anyone who downvotes is an ignoramus because this page is the one that started the whole YTMND empire.

LMFAO!! TURBOTARD SHOULD BE BANNED!! HE CALLED THIS SITE "NOT VERY ORIGINAL!!!!!!!" OMFG! LOL! ROFLCOPTER!!!!!

LOL what a f*g who diddnt call this original. IT WAS THE FIRST YOU FLAME TARD

I can't donate any money, so I'll just give you my soul

But it's not the first page that appeared on yourethemannowdog.com! http://firstversion.ytmnd.com/

lol

It's not actually funny or anything. If you show it to someone who has never seen any YTMNDs before, they won't get it. But I give it a five anyway because it's #1.

the one and only

Hope you got 20 bux

i dont understand why this is so kool... its just sean connery but w/e 5/5

The one that started it all.

he wouldnt be here if it wasnt for this one. lol. you are and will always be the greatest, you're the man now dog.com

1'd just to piss everyone off LOLZ

if only sean connerry knew..

I first saw this when it was www.yourethemannowdog.com, and I watched it for almost an hour. @.@

"Image Origin: Google Images " I don't think Google Images even existed in its current form in 2001. I could be wrong.

this is a pure classic

Historical, but I fail to see the humor.

YOUR MY HERO

whoever downvotes this should be kicked of the site

You know what guys? It may not be the best by todays standards, with the massive editing and animation...but when it came out, it was hilarious. It still is, and always will be.

:O

240 bucks? Dedication...

we're not worthy

look @ my ytmnds plz!!! i want to know where i can change

Nearly 1 million. :)

i love this one.

LOL @ downvoting advertising f*gs

Is there some sort of sponsor hacking going on? Or are people just totally going insane with money throwing?

Wow, looks like YTMND has rich fans

Awesome http://spongebobisemo.ytmnd.com/

Not that funny, but this is THE GOD of YTMNDs, so... ._.

Kinda sad this doesn't have a 5- seeing how no one else's sites would exist if it wasn't for this!

Why Sean Connery? I don't get it...

This has grown on me...

srry not teh funneh

+1

Five by default

+1

5d for The original

+1

im the man now dog ;)

+1

This is not funny and I know where it's from you people are immature.

+1

+1

This is true lunacy it is also DOWN VOTED!

its thee ytmnd. So I can not hate spam/downvote

+1

This, and Homestar Runner, are the only reasons the INternet needs to exist! EVER!

+1

You're the man now, dog!

+1

Sorry, but Sean Connery saying that line is not funny.

*** WHICH MOVIE IS THE PICTURE FROM??? (I KNOW THE AUDIO IS FROM FINDING FORRESTER, BUT THE PICTURE ISNT) ***

+1

Not funny, never was. Its gay. 1.

yea max!

Five,of course.

+1

hey max, I think you need to do something about the whole Allen Peppers fiasco and try to get to the bottom of it all...

+1

The one that started it all.

That's classic! ^_^

bringing this to 1,000,000 views!

To all the people voting this a 1: If it weren't for this, the YTMND world would cease to exist.

Max, you should ban anyone who doesn't 5 this. Well, anyone who 1's it, because, well, someone might click 4 accidentally when they mean 5 and not notice.

1000000

Not really all that funny....

+1

This caused one of the biggest fads in internet history. DO NOT RESIST

+1

1,000,000 views, still the best.

+1

Wonder why everyone thinks this is so good, and I also wonder why this is what the site was based off of. Why isn't the site something like soundloopandpicture.com or something? Ahahaha!

This sucks you should go back in time and kill yourself so everything you've ever done dissappears and you'll never ever join this site(Note that this is a joke comment form the perspective(sp?) of an idiot who doesn't know who Max is :P)

Gotta learn to turn off the metronome...

awesome

One million views, hooray!

unoriginal idea

perhaps you'll look at the date it was made before making comments Historic-Metal. be more observant

best YTMND ever

You're the man now, dog.

Classic :)

I'm in the Royal Hall

lawl, YTMND.

You'd have to be a complete assmunch to not give this a five. This is, and always will be, the best and only ytmnd ever.

ROFLWAFL - A classic indeed

numberoneytmndofalltime.ytmnd.com

this is the roginal ytmnd

the frist YTMND! it deserves a 5

!!!!!!!!!!!!

secks is teh best

Am I the first one to notice that the pitch of Connery's voice matches the chord in the background for a nice little singsong melody?

I wonder... do you think it needs the ".com" at the end?

