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Site Title: stretch armstrong toy is dangerous!
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Created on: 2006-02-02 19:57:21
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Description: i found this article online, i used to have a stretch armstrong doll, but i didnt know it was this dangerous.
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2006-02-02 20:32:57
 
Well f*cking don't put it in the oven or wrap it around your head.
2006-02-02 20:34:36
 
Does this mean anyone with both a Stretch Armstrong and an oven be a suspected terrorist?
2006-02-02 20:35:21
 
the onion = awesome
2006-02-02 20:35:30
 
sucks
2006-02-02 20:40:10
 
I had one of those. It's all true.
2006-02-02 20:40:21
 
I KNEW IT!
2006-02-02 20:48:05
 
So, putting a radioactive Stretch Armstrong is the cause of mental retardation; or was it a symptom?
2006-02-02 20:48:16
 
Someone want to prove this article wrong?
2006-02-02 20:55:14
 
its from the onion so its a joke. you can see some of the url in the pic.
2006-02-02 20:55:27
 
I would prove this article wrong, but I have neither a Stretch Armstrong nor the desire to turn into a retard. Besides, the microwave's like, out in the kitchen.
2006-02-02 20:55:48
 
Radioactive explosion? O rly?
2006-02-02 20:57:27
 
Oh really? I find The Onion to be a far more informative news source than CNN or the Washington Post. I mean, who else would get to the bottom of why none of our local leaders have prepared for the inevitable zombie epidemic (http://preparedzom.ytmnd.co
2006-02-02 20:57:29
 
also, the last few lines talk about counting to 10 mississippi.
2006-02-02 20:57:55
 
I used to have one of those f*cking things.
2006-02-02 21:03:30
 
I actually ate quite abit of my stretch armstrong doll. One you break the skin underneath is like this clear stretchy stuff. It kinda taste alittle like toffee if I remember rightly. Article must be a lie, coz I turned out fine. lol.
2006-02-02 21:05:14
 
...oh apart from my exceptionally large penis.
2006-05-21 05:55:48
 
You know..for kids...
2006-06-22 14:59:20
 
I want one
2006-07-19 11:09:48
 
LOL, what a toy! :D 5/5.
2006-07-26 15:29:08
 
Upvote ftw!
2006-11-17 04:23:44
 
you sir, are a winner
2007-01-11 21:29:35
 
source: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28681
2007-03-22 22:56:58
 
f*ck u narv