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Site Title: LOL Jesus Owns!
Site Domain: loljesusowns.ytmnd.com
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Created on: 2006-01-04 03:20:52
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2006-01-04 03:28:45
 
That baptism = Teh 0wnage!
2006-01-04 03:55:19
 
props to the JCVH footage... it's all my buds :)
2006-01-04 04:05:12
 
Hilarious, really nice find and edit.
2006-01-04 04:09:35
 
HAHHA PWNT
2006-01-04 04:44:37
 
and here i thought i was the only person to own this movie
2006-01-04 04:50:41
 
I LOL'd.
2006-01-04 05:31:30
 
You fail at failing
2006-01-04 06:41:41
 
lol owned.
2006-01-04 06:41:48
 
Jesus is a comic genius.
2006-01-04 06:48:34
 
OWNED!
2006-01-04 07:21:15
 
LMFAO best news I heard all week.
2006-01-04 07:40:07
 
LOL!
2006-01-04 08:00:39
 
Slam dunk baptism'd!
2006-01-04 08:07:59
 
It's ok.
2006-01-04 08:08:29
 
i laughed so much my ribs hurt ^_^
2006-01-04 08:16:14
 
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2006-01-04 08:25:23
 
thanks for bringing diversity back to the top 5 ... Last night I saw the top five ytmnds were all featuring conan.
2006-01-04 08:31:01
 
meh
2006-01-04 08:44:18
 
This god is NOT an awesome god.
2006-01-04 08:55:05
 
ROFL WTF
2006-01-04 09:00:35
 
the power of Christ indeed...congrats on front page fame...btw baltic we need a new traffic person let me know if interested.
2006-01-04 09:54:07
 
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter! I have that movie, it's great :D
2006-01-04 10:27:48
 
You, sir, have recieved a 5. Tell me the music, and I'll throw in a commemerative rug at no extra charge!
2006-01-04 10:29:34
 
5 if you change to Super Mario World LOL music.
2006-01-04 11:37:10
 
HAX!
2006-01-04 11:46:31
 
The use of this song was warranted in this case.
2006-01-04 12:12:15
 
2006-01-04 12:58:50
 
i laughed so hard, not joking. logged in to 5.
2006-01-04 13:51:22
 
0_o
2006-01-04 14:11:45
 
5'd! Got me laughing.
2006-01-04 14:19:34
 
Jesus showed him who's the King of Kings.
2006-01-04 14:35:22
 
I can't stop laughing!
2006-01-04 14:44:55
 
omg win
2006-01-04 14:53:11
 
Benny Hill makes it. 5, Mr. Congressman.
2006-01-04 15:35:45
 
HAHA!
2006-01-04 15:51:42
 
hahah the music makes it
2006-01-04 16:20:21
 
Picture. Sound. Text. Not a f*ggy short film. REMEMBER YOUR FUNDAMENTALS n00b.
2006-01-04 16:56:21
 
I lol'ed.
2006-01-04 17:10:36
 
+5 for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
2006-01-04 17:17:31
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::breathes:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-01-04 18:17:02
 
LOL, OMG OWNED!! BAPTISM FTW!!
2006-01-04 18:17:23
 
lol
2006-01-04 18:24:32
 
gay
2006-01-04 18:33:44
 
Sinna!
2006-01-04 18:46:32
 
Best use of benny hill in a while
2006-01-04 18:49:11
 
thats so awesome! our God is an awesome God lol
2006-01-04 18:53:59
 
my jesus can beat your jesus up. http://creationwithcreatine.ytmnd.com/ also. nice job.
2006-01-04 18:55:32
 
That chick is hot.
2006-01-04 18:56:23
 
It's official: ytmnd has lost its edge.
2006-01-04 19:01:01
 
don't f*ck with jesus, he's a crazy sonofabitch.
2006-01-04 19:09:41
 
jesus christ vampire hunter is one of the best movies ever made, next to robo vampire of course.
2006-01-04 19:32:40
 
ROFL
2006-01-04 19:40:04
 
I really think the "G-man's Having A Wonderful Time" YTMND should be number 1, but I liked this one too. XD
2006-01-04 19:44:08
 
not very good
2006-01-04 19:53:56
 
EXTREME BAPTISM
2006-01-04 20:05:40
 
change the OMG! to ZOMG! and i think i might sh*t my pants
2006-01-04 20:21:49
 
EAT BAPTISM NOOB!
2006-01-04 20:33:35
 
Jesus Christ...VAMPIRE HUNTER
2006-01-04 20:36:15
 
LMFAO! Nice work!!!!!!!!
2006-01-04 20:45:20
 
I really hate the sound and I'm taking it out on you by subtracting a star. Please forgive me jesus.
2006-01-04 20:54:11
 
lollerskates!
2006-01-04 21:05:29
 
sh*tty music
2006-01-04 21:07:22
 
All who hate this sound raise their hands. And their 1
2006-01-04 21:23:57
 
THE POWER OF CHRIST FTW!!!
2006-01-04 21:47:33
 
Taken from the movie Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter f-ing great movie
2006-01-04 21:48:39
 
