oh jesus lord that is so f*cking true.

+5

Sponsored before f*gs

+3

sponsored after f*gs

+3

Should I listen to Everclear or did I just hear the whole song?

-1

you could easily make one of these for Rob Zombie too, except it would have just one key.

+1

Black key is how the express order a pizza.

+1

Lacks originality. Just kidding. Everclear sucks.

+1

-2

Boring music

+1

Wow where can I buy one?

+1

Ungh, yeah.

+1

clever

very

hahaha

+1

1) I own one of those. 2) That bitter old c*nt drinks at my bar. He's creepy.

+1

they suck bad

+1

Can I help you? --> http://ytmnd.com/users/profile/26933

-1

Truth

-1

My god! Did I not just see the 5 worst YTMND's of all time right here? http://ytmnd.com/users/profile/12898

-1

Let's all shed a tear over a band from the late 90's.

+1

Bangin choonz

i actually did make the skifree image

Don't forget: BLAHBLAHBLAHDADDYISSUES.

I upvoted all your sites since people who downvote just because you think their sites suck are lame.

I'd rather you voted what you thought I actually deserve. I don't mind having my "fans" but the more people think it's just "fans" vs. "haters" the longer they're going to stay retarded. Appreciate the gesture though.

+1

1 star man! Attack the 5 star man!

-1

Haha! Nice.

blows

thx for the fun times on the forums. I may personally think you're a douchebag, but you DO make some damn good sites. Not a lot, but then again most/all of mine suck too.

+1

Is this going to be a problem?

-1

I say you remix this into a totally new song. It will sound almost identical, but then you can boast about your splicing skills

Well unlike you, I prefer not to trade humor for originality. Congrats, you have original sites. Now if only they were actually funny.

Hey I'm inkdrinker. I think originality is the same thing as funny. Am I a first-rate f*ggot or what?

-1

OMG U STOLE FROM EVERCLEAR THATS THEIR SONG WTF

+1

^ triple-raged

+1

oh yeah and andrew w.k. sucks how many songs does he need to make about partying?

^ quadruple raged. Can he do five, ladies and gentlemen?

I haven't seen you weigh in enough to know if you're a fanboy or just someone who likes what I do. Your heart's in the right place on your own sites

black key = very rare "woo"

+1

5 for truth.

Die nïgger. =)

-2

gfhdgjdfghsdfg

it's amazing how all the comments are supportive, yet it's only rated 2.

^ The armies of downvoters are enormous, anonymous and largely cowardly. They'd be laughed off the site if they tried to pretend they could come up with anything better.

+4

No.

-1

neat idea..

HAHAHAHA if people didnt 1 this site for no reason it would be pretty popular im sure

+1

i have to leave another comment...this site has me in tears right now.

+1

f*ck win

Thank you.

So Much for the Afterglow...

My mom used to torture me with their crap when I was in high school. Ended up rubbing off on me enough to like 2 of their songs, but the rest really suck, and not even endless repetitive plays can change that fact.

everclear sucks big time. amazing.

I will buy you a new life. This YTMND speaks the utter truth

TOO FUNNY!!!

sk-1 ftw

what the f*ck? vote hack? all the comments are 5s and what not but the scoreis 2? and 678 votes?

votez HAX0R3D! this site is brilliant, but only 2 stars?? NO WAI!

Mna, this is when ytmnd was actually funny.

Sad...but accurate.

yeah

Burn. Why not make the black key (repeatedly pressed) for the palm-muted guitar riff?

How is this rated so low?

Haters marry haters grow up and have hater kids

+1

because inkdrinker downvoted sites he didn't like so therefore he got revenge downvoted.

+1

LOL every Everclear song ever made ... you could hear the music on the two-key sampler, the two-key sampler

I used to have one of those!!

It's too true not to 5

ungh

yeah

so far ahead of it's time, it's not even presently mainstream.

Indeed.

4 because it's true, +1 because it features a Casio SK-1. They're fun. Had one since '87.

mcearlgrey said: "I will buy you a new life"

+1

WTB one for Nickelback and Andrew WK. No idea why this is sitting at 2.1. That's some racist sh*t right there.

It'd be interesting if, by sponsoring ink's old sites now that so many users don't know who he is, they finally received the kinds of ratings they should have in the first place.

+4

Holy crap, look at all these fives from the last two days... I think you're on to something.

If you're looking to do just that might I suggest theace.ytmnd.com

Actually, I'd start with the first of his sites that made me realize exactly how much smarter he was than so many others here: http://destroy2000.ytmnd.com Simple, direct, poignant art thievery.

Up .26 in four days ... break out your checkbook.

f*ck downvoters. Gj

-1

How is this 2 stars? This is hilarious.

-1

I think this really isn't that funny. It's pushing a joke that is barely there. Also, I think the comparison should be used to talk about nickelback. At least everclear tries, well when they still existed. I refuse to acknowledge the new version of the band

-1

also, the graphic doesn't help. it suckkorz

-1

^ Art Alexakis' mom

-1

inkdrinker didn't listen to Nickleback.

-1

^ queer for nickleback

Oh, I get it. You're a retard. Never mind then.

-1

whatev... I'm too sexy to argue about anything. werd...

-2

That black key is a sharp or a flat of the note to the left of it. But it doesn't matter, as it is never used, as per your example.

wow so underrated.

Father of mine!

i think lil john has one of these too, but the pitch on his is different

+1

is it father of mine or is it i will buy you a new life or whatever.

-1

everclear realizes that all their songs sound the same. but it makes them money. its kinda like they're not even artists.

clever.

I lol'd

the black key is for the drum fill of all 16th notes on the snare drum followed by a crash on the downbeat of the next measure

-5

Hahaha their sh*t came on the radio the other day while I was in a store and I asked someone next to me who I needed to f*ck to make $$$ by playing the same simple riff and just change lyrics. Simple, to the point, and true. 5

-1

Why the hell is this only two stars? I smell bitter downvoting in the air.

Not to be a harbinger of something you don't want to hear, but maybe this site isn't that funny. Or at least not to a good handful of the people here. Granted, they repeat certain themes, but I thought this site doesn't utilize enough resources to sell the joke anyway. You actually need to use more than "I will buy you a new life" to really get the joke rolling.

-1

Not to be a harbinger of something you don't want to hear, but you don't know what "harbinger" means or how to use it in a sentence. Back to ninth grade.

not to be f*g or anything, but your usage of the word is about the same as my usage of the word, which I grant wasn't best, but sounded better coming out of my head. Oh, and that completely misses the point of my post.

-1

This isn't "Documented evidence that every Everclear song is the same - PROOF INSIDE!" This is for people who don't need to be told what's already blindingly obvious

this is totally true and why art alexakis had to file for bankruptcy protection a year ago

I hadn't seen this in so long! Thanks for sponsoring it, mcearlgrey. I had forgotten how awesome it was.

Everclear > You.