LMAO! Now you can worship....to the EXTREME! Martyr on, dudes! Pray it, don't spray it! Cowabunga, Jesus!

+4

4 words: Moses in a rallycap.

+1

OH SHI!

BRB JESUS

teen bible ftw

The Extreme Teen Bible dares teens to crack open its pages and live up to the cutting-edge standard found inside. This New King James translation (thoroughly explained in teen-friendly language) is clad in funky purple print and snowboard-type logos, appe

aling to the thrill seeker by promising a life of "no fears, no regrets, just a future with a promise."

http://lookinside2-images.amazon.com/Qffs+v35lepQ51IUc2iTNDqiaq/Wmvcascz6VwE+9xyYs+VjVNGRNpOW2O86KQn1

Worship to the extreme... lol Christianity is bullsh*t anyways, as is any and every religion/religious doctrine.

The music is actually pretty cool. >_> Where'd you get it?

Trying to market it to kids. Valiant attempt, but bleh. They should want to because they believe not because their bible says extreme on it.

+1

I gotta get me one of those.

So cutting edge it's in ebonics. Oh, and they're no longer 'apostles', they're 'n*gg*z'. Jesus = OG

Hey, hey. Come on now. In Flames is a pretty good band.

Please tell me this isn't real.

well.. 2'd for good music.. +2 for attracting a quality spammer

In Flames f*cking rules

I OWN THAT!!!

The song is "Trigger by In flames" It can be found on the freddy vs jason soundtrack.

It can also be found on Reroute to Remain by the band

LMAO

xxxxxxxxxTREME!!!!

It tells of how Jesus did the dew and gave oral for believers, pushin' it to the XTREMEEEEEEE. And I just got done listening to In Flames thanks. :O

sh*t like this makes Christians look bad. 5

hahaha the caption makes it

Ha Ha...I've actually seen people with that.

-2 for not having AC/DC's "Let There Be Rock"

+1

WTF? O_o

hahah great!

whos the artist In flames?

Damn it! Why do we Chrisians keep making stupid things like this! Bible Man, Veggie Tales and now the XTREME BIBLE! ARGH!

Have you seen the Bible video games? I pray my people don't start selling out the Torah, Midrashim, Apocrypha, etc. One good thing about Jews: Not supposed to evangelize people.

ROFL

Today's kids don't know what rock 'n' roll is. And it surely isn't what's playing on background...

Yeah its not rock and roll its melodic death metal you f*cking twat. In Flames is the best band in their genre. Go suck a fat n****r dick you f*cking pussy*ssemo f*ck. f*ck...

Whoa settle down there Hombre...

Melodic death metal? Stryper is back and nobody told me? ATTACK OF BUMBLEBEES!

5'd because jesus freaks should die.

GAH IN FLAMES f*ckING OWNS!!!! AWESOME CHOICE MY FRIEND.

you are going to hell aren't you

In Flames. 4

YEAH JESUS ROX!! m/

Haha, that is so lame.

Jesus crucified on a skateboard?

+1

Bible sucks--no amount of fancy repackaging will change that. ALso, the king james bible has yet to include in its text the addition of the dead sea scrolls or any other newly discovered writings--thus making it a historically useless manuscript.

-2

WE HAVE THIS BOOK IN OUR ENGLISH CLASS. I am not joking.

In Flames ftfw :>

5 for in flames

LOL ANGST

Mmmm... In Flames.

"DarknessCalls ( ) 2005-09-06 00:52:35 OK GUYS IM DONE THAT WAS f*ckING FUN" Yeah? So is going outside to play on your tire swing; do that next time.

LOLZ

lowtf

ROFL, oddly enough, I have that book somewhere. 5'd for hilarity and oddness.

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That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I don't care if you're a cool churchgoer or a nerdly altarboy, NOBODY should be seen with an "EXTREME" version of the Bible. It's like someone inventing "EXTREME" shuffleboard.

+1

i got that as a present like 7 years ago

i admit the name is stupid, but it is just a good study bible to attract teens that want to see god's word BETTER

-1

Christianity...TO THE X-TREME!!!!

funny thing// i own this bible.. i swear to god- err.. nvm

YEAH ROCK ON!!

-makes an 'x' with arms and yells- XTREEME! XD

-1

Mildly funny picture, plus appropriate music, plus mildly funny and appropriate text = awesome. This is what ytmnd is supposed to be.

+1

Jesusfreaks unite!

And Jesus spake unto his crew, "sh*t dis lag sux, u no it was takeing me 3 day 2 repswan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

+1

"Sound Origin: EXTREME METAL" 3 for ytmnd, 1 for that

I think i actually own a copy of this book. My grandmother bought it for me. Not like i read it though. but still this site wins.

WHY HELLO THERE! I love this

This is the Bible you read while SKYDIVING!

+2

That must be the gayest book ever. Aploy to draw teens into the hands of god.

In Flames = insta 5/5

I'd give it more than a 3 but I'm afraid I'd go to hell. On a side note, I'd like to point out DarknessCalls wasted 9 minutes of his life spamming this. Give him an award.

lol hells

check it out i gave it more than a 3

EXTREME CHEDDAR!

: /

HAHAHA! I wonder what Christians are going to do next to force their bullsh*t myths onto other people.

-1

I love how half of you athiest bigots are just using this as an excuse to say "OMG CHRISTIANITY IS BULLsh*t TOTAL CRAP JESUS IS A LIE LOLOLOL."

As for the YTMND itself, it's yet another example of balding white ultra-conservative Protestants attempting to appeal to modern youth, an all-too-common phenomenon. Still funny, even if it does bring all the anti-Christian 'tards out of the woodwork.

.................................Catholic?

But not as creepy as this one. http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/ When atheists are as evangelical as christians, you know we're in bad shape. Coming from a Jew, even. Now I'm off to get bagels. Who wants lox?

i want lox

damn good song, man!

lol

XTREEEMMMEEE JESUSSSSSSSS

Rock on.

I think its funny how pathetic all these attempts are at marketing nonsense to the younger generation.

Coming soon: Extreme Koran! Including Circumcision-Do's and Don'ts, and "How to have a 'rad' Barmitzvah". Coming soon to a book retailer near you!

+2

and before anyone flames, that was a friendly joke, not racism, I like Jews. Many of my friends are Jewish. So no offence to anyone.

Except DarknessCalls for being a twat.

+5 for inflames music

wtfs misclick

5'd because I can't belive their stupidity. Even though I'm ver religious, this is just funny. X3 **head bangs**

you touch boys

-1

so f*cking dumb

4. -1 for not using "God Gave Rock & Roll To You" by KISS.

I would buy it, just for the Xtreme fact0r. ..... Or not, 'cas I'm too cheap to buy stuff like that.

I think that's the one I read in my pre-atheist days. It's basically the bible with some blips popping up here and there explaining vauge terms better, but it still sucks.

http://yousucksuck.ytmnd.com/

how is it pushing if i do it on sh*tty sites? lol

Cute.

lololol

There is no such thing as hardcore christians living hardcore.

5'd TO THE EXTREME!

There was day, and there was night in the hood. And the Masta Pimp looked over all that he had created and said, "This is the sh*t." And it was crunk.

remember kids, only you can prevent scientology

only 5'd cause it was made in 2005

400% more killing, 50% more incest, and 100% more rape!