This movie is on as I'm typing this, and Connery just said that line...

wow just...wow...this has changed my life

Oh you will. You will...

Picture. Sound. Text. Not a f*ggy short film. Sweet.

Aha caught you! The picture isn't even from the film. (not that you claim it to be, but it's implied!)

The original gives an instant 5.

just realized i never 5'd this

your the puppy now boy :D

To quote E.B.: "LOL!"

You are the man now dog.

http://yourthemannowdog.ytmnd.com/

Are you the man now dog?

ahh the one that started it all...you better show some respect you lil 1 votin JERKS

krap!!!

LOL COCKS!

classic . . . :) 5/5

lol max has tons of gay sh*t in his favorites

1 because it was viewhacked

Inkdrinker's gay

hifive to inkdrinker's gayery

5, cause im a suck up >_>

The one that started it all. Respect.

I always thought the very first one was retarded, even when I saw it way back in '02 or something... But hey it started all the other brilliant ones, so give it a 3! YTMND 4EVAR!!! w0ot!

classic

Of corse, we need to give credit for the one original YTMND that started it all. You're The Man Now Dog!

I DONT GET IT.

Im gonna give this a 5 because if not apparently I will get aids. but yeah..this is an internet legend..which is worth a 5 I guess...

bueno

YOURE THE MAN NOW DOUG

THE C:>DRIVE SO GOOD I SPOOFED IT http://yourthedognowmancv3d.ytmnd.com/

uiuiguigjuhjo

How can you not 5 this, logically? It's the epitome of a YTMND in that it is the first and only true YTMND. All others may only aspire to its glory.

Everybody that says, "WTF this isn't funny" and gives it a 1 clearly does not understand ytmnd and therefore does not deserve what this site brings to the world.

psh, what kind of jerk 1's this...

Max, do us a favour and ban the above retard.

wazaflynn is just upset because his "forum fad" never got off the ground. noooooooooooooooooo

2006-02-23 19:04:37 max 0 stars YOU ARE A BOIL ON THE *ss OF THIS WEBSITE. I guess that makes you a giant ass, fitting.

You can't argue with a classic, one of the best YTMND's, sorry THE ONLY YTMND and if you all dont 5 it you fail at life.

freakin sweet! http://yourethemanowdog.ytmnd.com

Posting for sake of legendary ytmnd. 5/5 anyone who says different shoulden't be on the site!

OH EM GEE!!!!! HACKS!

Homage to the original: http://kirkytmnd.ytmnd.com/

Max is the man now, dog!

Punch the keys for god's sake.

You get a . Yeah, that's right, a . ;)

UNORIGINAL LOL.

LAWLZ NOT ORIGINLA AT ALL LOLOLOLOL

YTMND > U. Juggalo Rydas Bxtch. WOOOOOOOOO.

and yet i can't look away

this is a ripoff of PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE.

Punch the Keys is too serious, YTMND is perfect beyong anything

beyong!

The only reason this gets a 5 is because it's the first...I don't really find it funny at all

This site is kind and awesomely funny. Also wazaflynn not only 1nd this site but 1nd every one of my sites just cause of one he didn't like (don't worry I returned the favor.) Needless to say I also made a site especially for him.

Of course it's a 5. It made the whole thing possible.

Hell yes.

I just have to look at this every now and again

All hail the king!

PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD SAKE!!

why tee emme en dee

Not Fiving this is treason against YTMND.

PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GODSAKE!! yes..YES!! heh YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!!

Gotta love the dumbasses who give this a one and then whore their own idiotic ytmnd(s) in the comment. Gratitude.

Thank you for stealing hours of my life away. No payback needed.

also cocks

-1

Hey - I 5'd this?!?!

-1

yes.........YES!!!!!

-1

Thanks for the awesome site!

Connery's eye brows scare me

-1

worst site ever

-1

this game sucks

-1

omfg lag

Ashlee Simpson

the best ytmnd ever , nothing can beat the original ,good work max keep it up 5/5

There are 7 ytmnds with more page hits than this (almost 2 million more for blue ball machine). That means there are millions of *ssholes who have no idea what ytmnd even is.

By god he's right

I just stapled my scrotum to my inner thigh

A legend carved in stone.

Not that anyone cares or will read this, but I found yr original site back in spring 2004 simply by typing "you're the man now dog" into google and found the old site. I only did that cos the line from the commercials was always in my head. i said it al

l the time and drove my girlfriend nuts. Back then, there were only like twenty five pages. At first I thought it was an Eric Fensler thing (the GI Joe skier i thought was a giveaway). I showed it to students in my video classes and checked back every

now and then. Then, i kinda lost track for awhile. When I saw it again last spring, I was blown away by how this weird inside joke had become a phenom. good job...ytmnd, indeed.

