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| Site Title: | Stoned Screech Owl O RLY? | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | stonedowl.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | luvmoz | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2005-12-20 03:49:25 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | news site | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | smoke two joints | ||||||||||
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| Description: | Stoner screech owl found in christmas tree, O RLY? | ||||||||||
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| Hey, they found my pet owl! | ||||||
| That's awesome, but is it really that hard to use Photoshop instead of MS Paint? | ||||||
| Love it. | ||||||
| Hmm wonder how the owl got stoned
might have somthing to do with that
"christmas tree" | ||||||
| LAWL@SaiykoStyle | ||||||
| that's my f*cking owl! | ||||||
| i wonder who got that owl stoned | ||||||
| 5 for using the orginal toyes version even though i prefer sublimes | ||||||
| win | ||||||
| The pic is priceless | ||||||
| Holy sh*t. I never thought I'd see this on the front page. | ||||||
| Keyword Whore | ||||||
| It was there for 5 f*cking days. The couple had to be smoking sh*t. | ||||||
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| lol, I live there... wait, HOW COME THIS WASN'T IN THE NEWS LAST YEAR?? | ||||||
| south park mexicans version is better so 3 | ||||||
| You win | ||||||
| 1 because u tagged this under CHRISTMAS so u would get on the list | ||||||
| Wow whoever wrote that has terrible grammar | ||||||
| jack ass | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| was going to downvote b/c the christmas keyword..then i read the title of the article... | ||||||
| this is so beyond epic. | ||||||
| Everyone knows that owls get stoned. Duh. | ||||||
| the only question now is, HOW did it get stoned? I mean, I AM stonebadger; i just gotta know these things. | ||||||
| I'm sorry, but "news site" is not enough credit for me. I need just a tad bit more truth. 3 for just being downright funny though. | ||||||
| otton:
http://www.nbc-2.com/articles/readarticle.asp?articleid=5232&z=3&p | ||||||
| Yes! This HAS to be real, I mean everyone knows that NEWS REPORTS ARE RIDDLED WITH GRAMMATICAL ERRORS!
Come on man.
"I've never had an owl or any other winged creature for that matter come in high?"
"They examined the owl looked in his eyes and determined the owl was stoned."
wtf...there's four missing commas, and that sentence should have had a period at the end. Good job, I don't think your imaginary owl was the only thing "stoned". And by the way, usually news reports wont use SLANG. | ||||||
| bong Rly | ||||||
| O RLY? | ||||||
| 5 for not using the sublime version | ||||||
| I remember when that was on our news... I've been waiting for someone to find that and use it for this. | ||||||
| @Metal_Mavri: It's real, Floridians are just stupid. ): | ||||||
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| 1 for ¨christmas¨ keyword | ||||||
| how fake | ||||||
| 5, for every day we know that the owl was stoned | ||||||
| 3. It is real, i remeber it was on the news last year. thats the TV news. | ||||||
| o weedly? | ||||||
| That's a Ya Rly owl, btw. | ||||||
| More like "couple gets really really high while next to christmas tree, finds owl, and takes owl to animal shelter while still stoned out of their gourds." | ||||||
| AHAHA they named the owl cheech! priceless. And now I know what a stoned owl looks like! They get all squinty! | ||||||
| now the owl needs its own phrase, "wut r u loken at?!?!?!" | ||||||
| that owl looked fried, yeah this couple was definitely smoking the holly or whatever vague reference you want | ||||||
| 5'd for cannabis and owls. -1 for MSPaint | ||||||
| poor owl, lolz | ||||||
| CHRONIC | ||||||
| the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable. | ||||||
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I enjoyed this. It's short and sweet, like a sexy midget. | ||||||
| haha | ||||||
| sounds fake.. | ||||||
| zomg a screen grab | ||||||
| Ummm first of all ENOUGH WITH THE F*CK ING ORLY SH*T! ITS NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY! AT ALL! GOD DAMNIT! And how the hell would the owl smell like weed? i mean, wtf? did someone blow it in its face or something? this story leaves many questions | ||||||
| Fived just for putting the original version of Smoke Two Joints (by The Toyes) instead of that Sublime bullsh*t. | ||||||
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| NO WAI | ||||||
| 5'd because time is like, just an illusion. | ||||||
| IF this is real... one possible explaination...
Cops find a crop of marijuana in the woods, they set fire to it. A screech owl was perched in a tree nearby. Inhaled the fumes, flew off to a tree orchard, decided to take a nap... | ||||||
| THIS STORY IS REAL!
http://www.nbc-2.com/articles/readarticle.asp?articleid=5232&z=3&p
http://www.nbc4.tv/holidays/5542383/detail.html | ||||||
| wow...if i didn't know any better, i would actually believe you...but nice creativity | ||||||
| There is no way that was a real news site; the "article" looks as though it's been typed by a five-year-old, the grammar is so terrible. It's totally a fake. | ||||||
| -1 for keywords | ||||||
| I am amused by the simplicity of this game. Bring me your finest meats and cheeses. | ||||||
| You have to wonder how the woman knows what marijuana spells like | ||||||
| Abuse of Christmas tag. Failure. | ||||||
| Whooaaa....rly? | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| "what is that odor?" haha | ||||||
| wow..it is real...+2 more | ||||||
| No sh*t, those two who found it in their tree were smoking pot. Either that or the people they bought it from. | ||||||
| It is so oblivious to the fact that it is in a house. This owl is my best friend now. LETS ALL GET STONED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 | ||||||
