Chuck Norris

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Its down to chuck norris or robocop for me

Chuck Norris.

tie'd with jesus and chuck norris... BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON LOLOLOLOL

Freeman.

No, I see Chuck Norris and Jesus in a grand final battle.

MacGyver.. no wait ..It would be Chuck Norris. I forgot he can round house improvised nuclear bomb blasts.

Chuck Norris vs. Jesus in the end.

SPARTAN-117, or Jesus.

Chuck Norris

macgyver hands down

macgyver fooking nubs gawd dont you know macgyver was born from pure cocain

Jesus

Jesus, Chuck or MacGyver... I can't decide

Chuck Norris...

I must know song, song title or no 5 star!

Christ

Jesus and Norris Tag Team vs. the rest, no contest.

Chuck f*cking Norris.

Chuck norris will devestate all of them with one roundhouse kick. and the kick will be so powerful, that his foot will go back in time and kill JESUS.

Chuck Norris and Bill Gates would pwn them all.

I'll say Norris, but that's just because you left Predator off there.

Chuck Norris

DAmn....Macgyver and chuck norris....It depends if Macgyver has bubbelgum and a pocketwatch or not.

What happens if Mega Man nukes Jesus and then absorbs his powers?

I'd have to say Chuck Norris or Jesus... Unless someone set SV_Cheats to 1 then Gordon freeman would just god mode and pwn them all.

Chuck Norris no doubt.

What kind of a question is that??!! Chuck Norris all the way

Chuck Norris would win. Thats not my opinion, he won before you thought of making this ytmnd.

It's a toss between Chuck Norris and MacGyver...

C'mon, you know it's Chuck Norris.

If MacGyver can somehow find some wire to coil so that he can generate power from Chuck's beard when Chuck is doing a roundhouse kick then MacGyver HAS a chance.

jesus and bill gates.

My money is on Gordon.

The comments are better than the ytmnd here :D

gosh, will you all f-ing shut up about chuck norris? the fad is OVER. you're just making yourselfs look like even bigger morons.

Anubis. In fact, the souls of everyone who loses and dies belong to him, making him more powerful than you could ever imagine.

I would place bets on Robocop or Terminator. Chuck Norris is detrimented for his acting skills, and no--he's not the same as Jesus. If he were Jesus, would he have let himself get crucified? DUH, no.

I predict the final bout to be Master Chief and Anubis.

MacGyver hands down.

It would be a tie between Jesus and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris would kill everyone and Jesus would be left. Norris would kill Jesus but he would just comeback. Norris wouldn't tire out. so its a stalemate.

Costanza is powerfully annoying, but ends up losing anything and everything. Robocop and Terminator do not need acting skills, as they are machines. Chuck Norris against the said two would indefinitely get caught up in dramatics and would lose.

okay depending on where they fight... lets say on regular terrain... i would say the master cheif would get one shot in before megaman slices off his wrists... but on the other hand robocop has the power of time

Chuck Norris FTW

luckily bill gates is already safe cause he will pay the earth to defend him... Jesus will strike down the rich though which means gates is gone... anubis would just kill himself in fear of losing another life... and raiden... FUK HIM

Chuck Norris is a pussy.

either Robocop or Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris

Freeman and his crowbar.

Chuck Norris

george constanza would obviolusly beat the crap out of terminator no doubt since the terminator is vulnerable to stupidity... macgyver would not survive due to lack of airplanes... and gordon will enjoy running around in circles... chuck destroys all cept

gordon freeman with the bug bait ftw

come on, magical powers, the ability to cheat at water sports... its just gotta be jesus, lol

megaman.

Batman.

Jesus in which there will be a final showdown in which Jesus obviously strikes Chuck down... so the winner is Jesus... too bad the prince of persia has regeneration points and can try to kill Jesus... but he will fail no doubt

Chuck Jesus

I'd have to say Chuck Norris. Freeman would come close, but I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris once broke a crowbar in half with his mind.

the words covering up half the pics are probably powerful enough to pwn them all. otherwise its X

I'm stuck between Chuck Norris, Gordon Freeman, and MacGyver...

Jack Bower would smoke all 'they ass! (Even Chuck Norris)

Jesus..... cmon.... hes JESUS!

macgyver would make an airplane out of a stick and a toiletpaper roll but chuck norris could round house kick him and steal it

As long as X defeats McGuyver first, he should win.

