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Site Title: CS Shields. Serious Business.
Site Domain: cs-bitchcantlivewithoutshield.ytmnd.com
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Xanatos
Created on: 2005-11-12 00:09:47
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Description: counter strike 1.6 shields are serious business. i took all the audio myself here. this is indeed real. it was 2v2 (me w/ shield and some guy vs my friend and another friend) on iceworld.
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2005-11-12 00:10:43
 
ZOMG SPANK MAH
2005-11-12 00:11:33
 
f*ck MY NIPPLES god dammit
2005-11-12 00:19:01
 
hahahahaha
2005-11-12 00:20:53
 
yea f*ck my nipples was the best
2005-11-12 00:21:31
 
5 just for "f*ck my nipples". Hilarious.
2005-11-12 00:39:59
 
Hobo = Ghey
2005-11-12 00:45:46
 
Pretty good.
2005-11-12 00:46:20
 
f*ck my 5 Stars!
2005-11-12 00:56:36
 
+5 for HILARIOUS audio, but -1 for the picture...It didn't do much for it..But +1 because I'm cool like that.
2005-11-12 00:59:59
 
This is why I avoid CS. 5'd for BITCH CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT A SHIELD
2005-11-12 01:07:34
 
ROFL!!!!!!
2005-11-12 01:18:44
 
Oh, definately five with new image. Much better....This deserves YTMND of the Week.
2005-11-12 01:23:17
 
Funniest CS-related thing EVER? Yes.
2005-11-12 01:25:56
 
lolz f*ck my nipples
2005-11-12 01:30:57
 
I have 3 words for that guy: Cry. More. n00b.
2005-11-12 01:38:34
 
YOU STOLE MY M4!!!!
2005-11-12 01:49:36
 
f*ck MY NIPPLES
2005-11-12 01:50:41
 
XD. Nice.
2005-11-12 01:52:41
 
for those of you who are wondering the music in the background is a song from rabbi jacob i believe.
2005-11-12 01:56:51
 
f*ck MY NIPPLES/5
2005-11-12 02:06:36
 
hilarious because its true
2005-11-12 02:16:07
 
GO SUCK A PENIS!
2005-11-12 02:16:56
 
That was funny, reminds me of all the little cheating bitches in games who do it to piss of the "serious business" players who make it a life/death situation. Both make me not play certain multiplayer games. f*ck MY NIPPLES!
2005-11-12 02:47:43
 
Classic
2005-11-12 02:51:46
 
Heheh, hey dude! Remember me from PHW? Love the audio, btw. That's f*cking classic.
2005-11-12 02:55:53
 
hahaha f*ck my nipples
2005-11-12 03:44:00
 
This YTMND f*cks my nipples. Bitch can't run without a 5.
2005-11-12 03:52:11
 
lol n00b
2005-11-12 05:04:29
 
f*ck MY NIPPLES!!! DONT SUCK A PENIS!! GOD DAMN I HATE YOU!!
2005-11-12 07:35:56
 
Who will win... Sheild Man or AWP Whore?
2005-11-12 07:48:17
 
C*ck sucking piece of sh*t. B*tch can't live without a shield.
2005-11-12 11:57:35
 
ROFLMFAO NICE.
2005-11-12 12:46:16
 
Lol'd
2005-11-12 12:53:45
 
funniest sh*t of the day, cinco
2005-11-12 13:09:03
 
Absolutly brilliant choice of music. + The completely random F*CK MY NIPPLES = 5 (If it lets me vote)
2005-11-12 13:16:36
 
rofl raged
2005-11-12 13:20:24
 
OMG people on CS can't live without guns also, such BITCHES
2005-11-12 13:25:28
 
SUPPORT THIS YTMND'S VIEWS: VOTE WORK SAFE! :D
2005-11-12 15:12:13
 
n o
2005-11-12 15:17:23
 
best site of the week
2005-11-12 16:45:39
 
God forbid someone wants to not get shot.
2005-11-12 16:46:02
 
f*cking great!
2005-11-12 16:46:58
 
hahaha cs rules
2005-11-12 16:54:54
 
f*cking hilarious
2005-11-12 17:17:09
 
roflmao haha
2005-11-12 17:25:27
 
Another person who has failed life!
2005-11-12 17:26:25
 
While this doesn't quite have the raw dementia of the Cloudsong clip, it more than makes up for it with the zany background music. Awesome.
2005-11-12 17:39:13
 
I LOVE IT!
2005-11-12 19:58:17
 
f*ck MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!!! LOLZ
2005-11-12 20:33:29
 
Music needs to go.
2005-11-12 21:16:40
 
2005-11-12 22:09:01
 
:D
2005-11-12 22:27:28
 
Best MMO recording thus far.
 
