick with paratroopers. Also, it would be badass if you put Daisy in there as lilith (look it up) | ||||||
| 5'd for han zimmer | ||||||
| The sun at the start gets you the five! | ||||||
| 5 for not being retarded LOL CHUCK NORRIS crap | ||||||
| YTMND's like this are why I keep coming back. The 1% on this site that makes it so good. | ||||||
| awesomeness! :p | ||||||
| now do noah's ark | ||||||
| Hellz yeah! Mario FTW! | ||||||
| nice work. | ||||||
| well its original but not really funny.. | ||||||
| Zara, mein freund, you are God himself. | ||||||
| The bible is cool when seen through Mario's world. | ||||||
| Nice music and quality work, but it's not really that funny... | ||||||
| YaY | ||||||
| Absolutely awesome. | ||||||
| lolz | ||||||
| but then Mario had to go f*ck THINGS UP for god's great plan and RUIN everything for the rest of us. WAY TO GO CHAMP | ||||||
| Beautiful. | ||||||
| I'd like to see this made into a series. | ||||||
| We demand a 'Garden of Eden' sequel, nowz. | ||||||
| that was really f*cking good. | ||||||
| Great effects and awesome music. 5d for you friend. | ||||||
| wow | ||||||
| Awesome. | ||||||
| ...i love this. | ||||||
| The Internet's over. Zara won. | ||||||
| I'm athiest and don't believe in that lie they call religion, but this was pretty well done. Music was nice, too. Plus, it's NES Mario :D | ||||||
| "Fin" is French for "End" and has been taken by many amateur filmmakers (most prominently college students) as an intellectual status symbol rather than as a marking for the end. | ||||||
| To relate this to the Internet - Fin : End :: LOL : actual laughter | ||||||
| Tad bit short on the .GIF, but very fine work. | ||||||
| Never before has it been so beautifully told! | ||||||
| awesome, though i kinda expected our god is an awesome god | ||||||
| Not included: That Adam had a first wife, named Lilith, who spurned Adam's control and left him. In her stead God created the submissive Eve. Later Adam's son, Cain, would have sex with Lilith and father children. If any of this sh*t is true, I swear I'm | ||||||
| This was yummy! Everyone loves mario!! | ||||||
| a daughter of Lilith! Woot. | ||||||
| genesis r0x0r. wot about new testament mario | ||||||
| Making religion funny without actually making fun of it. | ||||||
| you are cool beans my friend... cool beans | ||||||
| 4'd for missing the part where Bowser comes in, and tempts them with an apple. But don't get me wrong, I loved it. | ||||||
| You should quote the Bible word for word all the way through, and also do the fall... have the forbidden fruit be a mushroom or something. Otherwise, amazing idea. | ||||||
| Not nearly as rude as I was expecting. Good job! | ||||||
| Awesome. Just plain awesome. | ||||||
| Mario FTW | ||||||
| lol religion | ||||||
| Awesome! | ||||||
| Hahahahaha I got my comment in 5 seconds before RuBBa. *shot* | ||||||
| Really well done... I think instead of adding scenes you should make seperate ytmnd's. Like Chapters. Make them easier to view. | ||||||
| In the garden of eden, Bowzer should be Satan, and Mushrooms should be the fruit. | ||||||
| http://balagnas.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| Nice stuff. | ||||||
| Sex. Is that how to describe this? | ||||||
| Seriously, sans the alcohol, this is one of the greatest ytmnd's I have seen. you rock | ||||||
| This isn't funny in any aspect. | ||||||
| I'm become a christian because of this YTMND. | ||||||
| Crimson Tide + Mario = Win | ||||||
| Shigeru Miyamoto is god, lol. | ||||||
| Amazing! | ||||||
| u are awesome, thank u for this. | ||||||
| FIVE FOR CRIMSON TIDE | ||||||
| very creative | ||||||
| Is this supposed to be funny? | ||||||
| Everyone knows that paratroopers evolved from koopa troopers. | ||||||
| I'm dying to know how it ends. | ||||||
| Clever; I like | ||||||
| moar, where is bowser? | ||||||
| You earned the 5 the moment the sun appeared. Does this mean God looks like an Italian plumber? | ||||||
| "He created Eve .." "Then Bowser came and kidnapped Eve, so Adam had to .." would make a much better ending. | ||||||
| "You earned the 5 the moment the sun appeared. Does this mean God looks like an Italian plumber?" - this explains a lot. | ||||||
| Nice idea creating a Mario themed Genesis story but this sort of thing shouldn't be brought to YTMND. 1/5 | ||||||
