What are you talking about? He IS God. Now, pay another $450,000 to hear MORE...

Scientology FTW!

Jesus is still more LOL. Praise Jesus.

wow that guy sounds so boring

-3 for not being christian

Remember, kids, L. Ron Hubbard wrote "Battlefield Earth" XP

:/ L Ron Hubbard is a sexy beast.

L. Ron Hubbard said, "The best way to become a millionaire is to make your own religion." Fraud... people... come on...

ya think scorched?

Wong...wong...wong...wong...HONK.

Kansas, Middle East.

I love how rediculous scientology is. How do people not see it as a science fiction novelist's deranged ramblings?

The part I like best about scientology is how a science FICTION author spontaneously realizes the truth of history dating back several hundred thousand years (despite not having any formal training or education in science).

Also, I love how they criticize psychology as being mind-controlling hypnotism and witchcraft, and yet they have their own. But they call them "counselors" so it's okay. LOL SCIENTOLOGY

Boring.

wong wong wong wong wong

I don't get it.

What the HELL is wrong with these people?!?!

"f*ck L. Ron Hubbard and f*ck all his clones..." -Maynard James Keenan

Scientology believes the ghosts of aliens attach themselves to us and make us believe in "Jesus" "Allah" and "Buddha" etc. When the Scientology predicted Armageddon comes, Cruise and Travolta will have the last laugh...

Did you know that farting can lower your thetan count? So please, conserve your farts. Think of the poor thetans. This message has been brought to you by the Thetan Council.

ROFL I didn't get a word of that. What gibberish.

But The DC-X1 Space planes travel on intergalactic farts!

By the way, 5.

It sounds like he's making that up as he goes along!

Um... what?

If I wanted to sit here for 3 hours listening to a lecture about scientology I'd take a religion class

HAHAHAH! SILLY! 5!

...why do I get the feeling that the scientology folks are going to come out and say one day, "No, we were just joking. We just wanted to see who'd bite."

phail'd

ALL HAIL XENU, GALACTIC OVERLORD!

that clip was a huge disappointment, I thought it was going to be audio about the creation of Earth.

HWONG HWONG HWONG!

At least use a clip that I can understand

5'd!!! LOLOLOL naaaaaah

good subject, crazy rambling, but lousy graphic

lmao Scientology is so dumb

What the hell is he talking about?

L. Ron Hubbard is imaginative. Stupid Cult of Scientology.

He said something about a "rock" and a "casbah." :S

Everyone who votes 1 is a scientologist.

...and he's dead. I wonder how his "religion" is helping him in Hell? Whong. Whong. Whong.

i like tongue

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScientologY Look at the part about the "Xenu incident". Truth is most certainly stranger than fiction. o and u coulda done a much better ytmnd with this kinda material

I guess that makes me a scientologist. What the hell is scientology?!?!??! Quakers!?!?!? Quaker Oats!?!!!?!?!? Is everybody going Amish?!?!?!?

oof! Give me Jesus any day! 5!

Nyaaaaaaahhhhh... Honk.

"L. Ron Hubbard is like the Jesus of Scientology." No kidding. Is that supposed to be a witty observation? It's really more like just a mundane fact. More importantly, I think the sound needs to be clipped a lot shorter so you're not listening to

so you're not listening to a whole speech and picking out the funny parts... YTMNDs like this should be short and sweet. It's not as fair, but it sure is funnier.

you idiot! we're all going to get sued!

"Oh isn't it pretty? Woooong, Woong, Whumph..."

-.-

wtf

5 because 'LRON' is quite clearly psychotic

well... was >.>

Scientology The Rotten.com library has a good article.

It's going HWONG, HWONG, HWONG, HWONG, HWONG, HWONG.

omfg classic

WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG

COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!

What in the flying f*ck is this crazy n*gg* on about? Also http://www.xenu.net/

5'd for making the crazy people mad.

Who the hell is Lron to criticises other peoples belief what a SOB

_-_You are now NUMBER 7 on the Scientology hit list_-_ _-_GOOD JOB_-_

In a bright future, your children will be blessed with your capabality.

i can make stuff up too

5'd for WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG

LAWSUIT FTW

OH! WE'RE SCIENTOLOGIEST! YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF OUR RELIGION! WE'LL SUE YOU! WE MAKE FUN OF MUSLIMS! WE'LL SUE THEM TOO! WAAAAAAAR-PONK!

lol freak

Fight the power that is, RON HUBBARD

how did he keep the muslims from killing him, after all that he said in that recording you'd imagine they'd have his head on a pike

must be stopped

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

eeuughhh, ponk

Listen- you can hear the gears of his deluded brain grinding, making this sh*t up as he goes along.

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF ROBERT E HOWARD WAS RACIST AND MADE HIS CONAN THE BARBARIAN STORIES A RELIGION AND LAME

I don't know what would happen.

What the f*ck does any of that mean?

I'm sorry but what the hell is he talking about? o_O

How the f*ck did anyone listen to this crap?

"HWONG HWONG HWONG HWONG HWONG!!"

not only did this guy sound like a f*ckin moron, he was ugly, too! eww. (p.s. scorch....youre a f*ckin idiot for downvoting this site. NO sh*t ITS A SCAM. THATS THE POINT OF THIS YTMND..to show you. Youdidn't get it apparently.)

I like how they chuckle at him at the end. But are they laughing AT him or WITH him?

It goes wong wong wong wong wong. Isn't that pretty? Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... bonk.