2007-07-20 21:30:18
 
WHAT counter strike isnt a MMO its a FPS
2005-11-12 22:28:15
 
ill be f*ckin them nipples LONG AND HARD
2005-11-12 22:36:09
 
I don't understand everything that's going on, but it's hilarious nontheless. 5'D!
2005-11-12 23:03:05
 
5's are for f*gs
2005-11-12 23:06:51
 
Oh my God that's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Good work.
2005-11-12 23:14:30
 
4 but -1 for the music in the background, -1 because it sounds fake
2005-11-12 23:17:01
 
Go suck a penis!
2005-11-12 23:29:50
 
Xanatos you should have took a screenshot of the guy's score for the background, but still f*ckin great.
2005-11-12 23:56:27
 
Shields are the new cloudsong. Well Played.
2005-11-13 00:02:23
 
F*ck my nipples?!? Was he beaten as a child?
2005-11-13 00:18:22
 
Classic
2005-11-13 00:24:26
 
LMAOROFLOLOL!!!
2005-11-13 00:34:58
 
Lmao! 5!
2005-11-13 12:10:54
 
Does he frequent a certain server? I'd like to annoy him :D
2005-11-13 23:12:56
 
f*ck MY NIPPLES
2005-11-14 02:57:55
 
lol the sounds, he sounds so retarded.
2005-11-14 07:39:01
 
ROFL!!!1eleven 5/5
2005-11-14 18:41:24
 
5 for f*ck my nipples and go suck a penis
2005-11-14 22:19:06
 
OOHHEEEHEEHAHA F*CK MY HAIRY NIPPLES!
2005-11-15 13:36:12
 
I loved the "Go suck a penus!"
2005-11-16 08:23:49
 
5'd just because it isn't WoW or EQ or FFXI or any other MMO.
2005-11-16 20:30:37
 
rage o/
2005-11-17 17:31:56
 
seems a bit fake, but good choice on the jew music and funny voice. not as good as cloudsong tho.
2005-11-24 09:47:58
 
Sounds like Tourette's Guy...
2005-11-25 17:14:20
 
Literal LOL!
2005-12-03 08:07:39
 
RAGED LOL
2005-12-15 20:44:54
 
f*ck my nipples
2005-12-20 11:48:10
 
What a f*cking bitch
2005-12-22 16:55:04
 
Worthy of being called the cloudsong sequel! :D I've got to do this, and name myself "bitchthatcantlivewithoutashield"
2005-12-30 16:30:30
 
YOU STOLE MY f*ckING M4! +5
2006-01-13 18:34:33
 
oh my GOD
2006-01-23 04:20:48
 
omg this is awsome. f*ck my nipples hahahaha
2006-02-19 00:05:32
 
f*ck MY NIPPLES.
2006-02-26 02:44:11
 
What does he say at the end? "f*cking A?"
2006-04-06 15:25:29
 
Some things never get enough love. That's what Site sponserships are for!
2006-04-14 17:20:41
 
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-04-16 15:12:50
 
U stole my f*cking M4!!!!!!
2006-04-20 21:48:58
 
+4 for showing everyone that the internet is full of fools.
2006-04-28 10:38:10
 
One of the best.
2006-05-02 19:48:22
 
rofl
2006-05-05 03:51:03
 
Bitch cant live without a shield lol
2006-05-22 23:24:26
 
Bitch can't live without a shield! lol, classic *5'ed
2006-06-01 00:58:03
 
lol, the music in the background = utter hilarity (plus the guy spamming "bitch cant live without a shield")
2006-06-02 04:45:56
 
Bitch cant live without a shield! LOL. YOU ZERGED MY M4!!!!
2006-06-06 19:40:56
 
Priceless.
2006-06-24 01:29:52
 
This is why they need the shield in Source, because it's so fun to f*ck around with if you're not playing seriously.
2006-06-26 02:25:34
 