| The Robots have taken me. Please send help. | ||||||
| f*cking awesome! | ||||||
| how awesome! | ||||||
| That retarded religion crap gets -5, Mario gets +2. | ||||||
| If you used Mario 3 throughout the entire piece... I would have 5'd it. Also... the Angry Sun needs to appear more... | ||||||
| There REALLY needs to be an Angry Sun fad. | ||||||
| The second I saw Angry Sun, you got an insta-5. | ||||||
| 5'd for just being that good. And all those who 1'd this just because it wasn't funny are idiots. | ||||||
| ITS TEH TRUTH! | ||||||
| OMFG its soo true | ||||||
| Hee. Flying turtles=evidence of evolution? | ||||||
| Change the font | ||||||
| That's awesome. You win at the internet. | ||||||
| Very Nice Mario Bible Crossover.. MAke More Like...Noah And The Ark. Use the Battel Ships For The Ark ;) | ||||||
| The brilliance of it is that now, listening to the creation story: what a terrible, stupid, retarded story. 5'd for cleverness | ||||||
| clever and well done, not funny or amusing enough | ||||||
| Proof that God is indeed an Awesome God. This was an awesome ytmnd as well. 1up! | ||||||
| amazing, this will be top of something | ||||||
| Thats brilliant. Shame about the "hem" spelling mistake... I reckon you need to extend it | ||||||
| Even though Creationism is the world's most stupid sort of "theological theory", I still 5 this. | ||||||
| If the Bible Games were half this cool they'd outsell Halo. | ||||||
| Strange...Is this some kind of example of the flexibility of man that you can recreate the book of genesis through mario? | ||||||
| Does it get better than this? I think not. | ||||||
| tehpwner2 you are without a doubt the biggest moron on this site. | ||||||
| 4'd only because I was waiting for a punchline. | ||||||
| SUCKED | ||||||
| Can people stop advertising their sh*tty ytmnds on good ytmnds? No one f*cking looks at them. | ||||||
| LOL archetypes | ||||||
| k i'm doing this with starcraft. | ||||||
| Not really that funny but I like it. | ||||||
| ZOMG YUO DEPICTD ADAM | ||||||
| i object to having the divine creation or the evolution theorry on YTMND | ||||||
| lol, sh*ttysite | ||||||
| That's very clever. 5'd. | ||||||
| this is what mario is all about ! | ||||||
| I'm a better Chrsitian just for watching this. | ||||||
| 4'd until you add where God gives Adam dominion over the animals, and then have Mario pwn some creatures =D | ||||||
| pure genius | ||||||
| Five for Hanz Zimmer and Mario | ||||||
| Cute. I would've added a bit where Mario ate the 'forbidden fruit' (aka mushroom) :) | ||||||
| I LOL'D SO U GET 5'D | ||||||
| lol, creation story | ||||||
| What the f*ck is wrong with everybody? It was awesome. Bunch of f*cking cry babies crying over religion. | ||||||
| and for the win! | ||||||
| Good, but it didn't really make me laugh. So 3'd. | ||||||
| Brilliant!@ | ||||||
| brilliant! | ||||||
| OMG CHICKS PLAY THIS GAME?! | ||||||
| It's a short film, but it was good. | ||||||
| 5'd
Good job | ||||||
| Brilliant idea. | ||||||
| Unfortunately you mixed and matched the two creation stories. Yes, that's right, two different creation stories. | ||||||
| right on | ||||||
| god, the bible is so gay | ||||||
| epic in scope | ||||||
| i love it | ||||||
| Nice. | ||||||
| This was great. Thank you for this site! | ||||||
| Cool, but missing the proverbial punch-line | ||||||
| neat. | ||||||
| Very nice. 4'd for not capitalizing "He" when talking about God. | ||||||
| And ytmnd1337 saw it, and it was good. | ||||||
| Brillant 5/5 | ||||||
| awesome :D | ||||||
| one of the best | ||||||
| lawl! | ||||||
| Mario and peach. | ||||||
| You forgot about Lilith. She's much better than Eve. | ||||||
| wow that was pretty good my friend. | ||||||
| Genious, Amen. | ||||||
| you win! | ||||||
| Genius. | ||||||
| Reminds me of the Bible in Lego. Good job! | ||||||
| Too much reading, not enough funny. | ||||||
| 5'd for the religious undertones... | ||||||
| Not as good as I would have hoped | ||||||
| absolutely perfect. | ||||||
| Too much reading? Are you f*cking retarded? There's afew lines here and there you illiterate bastard. How old are you? I bet you're having trouble in your 5th grade english class you stupid little bitch. | ||||||
| That was truly beautiful. | ||||||
| Jokes on you, there is no such thing as god. | ||||||
| Didn't see that coming XD | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