"gosh, will you all f-ing shut up about chuck norris? the fad is OVER. you're just making yourselfs look like even bigger morons." Fads never die they just make it to the hall of fame.

chuck norris duh

I think Chuck Norris or the Terminator.

Gordon Freeman,Jesus and Chuck Norris would tag team because they all have beards!!!

Chuck Norris

oh who is the guy blocked off?

MacGuyver would somehow build a device using chewing gum, a number two lead pencil, and a potato, which would transform him into a quantium clone of Bruce Lee, letting him defeat Chuck Norris after Chuck had already beaten the rest of the competition.

Take out Chuck Norris; it's too obvious that he would win.

MacGyverMacGyverMacGyverMacGyverMacGyverMacGyverMacGyver

I am pro Freeman, because he's got a crowbar and a gravity gun, Jesus, because, well, you know, and the Prince because he can reverse time and stuff even after he dies, counter people's moves and sh*t! NOT EVEN NORRIS CAN MATCH THAT.

One word....Macgyyyyyvvvvver!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus couldn't beat up his own father... so Chuck Norris!!!

Megaman: You have defeated MacGyver - you gained Duct Tape Cannon. You have defeated Gordon Freeman - you have gained HEV Shield. etc. After absorbing all the other powers, he's ready for Chuck.

Raiden. The rest are fictional characters. Raiden is real.

Macgyver would kill them all with a single toothpick

So many to choose...

Nobody. Each could kick at least a few of the others butts. Nobody would be left standing.

Costanza.

Jesus

Gordon freeman, hands down. None of the rest can fight for crap.

raiden would shock the sh*t out of everyone but then jesus would be all "lol, i'm god" and he would win

I'm Putting John-117 to easily kill Freeman and most of the Field [except Jesus, Macgyver, Chuck and X]. It Macgyver got ducktape, Gum and string... he may be able to build a device to deflect a roundhouse kick away and have the raw power feedback agians

Chuck Norris, duh...

Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is an actor. He's not an invincible mythical creature. You're all a bunch of mindless morons who latch onto a widespread idea and think you're being clever by regurgitating every chance you get.

why did you make the background black obviously you cant see all of the people in the picture because Tupac blends in so well with the darkness. If anyone saw tupac they obviously knew that Tupac would have given all of them a thug life beatdown. and besi

What's tupac?

Its anusbis because he owns Jesus and Bruce Lee (They are dead), and Bruce kicks Norris' *ss and Jesus just pwns everyone else.

Well, Chuck Norris is in there, so it's no contest.

Jesus wins

Chuck Norris vs. Terminator in the finals. Jesus elects the way of peace and doesn't fight.

Considering Gates could just buy any victory...

Jesus pwns all.

Chuck or Raiden.

Dude, Gordon Freeman, no question

Chuck Norris = win

Chuck Norris

Jack Bauer

Mr. Rogers in a bloos-stained sweater

Chuck Norris.

Gordon Freeman

Megaman, ftw.

Obviously the Dalek

I dont know....THE TEXT IS IN THE WAY OF THE FACES!

I say Anubis or Jesus for the win!

While chuck norris could beat macgyver in a straight fight macgyver would surely combine the terminator and megaman x with the use of a rubberband and create a sort of brain controlling device to take over bill gates brain, then he would use his powers to bluescreen robo-cop thus paralyzing him and then he would make master chief wich microsoft pretty much owns kill raiden, constanza and the prince due to their lack of guns and while he was doing that microsofts lawyers would (to be continued.)

(continued) Microsofts lawyers would then slaughter gordon and the stargate bloke and would then with the help of master chief defeat jesus and after that macgyver would add robocop to his megaman-terminator mind controlling staff to create a chuck norris killing staff and would then kill chuck norris. MACGYVER WINS!

McGyver, He'd kill everyone with a paper clip and a piece of string

Jesus.

MEGAMAN X!!!! He pwns all those noobs on the page!!! Defeats Norris in a single blow!

Depends if Megaman wins his first fight or not. If he did, he'd then have the weakness of another person, and then another, and then another, until he had ALL the weaknesses for ALL the fighters and REIGNED SUPREME!!!

nice music, and Terminator would win.