"Bitch can't live without a shield." I love it when pussies complain.
2006-06-26 16:04:46
 
rofl
2006-06-27 17:44:44
 
f*ck my nipples?
2006-06-29 10:30:27
 
hahahaha f*ck my nipples! 5'd for being simply awesome
2006-07-01 09:27:57
 
Music choice = perfect
2006-07-02 19:43:10
 
Faved. Fived.
2006-07-03 01:24:32
 
The funny thing is this is my brother and I was behind him when he was saying this. And he continues to say this while he plyas...
2006-07-04 06:22:41
 
Funnier is, if he could, he'd have a shield.
2006-07-06 15:20:58
 
f*ck my Nipples?
2006-07-07 09:46:00
 
VOTE 355!
2006-07-07 13:02:25
 
LAWL! That's the only expression.
2006-07-07 13:04:21
 
Haha, I find that those that hate the shield are the ones that don't know how to counter them.
2006-07-07 13:04:53
 
Jesus, what a whiny little bastard. You should've been making fun of his bitchiness the whole time. I would've. "Sorry, all I'm hearing is 'WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH'"
2006-07-07 19:27:32
 
XD hax :)
2006-07-08 18:45:21
 
5 stars! I think I recognise that guy's voice.. there's a video with him on YouTube and other places, right?
2006-07-09 03:48:31
 
The riot shields are the least cheap-shot item in the game. If someone has any gun that can shoot through walls, it can f*ck up your christmas if you have the shield. I think they should put it back in CS:S so I can f*ck up the idiots who don't waste ammo trying to shoot through it. f*cking nublets.
2006-07-13 02:21:48
 
ahhahhaahhaah
2006-07-14 00:02:26
 
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
2006-07-14 20:43:24
 
so he was on your team and complaining?
2006-07-17 07:29:51
 
Priceless
2006-07-18 06:25:50
 
man o man that is great
2006-07-22 18:50:33
 
That is hilarious! Especially with the music in the background. :D
2006-07-24 00:29:16
 
the music makes it way more funier
2006-07-26 20:57:09
 
This is my most Favorite YTMND Ever. every time I hear it I start cracking up.
2006-07-28 17:43:48
 
LOL "f*ck. my. nipples. god damnit."
2006-08-11 12:14:18
 
hi
2006-08-20 23:08:27
 
LOL!!!
2006-08-21 02:10:03
 
ROFL, Shield = Hax
2006-08-21 18:43:47
 
HAX
2006-08-21 23:06:43
 
HE Grenade, Flash Grenade, and then Knife. Shield dies.
2006-08-25 06:07:48
 
i loved the shields. they should put them in css.
2006-09-03 16:46:03
 
Win.
2006-09-12 18:31:34
 
I would NOT be able to live without him not in my game.
2006-09-13 19:37:33
 
DROP THE SHIELD 5'd LOL
2006-09-22 15:52:52
 
Funny funny.
2006-09-28 01:30:25
 
ha
2006-10-07 23:37:38
 
GO SUK A PENUS
2006-10-29 22:19:50
 
What an idiot. If you don't like shields, just find a different server.
2006-10-30 19:59:29
 
5
2006-11-09 14:43:54
 
GOD DAMMIT I HATE YOU!
2006-12-19 20:43:06
 
c*cksucker piece of sh*t!
2007-01-04 23:45:07
 
I just laughed soooo hard....my ribs hurt, god cs is great.
2007-02-01 18:46:55
 
Bitch can't live without a shield! so true i hate shields in CS. but the part where you said "Bitch can't live without a shield!" 5 times and "F*ck my Nipples!" were the funniest parts. 5 and favd
2007-03-29 20:52:11
 
I never played much CS but thats hillarious
2007-04-19 14:08:29
 
oh god haha. the music.
2007-05-03 10:07:20
 
...you sound like david......
2007-07-11 01:14:02
 
NUCK MY FIBBLES!
2007-09-05 23:03:18
 
go suck a penis XD
2007-10-27 15:28:09
 
hahahahha!!!!
2007-12-02 06:32:45
 
you stole my M4. YOU SUCK MY F*CKING M4!!! XD Favd.
2008-01-31 16:35:20
 
The song made it awesome.
2008-06-30 00:43:47
 
This is still my favorite Counter-Strike YTMND after all these years still. It still makes me crack up every time I listen to it.
2008-08-27 04:29:16
 
go team shields!