Just classic.

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FIVE'D

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YTMND

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5 For U

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i thought this was from that movie the rock where sean connery is in the park with nick cage and then hes like just remember, your the man now dog

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Cool!

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classic; gets a 5

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I've never given this a 5? o_O

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what is that clicking sound in the background

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Tell me

You're the man now, dog!

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It's a typewriter.

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ah

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thanks keta

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The origin of YTMND still shines to this day.

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YEA!

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It's what started the whole thing, so I might as well pay my respects! Awesome! XD

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sucks

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You're the man now dawg!

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tiny.ytmnd.com

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Can't argue with the classics.

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CLA$$IC! prematurejesus.ytmnd.com hippodance.ytmnd.com iloveyougoth.ytmnd.com iloveyougoth2.ytmnd.com horsemandance.ytmnd.com lowestratedever.ytmnd.com aidsprevention.ytmnd.com timetodoh.ytmnd.com gumbyparty.ytmnd.com lowoscar.ytmnd.com noooori

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Respect the classics. 5/5

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tap tap tap tap

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YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!

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I like pudding.

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The one that started it all. Much love.

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We must all pay tribute.

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IT LIVES AGAIN

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mad respect to the ORIGINAL.

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hey hi can u tell me how to uplaod music file cuz i realy need help with sound clips i get sound clips by recording sounds by microphone but it s*cks i realy need help can u tell me how to download music fromt ytmnd.com u can send me an email or tell it t

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classic

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you're the best AROUND nobody will ever take you down!

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Eh.. Overhyped/10

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IT'S A CL*SSIC!

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*salutes*

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Neccesary.

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The original and best!

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uhhh i give it a -5 thats evrywhere on YTMND!

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Cause it's how the site was started, jacksh*t.

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Wow, "that's everywhere on YTMND"? Of course it is! XD

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It's the site that created this whole damn community. Of course it's everywhere. Honestly...

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Know your roots.

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wow it got bumped to the top 5

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Back up to the top 5?

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repost

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i would make babies cry if i agev this less than a five

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Votehacker.

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I enjoy the site that this spawned, but I don't see what's funny about it at all.

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Doesn't this prove how much nostalgia obscures our thoughts? I abstain from voting.

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anyone who doesnt give this a 5/5 should be banned now.

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You're the best - Around!

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I thought I already gave this site a 5 in 2004. :P

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funny or not it gets an instant 5'd. Anyone who gives it lower shouldn't even be on this site.

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5 for great justice. Seriously. This is the granddaddy of existence. Pay your respect, heathens.

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5/5 for giving the Internet a reason to exist.

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This site is gay. Looks like this MAX doesn't know how to make a YTMND. He deserves to get SHOT!

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Go f*ck yourself, "d00d."

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Im sorry but it is the original and the best

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I'll give it a 1 because everyone else gave it a 5. It keeps the YTMND economy balanced.

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inconsiderate is a commie.

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It's YTMND, how can you NOT rate it a 5?

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Oh my, where would we be if "Finding Forester" was never made?

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ahh yes, the site that started it all.

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It's strange how the simplest things can be funny. 5

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seriously not funny in the least bit

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I remember when people posted this on message boards to be sarcastic. That was only like a year ago.

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this site sucks wow

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I didn't fail the internet, John Travolta failed the human race.

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I win at the interweb

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roffle.

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I know its the original, but its not all that funny...

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This should be number one over that stupid lindsay lohan one. This is better then any of the ones on the top 15!

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Nobody can beat this.

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In response to some of the ppl who don't really think that this is so funny.. you gotta think about his age when he's saying this :P Thats like your grandpa saying, "sup n*gg*"

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as much as i appreciate this... it's disappointing to see it on the top 5 rated

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Hello, I'm here to pay my respects. I'm also here to inquire about the (blow) job. WEEEEEEE

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Wor wor wor work it.

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This is like Mickey Mouse for Disney. [Hating Mickey Mouse] = Auto PHAIL

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Wow. Someone can copy the first YTMND and get a good rating. Amazing!

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ytmnd5stars :D

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Awesome.

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The first, the proud, the Marin---five.

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Yippy. Classic YTMND fun.