All good points zalb, but you forgot one important thing: Chuck Norris is made of win.

costanza

MacGyver

freeman.

Ryan Nagin would kick all of their asses.

Your text covered up Chuck Norris' face. I find that highly disrespectful. Pray that he doesn't notice this.

Jesus, LOL

Macguyver. All the way. He'd reprogram Robocop with just a paper clip, some gum and 3 Macguyver writers!

Jesus.

Chuck Norris vs. Jesus in the end

None of them win. Bruce Campbells chin is so massive that its gravitational pull draws them to him and he cuts them all in half with his chain saw hand.

It'll be a draw between the Norris and Jesus

Jesus, lol

Are you sure that's the Prince of Persia guy? Looks like Drizzt. He could emo them all to death.

Gordon Freeman.

honestly, if there rly was a battle like this, it would be Raiden from MK

bil gates

ROBO COP

Bill Gates, FTW! He has enough money to kill you all... And Im sure he's not afraid to use it...

Gates, duh.

Chuck Norris would just roundhouse kick everyone in the face and kill this whole site to begin with, my runner up is Richard Dean Anderson using a P90 to kill the Jaffa then everyone else.

jack bauer

Megaman kills em gets there powers uses it kills more repeat step 1-2

Norris vs Christ:: The Final Countdown

Chuck norris, or MC

Raiden...

Well, considering Jesus can do whatever he wants. I'd have to say he wins.

How will anyone beat Jesus, he can just respawn at will.

If only I could see the combatants...

It would come down to a 3 way fight between Jesus, Chuck Norris, and Gordon Freeman

MacGyver builds an electricity nullifier out of a can of cola, a corkscrew and a steak. With it, he destroys the equipment of megaman, master chief, robocop, terminator, freeman and whoever that dude in weird armor on the right is. Then, out of the remains of them he builds, with the help of a coathanger and an xbox 360, he defeats everybody else... Expect Jesus, who cannot die (he goes back to heaven and decides to never participate in multi-dimensional mass combat ever again) and Bill Gates, who installs

Windows 95 on the thing that MacGyver built, causing it to crash. But then MacGyver pulls out da knife and... No one knows what happened, but it was really epic and special effective.

George Costanza is INVINCIBLE!

Jesus will just use God-mode. It's not that hard for him.

Gordon Freeman.

Chuck Norris. No doubt.

It depends. What do they have to work with?

STEVE IRWIN.

You put in Jesus? YOU PUT IN JESUS? Now this contest will be a landslide! BTW, Terminator could take out Chuck

Depends whether Jesus uses his dinosaur powers, of course!

Gordon Freeman, based on pure luck. He's full of it.

bill g. because he is a bigger bastard then anybody else! he'd lie till he wins

raidens a god and all but jesus has mad b-ball skills

X would start whining about how he wanted peace, Chuck would be out scoring with some babe, Robocop would be busy starring in a crappy sequal, Prince would be kicking *ss but then run out of sand, this is a no items match so MacGuyver would be f*cked, Rayden would be locked in a draw with Bill Gates until he self-destructed and they both died, nobody cares about some statue, Gordon would probably take out the Terminator but wouldn't suspect the nipple blast from George. George wins.

MacGyver chuck norris fanboys should die

Jesus hands down.

Raiden, most likely.

MacGyver.

Text is too big but I think the terminator will win despite his lackluster record.

Is that DRIZZT behind "cast"?

Oh snap., Nvr. Its either Chuck Norris, the Chief, or Jesus (if he whips out some MAD magic skillz.)

I'de like to say X cause I'm a huge mmx fan but i mean JESUS ...come on.. u can't take on the son of god. ;)

Since Steve Irwin isn't in this, it'd have to be chuck norris, but not without the most grandscale battle against Jesus/Robocop. WE've all seen Chuck fight God and win with help from bruce campbell.

I would like it if Gordon or John won, but in all reality, Freeman and Chief have no chance against Chuck Norris.

lol, jesus would win with fire 3

definitely freeman

George Costanza or Jesus. George would disgust Jesus so much that he would be debilitated. However, Jesus does have the power to heal...

Gordon Freeman. sv_cheats 1 god GOD MODE IS ON impulse_101 ALL WEAPONS ON PWNED

Jesus, lol.

