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Site Title: So Chuck Norris does know about the facts...
Site Domain: selloutchuck.ytmnd.com
Created by:  
youalreadydeadho
Created on: 2006-01-08 22:54:51
Image Origin: his site
Sound Origin: Too lazy to find a walker sound. So i used the banana splits.
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Description: Why no Roundhouse Kick?
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2006-01-08 22:57:37
 
ouch that hurts. my life means nothing anymore... chucknorriswiseman.ytmnd.com
2006-01-08 23:01:21
 
chuck norris is so humble, not admitting any of its true...he's a god amongst men.
2006-01-08 23:07:23
 
Oh yeah, and if anyone wants to know why i have worldwide meat production in my google search... well dont take environmental science
2006-01-08 23:10:30
 
"worldwide meat production" i think i saw that porno before...
2006-01-08 23:44:39
 
Hey, man, hats off to Chuck - he's got class enough to shrug off any rumors with a fatherly chuckle, THEN turns around and plugs his own books. Chuck - you're the man.
2006-01-08 23:45:40
 
Chuckle, Chuck, chuckle... "boys will be boys"
2006-01-08 23:51:03
 
5 for random "beastiality" in the keywords
2006-01-08 23:53:22
 
Chuck just roundhoused that bullet and turned it against his enemies, plugging his book which I am going to buy now that he told me to.
2006-01-08 23:57:10
 
the screenshot + mspaint is usually insta-1 but the sound and content just melted my heart
2006-01-09 00:39:48
 
I hate Chuck Norris and this sh*tty internet fad. 5 though.
2006-01-09 00:40:53
 
BTW, I think the Vin Diesel facts came first.
2006-01-09 00:49:49
 
"chuck norris is so humble, not admitting any of its true...he's a god amongst men."
2006-01-09 00:49:50
 
Chuck Norris is a cool guy, anyone else would have had a crybaby hissyfit :)
2006-01-09 01:25:20
 
Chuck Norris don't take sh*t from nobody, especially the internet.
2006-01-09 01:39:23
 
He did several roundhouses in that YTMND, but so fast the eye could not detect them. CHUCKFTW!
2006-01-09 02:23:37
 
5 for the banana splits.
2006-01-09 02:41:29
 
C'mon its Chuck Norris
2006-01-09 03:18:56
 
It was later confirmed that Chuck's website had been hacked by a Vin Diesel Fanatic. Chuck hunted the Fanatic down and roundhoused him into 1946.
2006-01-09 03:48:52
 
LOL
2006-01-09 03:57:09
 
5
2006-01-09 05:30:06
 
Chuck Norris plugged his books, which contain the facts confirm what has been circulating around the Internet.
2006-01-09 06:24:24
 
Second coming of teh Jesus mb?
2006-01-09 06:36:27
 
1 for gamefaqs bookmark
2006-01-09 08:56:50
 
He actually sounds like kind of a dick....and look his chatroom is down because of abuse, ytmnd strikes again? http://www.chucknorris.com/html/chat.html
2006-01-09 09:18:06
 
lol what a sell out, friggin turning that announcment into talking about his books
2006-01-09 09:30:29
 
lol internet
2006-01-09 09:42:57
 
God bless you, Chuck.
2006-01-09 11:06:03
 
how can God bless chuck when chuck IS God??
2006-01-09 11:30:59
 
banana splits, woo
2006-01-09 12:05:32
 
Bahaha, 5 for bestiality.
2006-01-09 12:19:59
 
lol walker is selling out. i was not aware of the "facts" so i googled them ahaahahha there funy
2006-01-09 12:39:03
 
Would've liked to give even more than 5! :) Plus for the bestiality!
2006-01-09 13:06:37
 
Actually he doesn't write his own books, he is so intimidating that the pen writes the books for him.
2006-01-09 13:42:30
 
I've already bought 4 copies of his autobiography. When the Final Judgement comes, Chuck will personally kill everyone who has not yet bought a copy.
2006-01-09 14:19:24
 
ROUNDHOUSE KICK !!!!
2006-01-09 14:31:52
 
Lol hes so full of himself on his website.
2006-01-09 15:16:49
 
LMFAO. Instant win. Best find today.
2006-01-09 15:43:15
 
"Actually he doesn't write his own books, he is so intimidating that the pen writes the books for him." Is this true? Well, I guess we'll have to read his books to find out!
2006-01-09 15:43:41
 
