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| Site Title: | Are you a bad enough dude to get a BJ in class? | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | schoolbj.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | Komodo | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2005-12-22 23:44:31 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | uncited | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | River City Ransom | ||||||||||
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| Description: | Teacher's report of a kid caught getting a BJ at school. Oh, snap! | ||||||||||
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| Amazing. If this were my son, I'd be proud. Really, I would. |
+1 | |||||
| f*cking awsome | ||||||
| Three days suspension as opposed to being known as the guy who got a blow job during class. Hey, I think it's worth it! ; ) | ||||||
| His name, is Dixon. Priceless. | ||||||
| A BJ and 3 days off? That is awesome. |
+1 | |||||
| Brilliant. Just brilliant. | ||||||
| best day of his life
no school and got a blow out of it | ||||||
| A BJ, and then 3 days off? f*ck! Kids should be so lucky! | ||||||
| PWNT | ||||||
| if this were mine, i'd set it to 'its my life' by bon jovi, or 'livin on the edge' by aerosmith. but still, 5'd. | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| it says "practice field" so was it a gym teacher? because "receiving" is spelled wrong. | ||||||
| River City Ransom music, great. BJs, great. Stupid *ss high school sh*t, great. | ||||||
| NICE. | ||||||
| RCR music is absolutely perfect for this | ||||||
| I have a new hero. | ||||||
| X-P | ||||||
| I love the choice of music! River City Ransom all the way! | ||||||
| Awesome, All my five stars are belong to this. Bonus points for the River City Ransom Music. | ||||||
| A real american hero. | ||||||
| Pwned. Lol. | ||||||
| HEY! How did you guys get your hands on my referral!? | ||||||
| Good job. | ||||||
| Three days for a headjob? That's totally weak! I was suspended indefinitely for the last two weeks of school this year for way less than that! | ||||||
| Good job, kiddoz! | ||||||
| That's all he got for that? Dude, that school rocks. I wish I had attended there. | ||||||
| Who the f*ck cares? |
-1 | |||||
| Something doesn't make sense about this one. Scratch that. Everything doesn't make sense about this one. | ||||||
| 5ed for river city ransom, -1 cuz my school woulda expelled his ass |
-1 | |||||
| 2K1 FTW. | ||||||
| If you read it closely you notice he didn't get 3 days off.. It was an in school suspension :( | ||||||
| ISS 3 days for oral secks in school. Man, what a punishment. I wish I were still in high school, you got suspended for what you should get arrested for in the real world. | ||||||
| Are you bad enough to repeat a YTMND I made like awhile ago? Doesn't matter because it's still funny! lol.
oralschool.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| Ahahaha, the music... |
-1 | |||||
| -2 for making me at first believe that this happened in-class. +1 for music. | ||||||
| Whoa. 5'd! | ||||||
| GOOD GRIEF! | ||||||
| Where is this kid? I'd blow him! | ||||||
| river city ransom! | ||||||
| This guy was either a stud, or he got a bj from a handicap chick. Either way, awesome. | ||||||
| Uber. | ||||||
| -1 for not actually using the Bad Dues theme. | ||||||
| hahaha thats sickkkk i definitly would high-five my son right in front of the administration when i was called in | ||||||
| Funny, but old. | ||||||
| Now that's a winnar. | ||||||
| Dude, THAT"S HOT. I want my gf to give me a BJ in school now... :D | ||||||
| that owns so hard. | ||||||
| Good to see teachers have great grammar in that school. What is it, Harlem CC? | ||||||
| Sc0r3. That would've sucked if he didn't finish, though. But he wins the internets. | ||||||
| you f*cking win | ||||||
| What a F*cking pimp o_O
-1 for sh*tty music | ||||||
| This man is a martyr. | ||||||
| http://elmokills.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| +1000000000000000000000000000000 for RCR. :) | ||||||
| um, its probably fake because the location says "Practice Field" but the letter says "in class". also, this happens at my school a lot so its not like it makes you go "wow", instead your just a bit surprised. the guy wouldnt be know as "the kid who got a | ||||||
| bj in school" but as "yet another kid who got a bj in school". i won't downvote but I'm not 5ing it either. | ||||||
| Nice use of the River City Ransom music. | ||||||
| Is this Fulton County, Georgia, because that's where I live and the sheets look just like that. | ||||||
| What a badass. | ||||||
| Lucky guy, lol | ||||||
| haha, that kid will forever be known as the guy who got a blowjob during class. 3 day suspension is totally worth it. props to the girl for doing it during class too, that takes guts. | ||||||
| Haha.