MacGyver

Gordon Freeman. F*ck Chuck Norris.

Macguyver

I dunno, MacGyver or Master Chief prolly I guess

Anubis for the win

Chuck Norris.

Gordon Freeman.

jesus

Jesus, he would turn Chuck into stone!

Chuck or MaGuyver

Hard to say... I vote Jesus.

Chuck Norris.

MegaMan.

117 would kill them all, except 4 gates cuz money is the ultimate power

ANUBIS!!!!

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It just so happens Chuck Norris loves Jesus, so the both would team up and be > all

Chuck Norris would win... but Gordon would survive against all odds. All the others woudl die horribly

Chuck Norris

Raiden... of course.

raiden

For those who said jesus, the only thing jesus can do is take alot of hits. he has no offense

Go with Megaman.

roundhouse kick

Billy

what ghosttown80 said! ^^

Blake stone.... Look it up

Dan Rather

A lot of people are saying Jesus, but I think all his superpowers really did was heal people; I don't think they'd help much in combat. I think it would come down to the Terminator and Gordon Freeman, and I think Freeman would win with his smarts.

Oh sh*t...(^)

Jesus for the win!

Constanza

chuck norris would be tired with jesus and since jesus does fight norris

Freeman. Unless we're talking the real Anubis and not some alien.

Megaman FTW. He'd defeat the weak ones first, such as Costanza, Gates, and the Jaffa. Having absorbed their powers, he'd work his way up the chain until the final boss, Master Chief. After their battle, the Master Chief would discard his armor, revealing himself to actually be Jesus. After an apocalyptic battle, Jesus would assume his true form, Chuck Norris. After YET ANOTHER apocalyptic battle, Megaman would eke out a win by virtue of his MacGuyver power, being able to fix himself with virtually nothing.

Jesuslol

Nobody will win, as the companies will keep pumping in money and making sequels to keep them alive. Except maybe McGuyver.

Jesus. Cause he's Jesus

Clearly the Prince of Persia....the guy can control time

well if it came down to chuck and jesus we all know jesus walks on water but chuck norris walks on jesus

Chuck norris for sure

That's not Anubis... it's Horus. Also, Chuck Norris would win and kill everyone except MacGuyvery, who would find a way to cleverly escape with his life (yet again). Then Jesus would come back to life 3 days later. Of course, they would have still lost.

Prince of Persia, screw all the Chuck Norris fanboys, you can't screw with someone that can control time.

MacGyver, although it would be by the skin of his teeth against Norris and Freeman.

MISTER CHIEF

Bill Gates

MC GYVER

Mac, fo' sho'. But he'd be followed closely by Jesus.

Its Jesus for sure

Jesus

final four is jesus, chuck norris, macgyver, and raiden. Depending on how they match up the outcome could be different. basically macgyver wins if he raiden, because he's a clever bitch. Chuck norris beats macgyver and raiden. Raiden beats jesus. Jesus will beat chuck, and the battle between raiden and him will go to sudden death. Jesus refuses to fight macgyver. so, yea depending on how the first matches go, i'd say chuck norris or macgyver.

mega man, of course. do you realize how many powers he has?!?

OMG Jusus would win cause he has rez. If anyone beats him he just does self rez and turns them into wine

Chuck Norris will destroy everyone, except MacGyver, who would take the pieces of Robocop, MegaMan, and Terminator to create a super warrior to have any chance of defeating the Norris.

GORDON F*CKIN FREEMAN

MacGyver has a brain and a heart. Chuck Norris only has a boot.

Where the hell did that song come from!? I MUST KNOW. I DLed the mp3 from another site months ago. I have to know where it came from. ANSWER ME!

Where did that song come from? I must know!

Music source?

Dude Raiden people, get real.

George Costanza

actually... needs more colbert

Freeman becuase of the mighty Crowbar-FU or macgyver since he can build an atomic bomb out of scrap metal

chuck norris because jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can walk on jesus

It would Obviously come down to Raiden and Jesus. And it would be EPIC!!

Chuck norris

X

Master chief, probably.

Master chief would use lol noob attack on everyone and scream into the mike killing everyone

lol, Jesus

even tho these questions are so f

lol, too many... yoooooo!!! Chuck Norris FTW!!!!

chuck....

Retard, chuck norris