But of course.

This site is the man now dog.

Extract the egg yolk from my ball sack.

This is what made the website, 5 OUT OF 5!!!

yeah this is the best ytmnd ever and by the way mayby its good that its not hilarious but think about it, would u rather the site be called "ridenspinaz.com" or "n*gg*stolemybike.com"?

How can you give the ytmnd that started it all a 1

OMG WTF IS THAT CCLICKING??/ JLOL LOOOLOOL

It's a typewriter, douchebag.

ZOMG WTF tHIS ISNT FUNY?!? ADN FIX TEH SOUND LOL BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN 1/1

It's funny because the line is so out of character for Sean Connery. Besides, this is the original YTMND, so it's automatically awesome.

I tried artificially flavored YTMND, but I keep coming back to the original!

This is my ringtone.

I'm the man now dog ^_^

nice

WORST f*ckING YTM-f*ckING-D EVER

man that's the f*ck*ng original, it's totally 5'd.

captain jean luke picard of the uss enterprise

For those who don't get it, this site is nothing less than a phenomenon. Before any YTMNDS existed, this unusual page used to get a lot of hits, probably because of the absurdity/ simplicity of it.

This is what spawned Picard, and all the others which followed. There isn't any "deep meaning" or "hidden humor" to it, it just is. If you weren't there when these sites first became popular, you probably won't be able to appreciate it for what it's tru

truly worth.

Sup guys!

Just wanted to get myself on the comments page. Carry on.

finnaly remembered to vote ytmnd for king

for being the creator of this fab. site

This is the original, how can I not 5 this?

Sp Epic. 5.1!

max wins a long time agos

Keke

You can't fault this.

this is how they were intended

this site makes me really happy that ptkfgs never happened

yay, im on this comments page

Can't believe I haven't voted on this one yet. O_o

Gotta 5 it

*salute*

http://springcleaning2006.ytmnd.com Just doing to do my part to clear up some server space for ya.

Why did max donate to this site when the money goes to him...?

he donated as a test, lol

Wewt. I got 6000th vote. lollackofsignificance:

It takes a special kind of lamer to downvote this one.

Anyone who downvotes this site should be banned! lol, not really, but they should just be told not to vote! Ha ha! Awsome site!

Probably one of the best YTMNDs ever

max liked his own site so much he had to 5 it.

NO MORE ALTERNATE REALITY FADS!

This will be the greatest of all time

can i poop in your butthole?

is there any way i can buy one of your ytmnd t-shirts? email me at claigurl878@yahoo.com if i can

I'm wicked cool for downvoting this. Oh yes.

This cured my cancer!

^ wait a sec.? Look at the sponsor list! Max sponsors himself! ...LOL

heh

This is not funny. not one bit. this whole website is terrible.

then cancel your username f*ckhead. 5 because look what youve started.

You are indeed the man now, dawg.

I can't believe I've never left a comment here. I guess I have now. -waves- HI MOM!

ah, the one that started it all..... thank you max, you are god :)

holy sh*t davie got the first comment...

It has picture, sound, text. A singualr focus, not a f*ggy short film. Yay for the first YTMND! (thats right its YTMND not PTKFGS)

You got upvoted by Mr. Upvoter! MrUpvoter.YTMND.Com If you don't like it, just comment and I'll stop.

Classic. Truly a work of art, you are a god amongst men. 5'd

YTMNDWORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE BEST SITE EVER!!

Good. You scared us a little on 1 April! I thought it wasn't a joke! :-)

AMERICA!!!

omg liek, how unorigional

Although cleverly ingenious, unmistakably flawed.

You ARE the man now dog!

Thanks Sean Connery.

how could someone say this is unoriginal... its the f*ckig first ytmnd made.... dumbasses

Holy f*cking sh*t, posting in a sticky

I'm a cash money millionaire.

The Kellogg's Corn Flakes of our time.

You're the Man Now DORG!

Penis Jousting FTW!

yerg

If you don't give this a 5, you don't deserve to be on ytmnd.

o rly?

i could look at this one for hours, really good job Max!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It'll never catch on.

I am the man now dog!

Got enough votes?

its funny cuz its true!

We just started watching that movie in English class. What it has to do with English I don't know.

Woooo, I finally bothered to leave a comment on the page which started it all.