I love how the teacher describes it. | ||||||
| Chris, You're the Man Now, Dog!! | ||||||
| River City Ransom reference + River City Ransom music = instant 5 | ||||||
| You can have class on a practice field. Way to go kid, hope you gave her a mouth full. :/ | ||||||
| absofriggenlutely beautiful
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| River City Ransom = Win | ||||||
| I heard the RCR music and 5d it instantly. | ||||||
| That says in-school suspension, which means he sits in a tiny room for 3 days with 2 or 3 other people doing nothing. Still worth it though | ||||||
| er, 3 school days. For our less intelligent readers. | ||||||
| holy mother ffffff | ||||||
| Your my f*ckin HERO man!! no lie | ||||||
| chris dixon. you're the man now, dog. but..seriously. | ||||||
| No, but you're a bad enough dude to steal an image from another site and make a YTMND out of it. | ||||||
| wow. this is gold. | ||||||
| Three days off /and/ a blowjob, that kid knows how to play his cards right. | ||||||
| lmao RCR wins the internetwork | ||||||
| When this kid's parents were called, I bet his Dad was wiping away a tear because he was so proud of him. | ||||||
| yay | ||||||
| ah the famous referral slip. | ||||||
| LOOOOOOOOL Pimp. | ||||||
| lol lucky kid =D | ||||||
| dude, that rules, what happened to the girl?
insertwackynamehere, u are a dumsh*t, read it again or U LOSE, cuz teach sent him 'back' to class | ||||||
| Give this man a medal!
5! | ||||||
| It would be even better if the teacher had checked "Had private conference with student".
_> | ||||||
| A BJ and three days out of school! Noice! I remmber this happening at my school but it was on the bus. | ||||||
| OH SNAP | ||||||
| I can only hope to raise a son to be like that someday. | ||||||
| Choice! | ||||||
| Chris Dixon... I salute you. | ||||||
| For three days... what crazy *ss mixed up school is this. And what is the world comming to! THREE DAYS | ||||||
| HOLY sh*t!!!! | ||||||
| Music is f*cked and so are you | ||||||
| score. | ||||||
| ahahah he got bawlz lol | ||||||
| Three day suspension... And what do you think they'll DO during that suspension? (sorry if someone already said that) | ||||||
| While this is easily fakable (just get a blank page of report paper from an Atlanta school), but frankly I don't think it is. That is because of one reason and one reason alone, due to the fact the parent last name is different than the student's name. If | ||||||
| chris dixion is the man now dog! | ||||||
| a bj in english class would be a lot funnier nut teh practice field is ok i guess | ||||||
| Lucky bastard. | ||||||
| my exgf in japan sucked my dick in class but i didnt get caught cuz of the light bein out LOLz!
F U C K . N I G G E R S ! | ||||||
| RCR tune = 5 | ||||||
| I like how it says "Practice Fielol". | ||||||
| Fived for that kid's sheer awesomeness, fived for "Practice Fielol" and fived for the last downvoter's comment getting cut off. | ||||||
| XD Practice FieLOL! "A BJ and 3 days off? That is awesome." Yeah that's what I thought! What strict punishment that school holds! XD | ||||||
| But hah, leave it to an Atlanta school to not care more. | ||||||
| :> | ||||||
| logged in to 5 it. :) | ||||||
| So we can be sure that the person giving the BJ was a girl right? If so, who is she? lol | ||||||
| lol check our their slogan: Fulton County Schools - "Where Students Come First" www.fultonschools.org | ||||||
| Wow...I live near that school.. | ||||||
| haha look @ his name, Chris DIXON! | ||||||
| Nice. | ||||||
| i am not bad enough to get a bj in class but i sure as hell will f*ck your sister. seriously | ||||||
| Dumbass, should've done it during lunch. | ||||||
| Thats the kind of person you want to idolize | ||||||
| It's an in-school suspension. It's not really 3 days off | ||||||
| *barf* | ||||||
| It happened outside at the practice field, not in the middle of a classroom. The gym teacher probably caught them screwing underneath the bleachers. | ||||||
| Perfect choice with River City Ransom. 5'd | ||||||
| It also happened at 8 PM, so school wasn't even insession... | ||||||
| "also, this happens at my school a lot" Okay, sure. Shut the f*ck up. Anyway, awesome. Change the song to "Pimp" by 50 cent, and this may be the best YTMND ever. Chris Dixon, you own. | ||||||
| "So we can be sure that the person giving the BJ was a girl right? If so, who is she? lol" I believe it said "while the female was at her knees in front of him". So yes, it's a girl. | ||||||
| Spit or swallow? | ||||||
| lol I know someone named Chris Dixon...I wonder if this is him!! | ||||||
| "It also happened at 8 PM"...looks like 8:30 AM to me. also, anyone notice under "Action Taken Prior To Referral" at the bottom of the left hand side it says "(oral or written). teacher should have circled "oral". | ||||||
| LMAO. One of the few good YTMNDs here. Where did you get that? | ||||||
| Nice! Only in Atlanta. | ||||||
| Only Christian Fundamentalist terrorists, i.e. Southern wackos, would have a problem with sex. Allah Ackbar!!! | ||||||
| That sucks ass. That guy got in-school suspension.