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This is sh*t, the owner can't even make one. Consider suicide.

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GTFO

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GTFO!!@

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There would be no ytmnd.com without this. Thank you Mr. Goldberg.

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Sheer class

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PUNCH THE KEYS! YES!

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Where were you when your best friend emailed you the greatest Internet of all time?

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Anyone not voting 5 is damn dirty commie.

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Yes! teh win

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All must pay tribute. 5'd

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Hopefully my vote will count for something

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Gotta pay your dues for this one. I love you, ytmnd.

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:o

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I wish more people would look at this and just make more ytmnds like this instead of just making stuff that no one understands

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As Rad as the day it shined light into my life.

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MEEeEEeeEEEMoooOOOOoRIEEEeees!!

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One Ytmnd to rule them all, one ytmnd to find them all, and in the darkness bind them 5/5

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WIN

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the classic will always be the best one

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I honestly can't believe anyone could be such an utter twat that they'd give a 1 to this site. Even if it 'isn't funny' (which I beg to differ with) you wouldn't have any of your downvoting glee if you didn't have the one and only. Frankly, I'm di

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...disgusted.

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The original and best.

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O RLY?

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YA RLY.

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5FTW

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nice.

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Much love and respect.

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classic, u cant go wrong

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Wtf is that infernal tapping ?! O_O

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CL@SSIC Nuff said

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t3h penile

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Gotta love this.

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Original is always best.

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why isn't this #1?

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paying respects

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Beautiful

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I'm the man now, dog?

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what crap

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Respect, son.

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ytmnd was started this way? lol .... pretty sad.

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Max, you're the man now dog. This baby started Conan, Picard, Sonic, n*gg*, Vader, Spoilers, Interpretation, Stapler, Khan, Link, Ugoff, TCBCR, Brian Peppers, Bell Peppers, Moskau, PSP, Ducktales, Tiger handhelds, Mike Done, Dr. Zaius, Prof. X, Thwomp, F

Sucks

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wow, you are the one that sucks, dumb*ss

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hmmm max gave his own site a 5...

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OH YEAH!

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I don't care if it started it all, it's crap...

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You're the man now dog!

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WHAT? "You're the man now DAA" ?? sh*tty audio. Fix it.

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Yay

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Still one of the best.

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Where would we be without this? Most likely doing something more productive, but f*ck that.

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Why does it say this is released on April 2005? Shouldn't it have been way back?

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Oops, forgot to rate it. Sorry, I'm new here. -_-

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THE ONE AND ONLY

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I'm not rating this because of its status, I'm rating it as if someone had just submitted it today.

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5'd for classic value.

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Gets a 5 cause other people are dumb as hell.

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this sucks

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YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG... aah, such memories! :D

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The one that started it all. 5 for good loop and image.

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Ah the oh-so-great original... technically the slang spelling is "Dawg" which is an abbreviation of: "Dumb*ssWhite Guy."

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HELL YEAH!

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Wait...so...I'm the man now? YES!

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Classic, like the Godfather. But, why was the text changed?

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the person below me is gay

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You're the man now dog! It's the original! Woop!

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Commenting on a legendary site.

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Can't believe I haven't voted on this one yet....I thought I had. Classic. Not much more needs to be said. 5'd

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Somehow, that stupid Tom Hanks site has more views then this...

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This is greatness. Period.

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i bow at thy feet

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ytmnd!

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I tribute THE ORGININAL, THE ALMIGHTY YTMND WHICH STARTED IT ALL! We SALUTE YOU! I find it funny, though, because by the site's YTMND standards today, this wouldn't be good. However, it's THE ORGININAL which nullifies all effect of the only-slight funn

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funniness*

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its not funny

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Nothing beats the original!

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Most annoying ytmnd ever.

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Fix the audio.

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"notninja" if you don't like it, leave.

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This one sucks, I saw it years ago, this "Max" person ripped it off. 1/500000 stars.

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"cactuarenigma", The "Max" guy created YTMND. Dumbass.

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sux

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"I tribute THE ORGININAL, THE ALMIGHTY YTMND WHICH STARTED IT ALL! We SALUTE YOU! I find it funny, though, because by the site's YTMND standards today, this wouldn't be good. However, it's THE ORGININAL which nullifies all effect of the only-slight

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You're the man now, dog.

