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Site Title: Choose Your Own Adventure Books Your Kids Shouldn't Read
Site Domain: chooseyourownadventure.ytmnd.com
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Created on: 2005-11-14 01:42:28
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2005-11-14 01:53:04
 
The funniest thing I've seen on YTMND in weeks. Thanks for making us laugh at love... again
2005-11-14 19:30:10
 
Awesome. Just as good as the other one.
2005-11-14 21:05:45
 
The sound wasn't looping but I fixed it. More votes!
2005-11-14 21:11:55
 
haha
2005-11-14 21:38:40
 
dude, i've NEVER laughed so hard at a YTMND. I mean, literally, ROFL. Victory is yours. Make sure you get some poon tonight. You DESERVE it.
2005-11-14 21:41:19
 
This is a ytmnd of pure light. Pure roffleing light.
2005-11-14 21:41:26
 
The Giant Albino is Crushing Your Head wins this. pics from another site, but this is an easier way to see them.
2005-11-14 21:45:35
 
lmfao at hentai
2005-11-14 21:49:34
 
"The secret of ninjas (they're combustible)" I laughed so hard...
2005-11-14 21:55:01
 
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2777 Even if he gave credit, this is unoriginal.
2005-11-14 21:56:52
 
dude. lol
2005-11-14 21:57:26
 
Shrodingers cat hahahaha that would f*ck little kids up so much
2005-11-14 21:59:16
 
Hey Kid ftw
2005-11-14 22:08:42
 
The funniest damned thing I've seen in a long time, I almost started crying!
2005-11-14 22:23:52
 
lets turn all SA goldmines into YTMNDS! ...no
2005-11-14 22:27:38
 
Ahahaha XD
2005-11-14 22:28:43
 
Sooooo funny, holy sh*t... I wish it was just a little bit slower tho
2005-11-14 22:28:56
 
Odd, I didn't know it was fashionable to steal from Something Awful articles again.
2005-11-14 23:31:27
 
I freely admit none of these are mine. I still think they're funny and wanted to share. And I did give credit.
2005-11-14 23:44:03
 
stole'd
2005-11-15 00:32:17
 
Not quite as good as the original. But still, well played!
2005-11-15 21:59:32
 
omg choose your own adventures pwn!!!
2005-11-16 07:40:58
 
If I hadn't seen it, it's not unoriginal to me.
2005-11-16 11:38:05
 
Buttf*cked by Gayzilla ftw!
2005-11-16 12:05:06
 
FFS bitches, hes not stoled it he gives credit to SA.
2005-11-16 13:50:01
 
Wow, I remember having a huge collection of these back in the day before console RPGs. FIVE.
2005-11-16 15:00:12
 
HENTAI!
2005-11-25 22:36:28
 
"Of course they gave the black kid a knife." 5'd!
2006-01-10 01:32:50
 
This is pure aussm! Makes me laugh alot. 5'd
2006-01-20 00:05:49
 
2006-01-20 15:56:24
 
Choose your own... woah..... HAHAHAHAAHHAHH!!
2006-01-30 18:08:25
 
2006-01-30 18:09:42
 
Timmys first Gay bar made me ROFL
2006-02-05 19:09:39
 
This sucks because it was stolen... period
2006-05-25 15:42:41
 
Haha I love this.
2006-05-28 21:27:10
 
Some of these are really funny. But slow it down so I can read them....
2006-06-21 08:09:57
 
Thank you for this.
2006-06-22 08:10:27
 
They go by kinda fast. I wanna send this link to my parents because I know they will get a big kick out of it, but they will most likely complain that they are hard to read. Should I just send them the link to the SA page? Ya, I should probably just do that because that way they could read them and laugh at their liesure. Is that how you spell liesure? Is is I before E? Is is this one of those effed up words that has E before I like neighbor and weigh? I really did go to college, but I only learned h
2006-07-02 21:02:45
 
Just incredible. Have a 5 sir
2006-07-19 10:00:54
 
Horror and Death by H.P. Lovecraft. With Cthulhu in the background. 5'd.
2006-07-27 15:47:35
 
lol cyoa ftw
2006-08-18 23:51:03
 
Slow it DOWN!
2006-08-23 19:57:46
 
pwn, but slow it down lolz
2006-09-07 17:08:39
 
Fav'd for reasons ranging from Lovecraft, Headcrushing, and Trips Balls, to Giant Squid, Shrooms, and Gordon Freeman.
2006-10-18 07:53:34
 
OMG F*CKING GOLD!
2006-10-18 07:55:57
 
F*CKING WIN
2006-10-22 21:53:19
 
A lot of these are from SA, but it's still funny.
2006-10-23 11:17:56
 
Nicely done.
2006-10-24 00:58:07
 
Winner!
2006-10-24 16:41:11
 
Stolen >_>
2006-10-24 16:41:31
 
funny, but stolen
2006-10-24 16:41:33
 
I used to love those books....
2006-10-24 21:27:59
 
Nostalgic and hilarious. I owe you more stars than I can grant.
2006-10-24 21:28:02
 
I know, let's take another site's photo editing contest and make a slideshow out of it, that oughtta work
2006-10-24 21:32:01
 