That's the worst kind. | ||||||
| But it's worth it to get a blowjob and become an internet legend at the same time. | ||||||
| I think whenever "Are you a bad enough dude..." is used, the Bad Dudes theme should be used. If you fix it, I'll give you a 5 | ||||||
| only 3 days out wow | ||||||
| LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS CATCH YOUR ATTENTION | ||||||
| BJ in class FTW | ||||||
| google search for "fulton county school chris dixon" produces nearly 150 thousand results... wtf. | ||||||
| High Five, son! | ||||||
| damn, if only I could do high school all over again... | ||||||
| The music reminded me of the PC version of Willy Beamish for some reason. But this sir I give a five. How is it faked?
CHANGE TO BAD DUDES THEME! | ||||||
| love it. | ||||||
| reminds me of a friend who got caught having sex in the student parking lot LOLOL | ||||||
| holy sh*t! I have a friend named Chris Dixon! and if he isn't now, he'll be 16 by the end of the school year. 9999friends with samename as new ytmnd celeb out of 5!!!! chris dixon FTW!!! | ||||||
| LMAO,3 days off?I love how the guy describes it too. | ||||||
| What a noob. | ||||||
| its 8:30 am, retards. if you read it, it says that he was instructed to go to the principles office, but went to class instead. and anyone who says "who cares" has probably never gotten a blowjob before. 5 for oral sex. | ||||||
| Too bad its bullsh*t :| 3 days my *ss you'd get kicked out of school for sh*t even not as bad as that :P | ||||||
| America Rules. | ||||||
| I bet those kids were preppies. | ||||||
| oh snap, all we've had at my school is a kid who pissed himself out of spite for a teacher o.O | ||||||
| >.< forgot to vote | ||||||
| http://gaybj.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| n****rs should be so lucky! | ||||||
| SURELY A STUDENT COULD NEVER GET A HOLD OF YELLOW SLIPS! | ||||||
| sh*tty and gay | ||||||
| ^You probbably can't read
5'd | ||||||
| this is a good test to see who has touched a girl and who hasnt! If they gave u a 1, they definatly havent or will never touch a girl | ||||||
| Logged in to 5 this....mainly for teh RCR. Good sh*t. | ||||||
| LOL shut up you nerd.