It's probably something his ball less wonder of a lawyer made him write.
2006-01-09 16:41:07
 
Generic Chuck Norris jokes aren't that funny anymore, but this sure is.
2006-01-09 17:15:06
 
how it really happened... http://uhohchucknorris.ytmnd.com/
2006-01-09 17:40:46
 
Im sure where going to see Vin Diesiel doing somthing like this next
2006-01-09 18:18:49
 
chuck norris is the man
2006-01-09 18:20:15
 
Somehow that music fits incredibly well.
2006-01-09 18:23:50
 
One day, Chuck Norris and Mr. T wanted to have a fight. They went into the middle of nowhere, so they wouldn't disturb anyone. When Chuck Norris tried to roundhouse-kick Mr. T in the face, he blocked it with his giant fists. The force caused by this is kn
2006-01-09 18:34:36
 
He laughed about it and didn't dick out like Bill Cosby. Chuck Norris truly is a God amongst men.
2006-01-09 19:41:26
 
The Roundhouse Kick is a comin'
2006-01-09 20:28:30
 
*is totally shocked this is on the front page*
2006-01-09 21:37:03
 
«Earthbounder - It was later confirmed that Chuck's website had been hacked by a Vin Diesel Fanatic. Chuck hunted the Fanatic down and roundhoused him into 1946.» Please put that in the description. This YTMND + that comment = win.
2006-01-09 22:47:16
 
only chuck norris is man enough to plug his books. they are as gospel as the flying spaghetti monster is
2006-01-09 22:51:32
 
Well f*ck. I saw this a few days ago... I would've used it if I'd known it'd get me a top-rated YTMND. 4 for ranking high without any effort!
2006-01-09 23:33:08
 
how do i get sound to play in firefox
2006-01-09 23:38:45
 
Zwah?
2006-01-10 00:15:36
 
5 for the Banana Splits
2006-01-10 01:39:04
 
*SHAMELESS PLUG* http://texasrangerstyle.ytmnd.com/
2006-01-10 05:41:27
 
Chuck Norris is the greatest man alive
2006-01-10 09:41:47
 
Accusing him of selling out = instant death + 1/5
2006-01-10 11:21:18
 
Chuck Norris: he'll take any opportunity to plug his work.
2006-01-10 14:25:10
 
We should all be terribly greatful that Chuck isn't going to beat all our asses.
2006-01-10 14:36:41
 
He is not selling out at all. He is promoting his entrepeneureal endevours, something that anyone with a quarter of a brain would do. I saw him on H&C and Donnie D last night, and he making the promotional rounds.
2006-01-10 15:28:54
 
he's just being modest. every one of those facts is true
2006-01-10 15:31:58
 
?
2006-01-10 16:23:31
 
Are you kidding? The Banana Splits totally make this! UPVOTE, UPVOTE, AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
2006-01-10 16:25:18
 
I refuse to believe that he himself actually wrote that :|
2006-01-10 16:37:09
 
...Im expecting a round house kick when I leave my home
2006-01-10 16:56:18
 
product placement!
2006-01-10 19:36:37
 
Vin Diesel kicks Chuck Norris's *ss every time he tries to breathe.
2006-01-10 20:12:23
 
lol n*gg* sold out.
2006-01-10 20:18:09
 
I bet he didn't write that. Someone wrote it and put it up. That man no longer in existance as one roundhouse kick caused all the molecular bonds in the poor sap's body to break leaving nothing but a puff of dust
2006-01-10 20:56:24
 
chuck norris cannot be harmed by mortal weapons
2006-01-10 22:39:49
 
Does Vin Diesel know about his list?
2006-01-11 01:26:14
 
Yeah I know. I noticed, you didn't actually vote on my site, could you? Thanks in advance.
2006-01-13 00:03:39
 
"It was later confirmed that Chuck's website had been hacked by a Vin Diesel Fanatic. Chuck hunted the Fanatic down and roundhoused him into 1946." True story.
2006-01-16 03:41:19
 
Nope
2006-01-23 11:36:37
 
3 for the pic + 2 for the banana split song= 5/5
2006-02-22 04:11:24
 
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
2006-03-13 17:47:52
 
I'm gonna give you a 4 for the random "Worldwide meat product."
2006-06-05 14:59:55
 
Lol, Chuck really does try to play down that he is the ulti-god who kills everything. And He wants His autobiography to sell more lol! 5'd.