I wanna see his limit break.

I still hate RPGs... thanks for making such fun of them.

great parody of a great game and of jesus 5'd lol

This rocks, and ^ if you hate rpgs either you are a f*g or havent played any good ones, die kthx

holy sh*t i wanna see him fight sephiroth, maybe add some sound effects 5/5

LAWL

when the audience is gasping the mp goes back up to 999 then back to 949 after it

Thanks, fixed it.

Oh PLEASE become a successful fad.

you win teh internets.

haha

LOL he went all out with the "curaga" did he?

This was one of the most intense battle in video game history.

Like matt said, limit break. Good stuff though

Haha, oh man. That's good stuff.

Make him use Esuna on a blind guy. Then make him use a Phoenix Down on Lazarus.

This site delivers! Laughs had all around!

I marked-out for the FF3/Jesus,LOL combination. 5'd!

best jesus site i've seen, lol.

You win. Good day sir.

I would so buy that game.

Excellent work. Except it would be better if you made those magic lights swirl around the guy when he's healed, like the game.

5 stars for music, image, use of magic and jesus!

you should make another one where jesus summons a gf

is it just me or does jesus look like chuck norris?

Could've thrown in some funny magic abilties, but still quality.

I kept hoping he would cast Firaga on accident :(....I watched it for 3 repititions hoping you added something like that ;P.

BTW, please accidently make him cast Firaga on the guy :).

I also want to see his limit break.

5'd for the FFVII parody.

Have Jesus damage him so that he goes back to being unhealed. Will loop cooler....heal, unheal, heal, unheal, heal, unheal. imho. still 5'd though.

xxblindchildxx is the winner with his suggestion, for perfect loop have him nuke the guy with Limit Break or Firaga or something, then heal him...glorious ;). Our god is an awesome god.

5 just for hearing Nobuo.

Firaga! *boom* "Ow, how could you?" "Well, it's not hard when you're Jesus, LOL."

Our God IS an awesome God.

you. are. amazing.

It's Easy when you're Jeezy LOL

A W E S O M E

5 for the quote "10/5".

Making fun of Jesus is "oh-so-old" but still it never ceases to amuse me. GJD00DGG

Kinda looks like chuch

Limit break.

"10/5!"

The Robots have taken me. Please send help.

I lol'd. What game wouldn't be complete without a Jesus Character. Hes like, the Son of christ, LOL!

10/5 for "10/5!" :P

lol at image source.

jesus always wins, lol

LMAO I logged in just to give this a 5 lol

10/5

Jesus always wins 5'd

Win! But we need more rpg :D

uhhhhh.....

lol!

This makes baby Jesus laugh. 5 for the Jesus!

Rofl! more more! also make him link cure with all materia :P

That's lol'ed d00d

Yeah, make him do a limit breaker on satan!

LOL Curaga's a bit much. Cure would have done the job.

hey mp

Oh man I want a see an RPG of Jesus vs Hitler. THAT WOULD PWN

pure genius

Lol nice follow-up on my ytmnd very professional^^

Excellent. Also, interesting combination of FF8 spells and FF7.

LOL OMG WTF BBQ!? GTFO! Fifen!

lol, 5

Insta 5 for FFVII music

lol new fad. 5

Jesus is a level 99 White Mage

Decent.

this was funny, god would laugh, 5.

1 because his MP resets. Ha ha, just kidding. 3 because it's pretty good.

blizzaga?? firaga?? in FF7 PAH! *fanboy alert*

lmao "image source e3 footage"

Awesome, but all magic should be like this... ice, ice 2, ice 3, etc etc. The ara and aga didn't come until FF8 and so on. *FANBOY ALERT*

No doubt this will become a fad.

LOL! That was nice.

That was great! LoL... Reminds me of Final Fantasy.

u s8954 piss

hahahaha lol

Using FFVII = instant win 5'D!

good effort

wasnt really that funny. you know whatss going to happen just by reading the title.

OMG HAHA needs O RLY? ftw

THIRD PART IS HERE: http://jesusrpg3.ytmnd.com/

btw monsterparty: you did an awesome job, i really hope this becomes a new fad... i already have ideas for part 4 ... :D

hahaha

f*ck that... lets see him cast ultima

lol "10/5!"

curaga isnt in FF7 pls jesus' curgag would probley do 9999 as his magic power is 999 and Pwr * (((Stat ^ 2) / 6) + Pwr)/ 4 and curaga is power 80. Which would cap at 9999. when that noob probley only has like 100 hp. Jesus doesnt waste mp

Wow that is so nerd I can't even believe it.

You sir, simply must find something else to do.

f*g

lol @ 10/5

wow Pherguson, you are a f*cking retard. Why dont you just say 'jesus isnt even in ff' instead of your homosexual nerd rant.

Oh I love religious humor like this. but...the battle theme from what game? =x

not sh*t hes not in FF7 but he used cure 2 not curaga when he did it in book of mormon, so go eat some more negrocock

5'd cause FF7 is the f*ckin' greatest RPG (together with Fallout and Planescape)

Thank you for making a tasteful Jesus site (I'm Baptist... yeah I know sue me). May Jesus bless you... lol.

"The ara and aga didn't come until FF8 and so on." They were in the JP versions before that but not in the US ones due to space issues.

best jesus lol yet

LOL

lol, great stuff, you should make it so Jesus gets to choose what he wants to say.

hahaha! awesome!

I wish he had more... Unique spells. I was waiting to see some comedic magic names, but was dissapointed. 4/5.

I laughed many a time.

Check out phergusonfailslol.ytmnd.com Your YTMND has inspired me. XD

jesus saves!

More. Now.

LOL JESUS. hahah, awesome use of FFVII and jesus! 5 stars ftw.

http://stephenkingsbulge.ytmnd.com/

lol

Holy smoke! 5'd.

Pure Genius!

Rpgs make me smile. After 9 years of pleading, this year I'm finally getting ff7 for my b-day. God, thank you. All of the references I never knew will be revealed.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

i don't think LOL jesus got a fair shot at being a fad. LOL jesus needs to catch on! +5 starz for LOL Jesus!

if i had seen this when i was 12, i would have had a much more profound understanding of christianity