Nice description by the teacher. | ||||||
| If the top was Photoshopped better (no creases = false) this would be great. | ||||||
| http://bjinclass.ytmnd.com/
Take a closer look at the note. | ||||||
| Damn, that kid wins at life. | ||||||
| +5 for the hardcore nature of this pimp. | ||||||
| 3 days? I got suspended for a week for drawing a picture of my friend mom sucking his peter! | ||||||
| true balla | ||||||
| wow...BJ in class.... | ||||||
| http://ovalofficebj.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| i think we all know he means you are sh*tty and gay, "SpadeZ" afterall it is true | ||||||
| Where did you get it? Was it you? | ||||||
| To be honest, I can't remember where I found it. I was just looking through my pictures folder and ran into it. So, no, it wasn't me. I'm not cool enough to do something like that...:( | ||||||
| My God. This guys wins twenty Internets. | ||||||
| Hooray River City Ransom! | ||||||
| 3 DAYS!!!! in my school we would have gotten 10 easily- hell, even expelled | ||||||
| the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable. | ||||||
| ogm | ||||||
| Wins, if for the music. I'm sorry but I can't see this guy as a legend or anything. Sex in class doesn't send me into shock and awe. In today's world I'm not surprised. | ||||||
| brilliant title | ||||||
| The girl must be an uber-slut | ||||||
| It says he received at 8:30am too, nice. | ||||||
| why is it scrunched up. | ||||||
| his last name is dixon, come one teachers! | ||||||
| This is just too funny. 5/5 | ||||||
| My hero. gettin your dick sucked _and_ a 3 day vacation? EPIC. | ||||||
| RCR music made this a 5.. though it reeks of fakeness, it didn't say who was giving the BJ... | ||||||
| If I had kids I would be proud if that happened to them. | ||||||
| A blow job and a three day holiday? This kid is my hero. | ||||||
| river city randsom! | ||||||
| The funny thing is this happened now five years ago. | ||||||
| Dad - "What did you do at school today son"
Son - "I got a blowjob and 3 days off"
Dad - "*Sobs I couldn't be more proud......."
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| THAT IS ONE BAD DUDE | ||||||
| river city ransom = teh win | ||||||
| I doubt that is real. If so, f*ckin' awesome, if not, the thought of it is awesome. | ||||||
| i knew it would happen SOMEDAY | ||||||
| OMFG 5'd for the river city ransom music! | ||||||
| I'd frame it. | ||||||
| 4'd for report card+ 1 for music! | ||||||
| And all he got was 3 days in-school suspension!?!? Dear God, we've hit rock bottom. | ||||||
| why not use the bad dudes theme song? | ||||||
| What a guy...but Sunday Funday owns River City Ransom :D | ||||||
| This happened on my school bus one time | ||||||
| Now shot kid, 1 in a million! | ||||||
| thats great | ||||||
| hahaha1 | ||||||
| bad theme music | ||||||
| LOL | ||||||
| damn im jealous... | ||||||
| BJ approves this BJ. | ||||||
| Holy ****! | ||||||
| wtf this has to be fake | ||||||
| Classic | ||||||
| Only 3 days? Haha! awesome. | ||||||
| dude wtf? 3 Days? damn. I got a 3 day suspension for saying f*ck in school | ||||||
| FAKE. I've seen it before somewhere on the interwebs where it is declared fake. | ||||||
| 5d, cause this happened at my school. Except it was and assembly, and it was a handjob. And the kid ran out of the school into the woods, and then another 4 miles away from the school. | ||||||
| FAKE. Well, pretty much fake. Me and my friends have stolen numerous referel slips of teachers desks and done funny things wuith them. It seems like this is just that | ||||||
| winner | ||||||
| River City Ransom gets you an auto-five. | ||||||
| Dixon? suspicious | ||||||
| anyone wanna see if this fella has a myspace? fulton county is in georgia. i think its zip is 30315. | ||||||
| Awesome sh*t, congrats to him | ||||||
| Sh*t, dude- at our school you get three days OSS for leaving school at any point during the day- even 5 minutes before the end of the day (happened to a friend of mine)! | ||||||
| It was an IN school suspension. | ||||||
| If only it was you | ||||||
| And apperently I CANT VOTE | ||||||
| This guy is the f*ckin man. Pics of the act taking place? | ||||||
| Somehow, the music just fits. Fived. | ||||||
| 5 | ||||||
| +5
Good one.
Now just wait for Ebaum to steal it! | ||||||
| i highly dobt this is true | ||||||
| Needs Bad Dudes music. | ||||||
| of course its fake | ||||||
| "Amazing. If this were my son, I'd be proud. Really, I would." (Psychology)
lol, true that! =`D | ||||||
| Olddddddd | ||||||
| Best day ever. | ||||||
| Wow, looks like I have a big fan club now. I was stupid enough to scan this to show my friends and one of them uploaded it to consumptionjunction.com and it blew up from there. The chick was pretty hot and I got a hand job from her in the ISS room. My mom has been getting phone calls for 5 years asking if that is real and yes, it is. I am going to take a picture of myself holding up the original and post it up here. Too bad the phone numbers are blacked out here - my mom gets a kick out of the phone calls! | ||||||
| i havent had a BJ in class, but i have had 3 in bathrooms before i graduated.
but i did in fact smoke pot in a classroom at jackson. | ||||||