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be crazy not to give this a 5

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ur awsome maaax!!! Make love to me max! can u give me ur number so we can hook up and I can show u my gratitude for starting the ytmnd fad.

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Legendary.

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It's pointless to actually say a whole lot about this, considering it's the reason that this site exists, therefore it's awesome.... o.O but what the heck is the clicking noise in the audio??

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Fusion! >_

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LOL!

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Walt Disney the Flesh-Eating Robot DOES approve of this site.

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WORT WORT WORT

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i cry when i see such beauty

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This sucks so much it's awesome.

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The one that started it all deserves no less than a 5

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the one and only...

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that's good stuff right there.

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original.

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"I wish more people would look at this and just make more ytmnds like this instead of just making stuff that no one understands" Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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omg i'm in the presence of greatness :|

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anyone who didnt give this a 5 is a douche and shouldnt be here.

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WTF?! My vote was a 5, but it was changed to a one

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what the heck is the clicking noise in the audio??

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The tapping noise makes it better

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That tapping sound is the black dude typing in the forground. It's supposed to be funny because that line is so unbecoming of Connery. You see him in so many intellictual roles in his late years anymore.

Obligatory post in this legendary webpage.

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f*ckme

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Rejoice in the origins of the hellhole of cyberspace!

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ummmm this started the site?? this is FUNNY???

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this is where it all began...

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The legend!! Bask in its glory! To those who don't find things like this funny...why are you even here?? And, yes, the tapping makes it better!

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site

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C L*ssIC

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WTF, i typed in http://ytmnd.ytmnd.com/ And got something unexpected

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pwnt

+1

I still can't believe this site has gotten so popular in under a year...

+1

Good find, but meh...

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Thank you.

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Get rid of all the other sites. this is the only one that matters.

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LMAO at all the downvoters.

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Worst YTMND Ever.

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For starting a revolution, how could this not get a 5? You ARE the man now, dog!

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The YTMND That Started It All, The King Of Ytmnd, Without this No one would have ever made ytmnds. We Solute You YTMND #1!

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This IS THE INTERNET.

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I love how people make their own perception of what a 'ytmnd' is and say this sucks. This is, indeed, the perfect YTMND. Every YTMND is based off of this one. How can it be bad?

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ANYONE WHO DOESN'T VOTE 5 IS IGNORANT BECAUSE THIS IS THE SITE THAT STARTED IT ALL

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We who are about to die salute you

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Classic

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I LOL'D

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This just isn't up to the standard of today's YTMNDs. Maybe if there were more black people, mentally challenged people or hurricanes in it it would be good.

+1

This is still great max, still great.

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Classic.

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God yes.

+1

ytmnd ftw

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Max you need to ban anyone who gives this less than *****

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NO YOU

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how can i not give this a 5?

+1

really a 4, but gotta give 5

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The one fad, TO RULE THEM ALL!

+1

+1

testing testing

+1

This seems to strangely sync with the refrain to "Katamari on the Rocks." la laa la la la la la laa YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG

+1

this just plain rules

+1

What the hell is that clicking?

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It's a typewriter.

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win

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There a reason this keeps showing up on random now?

+1

I must pay my respects...It's odd how the loop (especially the claps or whatever) makes it sound like a spanish or mexican dance.

+1

... I honestly don't like it... at all... I don't think it's funny... just some old man saying something with a bad sound loop...

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The best of all time 999/5

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A classic... cant give this under a 5, ya know?

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no, no...i assure you. YOU are the man, now.

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I was never a dog. >:(

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Just seen this in the Random section. That must be good luck right?

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This is obviously fake.

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5/5, -1 for being in the random section all the time

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GOOD TRY YTMND

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no ur

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TICKTICKTICKTICK! A tribute to Picard: http://picardmemory.ytmnd.com

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brings back memories

+1

The original, and still the best.

+1

hehehe, the origin of YTMND

+1

This is really depressingly bad.

+1

Cuh-lassic Pfeiffer.

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All hail You the man now dog! 5/5

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