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| awesome | ||||||
| definitely awesome :D | ||||||
| the should be a mario version of evolution... :P | ||||||
| thats pretty good. :) | ||||||
| Awesome! Mario rules. | ||||||
| dude, at the end when you said that god created man in gods image and crap, you should of siad god was one corrupt son of a.... well you get the point, then you should of had picture of global warming and war and sh*t. | ||||||
| haha this was so dramatic it gave me goosebumps | ||||||
| Hahahaha, but you should REALLY make Bowser into the serpent or Satan. | ||||||
| Just the picture of all the koopas and fish was enough to get a 4. | ||||||
| gay | ||||||
| Finely crafted and a great song, thanks alot very enjoyable. | ||||||
| neato | ||||||
| good song, but god is lame | ||||||
| This is a good way to teach our kids about the bible, LOL! | ||||||
| HHAHAHAHAHHAHA | ||||||
| lol, religion | ||||||
| 5 for not being antichrist lol | ||||||
| Nice. At first I thought it was going to be a Christian-mocking site. | ||||||
| no mention about eating the forbidden fruit? Where's bowser? | ||||||
| pretty much gold | ||||||
| lessthan3 there already is a Mario evolution version out there
http://marioevolution.ytmnd.com/
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| LOVE IT. | ||||||
| meh, boring | ||||||
| I chuckled. | ||||||
| It's amazing (well not really) how you people 1'ing this have pretty sh*tty ytmnds yourselves. ANYWAY, COME ON, LET'S GET THIS INTO THE TOP 5! | ||||||
| I now believe in teaching creationism in schools. | ||||||
| I was expecting some kind of comedic value. Oh well. 3 for originality. | ||||||
| I give you a 5. It'll be a 5+ when you use Bowser as the devil and tell to the point that they are kicked out of the Garden. | ||||||
| Here's hoping you do the 7th day. | ||||||
| anyone who 1s this is just angry that they have a small penis. | ||||||
| What the f*ck is this religious sh*t doing on YTMND? NES sprites don't change the fact that this is Christian f*ggotry. | ||||||
| Praise Mario! | ||||||
| hahaha Awesome | ||||||
| It's ytmnds like this that make me wish there was a god to smite you for this. | ||||||
| great, I would have voted higher if you made mario and princess toadstool come out of pipes XD | ||||||
| Wonderful!! | ||||||
| Haha! Awesome! | ||||||
| nice jearb | ||||||
| -1 for the typo "hem" | ||||||
| For those who actually said something worth saying, thanks for the feedback. I fixed the typos I saw and updated the gif. | ||||||
| really good, but it wasn't a fiery sword, but rather an angel HOLDING a fiery sword that blocked the garden (luigi? toad?) | ||||||
| Wow, genius! | ||||||
| haha, pwnt. | ||||||
| 10/5 | ||||||
| that exlains everthing. | ||||||
| Upvoting for the awesome update, and the anti-god idiots for trying to downvote. They'll get theirs | ||||||
| F*CK THE CREATIONISTS ... seriously, good job. | ||||||
| Nice update. But what's this? They aren't actually naked? Come on find some pixel pr0n for the accuracy! | ||||||
| Evolution is false, creation for the win. | ||||||
| Supreme Victory! | ||||||
| I expected satire, but that was good. 5. | ||||||
| cool | ||||||
| Top 5 material. Holy Crap. Beyond description. | ||||||
| religion more like f*cking bullsh*t that killed so many innocent people | ||||||
| *fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*
days later
*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*
im beting my meat :P EVE COME OVA HERE N SUCK IT | ||||||
| I love it. | ||||||
| f*cking amazing. best one ive seen on this site. great job. | ||||||
| CRH you think religion killed so many people? All of the massive slaughters by dictators like Hitler, Stalin etc were done because they believe they were speeding up evolution...BTW awesome YTMND | ||||||
| the religion of evolution has probably kill more people than any other. | ||||||
| Very interesting and cool. | ||||||
| @jcraig: I'm a disciple of science, I know the universe is in full compliance with natural laws, but many place reliance on the pseudoscience of quacks and morons and fools because | ||||||
| do the whole bible | ||||||
| FIVE for implying that Miyamoto is God! | ||||||
| hurry up and slap a watermark on that. | ||||||
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