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| Site Title: | Monkey Steals the Peach | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | monkeystealsthepeach.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | RandomTax | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-01-13 17:06:17 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | book | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting | ||||||||||
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| Chuck Norris would approve | ||||||
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| stupid ashida kim book | ||||||
| 5 For the audio | ||||||
| Ouch. | ||||||
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| I want that book! | ||||||
| That is attacking the weak spot for massive damage. | ||||||
| *Crosses legs* ._.; | ||||||
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAA | ||||||
| my balls just shrunk | ||||||
| Oh man, and that's the name of an indie band too...it looks too silly to be real. XD | ||||||
| OH MY GOD | ||||||
| I think the guy getting his balls groped is my Karate teacher. | ||||||
| Ive seen this book, and I knew exactly what this was before I clicked. Essentials tools of survival. | ||||||
| AKA the grab of death. | ||||||
| :'-( | ||||||
| Couldn't have picked better text. | ||||||
| oh man I think I've looked at this book before, what's its name? | ||||||
| i want that book | ||||||
| i actually thought of the guitar hero band | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| you fail, please try again ^_^ | ||||||
| you win, keep up the good work. ;D | ||||||
| what was the book? | ||||||
| title of the book plz | ||||||
| This is y you dont fight ninjas. | ||||||
| I don't think there are many more worse ways to die. | ||||||
| lol thats just wrong | ||||||
| Forget trying to strike hard. Rip his balls out, and throw them away. Then beat his head into the ground until there's nothing left but his yellow dismembered corpse. | ||||||
| You make me giggle. | ||||||
| no word of a lie... i have read this book | ||||||
| I guess I'm not the only one who has this book . . seriously. So yea vouched, It is real. | ||||||
| I just want to say members of the iron first fight dirty | ||||||
| lol, I thought of DK kidnapping the Princess when I read the site's name. Guess I'm a nerd xD | ||||||
| AAAAAAAAAH! NOOOOO!!! | ||||||
| ow... | ||||||
| HOly sh*t best ninja move ever | ||||||
| hah steals the peach. | ||||||
| monkey steals the peach | ||||||
| ISNT MONKEY STEALS THE PEACH THE NAME OF THE MAIN SONG IN GUITAR HERO THE FIRST ONE | ||||||
| This is a classic YTMND in the selection of text. | ||||||
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| I was going to 4 this, until I read "Followers or the Iron Hand styles immediately clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip | ||||||
| and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals." 5'd. | ||||||
| GONNA BE A GUITAR GONNA BE A GUITAR GONNA BE A GUITAR...HERO!!! | ||||||
| "ENEMY DOWN." | ||||||
| Is this for f*cking REAL?! O_O | ||||||
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:'-( | ||||||
| Massive blood loss causes death. | ||||||
| Whip the arms as described and strike the enemy's groin with the open palm, attacking his weak points for massive damage resulting in massive blood lose which may cause death. | ||||||
| I always wanted to fight a martial artist to see if i really would get my *ss kicked, now i dont want to know. | ||||||
| You learn something new everyday | ||||||
| O.o | ||||||
| Effectivly rip away genitals FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE! | ||||||
| ow I hate you for making me read that. | ||||||
| Ninjas are hardcore. | ||||||
| "book".... Good job. | ||||||
| ooooh, brutal! | ||||||
| testicle attack number 49!!!! | ||||||
| I Lol'd. HARD. | ||||||
| Effectively ripping away the the genitals for massive damage. | ||||||
| OMG I think my testes just cringed | ||||||
| :( | ||||||
| "Could stop the heart." lol! | ||||||
| all this knowledge can be yours for 599 US DOLLARS | ||||||
| Reading that made my balls hide. | ||||||
| :O | ||||||
| Just nicely done. Thanks for making this into a YTMND. "Im gonna steal your peach" is my new threat. | ||||||
| Attack his weakpoint for massive damage. | ||||||
| I lold hard, but my balls cringed harder. | ||||||
| that move has awesome crit rollz | ||||||
| WTF | ||||||
| WTF | ||||||
| Strike the enemies weak point for massive damage. You sir are cooking by the book. | ||||||
| DO NOT WANT | ||||||
| Look up the definition of "owned" in the dictionary, and you will see this picture | ||||||
| WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I HAVE A BONER | ||||||
| my balls hurt :( | ||||||
| Wow... you can stop the heart and insta-kill at high XP levels. Crit for 9999 every time! | ||||||
| Holy sh*t | ||||||
| I lol'd and cringed at the same time. 5. | ||||||
| Why don't they do this move in Naruto? | ||||||
| That's a real f*cking move?! | ||||||
| wtf where did u find that lol | ||||||
| i want this book. | ||||||
| Yes. All has been said. | ||||||
| this is why no one goes to war with china. | ||||||
| jewel thievery FTW | ||||||
| For people still looking, this is taken from "Ninja Mind Control" by Ashida Kim. http://www.amazon.com/Ninja-Mind-Control-Ashida-Kim/dp/080650997X/ | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| .... | ||||||
| this is, indeed, a little bit frightening | ||||||
| dirty trick, i would never grab someones nuts and that is dishonorable | ||||||
| i ripped his balls off with my bare hands in self-defense! | ||||||
| I have that book! AND WE MADE A JOKE ABOUT IT! | ||||||
| I bet Donkey Kong uses this one. | ||||||
