Obviously star trek

star trek would win hands down

Picard Song > Darth Noooo

KHAAAAAAAAN vs NOOOOOOOOO. I vote for the guy in black. And then I'll have sex.

hmm.... close one.... I say star trek wins, but Khan blows up the enterprise

harrison ford mark hammil chewbacca yoda vader sw

Obviously Star Wars.

Lmfao... i'm with u on this one

Star Wars obviously wins. Come on; in Pegasus the Enterprise D can't even blast a hole in an asteroid with it's entire photon torpedo armament; in The Empire Strikes Back, Star Destroyers were vaporizing asteroids in one shot with their point defense g

guns. The firepower disparity is clear; there's no contest. Now then, I'll be stealing that image. :p And oned for bashing vs. debators.

Star Wars FTW

Awesome catch phrase there.

5'd. P.S. STAR WARS PLZKTHNX

The entire star wars universe vs. star trek universe... star trek = win. Borg would assimilate them all ;)

Bull. The Borg are idiots; they can't even beat up on the Federation. Give me one Star Destroyer and a week and I'll wipe out the Collective.

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wow shut up u f*ckin f*ggot, we heard you, virgin

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During the battle of Wolf 359 the borg showed just what one cube could do to a fleet of federation ships. 14 named Fed. ships + 25 other ships engaged the borg and were crushed with almost no dmg being done to the borg cube. If I was a betting man I'd

put it all on the borg =) Those are the only borg I consider worth mentioning... Berman utterly decimated the borg in later years ;( DAMN YOU RICK BERMAN, YOU AND YOUR TINY LITTLE HAT.

I don't care for the debate, but still don't get sexed. Losar?

star wars

the power of the uss. enterprise. kahn. the federation. and all of star trek. is insignificant. to the power of the force

Star Wars would rape Star Trek and donkeypunch it in the process.

Star Wars would give Star Trek a serious molesting, beat it senseless and anal fist it before ripping out its spine a la Mortal Kombat. But my name makes it obvious which side I choose. >_>

What band is that music? It f*cking owns!

Phantom Menace Vs. The Final Frontier Thats a tuff one.

Thats a cool picture.

Brilliant, and DragonForce sealed the deal.

Star Trek would f*cking pwn Star Wars because they actually have shields over there battleships. OWNED!!!

star trek.

Picard Woud wipe the floor with vader!!!!

f*ck that would have been 5 if youd got the sound right

star trek is alot better written then star wars. george lucas himself said that star wars is for kids

OMG BEST BATTLE EVER! The Federation will find a way to outsmart the empire with dildos and sh*t lol

Star Trek. They would form an uber alliance with all the most awesome races and just completly pwn the empire.

lol owned

star trek f*cking blows ass, star wars is atleast not f*cking boring. losers

YaOk

If you're talking pure firepower, Star Wars most likely beats the pants off Star Trek. I mean, they've got Jedis, The Force, Star Destroyers, the Death Star(s)...Star Trek has the Borg, and that is pretty potent, but Voyager turned them into f***ing puss

pussies anyway. I still love Star Trek more though (better sci-fi). Great YTMND!

with ur sister

star trek sux star wars pwns all

Some of the Star Wars Super weapons, like the eclipse, SSD+super laser+ poprtable+ pie=pwn

can i debate WHILE having sex?

__________ f*gs failing to miss the fact that they're being mocked above this line

I just love that image.....

Star Wars ftw

you idiots, in star trek they use PHASERS a form of weapon much more advanced then LASERS which they use in star wars. In the TNG ep with the human kid who was raised by those aliens they shot lasers at the enterprise D and didn't do sh*t. Picard was like LOLZ LASERS. STAR TREK WINS!!!

"you idiots, in star trek they use PHASERS a form of weapon much more advanced then LASERS which they use in star wars. In the TNG ep with the human kid who was raised by those aliens they shot lasers at the enterprise" guhbuhjuh you f*cking nerd xD

"Picard Woud wipe the floor with vader!!!!" ok a guy with a balster vs a guy with a f*cking glowing sword....hmm Vader would slice picards balls off but I like star wars better than star trek atlest its not boring like star trek..

Flash, so Im a nerd, ur sitting there commenting on how vader will pwn picard. You dumb f*cking twat. Go get a girlfriend u idiot.

See, f*cking morons say star trek is boring, it's not all about flashy lasers and lightsabers u idiot, it's called INTELLIGENCE. THINK REAL HARD.

Or do things have to be exploding on screen for you every 5 seconds for you to remain interested? Ya, gtfo.

guhbuhjuh....I was only joking...don't be a f*cknard..

lol f*ck you, go watch star wars because it's got laZeRZ and A SPLOSIONS.

5'd for caption!!!!

Vader would beat picard though and claim teh internets for the empire.

star treak has xenu on their side

who cares, dragonforce owns them all!

Star Wars easy

Star trek.

Xenu owns all.

Star Wars Ya gay lords. Picard only has a gay phaiser.. whilr luke has a gay haircut.. Star Wars > Star Trek Star WARS FTW

Star Trek wins, though I think that the Enterprise might not do so well against the Star Destroyer per se.

