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Site Title: the REAL blue ball machine
Site Domain: therealblueballmachine.ytmnd.com
Created by:  
Starfish
Created on: 2005-11-04 19:09:49
Image Origin: Frank Miller's Sin City
Sound Origin: chapter 23
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Description: jessica alba is so hot, whenever i see sin city i feel the need to rub one off. if you do not understand this joke...come back when your balls drop.
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2005-11-04 19:22:59
 
SO HOT!
2005-11-04 19:26:22
 
she really should have done this naked
2005-11-04 21:19:50
 
lol, not really what i expected, but still funny
2005-11-04 23:53:09
 
hehe, i get it
2005-11-05 00:47:57
 
I had the same idea. Have you considered speeding up the gif and adding the peewee music so it's more like the Blue Ball fad?
2005-11-05 01:05:45
 
lol, i also get it. nice ass
2005-11-05 01:19:40
 
OH I SEE WHERE YOU WENT WITH THAT
2005-11-05 01:55:36
 
Hahaha. Although I'm sure Jessica Alba wouldn't be the type to leave you with blue balls, She'd probably let you give her a facial.
2005-11-05 01:57:14
 
She's got major DSL
2005-11-05 02:37:02
 
speed it up and put peewee herman music in for a 5
2005-11-05 03:39:38
 
yes do that^
2005-11-05 04:41:04
 
I like cocks, where is Justin Timberlake?
2005-11-05 05:35:38
 
I guess I'll just come back when my balls drop.
2005-11-05 07:02:15
 
This is what I expected with the first "blue ball" machine.
2005-11-05 07:56:06
 
Expected/5.
2005-11-05 08:53:59
 
I knew this would be coming eventually...
2005-11-05 09:37:53
 
Yeah this was pretty much what I was expecting with the first blue ball machine.
2005-11-05 10:22:13
 
i registered to give you a 5. had the same idea but you beat me to it and very well done
2005-11-05 10:39:21
 
go home
2005-11-05 11:16:40
 
Only 3 for false advertising. + 1 for sexiness factor. -3 for no Peewee Music, making this whole post pointless.
2005-11-05 11:55:11
 
i have blue balls!
2005-11-05 11:59:54
 
hahahaha hawt sheckz
2005-11-05 12:00:24
 
Yep. Would be hilarious if it wasn't copied. owiemyblueballs.ytmnd.com Yep. Check the creation dates.
2005-11-05 12:59:59
 
sorry mike. i didn't realize you already did the blue balls joke about this fad. but i don't think anyone did for that matter with only 150 views.
2005-11-05 13:37:47
 
hawt. funny desciption too.
2005-11-05 14:43:04
 
5 for misleading XD
2005-11-05 15:52:54
 
saw this coming as well, good idea though. +10 for Jessica Alba.
2005-11-05 16:15:36
 
lol fapfap = -4
2005-11-05 16:53:43
 
I have a poster of her on my closet door, the real cause of morning wood.
2005-11-05 17:03:35
 
I'm suprised it took this long for someone to make the joke. Points for Sin City, anyway.
2005-11-05 17:46:21
 
Jessica sucks big blue balls.. 3 for gif and sound loop though
2005-11-05 18:15:16
 
saw this coming from a mile away but Jessica Alba is too hot to not give les than a 5.
2005-11-05 18:28:37
 
Yup, she gives everyone blue balls heh. Buuuuuut... at least Derek Jeter probably got some from her, the lucky guy!
2005-11-05 20:08:32
 
A stripper that never removes their clothes is not a stripper.
2005-11-05 21:17:33
 
Oh I get it, because she's hot. Add Peewee music for a higher score and hilarity.
2005-11-05 21:18:36
 
f*ck yeah
2005-11-05 22:01:20
 
5 since i lol'd irl
2005-11-05 22:19:08
 
Sucks without Pee-Wee music.
2005-11-05 23:45:05
 
Hot.
2005-11-06 00:59:31
 
I was waiting for someone to do a REAL "blue balls" joke. GG
2005-11-08 08:40:33
 
Congratulations for ruining a fad with sex jokes.
2005-11-09 23:44:25
 
2006-02-21 02:10:02
 
Jessica Alba FTW!!!!!!! 5'd
2006-03-25 18:07:53
 
nice loop, what is that song tho? i can't find it anywhere!
2006-03-25 18:08:54
 
Ack, it won't let me vote, but it would be 5/5
2006-08-05 22:53:41
 
its a good joke
2006-09-15 02:57:09
 
NOT NSFW