Win
2006-10-24 21:34:22
 
Cited and hillarious.
2006-10-25 08:26:11
 
God, those were my favorite books when I was a kid.
2006-10-25 15:30:05
 
Its hillarous. Most Fhoto Shop Fridays are.
2006-10-25 15:34:00
 
thanks for jacking my memories - they are much better now! u rock...
2006-10-25 17:02:03
 
F*cking Hilarious!
2006-10-26 14:50:17
 
Hey, I'm a computa! Stop all the downloadin'!
2006-10-26 14:54:29
 
PROTIP: Stealing from SA isn't funny. Thank you Eric Bauman.
2006-10-26 19:38:55
 
Oh my God that was great. Slow it down a bit.
2006-10-26 20:30:15
 
fun!
2006-10-26 20:38:00
 
Buttf*cked by Gayzilla and Hentai pretty much sealed this.
2006-10-26 20:42:15
 
Goes by WAAAAY too f*ckin' fast. Slow down, plz?
2006-10-26 20:49:50
 
UNIVERSE TIER
2006-10-27 01:06:10
 
I swear half those books had NO good endings, way back in elementary school I would flip to all the pages that said 'The End' on them, and I swear, sometimes the book just had all endings where you die, who was the sick f*ck that made those books anyway?!
2006-10-27 01:07:16
 
i used to love these books. we should start making ytmnds about the books and have options.
2006-10-27 01:30:52
 
Would have been much lower if you didn't give credit where it's due.
2006-10-27 12:02:35
 
If I wanted to see Something Awful's content, I'd visit somethingawful.com. Cite or no cite, you're just taking their work.
2006-10-27 18:20:39
 
I LOL'd
2006-10-28 14:57:42
 
3'd for citeing and amusing me
2006-10-29 01:34:14
 
Omg, that's some funny sh*t. I used to read those books when I was younger.
2006-10-29 04:45:01
 
5 for a great goldmine + proper sources!
2006-10-29 04:55:39
 
i love this ytmnd!!!
2006-10-29 11:47:46
 
Dude, you are pretty much f*cked.
2006-10-29 11:49:19
 
This made me really laff my favorite is Buttf*cked by Godzilla lolol and i havent heard pop con in awhile 5'd!!!!!
2006-10-29 11:52:02
 
You're a fscking god, fav'd for I'm a computer.
2006-10-29 15:53:10
 
You can see the somethingawful water mark in the corner...
2006-10-29 15:53:55
 
slow it down. too fast
2006-10-29 19:37:52
 
slow it down a bit, otherwise funny. at least you cited it.
2006-10-29 19:44:58
 
haha, dangly parts
2006-10-29 20:00:54
 
DAMN. That was frickin good. Good jorb!!!
2006-10-30 02:05:00
 
5'd for correctly citing sources
2006-10-30 11:10:12
 
Brilliant.
2006-10-30 18:37:03
 
Billy Trips Balls
2006-10-30 20:21:28
 
5d for being ungodly
2006-10-31 02:06:40
 
oh my god thats so mean but funny
2006-10-31 05:43:42
 
Hahaha! I laugh my *ss off! Call a hospital!
2006-10-31 16:56:13
 
wow. I am speechless.
2006-10-31 19:05:04
 
SA needs to be raped an pillaged.
2006-10-31 19:18:26
 
it's not stealing if it's properly cited. Besides, if YTMND is down, one of their recommended sites is SA so this is just free advertising. Harold and Kumar did the same thing with White Castle, who promoted the movie as thanks.
2006-11-01 04:03:38
 
Downvote for stealing SA pictures. . . though not all the way down for at least proper citation.
2006-11-01 17:04:14
 
The Mystery of Shrooms ftw
2006-11-01 17:05:22
 
5 for h.p. lovecraft-- awesome band
2006-11-01 17:09:44
 
I like how you slipped Cthulhu in thar.
2006-11-01 17:41:22
 
yeah this is pretty much win!
2006-11-02 03:18:58
 
HAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
2006-11-02 03:19:44
 
also, i was really into those books, e.g. insane reaction.
2006-11-02 15:03:14
 
The albino is crushing your head! BRILLIANT.
2006-11-02 15:10:15
 
gg weeeeeeeeeee
2006-11-02 18:37:02
 
Oh, God, I loved these books when I was a kid.
2006-11-02 22:48:56
 
i know these are ganked and i would've 5'd it anyway - except that there was one too many "oooh they're on drugs" jokes. it is the universal copout when mocking something weird-looking.
2006-11-03 18:35:35
 
5 n favd
2006-11-03 18:38:31
 
rofl
2006-11-03 18:44:33
 
ROFL lol, Beastie Boys
2006-11-04 11:49:13
 
OMG That bwas great!
2006-11-30 16:50:48
 
Anyone who understands Shrodinger's Cat will understand how funny that one really is. Two endings, LOL! Hilarious
+1
2006-12-20 12:59:49
 
It's just straight from something awful.
2007-01-22 22:36:16
 
Please slow it down a bit.
2007-09-13 18:23:39
 
2008-01-11 20:07:59
 
Wow, I actually read a lot of the books those covers are from.
2008-09-24 22:40:51
 
I had the schivo one....trumpet of terror