How has your hand been these days?

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The force>U.S.S. enterprise.

"10,000 Weeks in MS Paint." well... after 10 000 weeks, you need some sex.

+2 because people are actually debating it. Now are you having sex...

Star Destroyers have much better weaponry then the Enterprise, in fact Star Destroyer blasts can turn sand on a planets surface to glass.

Dragonforce lol

BRB sex

Who needs sex when you have Star Wars...?

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As an ambassador for the female gender, I'd just like to say, LMAO. Also, cocks.

also dongs

if i would debate i would say Q owns all, but i won't rahter have sex

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A hearty guffaw goes out to everyone who think's they've asserted themselves as being real macho for calling everyone who knows what they're talking about here "nerds without girlfriends". Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself?

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Star Trek. Brb sex with hand.

Hey! I'm a Trekkie! I should, like, be offended or something...

SILLY OLD MAN!

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"Captain, they are now locking LASERS on us." "Lasers?" "Yes sir." "Lasers?"

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as bad as asses get.

sex with a dog perhaps... but star wars pwns

SW Lasers > ST Phasers. They have so much power they're turned into solid projectiles using a mass/energy equation. ISD > Enterprise, it's a warship not a flimsy exploration craft. Also, Star Destroyers have dozens of fighter squadrons and support craft, Enterprise only has a few shuttles. The Galactic Empire has LOADS of superweapons and can easily render planets uninhabitable. Tattooine wasn't always a desert planet. Also, the Federation is a flimsy political network which may not support each other, th

Galactic Empire rules most of the galaxy with an iron fist, garrisons on every planet and a FREAKING HUGE FLEET in ROTJ. Jedi PWN with almost omnipenetrative lightsabers and the force. Also, Twi'Leks are hotter than Orions. Even Locutus of Borg couldn't defend against the full might of the Death Star, Death Star II, Super Star Destroyers, The Eye of Palpatine, Devastators or the Sun Crusher. And, hell, by now, the Star Wars galaxy is much more advanced, even long, long ago they had much better stuff.

Hey, the Empire went to hell when the Emperor died. Sure, they're still around, but now, the Empire is weak and sucks ass. The Federation, despite almost getting their heads handed tothem in the Dominion War, are still top dogs in the alpha quadrant. The Federation hasn't crumbled, and is still alive, therefore Star Trek wins by default.

Stargate wins becuase its based in modern day, as long as its not tuesday... tuesdays arnt good for us

+5 for text.

Picard vs Solo? I vote the Wars.

It is green.

Death Star....nothing much else to say

Is it blasphemous to enjoy both of them?

all the star destroyer has is laser banks, so enterprise > star destroyer. god damn, i need a life.

lol nerds

There's already a video of this on You Tube. http://youtube.com/watch?v=hNxhrPaaCA4

lol battlestar galatica would win

(Snicker)

5 stars for people debating in the comments

Emporer > Picard

Sex ftw >_> ... and everyone knows an X-wing could take out ALL that sh*t. :P PlatinumPlatypus, Robotech wins teh internets.

Ill choose Star Wars while im f*cking.

10000 weeks=approx. 192 years

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Star wars, FTW. Aslo... Nice photo. HAH! Not any cocks! ...Wait.

I like both, but I like Star Destroyers and LOVE THE ENTERPRISE!!!!

1 word: transporters. also "Star Wars obviously wins. Come on; in Pegasus the Enterprise D can't even blast a hole in an asteroid with it's entire photon torpedo armament; in The Empire Strikes Back, Star Destroyers were vaporizing asteroids in one shot with their point defense g" with the cloaking from the pegasus they could sneak up behind the star destroyer and kill it in one shot

Enterprise is a science vessel.. a Star Destroyer.. well let's just say it destroys things. Furthermore, Lord Vader finds Picard's lack of faith disturbing.

I've seen two links to this in two versus topics on the GameFAQs Star Wars board in this month alone...

while we debate, you'll be making images and not having sex :)

Star wars would win the fight but Star Trek is at least twice as awsome to me and my friends in the nerd community...

Captain Jean Luc Picard U.S.S. Enterprise, sorry to say, is nothing to Star Wars.

5 for Dragonforce

omg, retards... that Star Destroyer can easily outmenuver that hunk of space trash

Star Wars because trek is a bunch of f*ggots in f*ggoty suits with f*ggoty "omg i zapped u" guns.

You win man. [:

I think the choice is clear. Firefly. :p

Superbe

The Star Trek Universe would win, they have the Q and many other omnipotent races.

don't even debate you know who'd win? Mcgyver (miss spelt)

Funny because it's true. Would this be both the Empire and the Rebel Alliance vs. Starfleet?

Empire + Rebels vs. Starfleet + Klingon Empire + Romulan Empire + Borg Collective = obviously Star Trek.

Wow what am I even saying? The Q could blink the empire out of existence without even trying. Another point to Star Trek.

