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| Site Title: | Norris Resurrects (EPIC.) | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | norrisresurrects.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | LocutusOfBorg | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-01-31 22:02:37 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | uncited | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Aliens. Probably Wrath of Khan too. | ||||||||||
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| Description: | To be resurrected, you must fight God and land the first attack. Jesus just attacked himself. But Norris must fight to surive... | ||||||||||
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| It's too bad noobs pushed down this beautiful peice of work. | ||||||
| God got kicked...IN THE FACE. | ||||||
| See you at the top, homeboy. | ||||||
| This is great. | ||||||
| HOLEY SHET! | ||||||
| Looks like Ash has his work cut out for him. | ||||||
| 5'd lol. made me crack up. | ||||||
| Chuck norris defeats god....awesome | ||||||
| The only man that can stop an UNARMED Chuck Norris in a gunfight is Ash Williams...and this ytmnd proves this. | ||||||
| Do not cross the Noris! | ||||||
| Chuck Norris let himself die...Everything make sense now. | ||||||
| Did chuck norris just kill god? LOL | ||||||
| the barbecue sauce was excellent | ||||||
| blashphemy, but still funny. | ||||||
| Nice to see someone do a YTMND related to mine. | ||||||
| AHAHAAHAHA | ||||||
| YES! I was waiting for the answer to that other site! | ||||||
| blasphemer! blasphemer! ye shalt to the depths of hell goeth! o btw, 5'd. | ||||||
| I'm planning on making one where Chuck (resurrected) and Bruce join forces to take on a greater evil. Maybe the stay puff marshmallow man. any thoughts? | ||||||
| Not even God is safe. | ||||||
| marshmallow man? nah, make it a gigantic (even more so than she is) rosie o'donnell. | ||||||
| -1 for the god stand off. bit too long. | ||||||
| AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
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| Holy sh*t, where the hell are all these downvotes coming from?! Save the site! Someone! For god's sake none of these reviews are lower than 4! | ||||||
| Someone needs to take art history. That painting isn't of god, I believe it's Abraham. Still, round house kicking start of jewish culture is pretty awesome. | ||||||
| ..Abraham? What..? No. Dude.. Just.. No.. Why would Abraham be making the sun and seperating the land from the sea? | ||||||
| best norris ytmnd to date | ||||||
| LOL HHAHAHAHAH OHh my god YES 55555555555555555 | ||||||
| Thanks :) | ||||||
| kicking god in the face ftw | ||||||
| lmao, even God can't stop Chuck. bonus points for Cap'n Crunch looking up from his ceral in suprize | ||||||
| btw, mindlessf*ck, that's definately God from the Creation Of Man panel of the Sistine Chapel ceiling (the naked dude being Adam). | ||||||
| correction, it is indeed Parting Land From Sea. My Bad. Still God, though. | ||||||
| For reference, Caligo, the first parts with God are Parting Land from Sea, the quick side shot of God charging is a modified Creation of Man, and the "defeated" shot is Creation of Sun and Moon. | ||||||
| i think this ytmnd just gave me a heart attack | ||||||
| 5 for chuck, 5 for laughing my *ss off when I saw captain crunch, and another 5 for laughing harder when his eyes moved up along with the dramatic music, lmfao | ||||||
| EPIC INDEED.....EPIC INDEED! | ||||||
| Wow, that's a great direction to take with it haha. | ||||||
| Well done, lol. | ||||||
| God=Pwnd. | ||||||
| Waitwaitwait, did Raiden kick the god? Is Chuck Raiden? | ||||||
| LMAO even the Capn' was surprised | ||||||
| lol Aliens | ||||||
| This should of been top 15 already. LocutusOfBorg, you truly are the king of Kings. | ||||||
| Thanks :P I guess I just don't advertise my sites. At all. Top 15 sites are either in the top 5 rated sites, or are heavily advertised on other sites. | ||||||
| God can't stop the roundhouse kick | ||||||
| ok, only reason you get 5 is for cc and evil dead, but chuck norris was old (but this site is old) so it works itself out | ||||||
| Bruce Campbell FTW! | ||||||
| It's a little slow, but why is this not higher rated? | ||||||
| The ending lacks punch. It needs a musical crash, with the sound of a jaw cracking, followed by a cut to an atomic bomb or something. | ||||||
| this is damn awesome | ||||||
| Good, but a shotgun can't kill Chuck Norris. | ||||||
| Evil Dead? Chuck Norris kicking God in the face? YOU DESERVE THIS 5, MY FRIEND. | ||||||
| I always knew chuck had it in him. | ||||||
| 5 just because it's so weird, even if its sacreligious | ||||||
| 5'd for the geometric progression of 'what the hell next?' Oh, and great sound. | ||||||
| HOLY sh*t that's the most amazing thing i've ever seen. | ||||||
| I would 5 this till my fingers bled if I could.. I want your sperm in my ass. | ||||||
| good editing | ||||||
| Cap'n Crunch? ROFL | ||||||
| ow I'm wondering: all you who called it blasphemy, was that because God got pwned, or because Chuck Norris got shot? | ||||||
| Chuck Norris sucks. | ||||||
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| dood... chuck is so not canon | ||||||
| pure perfection | ||||||
| CN ftw, but who is Cap'n Crunch? | ||||||
| So does that mean that Ash > Chuck > God ???! | ||||||
| EPIC! | ||||||
| mneah, three for bizzare obscurity | ||||||
| what in the hell rofl | ||||||
| WINNAR! | ||||||
| lol a masterpiece | ||||||
| 5'd for Bishop's Countdown music from Aliens | ||||||
| Needs Jesus in heaven saying "welcome back Dad" | ||||||
| Ash > Chuck Norris.
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| Historically accurate! | ||||||
| Hax? | ||||||
| Cap'n Crunch for the win!!! | ||||||
| Wonderful! | ||||||
| God > Chuck Norris. | ||||||
| i don't know what the hell i just saw. but it ruled. | ||||||
| wow, brilliant. well done. | ||||||
| First scene for the win. (Bruce pwnt Norris). but the rest of everything is truly epic... one for Infinity. | ||||||
| brilliant | ||||||
| how is this not the highest viewed of all time | ||||||
| Oh okay I didn't get it at first but the description really cleared things up for me. | ||||||
| The only person who is able to kill Chuck Norris=Bruce Campbell. | ||||||
| This gave me a boner. | ||||||