Jesus is so the man!
2006-01-04 22:05:23
 
OMG HAHAHAHA!
2006-01-04 22:09:46
 
SO COOL!
2006-01-04 22:23:11
 
lmao....but why benny hill theme for this?
2006-01-04 22:42:46
 
LOL! Jesus pwns FTW!!!
2006-01-04 23:34:07
 
Hahaha... Genius.
2006-01-04 23:57:37
 
Hunk of sh*t
2006-01-05 00:17:25
 
How dare you disrespect the Lord
2006-01-05 03:27:40
 
superb
2006-01-05 04:07:54
 
I'm sick of Yackety Sax
2006-01-05 05:06:43
 
Things like these would be so much funnier without the captions.
2006-01-05 09:13:42
 
I got dropkicked into a fountain by Jesus once, I know how crazy that sum'bitch is..
2006-01-05 09:16:01
 
YES!!!!! An internet and a 5 for you, sir!
2006-01-05 09:32:10
 
haha omfg this is so f*cking nice!!!@!!!
2006-01-05 10:34:36
 
That musix is teh sux0r.Change it.
2006-01-05 12:09:29
 
WHY?
2006-01-05 13:17:10
 
Awesome.
2006-01-05 13:42:43
 
Funny stuff!
2006-01-05 13:51:39
 
this was the first time i seriously laughed out loud at a ytmnd
2006-01-05 13:57:26
 
Too funny
2006-01-05 14:11:47
 
lol "fayed" says this site is votehacked. but he obviously isnt counting every commenter who left a 5. Thats not even half of the votes.
2006-01-05 14:26:53
 
"Picture. Sound. Text. Not a f*ggy short film. REMEMBER YOUR FUNDAMENTALS n00b." Wow, nubcake. The text was in the image, and the image was there, and te sound was there, too. No rematch.
2006-01-05 14:41:52
 
he baptized that sinna
2006-01-05 15:05:48
 
lol
2006-01-05 15:11:12
 
Briack, you sound a little jealous. calm down there sparky. This is not viewhacked, I know that for a fact. I know the creator.
2006-01-05 15:17:02
 
Holy sh*t, more than one person has seen JCVH? Improbable!
2006-01-05 15:44:01
 
JCVH ftw
2006-01-05 16:06:15
 
Hahahaha. I laffed. For making me laff, you get a 5.
2006-01-05 16:16:48
 
lmao!
2006-01-05 16:57:59
 
roflmao
2006-01-05 17:15:01
 
Standard sucky Jesus YTMND. Only now it moves!
2006-01-05 18:18:36
 
What was this from?
2006-01-05 18:38:12
 
get rid of the gay *ss words on the screen and this is a classic
2006-01-06 03:35:12
 
Jesus does it all! He saves! He owns! He resurrects! The YTMNDs he's featured in get 5s!
2006-01-06 06:29:28
 
-1 for Benny Hill, Use Die Mother f*ckers Die and ill mark out with a 5.
2006-01-06 06:50:39
 
a little too choppy = 3'd
2006-01-06 11:40:13
 
That music makes my penis hurt.
2006-01-06 13:39:29
 
1 cause that song is pretty gay and whoever made it should get raped very hard.
2006-01-06 14:46:50
 
what better to compliment the over-used unoriginality of jesus jokes than benny hill?
2006-01-06 15:10:46
 
heh, I thought it was funny
2006-01-06 18:20:31
 
overused sound
2006-01-06 19:25:17
 
You should use the movie's theme song instead. o:
2006-01-06 20:17:38
 
It looks like he's gonna rape her!! lolz!
2006-01-06 23:44:45
 
J.R.: BAAHH GAAAWD KAANG! Spinebuster from GAAWD!
2006-01-07 09:39:10
 
That was f*cking hilarious
2006-01-07 09:56:52
 
LOL
2006-01-07 12:54:03
 
lol jesus
2006-01-07 14:28:28
 
WTF?
2006-01-07 16:59:05
 
:D
2006-01-07 17:06:29
 
Great movie.
2006-01-07 17:52:33
 
hahaha!!! THIS is funny
2006-01-07 19:47:58
 
Stupid Lesbian Hunting Vampire got OWNED!
2006-01-07 19:56:58
 
OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
2006-01-07 20:16:22
 
I could watch for hours...and i just might.
2006-01-13 03:07:53
 
lol, jesus.
2006-01-27 15:56:38
 
Wow, Jesus does own.
2006-03-09 16:25:04
 
Yes... Jesus OWNS too much... -_- 5'd
2006-04-12 15:52:00