I cant believe some fell into the trap and started debating/arguing. >_

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Essays/FiveMinutes.html

"Star Trek would f*cking pwn Star Wars because they actually have shields over there battleships. OWNED!!!" *Ahem* Star wars ships have deflector shields, Which do their best to bounce incoming energy away from the ship, like tank armor against a bullet.

if i had to put money on it,my cash would be on the forces of the Federation CRUSHING the Imperial forces. Sh*t a Defiant class could drop its cloaking device and with its pulse phasers,SAW,thats right,saw a StarDestoyer in HALF. NEXT!

StarWars, read the essay ^^^^^

Sex with your hand doesn't count.

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tough question..im kinda a fan of both so ill remain neutral while i listen to u guys ^_^.

I've got to say Enterprise D, also have fun

STAR WARS! would win

Nerd sex is the best.

Sorry, but I have to put my dollars for Star Trek in this one. After all this is Trek versus Wars battle. All I have to say is ROMULANS. Ever see the scale of the Next Gen Romulan Warbird compared to the Galaxy Class?

Star Wars is in the PAST. Star Trek is in the FUTURE. Star Trek has Kirk and Picard. Star Wars has, uh, R2D2.

The true winner is pen fifteen.

Two different galaxies. :) And Trek would win, because Jedi are pussies. Also, 5 for Dragonforce.

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It's a trap!!

look at this: http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire

Is that before or after you spent 10,000 weeks making this page?

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Of course Star Trek would win. Star Trek has Q. Q >>>> Star Wars.

Because you probably wont be.

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LOLOLOL! I SAW THIS ON YOUTUBE! it was weird, tho. star trek ended up winnin. i had to see it since i saw this.

=)

Star Trek. in Star wars all people knew how to do was live on dusty planets with the huts, and blow up planets. Star Trek had hundreds of civilized worlds, Tons of Wars, A more feasible timeline, and plus you get to see Uhura's panties. Nuff said.

Dude, it's gotta be Star Wars. The Federation is not a war machine, and wants to be peaceful. The Empire is dedicated to cutting the balls off of every f*cker who gets in their way. Death Star+Death Star 2+ Han Solo+ Chewie+ Yoda+ every other thing in the Star Wars Univers VS. The Borg+Q+ ummm...nothing. STAR WARS! FOR THE EMPIRE!

STAR WARS ftw seriosly star wars is so much better then star trek star trek is alright but star wars is far superior mostly cause qouteing tony the tiger here its grrrrrrrrreat

f*ck yeah i say!

plus, i'd like to add that johnkimble22 is never gonna have a sex, with a man or woman, and the only way he's ever gonna have a threesome is if he mastubates with both hands.

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LOLZ!!!!1!

STAR WARS would win. They have thousands of ISD's, two death stars, 7 super star destroyers, lightsabers, the force, jedis and sith, and not to mention the entire rebel fleet, the Sun scorcher, the star forge, the republic fleet, the sith fleet, oh and HAN SOLO. While Star Trek has the enterprise, the borgs, and phasers. Also, the Empire is a war machine while the federation is a loose and peaceful affiliation of planets. and star trek is boring.STAR WARS>STAR TREK> PWN'D

Lol I love how all the comments are about either "OMG Star Wars has Jedis lightsabers and cooler toys" or "Trek would make the uber alliance" or "Lasers < Phasers"... It is green.

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http://www.st-v-sw.net/STSWhi2.html Personally, I think Trek would win. Enterprise comes in at Warp 9 (FTL travel FTW!), drops out of warp long enough to deposit, via transporter, a few photon torpedoes in the main reactor/engine/whatever of whatever Empire ship they're attacking, and blast off at Warp 9 before they blow. The only thing preventing them from doing that regularly is the development of shield technology as an effective barrier to transporters. Oh, and antimatter mines FTW.

Star Trek Wins.

One who spends 10,000 weeks in MS paint shall not be having much sex.

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The Enterprise is faster than even the Millennium Falcon at warp speed, ergo, if tactically maneuvered properly, the Enterprise could defeat anything that the Star Wars universe throws at it.

I can't beleive im actually debating this... You all are fools. I like both Wars and Trek, but seriously... the Enterprise could not even scratch the paint on a Star Destroyer. A photon torpedo, at BEST, does about as much damage as a concussion missile, which a ISD can take 100 or so of. Not to mention the fact that the Death Star can destroy an entire planet in one shot - nothing in the Trek arsenal comes close to that kind of firepower. Theres also simply the sheer numbers of over a thousand

Destroyers. Plus, a Jedi could easily influence a tactical genius like Picard into making a stupid call. There is simply no contest barring any involvement from the Q, which would never agree to destroying the Empire as it would make everything 'uninteresting'. You all lose. Good day sir.

Picard's stupid call would be reviving Khan. Kirk would thus come up from the grave, release his anger by yelling, "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!" which would shake up and destroy the Empire and the Feds.

FEDERATION!!!111 o.0 (star trek would win)

Species 8472 for the win

Star wars made more money... they have the power.

Thats not a moon!!!!1111oneoneone

lol @ all the people who've stolen the image and added the caption to it since I made this.

Chuck Norris